BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

I don't have to set an alarm all week and yet I still wake up before 7am. This is so lame. Stupid internal clock.

This guy nails it. 🎯

he turned it into a Porta potty

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

The govt is paying farmers $9M to destroy hundreds of thousands of peach trees that took 20 years to cultivate because a Del Monte factory closed.. Del Monte claims people are shifting to fresh fruit vs sugar-laden canned fruit. Why don't they just sell the f**king fruit? Free markets my @$$.

There is no clearer case for the necessity of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 than how quickly southern states moved to eliminate Black-majority districts and dilute Black power after SCOTUS eroded Section 2. SCOTUS’s reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.

This is a good time to remind people that the US has some of the highest covid mortality rates in the world. The “best they can” got millions killed and many more disabled. They’ve gutted the CDC. Put an anti-vaxxer in charge of HHS. Stoked eugenicist rhetoric. Hope is not a strategy.

One of those videos that always makes me smile.

I go by Jennifer at work. Only fam & friends call me Jen so it's very annoying when someone at work thinks they can call me Jen like we're buddies. Nope. I will correct you every time.

I hate everything about this timeline.

How does the meat buyer not know that Chateaubriand is one word, not two?

Today is a heavy on the hate work day.

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

I get a lot of AI slop book marketing emails, but this is the first time I have ever been . . . mistaken for Jane Austen.

Even my fave coworkers are annoying me today.

I can't wait to be off next week so I can sleep without any alarms.

Apparently, journals, universities and publishers cannot do it but the Oscars can

No one in the Epstein files has sued the Epstein Estate for defamation.

A definitional aspect of Bluesky is the absence of an algorithm as the default.

Dayum, Knicks. Go off.

If American history was taught correctly.

The moon is looking gorgeous tonight.

Ooh, Vis Valley getting love.

honestly the only Millennial / Gen Z dividing point that matters to me is this: do you remember how things were pre-9/11? and, crucially, how everyone lost their minds on and after 9/11? If so, you're a millennial or older.

Druski gave her such a complex that she dresses like antifa now

Of course the Mets eat shit when I decide to give them some attention. May as well switch to the Flyers game now.

I have a love/hate with my store visit days. I love that I can easily deal with issues & I like a handful of people at each store so it's great working with them. I hate how many issues I randonly find and I especially hate when people just start talking to me as if we're mid-convo.

Trump is mired in an illegal war that's destabilizing the world while spiking inflation & immiserating Americans, a key part of the govt remains unfunded, & Rs who control Congress are fixated on...spending taxpayer $ for a vanity ballroom Trump vowed would be privately funded A complete clown show

He never had the money to pay for the ballroom. It was always a scam. We were always going to have to pay for it. They were just waiting for the right moment to hit us with the bill. This is now the time.

I fckn hate being woken up before my alarm. Bad enough I had to set one for today as is.

My nephew just asked me to put on hockey so I put on Miracle.

He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!

You could never convince me to give a shit about the NFL draft. It would take having a relative with the potential to be drafted to even give it a thought, but I'd never watch. No matter who my team gets, nothing good happens.

Just once, I’d like to be at the beginning of my rope.

Full length bubble coats will forever look weird to me.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

I really don't like being asked questions. I've gotten to the point where people just automatically ask questions rather than looking for themselves and it pisses me off so much.

Smh. Very Mets.

my entire life there have been frustrated women who can’t find appropriate men to date and in response people called them frigid spinster cat ladies but borderline sexual predators and outright misogynists get pity profiles on the reg — disgusting

I can't watch the season finale of The Pitt until later tonight since I'm at my uncle's for dinner. I'm a little bummed about the delay but I can't pass up bbq with my faves.

It's very annoying when people give pronouns to AI. Computers are "it", not "she". Idgaf if you gave IT a name... it's still an IT.

Agnostic over here ready to throw hands for Leo.

In the absolute fuckin WORST mood right now.

Exhibit 6342 why being dumb must be incredible.

It will be extremely funny if Vance manages to get himself excommunicated before his book on becoming a Catholic releases.

ChatGPT is a website. Claude is a website. I will never respect a website. You cannot convince me to treat LLMs as anything different to any other technology. If a website only gets things right sometimes, it's a bad website. I will not be told otherwise. www.wheresyoured.at/i-will-never...

Sue them to the white meat