Don't start no shit, won't be no shit

Pre-internet I would never have guessed how important it was that you could get punched in the face for being obnoxious

Say what you will about social media. At least we can catastrophize together

More like April Tools' Day

Parked in the self-own lot

I preemptively hate tomorrow for all the It Happened jokes

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the last round will not fully register til the next round is ordered and paid for.

Offrampton Comes Alive

I heard Jay and Silent Bob formed a Snoochie Boochual aid network

TBR stack just grew

Use your words, mother said. So I became a writer

The real praxis was the friends we made along the way

Hark if you're hoardy

No, you're crying!

Your periodic reminder that almost any decision becomes easier if you picture yourself in your deathbed and ask what you'd wish you had done

Leopards stay eating faces.

Young conservative men turning on Trump the second he starts a foreign war they might have to serve in

Sheena is a pun crocker

"Art didn't used to be political." Meanwhile, Mr. William Shakespeare: www.youtube.com/shorts/uec_u...

Just read a blog post about how young conservative men are splitting with Trump and their elders over Iran and I couldn't help notice how precisely the divide tracks eligibility for military service.

There are people who will try to tell you that we sparked the pushback by asking too much. But what we demanded was to be able to live our lives as whole, visible, people and cis bigots can't handle treating us with basic respect. #TDOV

I stand with and if need be in front of the trans community.

Oh, you're laconic? Tell me more

My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching.

Writers should get paid enough to live well, buy a house, and save for their retirement.

For tax evasion. For illegal detentions. For bribery and extortion. For espionage. For corruption. For every crime that the Epstein class is currently getting away with. Rule of Law. Run on actually holding the powerful accountable and enforcing consequences and you’ll win in a landslide.

Solid advice

If you're going to be a silly goose, you've got to flibbertigibbet your all

You guys I think BEAVE solved the literacy crisis!

"If a simulated tree falls in a simulated wood but only a simulated idiot is there to witness it, is there any sound but fury?" Quite enjoyed this short story by @hurlepat.bsky.social www.lightspeedmagazine.com/default/term...

Writing buddy

Lol but for reals, people used to cook food on the engine block of their cars while driving. My parents had a whole cookbook full of recipes

Idk who needs to hear this but every person has their own interiority, motivations, and desires which drive their actions and decision-making, often in unpredictable ways

Pour one out for the Doomers

If Rahm was really a man he would hunt the lettuce for his salad himself and tear it apart with his bare hands

If you submitted an Anthropic claim, I recommend calling them and confirming it. Their system is riddled with errors and issues. Even if you got a confirmation number, maybe check: 1-877-206-2314

I think this is a faultline that runs throughout the administration: They have no theory of mind, and are completely baffled by any motivation more complicated than immediate material gain.

My rule of thumb is not to worry too much about the origins of phrases

Cynicism is so cringe

I'm a 'yes, and' person

She's a wine mom because capitalism and patriarchy make her life difficult and we all cope how we do.

My new personality is guy who brings homemade baked goods for the other vest-wearers

Cookies and brownies > manifestoes and ideology

Writers, especially of novels, are paid very little, especially compared to the amount of work that goes into them.

Sunday morning coming down

"The olds run everything!" Yes, that is what happens with the people who show up.

I think a lot of the problems with contemporary manhood stem from the fact that traditional masculinity encourages men to kill everything soft inside them so they can do hard things while society in general conspires to make everything easier for them.

"Thumb, meet scale." "Oh, we're well acquainted. This is the New York Times, after all. We don't just break news, we glue the pieces back together to fit the predetermined narratives our oligarch ownership decided on in advance!"

Pupdate

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