They are never gonna run out of expansions

KARL: There's a constitutional requirement that you have to be a natural-born citizen to run for president. You were not born here. Do you think that's something that should be changed? MAMDANI: No. I think the Constitution looks good just the way it is.

Profitability is not the purpose of social programs and government some things will never be profitable like rural mail delivery

For some reason, billionaires keep coming up with new ways to say, “No, what we’re telling you is that we want your life to suck. You should be miserable. And also, grateful—to us. What don’t you understand?’ And then they think we’re all supposed to go, ‘Oh, shit, you’re right! My bad.’

I fell asleep until ~75th minute which feels like the most enjoyable way to watch this game.

It was better when the FIFA brass didn’t show up because they feared extradition

Genuine innovation: engaging in warfare only on weekends in order not to spook markets.

That’s fewer people than a random Tuesday in *august*

As someone who was born in the DC region and spent much of my childhood on the national mall— that’s not even a lot of people for a regular weekend let alone right ahead of independence

Another EXCELLENT contender. And, yes, this pisses me off for the same reasons. Any one of these things should lead to impeachment for one and prison time for many. They're ALL crimes and ALL bad.

I know the list is endless but I genuinely think trashing the legitimate congressionally chartered org for celebrating the 250th to instead hijack our national assets and taxpayer funds for his personality cult grifter crap should, in and of itself, be fully sufficient to merit removal from office.

Bicentennial rules. Semiquincentennial drools.

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Solid advice

Alito’s standard for racial discrimination in the TPS ruling, that racism has to be the *sole* motivation to count as discriminatory, is so deranged that it could arguably cover neither Jim Crow nor slavery. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

"Why did you do that?" "Because I'm racist." "That's bad! You can't do that!" "Well, I'm also greedy." "Ok, then that's fine."

“… tale as old as time, true as it can be…” 🎶🎵🎶

Why are they doing an Elon salute?

For those without Kentuckian friends or relatives, the Bevin scandal is nuts. Like, he dumped his son in a Jamaican death camp and refused to pick him up or some shit.

"The humanities are not a supplement to, but a foundational component of, undergraduate education, especially in a technology-driven institution". www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Beckham is in too many ads this World Cup because I just woke up from a dream where I was fighting with him about why AI sucks.

“Everyone waiting for the moment the big man steps in” Zlatan he is famously not a big man

This is such a convenient excuse for companies that are fundamentally badly managed/bad at innovation.

lol I didn’t realize the Cabo verde Argentina game was in Miami. Why not just hold it in Buenos Aires?

Gonna just assume Lalas was swearing for those last 30 seconds of silence.

Well that was absurd

“Is there anything [Messi] can’t do?” Reach the top shelf at the grocery store?

And hot guys with accents.

Look, I think it’s great that everyone loves the Cure now; I just think that if they’re touring your hometown you should let the people you bullied in middle school for liking them get their tickets before you do

It’s been over a week since the late-night host's controversial interview with the UFC fighter - and he's remained totally silent since...

Guns are so plentiful in Texas shooting your own foot is a common occurence

Man this is gonna piss of the brown v board deniers on SCOTUS.

Look ma, no algae!

Husband just had a great idea: World Cup but one team per continent.

Guess who sent their parents a 50th anniversary gift a year early. (As my husband said, in my defense, I wasn’t invited to their wedding)

De Blasio quoting the fake Onion quote of himself is so incredible.

also de Blasio froze the rent three times! Mamdani has pushed it up to a two-year freeze, but the main thing here is also that he's very good at *taking credit for doing things.* This is praise, not criticism! It's extremely important for politicians to do this.

I would wear a shirt with a Che Guevara-style silkscreen of this image

part of me thinks we are spending all this time minutely observing mamdani and then some actually scientific studies will come out and say: basically he just did a lot of video. do that.

Patria, national pride but not nationalism, a Panama peoples' anthem, and embracing America but opposing US imperialism. This weekend's Morning Star column from the World Cup.

This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.

this legitimately made me tear up. a tremendous public servant!

absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

I said what I said about Bernie and his bros, and why Black voters don't like him, and why he will never be president. DSA bros can be even worse. If you can somehow tell the DSA story *without* being low-key or high-key anti-Black? Then yes, you will pick up Black voters.

This is Zohran’s secret—which shouldn’t be hard to grasp. Inclusive language builds the bridges you need to make policy changes.

MEL BROOKS IS ALIVE PLEASE BEAR THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU SEE BIRTHDAY POSTS ABOUT HIM TODAY I REPEAT MEL BROOKS IS VERY MUCH ALIVE