I think I’m just gunna break it off with everyone I’m seeing and be fucking alone like I deserve.

I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs, “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?”

Soucy scored? Glad to be too depressed to watch tonight.

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back to you, they were probably an avoidant.

In good news for me, no rent increase this year.

I will NEVER forgive these people and they will ALWAYS hear about it from me.

Tell ‘em it’s a genre and not a lifestyle goddamn

Rangers really do be trash.

Brand New.

Honestly, a Faustian Bargain doesn’t sound terrible these days…

If you drink Gin and Tonic and grew in the 90s you should be able to order it as a Gordon Bombay

Why does this make me viscerally uncomfortable?

Men can fucking stay lonely, Jesus Christ.

Ilhan ain’t no bitch.

I keep forgetting I’m going to Florida in like, 2 weeks.

If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

The past tense of snow should be snew. I will not be taking any questions. Thank you.

It’s so cold that the harbor froze.

One of my favorites ever and I feel like no one knows it.

Nah, you can get shot just about anywhere inside here as well.

Welp. Just took an 1/8th of shrooms.

Made white chocolate mousse with raspberry sauce

literally my whole life i've been like, "seems like republicans are evil??" and the "adults in the room" were like no, no. you'll understand when you're older. now im older and republicans are literally hitler

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

the mood is not subtle

These people should be hanged for the way they lie to us.

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Thinking a lot today about the time my ex-boyfriend wanted me to meet one of his buddies that worked for ICE. Mind you, this was probably back in 2019? I told him then that if I were introduced to that person, I’d spit in their face. Wonder if they’re still friends…

Brandy, our healthcare is tethered to our jobs…

Bro, they are murdering white men in the street. None of us are safe!

Your second amendment right is a lie.

I think this is why the world kinda gave the Italians a pass for WWII, if I’m being honest. Also, our food is real good.

I can’t believe I turned off Percy Jackson for this

@sentimentbot.bsky.social lay it on me

This is nuts!

They are kettling us. Soon, you won’t be able to leave thru Canada!

JIM CANTORE IS IN NYC?! OH WE ARE FUCKED FUCKED

But he really is such a nice, young man. And he deserves everything.

Well this actually sucks for me. I go to games in Bridgeport often. eyesonisles.com/the-ny-islan...

The way this would address a few kinks… saymammamia.com/pages/wtf-is...

I think about quaaludes more than I really should.

Bro, it was like 15F here the other day and I took my trash out in sweats 🤷🏻‍♀️

Millennials aging better than literally everyone is miraculous when you consider all of the everything we’ve been through.

My mom told me that it’s weird that I get my nails done the same color every time? Sorry about my autism? If I do another color, my hands don’t feel like they’re attached to my body.

One of the few good uses of our tax dollars. I love the post office.