Holy cow this place is cool

Somewhere, that SS dipshit with the pepper spray is high on how it felt when the other pigs on his shift high fived him and so he's feeling very righteous as he types an angry message to the OnlyFans girl who didn't respond to his compliments and I hope this is the best night he ever has

Just realized that we're quickly approaching the "we're taking the next few weeks off, see you in the new year" season across my podcast feed New album and audiobook recos welcome

- St Paul

Union Park neighbors invite you to mourn with us and to demand safer, slower streets in our communities after a young woman was killed in a hit and run as she walked through the neighborhood. Stop by this evening at 5:13 near the corner of St. Anthony and Aldine (not far from Allianz Field).

Days simply do not come much better than this Here's to our moments of simple solace, may they not be so far apart

ACAB on ESPN

On the contrary, I think it's awesome that leftist Sounders fans can have a nice win to put things in perspective and conservative Sounders fans have to eat shit twice in one week

This is my wife, who leaves for Guatemala tomorrow morning, and at the time of this photo had not yet packed. But she was totally down to help me make a candy bar banner for the soccer match. Legend.

All Lazerbeak, all the time 😂

You can just make a thing, nobody will stop you

Post you from a different era

BACK UP THE TRUCK AND SIGN THIS MAN

A service I will provide to my fellow MN sports fans tonight is that I will kick your ass at trivia before the Loons beat Seattle so you have a little losing to fall back on when you start to feel good and hopeful

So clipping did a Tiny Desk concert and they constructed a bunch of little MIDI-triggered robots to play coffee mugs and sake bottles and pizza boxes and shit it's so good youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k7vW9Xek

Zohran Mamdani campaigned a lot and appears not to hate the voters whose support he's seeking. Here's what other Democrats can learn from his unorthodox strategy.

Mo Salah has not scored 10+ goals against Everton and I'm broken enough to consider this a real victory (He's scored 8 against but just let me have this)

I'm sitting at the bar like ten feet from the stage for a show I know I'll enjoy and I'm just feeling grateful Everything in general is very not okay and I acknowledge how lucky I am - but joy in art is still out here doing its thing

reminder. now more than ever.

Just paint your face, the shadows smile Slipping me away from you Oh it doesn't matter how you hide Find you if we're wanting to So slide back down and close your eyes Sleep a while, you must be tired

At least a couple times a year I'll be doing research for something related to American soccer and I'll come across an old Grant Wahl lede that stops me dead in my tracks. www.si.com/soccer/2020/...

@allyniemi.bsky.social upon seeing the new paper towel dispensers in the bathrooms at Allianz: Oh hello Tani money

Two down one to go

Outrageously good 36' (so far) from Nicolás Romero tonight Incredible to watch #mnufc

"You Betcha" #mnufc

Take me to playoff church I'm not nervous you're nervous shit up

Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica

a haa haa HAA HAA HAA haaaaa haaa Anyway watch the Substance if you dig body horror and Dark Song if you like moody atmospheric supernatural shit

Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.

if i’m not meant to stay up late, then why does staying up late making art, feel so good? huh?? explain that?!

I feel so bad for Seattle sports fans as they look ahead to facing three Monday night heartbreakers in a row

Just put my ballot in the mail Vote yes!

Good morning, i wrote about the St. Paul election issue of administrative citations, an extremely basic tool we need for growing the city of St. Paul. Vote yes. www.twincities.com/2025/10/19/w...

Thank you to Adam for spending the keystrokes on something that's so dumb it made me too tired to type

I'm 0-4 as a soccer supporter this weekend and I watched a ton of horror movies I unironically recommend this as a way to both train yourself for and contextualize your misery and fear

And with every production decision, Apple reveals its dedication to keeping them that way

I always enjoy the playlist section at the end of @matthewhleach.bsky.social 's newsletter, but today's is a desk-slapper

Just scrolled back and my recent feed is yuck-em-ups about sports, and I'm not going to pretend that's not me But also fuck Stephen Miller, bully Mike Johnson, & starve the rest of these fascist dicks who whined their way into power and think they can keep it by clinching their sphincters with hate

🎶ANTHONY MARKANICH IS A FUCKING GOAL MACHINE A FUCKING GOAL MACHINE A FUCKING GOAL MACHINE🎶

Just witnessed @markprivratsky.bsky.social clear the queue at the bar and dip out for a joint He was back in just under 3 minutes @ckinferno.bsky.social timed it but I don't think even one other person noticed Fucking legend

Take me to church

My baseball team seems to actively hate me so I'm pulling for the Mariners until spring when I'm ready to be hurt again Feel good get trophies

For anyone needing a gif of Cheryl Reeves tonight

I haven’t heard this many people arguing about Raleigh vs. Judge since Sir Walter was accused of trying to remove King James I from the throne and was ultimately sent by Robert Cecil, 1st Earl of Salisbury to the Tower of London in 1603.

Also: when a government acts brutally and lawlessly and immorally, but tells you that pointing those things out incites violence and terrorism, that government and its agents are entitled to no respect or credence.

who could possibly give a shit

Goodnight to all the haters who didn't believe me when I said the omelet was coming back to the Woodland Hills Marriot NOW WHAT