Whoever they hired as their sports psychologist doesn’t seem to be doing a great job 🤷🏻‍♀️

Wow this absolutely makes me wanna die! Rot in Hell, Chris Drury.

Leaving out milk & cookies is an offering to the Fae. In this essay, I will explain how Santa is harnessing the bones of bad children in his toy shop…

HOLY FUCK WHAT

Yo damn

Some of the responses here are truly fucking weird and very “bean soup theory.”

One of my neighbors has the worst, most annoying laugh I’ve ever heard.

Because you’re forcing them down our throats and also Taylor swift fans are all fucking nutso.

You don’t need a good guy with a gun. You just need a good guy.

I am seeing Algernon Cadwallader tomorrow.

That was an absolutely ridiculous win #NYR

This game is fucking bipolar

The Rangers lose every time they wear the centennials, which sucks, ‘cause they’re beautiful.

Are the Rangers & Habs doing the jersey thing tonight?

When I tell you I got the coolest clock in existence, I am not fibbin.

Also, lol, tours are too fucking expensive now.

We’re gunna watch an old man break a hip on live TV!

AI is good actually?

The reason the early 2000’s emo scene was so great was cause half the band members were in love with each other. Want the scene to be good again? Everyone needs to get more gay.

Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy.

I just wanna know which one of us is the most autistic. Like, who’s in charge here?

I love this trade for Minnesota.

An angel lost its wings today. Had to stop being in denial that my body was literally rejecting one of them 😢

Very nice of one of my Fans to send this.

I hope Erika Kirk catches a case of BV that simply never goes away.

Idk man, this kid really never stood a chance at ever being normal or not terrible 🤷🏻‍♀️

When I say I want to drink the tears of Mets fans, this is EXACTLY what I mean.

Rangers are so bad

We’re just seizing ships now?

What a beautiful jersey matchup

One of my least favorite NY athletes is finally the fuck out of NY. Good riddance!

Mets fans really thought Steve Cohen was just going to blow his money lol enjoy your casino tho.

The Rangers are already basically unbearable and you wanna now force me to watch Matt Rempe again?

I don’t want to bail out the farmers are you fucking joking?

The irony of posting this and then having a surprise gift from them show up hours later.

I truly feel like I’m so burned out by the news, god itself could come down to earth and declare they’re real and I think it still wouldn’t move me. I think my reaction would still just be, “oh okay, sure, but like what are you gunna do about everything?”

I mean, like, sure. Whatever. It’s 2025. Anything can fucking happen I guess. Why not.

This is a @croatbeba.bsky.social appreciation post. I love her. That is all ❤️

Pluribus (2025)

Whatever is happening to Harrison Butker this season is proving to me that either god or witchcraft are real.

Man, I love getting laid in the middle of the day.

🙃

Oh he really hurt her feelings huh?

Get that rapist off my ice please

lol stahhhhhp

I haaaaaaaate Faust games

Years ago I picked crystal palace cause I liked the name, colors and the fact that they were middling. Can they stop being good? I don’t know enough about soccer to defend my fandom lol

Um. I actually loved Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood. He kinda made the whole movie for me.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, duh.

Hi. I’m on mushrooms. AMA.