gonna get so much use out of this one

lol this is such racist ugly nonsense, pal. take this weak shit elsewhere and enjoy all the blocks you'll catch.

buncha parents who would absolutely have Felicity Huffman-ed their way into getting their kids into college pretending that No, Actually, It's the Trans Women blocking their offspring's chances at glory

ah yes, little cindy didn't get into Princeton not because little cindy is a dime a dozen rich kid who tried to prop up her average academic performance with sports but because the NCAA is giving all the sports scholarships to trans women. got it.

I’m glad the Miami Herald got ahold of Stephen Miller’s BFF’s cover letter. In reading it, he makes clear is that the goal is to do to FIU Law what these same assholes did to New College—and at the largest Hispanic-serving institution in the country. Utterly fucking disgraceful. A few lowlights: 🧵

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It's the same picture

there are very few religiously-related occurrences i want more than JD Vance's excommunication

never not gonna be hilarious to me that the only two songs i have ever heard played by the two desultory ice cream trucks that venture to the North Side are Greensleeves and Turkey in the Straw

Chris Rufo cohosts a podcast with L0m3z—who runs a publishing house for fascist writers—and is more closely tied to internet fascists than almost any other “mainstream” right-wing activist in America. There is no more reason to give him a platform than there is to have David Duke as a guest.

[guy who just learned what the Nicene Creed is seeing a second statement of beliefs] getting big Nicene Creed vibes off this

Ilan Wurman pacing around his office muttering "so close, bro" under his breath while gearing up to invent some new new "scholarship" for the next go round.

i have been to basement punk shows where none of us wanted to be there but it was friend rock (aka your friend is in a band, but not a good band) that easily had ten times this attendance.

A person can have shit politics AND depression is a real disease AND more jobs should have employment protections that allow them time to treat serious conditions AND Congress is arguably not one of those jobs

also cannot stop laughing at people explaining to jay that "nuh-uh, Totenberg isn't the one who hits publish don't you know how publications and reporting works it would be a staffer, hmmmmm?" way to miss the joke and the point and also scoldlecturing someone who runs a publication and knows this?

With the side note that I cannot stop laughing at the image of 82-year-old Nina Totenberg slamming the Publish button on WordPress, Jay could not be more correct here.

lolsob i hate how right this is

four justices dissenting on birthright citizenship is an absolute kick in the sternum

Absolute chimmmmmmneyyyyyys

the dude went to the mat for literal fucking torture. you think Trump weaponizing the DOJ was really gonna be a red line?

lolll remember a few months ago when John Yoo was Turning Over a New Leaf, per pundrity galore?

the only caucus i've ever joined tbh

lwe all knew it would be "Trump can fire literally everyone (Slaughter case) because vibes, except the Fed (Cook case), which he cannot, for reasons that totally have nothing to do with the conservative love for their own pocketbooks being stable and flush, nosiree" but it still absolutely sucks.

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Power out in 55411

lol you have got to be fucking kidding me

lol you wouldn't download a car. you wouldn't download a...soccer pitch?

a 10-piece looks to be...$11.39-ish in Chicago, so even if Kat packed away 20 shrimp in one day, you think it's some sort of elite grift to spend $23 bucks at a fast-food joint? th' fuck is wrong with you.

i was working at the teachers' union in MN at this time, and my boss came in after the decision hit - I was just sitting there crying with joy in my office - and told me to get the hell out of there and celebrate.

Fine

You know that I know There's really something wrong when your heart stops beating But it's been so long, and I Just keep on forgetting

INNOCENT

buddy.

It is abundantly clear from Alito's jurisprudence that he thinks the only real racism is discrimination against white people.

As a Watergate historian, this might be the dumbest and worst take we’ve seen from JD Vance in a long time. And it’s also a complete misunderstanding of Nixon and Watergate.

honestly could not think of a less appealing person to talk to me about sex than Ross Douthat is

i was gonna fight with the dipshit sending me pictures of his fave article on hospice fraud to ...school me somehow? but then i just decided to block him. please clap.

wait i thought we all pretended he was taller so his BMI was lower

i knew already it was a project of the right to restore the glory and honor of Nixon, lol, but I didn't think it would be by admitting that they do so many things that are worse by comparison on a continual basis, but i did not go to Yale Law and write a book trashing my family, so what do i know

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

It's perfect and it's defaced. Double-dumb-speak.

grandma sounds like a paranoid nitwit, JD

@sarahjeong.bsky.social had a terrific ending to one of her pieces during Metro Surge: "Like the feds rolling up to Ruby Ridge, they are unwelcome and unloved interlopers, hounded by whistles and Honda Fits. The invader must be expelled. Minnesota should be for the Minnesotans."

i...what???

Tom Emmer, like so many other gutter racists clogging the GOP, genuinely doesn't understand that the people of his own state do not share his horror of immigrants and, indeed, sacrified their safety and even their lives to protect them.

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