Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

I’m coming to welcome these kinds of public statements from the Democratic establishment. Helps puncture any idea they’ll ever deliver what the progressive base wants.

The "Discuss Colombian football for 90 min without mentioning Shakira" challenge is about to commence

This just crossed my Tumblr and it's a picture of me and my legal counsel at work!

Argentina.vs Cape Verde is the 21st century Georgetown vs Princeton.

THE BLUE SHARKS ARE THROUGH!!!! WE HAVE SCREAMED OURSELVES HOARSE!!

Here we go

CABO VERDE LFG

This is my only comment on the discourse du jour

The reveal with the ten child goalies…

The federal judiciary just announced that its raising PACER fees to pay to modernize the system. They are estimating about $125,000,000 per year to do the work. That number is simply unmoored from reality. It's enough money to pay over 600 people $200k salaries! 1/3 www.uscourts.gov/data-news/ju...

Become ungovernable

What an image

Fun fact, those “Step AWAY from the vehicle” alarms that were so big in the 90s? They’re voiced by Darrell Issa (R-CA).

Oh shit he’s delivering (Personally really impressed that part of it is going towards HRT research broadly, which suggests this will have impacts beyond new york)

The Death of Stalin was funnier, but not by much.

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

Napoleon Bonaparte made his servants break in his shoes before he wore them. His entire wardrobe was two different outfits repeated. When he arrived at St Helena he had a meltdown about the house smelling like paint. His stare was so unnerving other heads of state believed it was magical.

Because if there’s one thing all bisexual women want, it’s (checks notes) Jesse Waters

Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

Yet another reminder that, unlike a lot of people, Richard Hanania is a known and outed Nazi

Me, watching the World Cup:

No Haaland?! Damn it, I was hoping for a Haaland / Mbappe showdown.

hey man just letting you know you're on camera

I'm running in 2028 on a platform to place every "alt"-account poster in a Supermax prison

I think there's actually a useful difference we can draw here. Namely: there is incrementalism that comes from pushing wherever possible (and with whatever levels possible) to make progress toward a maximalist demand, versus incrementalism that's positioned as an excuse for setting minor goals

politics is about storytelling, and there's just a very different valence between "I am visibly going to do everything possible to get us to the promised land" and "I will pick one reasonable little project, don't get your hopes up too much for more, big stuff will have to wait"

“restoring faith that better is possible” is maybe the most important thing in politics right now outside of imposing consequences on the bad people (and imposing consequences would help restore faith) we have seen what cynical, “lol nothing matters” politics leads to and it leads to Donald Trump

I refuse to succumb to Doomerism largely because I work in civil society and you kind of… *can’t* hold doomer views without flaming out.

it's true and secret: "I am an antisemite" It's true and not secret: "I am able to read the news"

Where are my old queers at? (Ow)

Nancy Mace had like 2 good hours where she fought with Trump and people were rushing to talk about her "bipartisan attitude change."

Well, if there’s one thing I know about New Yorkers they’ll never support a guy who *checks notes* loves his mama.

Honestly a shocking number of my followers fall into that category, for various reasons

Herve Renard go to Hello Kitty Burgerland and Barbie Dream Lounge.

can i contribute this to the cause

it's actually MEATBALLS > SUSHI

BANZAAAIII

I had to explain to a youth recently that I *have* played League of Legends, I simply played it when it was still a mod for Warcraft III.

I think you mean TELEPORTED from the agency.

omg the giraffe is still lost (published 5 hours ago)

You’ve Rammed your last stein

I straight up don't mind if this crowd thinks it's beneficial to them to put some space between themselves and the left wing of the party to win contested seats. I'm happy to be a foil. I do question if this approach will help them win

a reminder that watergate was legitimately bad. nixon weaponized presidential power to cover up crimes committed by his subordinates, illegally spying on americans and using agencies like the IRS to harass political opponents.

Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

The rest of the world discovering CONCACAF refereeing is a great counterpoint to all the “…tries Texas BBQ for the first time” content we’ve been getting.

Jonathan Ross is the man who shot and killed Renee Good.

And make no mistake, when the Klan was ranting about unassimilable immigrants in the 1920s, they were very much talking about Italians whom they attacked as Catholic pawns of the pope, as a "criminal race" whose members were all tied to the mafia, and as a non-white threat to white women.

Air to Ground Message: THANKS. PLEASE CONFIRM SCORES... GERMANY AT HALF TIME WAS 1-1... Area: Portsmouth, UK Type: Airbus A319 A: #ae8f85cc608 F: #f0c03c0140f