Michael Scott saying he’s not a big fan of hockey on Rooster gave me a good chuckle.

Could you ever, in 1 billion years, imagine fumbling me?

Anyone else notice how cigarettes are very back?

Do not call yourself sapiosexual if you do not have your Venus in Gemini.

I think putting ICE in the airports will backfire in a sense. The average American isn’t very online. A lot of people are extremely unaware about how bad the ICE situation truly is. This will expose them to it directly. It’s probably too late at this point, but 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s not lost on me, that in Project Hail Mary, astrophage, while it’s destroying suns and endangering life, it also brings species together and makes interstellar travel possible.

This company has more money than most small countries. This is just disgusting levels of greed.

I bet he would’ve rather played in Kreider’s return 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ve been called fat, I’ve been called ugly, I’ve been called a cunt, a bitch and psychotic. I’ve been called rude, loud and mean. You know what I’ve absolutely never been called? A republican.

Truly one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life.

I finally watched Weapons last night and after sitting with my thoughts, I genuinely do not understand the award hype it got 🤷🏻‍♀️

Also, India just ditched the dollar and bought oil in its own currency. Get ready for USD to collapse.

I haven’t owned a car since I moved to NYC in 2021, but even I’m observant enough to know that they are diluting the gasoline and inflating the prices, still. You’re definitely not getting the mileage you should be.

Do not come here for the World Cup. Do not come here for the Olympics.

Sometimes, good things happen.

my Third Eye? Blind

Put it in the Louvre.

I got asked if I wanted to go to the Ranger game tonight and my reply was simply, “it feels like you hate me by inviting me to this one.” A Tkachuk game? No thank you.

Harry Styles’ “Sign Of The Times” genuinely sounds like what will be playing when the end credits for humanity are scrolling up the screen.

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What's the perfect GIF for your bluesky persona?

???

Anyone else watching DTF St. Louis?

The State Dept now advises Americans worldwide keep that thang on them.

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If EVERYONE could just stop lying to me, that would be so great, thanks.

Finding out Afroman is MAGA as hell has ruined my entire week.

Oh cool, now nobody can come help us.

God fucking dammit this is hilarious

SURELY YOU’RE JOKING?!

I mean, listen, when Trump dies, I literally might run up and down the street naked with joy, so I can understand how good he’s feeling right now.

This horrific story gets worse when you find out how this young woman originally came to the US: as a 17-year-old on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane

Lent is a wonderful excuse to eat sushi every Friday.

I truly cannot believe he’s our Larry Flint.

Why are people mad when she’s right?

I think I’m in my pink era. I’ve never been a pink girl, but I loooooove it right now.

Jeeeeeeeez I'm not sure I've ever actually seen an attack ad this brutal

I don’t really know how to go from this Poison The Well record to the Gladie record, but we’re gunna try.

If you can’t find sports on here, you’re simply not looking.

So they called him up but I doubt he’ll play. Instead of playing for the Pack, he’ll waste away in a press box. This team is stupider with talent than I am about dating.

LOL about time.

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

An astrologer has been tracking the signs the show up most in the Epstein Files as perpetrators. Not surprisingly, it’s Leo. Since y’all are all narcissistic demons.

Dude was a republican piece of garbage, but he was also a millennial internet joke forever and ever, so this is a weird one? All I can say, is that him dying now feels universally significant. Chapters & cycles ended today.

You think you’ve found love, but you’re standing in The Pitt

Spring Equinox 5x5

We did it. We survived the worst Mercury retrograde ever.