@matthelgeson.bsky.social someone just swiped 'upper mississippi shakedown' from me on slsk and i didn't even ban them for sharing nothing. some things are ineffable

god bless him but does Jalen Brunson ever *not* travel RIP all the youth coaches going on and on about jump stops

Happy 25th to (the) Constantines' self-titled debut. I still have the original packaging somewhere, but I think the match head fell off.

'we have achieved no objectives whatsoever and are desperate for a return to the pre-war status quo, but hey at least it wasn't the battle of the somme'

upside-down cats are the best cats

Well, this is more homoeroticism than I was expecting.

Have you ever slept so hard and dreamt so much that when you wake up you're like, still reeling from amount of life you unconsciously lived

I wrote about The Westing Game, book bans, and not lying to kids as part of my "Foundational Texts" essay series. dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...

Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

i say this to my cat all the time but she always demurs

@somanyanimalcalls.bsky.social happy 25th

instantly iconic

bing bong i guess

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social a) obviously not a huge vote swinger b) I largely approve of the names of bridges being descriptive rather than named after some governor's dad c) BUT d) Sonny Rollins turned 95 today e) the Williamsburg Bridge should be named for him www.newyorker.com/culture/cult...

rip the colossal sonny rollins

starfleet optimismo

Shutdown. Delayed restart.

Porque soy el señor optimista (Jacques Lu Cont del duque blanco delgado mix)

Fifty-five years ago! Happy Birthday Bob Dylan Peanuts cartoon!!*

Rush (with Neil Peart) Stereolab (with Mary Hansen) Dave Brubeck Prince Lynyrd Skynyrd (with five post-crash original members) Stevie Ray Vaughan The Karl Hendricks Trio Low The Clean Drive Like Jehu

is there a specific word/phrase for the patterns you see when you rub your eyes too hard?

name a song that would be better at half its length moreso than 'common people' 5:50 for that? come on

@broknheadphones.bsky.social happy 25th to ultraglide 🤘

happy 40th to this (watch it fly)

a) newly anointed 007 heroically dies saving posh gits during terrorist attack b) mi6 reluctantly promotes runner-up c) i’ve never heard of either actor but they’re both named tom d) first guy is secretly alive/evil a la sean bean in goldeneye e) love interest/genius scientist: charli xcx f) profit

Lupita Nyong'o for next Bond obvs

Patrick, Adams, Norris, Smythe, Wales, Campbell.

what a shot

then finally you hit ‘slow ride’

oh no is it really time for

@l4ur3l.bsky.social #beans on the roof x.com/eternalclass...

Willie McGee made his MLB debut on this date in 1982.

ha ha ha, I had to laugh

love the amazon reviews for this brand of potato chips that used to only be sold in prison

firewagon hockey

@buffalomaps.bsky.social L F G www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYqz...

congrats to joel quenneville's team for beating stan bowman's team sucks for the people whose rape they covered up tho

@friendo.bsky.social never more honored than to be otmed by u

@supertonic.bsky.social how's it going?

there is no possible way the penguins win a 1-0 OT playoff game. it's against their entire nature. 6-5, sure. this is all so wrong, and i blame rick tocchet personally

is don kelly just tim robinson?

Today is a reminder that except for a brief period running roughly from Brown v. Board to Roe v. Wade, throughout its history the Supreme Court has been a reactionary force protecting the wealth of the wealthy and the power of the powerful, almost always hostile to equality and justice.

lifer

same

PJ Harvey’s “Rid of Me” was released on this date in 1993.

@rainblurredsky.bsky.social yeesh

happy world penguin day🐧

I am to considered a very healthy person. I ran for 2 miles today! I am physically fit, have great cardio endurance, can deadlift my own weight, I'm thin and pescatarian. I can put my legs behind my head, I'm so flexible, have great blood work, and no genetic anomolies at all. I also have cancer 🥳