Domesticated af

Yo what

Girl, speak for yourself. I’d give anything to not work and eat fruit naked by the sea all day.

Give it all back to the mob.

The Yankees still hungover?

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

It smells really good in my apartment.

Was talking about how ACAB also needs to include members of the police force standing up to this.

Shut the fuck up

Holy shit

Pretty sure I just saw an albatross.

How is Gritty’s aim so good?!

It was so nice today

It’s funny how I have more respect for Silwa than Cuomo.

Kay Abu annoys the shit out of me because there isn’t a single dude who cares about her platform, they just want to fuck her.

I would watch this sport lol

Better than 0 years I guess.

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

Just inherited a lil slow cooker. Send me your stew and chili recipes!

Can I do that that Black Mirror thing where I can block people in real life except it’s everything and anything that has to do with Taylor Swift? Can she just fucking evaporate? I hate her with such a passion.

Kinda feel like this is the correct take.

FUCK BOSTON FOREVER

THE BIG SCHLITT

The world is a beautiful place & how do they fit on stage?

The Wildcard Is A Beautiful Place & I’m Afraid The Yankees May Die

PALACE

This isn't funny and they absolutely are not joking.

My new iPhone finally shipped! Yay fresh battery and more storage!

What THE FUCK do you mean it’s only Thursday?!

I’m going to see @twiabp.bsky.social tomorrow and will miss game 3 😫 go Yanks!

YANKEES

Apple score bug is ahead of the game lol

He was killed by Israel.

Told a guy I was chatting with on Tinder that the only thing to miss about summer is watermelon and he commented that made sense to him, cause I’m Italian and basically black anyway. Bro.

I JUST GOT MY PERIOD THAT EXPLAINS SO FUCKING MUCH WOW

Every day I dial your number, I just never make the call…

I feel like Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave at the thought of a fucking foldable iPhone.

I’m having my IUD swapped for one that I know will last a full 8 years because I don’t fucking trust a goddamn thing going on in the world right now and I’m sure insurance is going to stop covering them soon.

I did a fantasy hockey draft. I had the last pick out of 10 teams.

Volpe?!

GUNNA GET SO MANY FANTASY POINTS HES SUCH A DARLING

YANKEES PLZ

CAN WE NOT?!

MAX FRIED

OH THANK GOD

I love when the Yankees are in the post-season* cause that’s when Yankee baseball starts for me lol *- wild card is sorta the post season

Anthony Volpe?!