Give, if you can. In solidarity, because we must.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Take me to church @andy.hopepunk.club Fuck Ice

I do gotta say that if anyone had told teenage me that someday I would be prepared to personally bail out an entire high school but the woman who made The Matrix did it instead I would definitely have been like “ok somebody needs their meds adjusted” What an absolute real one. Thank you, Lilly 😭

2026 basically

Today we are launching a new intitative of Stand With Minnesota—KeepMNHoused.com, a rent-relief campaign backed with a $1.5 matching fund from the Wilson Foundation. Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.

Do you love soccer? Do you hate fascism? Have we got the sticker for you... All proceeds go to The Urban Village to support their work with the Myanmar Diaspora. GET EM » mndc.sg/fice

"OUR NEIGHBORHOOD BLOCKS ICE" banner hangs on Chicago Avenue and 38th Street at George Floyd Square. Minneapolis, February 2026

Okay friends here's the deal India hung a 61 run loss on Pakistan today Which means if winless Namibia can find a way to beat Pakistan on Wednesday, the US move out of the group stage on run differential Who wants to believe in miracles with me at 3:30am CT on Wednesday?

Watching India absolutely take it to Pakistan as a US fan I'm locked in on run differential in the ICC T20 Cricket World Cup, so that's how things are going for me

Today I removed the Target logo from the front of my brand new Minnesota United FC jersey. If you love the Loons, but are boycotting Target and can’t stand to wear their logo across your chest … and have a hand steamer, you can do it too!

Can confirm

Happy "not until the third movie" day to all my fellow insufferable nerds

Per the Mine Safety and Health Administration, the total coal mining workforce (including office staff, contractors, etc.) in the States is ~45K The LOWEST estimate for the exotic dancing workforce (including bartenders, bouncers, mgrs, etc. at strip clubs) is ~35K, but it's likely 10x that count

I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...

I have neighbors everywhere

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Think we could get a permit to burn a big masked wooden figure in the center of a frozen lake? If anybody asks, it's a modern cultural expression of seasonal transition - to *send out the ice* in the runup to spring I'm sure there are 900 problems with this but I like the concept a lot

Q: How are you able to think about @mndarkclouds.bsky.social merch at a time like this? A: mndc.sg/fice

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Hey, Americans of good conscience! CALL YOUR HOUSE REP AND BOTH SENATORS EVERY DAY THIS WEEK. TELL THEM TO STOP FUNDING DHS AND ICE

There is a 95% chance that the little shitwipe mayor apologized for saying fuck on television

Another addition to the website to help us built *systems* and not just have me trying to do everything alone: If you'd like to adopt a rent that you can either *cover immediately* and fundraise for, or just pay outright, please fill out this form and we will contact you via Signal.

Wore my Heartberry ICE OUT MNISOTA shirt to working out of town church this morning. Now a bunch of Lutherans in ABQ have the link and a couple of other links. Because Fuck ICE. Ask a librarian where she got her cool shirt and the reference desk is open. www.heartberry.com/collections/...

Hi all, there are a lot of things to be said about the chaos, kidnapping and murder, that is happening in the state I live in right now. I want to highlight some things I have personally seen in the last month or so out on the streets in Minneapolis. 🧵

Quick before somebody finds something centrist I said once and I get labeled "Dildo Dad" and everyone makes fun of me Donate to canmn.org Mutual aid in the heart of it and I know personally that they live the solidarity not charity ethos

This article is fantastic AND those of us who’ve been organizing since early December are oh-so-very tired. Time for the second wave of folks to jump in and take on more so we can rest a bit. If you have capacity, plug in with whatever’s happening in your neighborhood.

So hey, fuck the police for real for real

"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them" Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊ (posted with permission)

He's been released w/o bail, somehow. I've got him.

Well one of these good men was just arrested. Saw the posts, called on Signal to check in, got an open line and heard him being processed If anybody hears where they're taking the folks they picked up (if they're not just processing there), please shout

I know Maricruz. This was hard for her to ask for help. I know we’re all hemorrhaging money but hopefully some rich person sees this and can contribute. She’s not asking for much. 💜 Time to help the helpers. gofund.me/8b3cdcba3

My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results

holy shit y’all, in just over an hour you raised more than $5,000 to help a local family. blown away. i’ll share receipts soon, and we’ll coordinate with stand with minnesota to get any additional funds where they’re needed most. I LOVE THE TWIN CITIES.

my colleagues at @racketmn.com are raising funds for a local mom who needs help with rent. the total is $4,785—we’re trying to raise $4,000 as a four-person newsroom. i believe racket readers can do it this weekend!!! V: @em-cassel PP: @biketrouble please share widely and donate if you can! 💗✨

So this is happening @andy.hopepunk.club has graciously agreed to co-host. We are working on local luminaries (i.e. David is calling in all of his favors) it will be fun. Book it in your calendars, there will be prizes and maybe, possibly an opening number.

GET FUCKED Leave our boy alone

The people of Minneapolis were nominated for demonstrating what can be done when thier municipality fails to protect them The people resisted city policies, they're not a representation of those policies The city wasn't nominated for shit This patronizing framing can get all the way fucked

Unironically I'd like James Acaster to do a shot-for-shot remake of the episode where Steve Martin shows up to host but joins the talent auditions instead

Maybe her biggest fetish is watching people hold their noses That would explain a lot

Early this week I really struggled with a lot of ground down, "new normal" flavored emotions Excited to say that today I'm back to struggling with unproductive rage and indignation If we can't aspire to stability, at least variety is here for us

Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.

Striking from new Quinnipiac poll: *Voters prefer path to legalization over deportations for most undocs by 59-34. Among independents it's 61-33 *Majority says Trump on immigration is making America less safe Again, there's broad rejection of the whole project, not just ICE tactics (see below)

The free-roaming turkeys of Saint Paul, Minnesota: - are enormous - don’t know where they’re going - have no plans or motivations - don’t understand roads - or anything at all, really

Just had this conversation with very normal normies in the office this morning. One colleague: "I'm 54 and menopausal, why the fuck would I carefully choose my words?" Another: "A guy pointed a gun at me this weekend and my first reaction was to flick him off. This is my life, now."

Set the bar low, and they'll organize to crawl under it. Dems really have to stop self-negotiating and call this unacceptable shit what it is.

Five steps to feeling okay for a little while: Go get you a book from Black Garnet Walk down to Black Hart Order 1/2 off Pizza Read book Tip generously

EVICTIONS DON'T MAGICALLY CREATE RENTAL REVENUES PAUSING EVICTIONS DOESN'T BANKRUPT LANDLORDS IF THEIR TENANTS CAN'T PAY ANYWAY ICE IS BANKRUPTING LANDLORDS WHY IS ANY OF THIS HARD