Timeless classic remains timeless and classic

Sunshine on Christmas Eve? In this economy?

Free speech is like liberty in that fuck you it's only for me and the people I like and the rest of you can go suck it but should also come visit for Christmas and Thanksgiving and go on dates with me and my friends so we won't be male lonely anymore and also have our babies so you can't leave amen.

Santa also believes in the Prosperity Gospel

Off the top of my head (and a glance through the shelves and my kindle): A Deadly Education, by Naomi Novik The Mercy of Gods, by James SA Corey The Zero, by Jess Walter Moonglow, by Michael Chabon The Candy House, by Jennifer Egan

Overlooked Christmas classic

The first rule of perpetuating the status quo club is you don't talk like perpetuating the status quo club exists or even could exist. The second rule of perpetuating the status quo club is

Like and riposte

Wishing Happy Hollandaise to all the Eggs Benedict lovers out there

I'm dreaming of an intersectional Christmas

They're there in case Santifa show up

My spiciest take is that being bored sometimes is good, actually, and we should all cultivate opportunities for it.

My kingdom for a praxis devoted to punishing the actual wrongdoers. And no one else.

Also Nixon for Vietnam, Reagan for Iran, and every member of the Business Plot

Why won't someone repost my riposte?

No wonder jeans are so expensive

Eggnog is gnog that's just 'eh'

Asking Santifa for friends everywhere

I heard Mommy dissing Santa Claus

World's going to shit but Vince Guaraldi still slaps youtu.be/PZtrgRejwG0?...

Frosty the Snowman hits way different if it's a Halloween story

Happy Hristmas heveryone!

Radiation heating is the microwave of the future

Radiation heating is the microwave of the future

It's the Fridayest Tuesday of the year

Happy Hristmas heveryone!

Frosty the Snowman hits way different if it's a Halloween story

Reminding you that you can read this amazing story from WE WILL RISE AGAIN …

World's going to shit but Vince Guaraldi still slaps youtu.be/PZtrgRejwG0?...

I heard Mommy dissing Santa Claus

Asking Santifa for friends everywhere

testament to all of the terrible incentives of conservative politics. there is literally no one in that world who will push anyone to be better and there is no reward for it either

Eggnog is gnog that's just 'eh'

One difference between left and right is the right waits til after they achieve power to start eating their own.

No wonder jeans are so expensive

Wait what

Why won't someone repost my riposte?

The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

This is very good. With alt text.

Translators, illustrators, researchers and editors all do creative, human work that is important and cannot be reproduced in part or in whole by AI any more than writers. Their interests are our interests. To legitimize the use of AI to replace them is a failure of principle as much as strategy.

All I Want for Christmas Is [Redacted].

Incentives are pretty fucked up in our information environment

Not the point and not to dunk but this is what we do with everyone who gets stuff like this right the first time.

Neighbor came by yesterday to gift us some Christmas cookies. We got to chatting and she told me she's going to teach a class at the local college. I got excited and asked her what she was teaching. 'How to use AI in your everyday life,' she responded. Anyway, the cookies are very pretty.

Counterpoint: mail-in ballot scans better than mail ballot metrically; it just lands more soothingly on the inner ear. Also collapses any ambiguity for someone who hears it as 'male ballot'.

I'm going to spend this morning working on my book and this afternoon baking mini pot pies and tomorrow I might be snowed in from my one and only holiday plan.

Oh you're a broker? Well I bet you're not broker than me!

You can tell a lot about a person from why they want to go back to the 50s. Like, for conservatives, it's the racism. For me it's the top marginal tax rates.

One Skeet to rule them all, and to the snarkness blind them

Seems helpfuller