Great headlines.

Notwithstanding anything to the contrary herein

Sure, just add another war to the list.

We’re all celebrating out here at the Capitol! #ByeKristi 🐾

Wonder what other investigations mysteriously dried up.

I’ve been asked if I would support Sen. Mullin as Noem’s replacement. The answer is a resounding NO. The rot in DHS is deep, much deeper than any individual. It’s a question of policy not personnel. The Senate should not consider any DHS Secretary nominee until DHS and ICE are reined in.

Hahahahaha

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

Is Corey Noem’s personal pet, or does ownership of him transition with the office

Interesting that Daines is suddenly not running for reelection.

God bless the Scandinavian IBs and the sketchy-ass financings they bring to the market. Would I be interested in lending to a Botswanan diamond mine at 12%? No, not really.

PAT RYAN: 'Does the US want to be the policeman of the Middle East getting nothing but spending precious lives & trillions.' Rng a bell? COLBY: Defer to you R: That was Trump. How about this - 'we simply cannot afford to get enmeshed in a Middle East war' C: Defer to you R: That was actually you

#$VSCO investor presentations are so sketchy to look at in the office

Smart man.

무지성 매수

Jamie Raskin should have asked Kristi Noem how much the taxpayers spent on the cuck chair in her plane.

Love the trukkk tho. It stopped steering

this is what awaits us if we fail to crush Platner in the primary, "oh the party of Nazi Tattoos has something to say?" every time forever

Just can’t quit you, baby

Very normal, sensible multiples

Trump take aluminum

For what it’s worth, I don’t have any tattoos.

🤡

zohran mamdani: honey, for the good of new york city i have to humor an senile fascist that has a homosexual attraction towards me. is this ok? rama duwaji: zohran what the fuck are you talking about

2 Caesars 2 Palace Coup #$CZR

#$FDX for the people

Janus Henderson Investors to Victory Capital CC @smtuffy.bsky.social

Well that’s fun

Good job Kash

Very interesting deal. Not sure I’ve seen something like this before

So is AI good or bad today

*UK POLICE ARREST PETER MANDELSON ON SUSPICION OF MISCONDUCT

Interesting.

Republican congressman Tony Gonzales, father of six, texted his female staffer at 12:51 a.m.: "Anal?" The woman later died after pouring gasoline on herself and lighting herself on fire. www.24sight.news/p/texts-from... @24sight.news

Can’t believe a partner broke out a Tate McRae joke on the Monday morning status meeting

Journalists are like Brave Truth Telling Hummingbirds if they don't Tell Brave Truths equal to their own bodyweight every ten minutes they die

Peace before the storm @isaiahbishop.bsky.social @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social

Wine importer Victor Schwartz, the plaintiff in Donald J. Trump, et al. v. V.O.S. Selections, Inc., tells NPR’s Scott Detrow he will celebrate his legal victory tonight with a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape.

In non-tariff / femboy news:

Today was the day Trump became a femboy

Supreme Court Votes 6-3 To Take Trump's Dick Off Stove; President Expected To Move Dick To Nearby Hot Plate

Tantrum time

A backup plan or concepts of a backup plan?

In dissent, Thomas debuts a new, Trump-friendly theory that the non-delegation doctrine does not apply to former "powers of the Crown," including tariffs, which are ostensibly not "within the core legislative power." This seems brazenly gerrymandered to accommodate Trump's wishes ...

Presumably the tariff ruling was delayed because Gorsuch needed more time to be a catty bitch to his colleagues

Another gold for the US