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as a wise man doing 1-minute hammer drill reviews on TikTok once said, "Fandom ruins everything, from Jesus to Star Wars to Milwaukee Tools"

Look,

This is an accurate endorsement of Bluesky. The core user base are the kids who would whisper "wanna see a weird bug?" And then proceed to show you the weirdest bug/thing/idea you have ever seen. Welcome, #NewSkies

Pretty sure they can't repeal a scientific finding NYT, that's not how science works.

Legal status doesn’t matter: if you exceed ICE’s melanin threshold, you get snatched. It is ethnic cleansing. There is no other word for it. The news has shown you video of these often violent detentions. What you don’t see is what happens to these individuals after. I’ve had a front row seat. 7/

Is Founder’s Disease a particularly malignant presentation of Engineer’s Disease, or is it something discrete?

Anyone remember MGTOW? Men Going Their Own Way? Did any of them ever, you know, get there?

Imma try and keep this short, but this is what i think is importantly historically. The 1960s civil rights laws and decisions were not technically "new legislation." it was a restoration of what already was. For example 🧵

“He said he had "repeatedly seen how hard it is to truly let our values govern our actions" - including at Anthropic which he said "constantly face pressures to set aside what matters most". Sharma said he would instead look to pursue a poetry degree and writing.”

Yes, it’s a stunt. But it’s a very good stunt. Well done @jayapal.house.gov for reminding the people who want to pretend there aren’t, that there are real people who are still abused every day these men stay free.

Important case law being made. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

A “LOL, no” bill

Pointing out antisemitism on the left is one of the most annoying experiences one can have on Bluesky, not only do you get actual antisemites in your replies but also other leftists who are reflexively defensive and who bristle at the slightest critique.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

YOUNG MAN what’s that thing that you found, I said YOUNG MAN it’s a leaf on the ground, I said YOUNG MAN it will make a cool sound, when you PUT IT IN YOUR LEAF HOLE [WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP] It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND

Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says. The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp... By Julianne Le

activity time! 🌽🐮👩‍🌾

Age verification? I can whistle a 2400 baud modem off.

Oh lmao it was Shaq Griffin that bought everyone on the team the MOB chains

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

WELP

MVP shoulda been Myers but giving it to Walker is basically letting Marshawn run it in effigy

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...

Apart from anything else, the United States has no official language

Oh god I just thought about how upset Dave Portnoy must be right now and everything just got a little better.

English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"

NATURE IS HEALING

A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...

Macbeth: SHIT

DID I NOT FUCKING SAY IT????????????????? DID I NOT SAY IT??????????????????????????? MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

YUP And they partnered with Flock, too www.cnet.com/home/securit...

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

Rip out your Ring doorbell RN, jfc

Cause that's what heroes do.

judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people

My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I M LIVID

ICE has grabbed so many people from their vehicles that there are abandoned cars across Minnesota. This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats. They hate the helpers. Which is why must keep helping.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Werewolf dick that destroys vampires, call that a garlic knot. Or something. I don’t fucking know, you shitpost then if it’s that easy

Hang it in the Louvre

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Mea culpa - I was among the re-skeeters. Scott Horton has a blue check and name checks Harper's Magazine as his employer in his bio. That does not, apparently, mean his posts can be assumed accurate.

Check the words. Check the time stamps. Fucking clown shit.