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they wont let me have the giant football parka

he should stop working on it today

ICE agents at a hotel in St. Paul woke up this morning to news that they’re getting kicked out of their hotel today at noon.

Holy shit. Simon Rosenberg, the longtime Dem lobbyist for Silicon Valley, has been trying to edit his own Wikipedia page under the user handle SimonWDC. Specifically, on March 13, 2025, he tried to delete this politically damaging paragraph from his biography:

this guy is personality disorder level arrogant

This is quite a post www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/reality-is...

i know cancel culture is real because a teenager yelled at me once

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

people simply do not want to have kids and theres nothing anyone can do to change it, this is true worldwide

what the shit

One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.

I love how the one unmasked senior ICE guy is like "actually 90% of this community supports our actions" and then you see this video where 90% of the community materializes out of nowhere and tells them to go fuck themselves. ICE agents peeling out to go get consolation Dairy Queen after this

Dems won the presidency, the house, and the senate. Maybe the most successful political slogan in modern history

this story was too important for diner regulars, nytimes had to talk to morning drinkers

this lady was just driving down the street not doing any toxic empathy prob listening to a podcast

Well!

Will focusing his endless font of energy when it comes to being annoying towards ICE totally rules and I tip my cap. Someone buy that man a tank of gas

i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.

gen x is the only pro-ice age demographic. sorry about the second image i don't think its related i'm trying to remove it

lol

I'm not sure who I am, but it's great to be here.

One thing about Minneapolis is most everyone knows where to go and what to do. I don’t generally see locals doom-posting. They’re out at vigils and protests or running mutual aid. My block leader and neighbors have already disseminated information about where to direct resources, effort, and energy.

lmao

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a nice side effect of banning plastic bags is now there are shopping bags everywhere which is handy you can put anything in there it doesnt have to be shopping

The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished. I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy. Time to melt ICE.

happy anniversary of christopher columbus mistaking manatees for mermaids and complaining about how mid they were

he was on the cusp of being a household name

The most antisocial animating force in American politics - whether you’re being shot in the face by a republican or yelled at online by a liberal - is crybullying. Just an unbelievably excruciating nation of crybullies yearning for victimhood

the cool zone is near at hand

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

The official Bulgaria account on Instagram is doing some pretty cool stuff

It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason

three bylines, six months late, almost zero new information we hadn't reported months ago. lowercased our name and mentioned deep in the story. no link to us. said they couldnt find the govt privacy document (we did). good job wall street journal

the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now

I say let them have a crack at it.

I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to

Literally stripping the copper from the walls of the world

The amount of after-the-fact consent manufacturing, shameless regime stenography, and gutless both-sidesing on every single media outlet right now is genuinely worse than 2001-2002. Absolutely pathetic. We have no journalists. We have no opposition party.

I once witnessed my buddy @mitchgustafson.bsky.social struggle for his life through a mcdonald’s drive thru order of “two mcduggles, regularly”

A bit of serendipity this morning - didn’t feel safe going out in the car so went to the canal instead and saw this. My comedy moment for the year 🦢🤪 [Vertical video so needs a click] #sillyswan #iphone15pro

Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.

well mitch. not sure how to explain it further

you can make good art from bad ideas but you shouldnt talk about them, let people figure out how dumb you are by watching the movie

nail in the coffin for me was putting blue checks at the top of replies, totally ruined rubbernecking bad tweets