For anyone needing a gif of Cheryl Reeves tonight

I haven’t heard this many people arguing about Raleigh vs. Judge since Sir Walter was accused of trying to remove King James I from the throne and was ultimately sent by Robert Cecil, 1st Earl of Salisbury to the Tower of London in 1603.

Also: when a government acts brutally and lawlessly and immorally, but tells you that pointing those things out incites violence and terrorism, that government and its agents are entitled to no respect or credence.

who could possibly give a shit

Goodnight to all the haters who didn't believe me when I said the omelet was coming back to the Woodland Hills Marriot NOW WHAT

We have two upcoming opportunities in October - Twin Cities Oktoberfest & buckthorn removal at Theodore Wirth Park! We are exited to raise money this year for NAMI Minnesota at TCO and remove invasive buckthorn on Oct. 11th. www.signupgenius.com/go/60B0848AC... www.signupgenius.com/go/60B0848AC...

This rules. Good time for a shout-out to the Aurora comms team, they also rule

Hey, friends. Please remember that feeling bad does not actually make you a better person or help anyone. Decouple action from emotion. Do what you can to help while feeling as good as you can. People to object to you *feeling* happy, regardless of your actions, are being pointlessly cruel.

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

So many people you can see in this photo came to this match to hang with me TAKE ME TO FUCKING CHURCH

A bald eagle posted up outside the ghost of Herberger's in Midway Check mate

STRONGEST POSSIBLE FUCK YES TO THIS RIGHT HERE Let your kids read whatever they're interested in and then TALK TO THEM ABOUT THEIR FUCKING FEELINGS ABOUT IT IF THEY HAVE FEELINGS THEY WANNA TALK ABOUT

#ThisWasThe90s, #Alternative, #Music, #MusicSky Love me some Morphine. youtu.be/vMptvkimFMQ?...

People who sleep when it's productive and necessary: how?

This wouldn't post from the match but even when we have to bleed I still say take me to church

The nice thing about my soccer team losing at the last second of the semifinal is that I won't care that Jimmy Kimmel got fired until like Friday

Can I say something without anyone getting mad? The idea of runny eggs grosses me out

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

Some are calling it the deal of the century—it's certainly the deal of the month. Now through the end of September (er, Sept-member), sign up for Racket for a single dollar!

I'm ending my toxic relationship with the Wordle bot

Just watching some incredible performances from the @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social squad on the @blackhartstp.com patio wyd

Last night during the previews before Twinless (highly recommended) I asked out loud if Daniel Day-Lewis has in his contract that you have to use a particular script font to promote his movies and it got a really big laugh from my pals and this is just a reminder to find your people

Centrist Mamdani was Obama.

Find someone to do whatever it takes for while they're doing whatever it takes for you. Live in your favorite place and do all your favorite things there.

I checked my phone along the way - and suddenly an inner-city taco tour felt like an act of defiance. Our Lake Street needs attention, and some of the people here need help. But nothing good would come with a declaration of war against them. 🧵

Starting our #TacoTouronLakeStreet at Lynlake Brewery (we're here too early for their tacos but things are kicking off just fine)

Hey everybody, this time of year is always too crazy to do something special but tomorrow is the 7th anniversary of @blackhartstp.com ! It means the world to me that the little ole queer soccer bar that could has grown & we all know that 7 years is nothing to sniff at. So thank you to everyone!

In St. Paul, we honor patriots

Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what? I’m running for California State Assembly! Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.

From now on when people ask me why I'm so in love with my adopted home state I'm just going to show them this photo

Ohhhh Possession only matters when you score Possession only matters when you score It's neat how much you kick it But it's only a statistic 'cause possession only matters when you score

Take me to church

Played Temple of the Dog on the jukebox at the bar and not a single Sounders fan thanked me sad

Bad news Saeed was picked up by ICE. For Anyone who watched soccer in MN during the 00’s he opened Sweetwater Cafe the #1 home for soccer here. It’s where i v watched Landon’s goal against Algeria. He’s an old man, married to an American citizen. Who does that hurt? www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-...

Take me to church

I often observe that part of the point of sports is to engage in misery with stakes you control - like fear from a horror film But I'm struggling today because I'm legitimately real-life bothered by the disdain the Pohlad family has for Twins fans The only other option is incredible incompetence

So uh welcome back to the beat @matthewhleach.bsky.social

Proven closer Kody Funderburk

perfect album that came out when you were 16 I mean ...

official DHS account posting fourteen word long tweets with the H's randomly capitalized groyper occupied government

What is Kraus Anderson's plan for this massive sea of unused commercial property? @mayorcarter.bsky.social we desperately need penalties for empty storefronts and lots in our arterial commercial zones. It's long long overdue.

For many of you, repping a defunct women's soccer brand with a union-made cap sounds like your whole thing Go do Matt a solid and grab an Equal Time hat

So bummed, but i couldn’t be more proud of @mnaurorafc.bsky.social . I fucking love this team

I'm watching Josef Martinez play soccer tonight (This post is for @matthewhleach.bsky.social exclusively)

No one is illegal, Soccer is for everyone. Today and every day.

Take me to church (ALSO GO AURORA AT OTHER CHURCH)

Never forget… the woke sky.

Did I see @mjmpls.bsky.social behind first base on the Twins broadcast tonight because I think I did