I would kill or die for Larry

cant wait for the inevitable taylor swift album "ive married football man"

I briefly worked at quiznos and people would come in just to tell us they didn't like these commercials and then leave without buying anything

no free palestine graphic, lazy

I don't think she liked the VAR decision

america has a fun shortage and it's important we talk about it (decline in third spaces, etc etc)

the minions absolutely worked for the pol pot regime but it was in a minor civilian administrative role

they should let you do a little offsides if youre nice about it

and jaylen is going to make it his personal mission to as he rightfully should murder the celtics

two firsts and paul george are you fuckin serious

brad is dead to me rip brad sorry brad

i veto this

the little one is obviously better you want to be indoors a mile from the field suit yourself freak

nevertheless

distant chanting grows louder schism schism schism schism

the pope should declare a fatwa on jd vance

i like dosa

the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol

You have to think of it in the metaphysical sense, an effort to let the fates decide because the humans have shied away from their responsibility. They’re given an extra 30 mins to get a victory. And if not, then we invite the chaos of the universe to do what it will.

ha germany thats what you get for being like that

there should be some sort of predictions market where you can bet against companies that are going full ai

theres a swiss soccer team called young boys, ha

apartment

excited to launch my new youtube channel dedicated to doing pranks on my mail order bride

You’ve no idea how powerful that site was for a time

next theyre going to find out that its not called football because you kick the ball with your foot

seen some people saying establishment dems are overreacting to losing three primaries but i gotta disagree theyre right to panic everyone hates them and theyre on the verge of getting their shit absolutely wrecked

yes mistress

will stancil is a fascinating character, to poop on

hey dave take a walk on the wild side

its ok to touch the ball with your hands it doesnt matter

i hate offsides with my life just let people do what they want why are you being like this

theyre taking our nations goals from us

everyone in the stadium is a celeb actually its a celebs only game

if i scored a world cup goal id do the airplane into jumping fist pump, just trying to be normal

billionaires who behave like this are a danger to society and should be humanely put down

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

i took portraits of my neice and nephew and they used them for their fake ids

I've said it before but the rise in adult ADHD diagnoses is just because it stopped being socially acceptable to unknowingly self-medicate with cigarettes as a cheap stimulant and fidget toy.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

good thing mamdani endorsed him

these are my three wonderful sons gunnar sniper and school shooter

Yeah the thing is, the global economy has changed so much in the last 273 years that the "inflation calculator" approach just straight up doesn't work. A quick guide is "Today, THINGS are cheap & LABOR is expensive. Back then, THINGS were expensive & LABOR was cheap."

the interactions are tremendous tbf