England has already qualified for the World Cup. this gonna be me if Tuchel plays Rice and Saka during next week’s international break

only made 1 sub because so many injuries, and he just doesn’t trust the 4 teenagers on the bench. Saka and others looked gassed at the end

think it’s time for the rob holding memorial put on another CB substitute

Rice will pick you pocket like no other

now the game is 60 minutes against a low block and that’s when they are at their worst

don’t think I’ve ever seen a more disjointed opening 30 minutes

spurs and united both walking away disappointed

what’s this thing where teams concede goals? why don’t they just prevent the other team from scoring?

AAPL has been the safety mega. META has been the “uh oh, there is a downside to all this capex spend” healthy they aren’t trading all together. and market able to bounce a little as the tide in these 2 shifted

need someone to recreate the vince mcmahon getting more excited meme, except it's trump getting progressively more bored and sleepy

few more hours to prove the super secret group chat wrong

AAPL goes red right as sinking holes META and NVDA show a bit of life hmmm

people who went all in on the asset based economy

jagged moves, VX inverted, sensitive to what bitcoin is doing. AAPL, energy and banks trying to hold market together. but it's just not a great setup into a weekend where they won't reach a deal opening the gov

thought after the escape from the mid October vol mechanics markets would be safe into year end. but gov shutdown damage really picking up and AI fairy dust wearing off

repeating yesterday

there’s toe dipping in recent laggards banks and small caps, the Qs are going to dictate how this goes today

ah thanks…hey wait

Dec VX is always heavy because of the holidays and (usually!) boring year end trading. but we are only .35 from VX inversion, and it's not out of the question it happens tomorrow

12 months of MSTR/QQQ. and this is with bitcoin going from 70k to 101k

would the people who insist this isn’t a bubble like to comment on the US government preemptively stating: we will not bail out AI

mechanics mechanics mechanics

In an asset-backed economy, high beta momentum stocks are actually the real cyclicals.

may be reaching a point where this can get really dangerous. AAPL probably isn't going to hold much longer. other stuff needs to bounce

AAPL printing new highs into this futures spill is impressive

“did liberal feminism ruin the workplace” on the same day the chief architect who pushed through the toughest piece of legislation this century to give millions more Americans access to healthcare retires. chef kiss times 1000

still more movement than i think you want to see from vols on a basic ~15bp slide lower on ES

think META stopping it's death slide since earnings is important today

mamdani was in the trenches with me 5 years ago. would have voted for him twice

*FUTURES TURN GREEN AS NYC ELECTS COMMUNIST SOCIALIST ARSENAL FAN MAYOR

hahahaha dan greenhaus said the market was down today because its Election Day and Mamdani is gonna win and billionaire feelings are hurt what a giant baby

you guys really need to do a better job of keeping the market steady during these champions league days

looking like this will be the 6th day SPX closes below where it opened. vols still not as reactive as mid October when this type of action would have had spot in the high 20s

first hour they flew into beaten up value, financials, with the Qs finally red. so reflexive. now let's see what happens

Dan Ives needs to come up with some fresh platitudes, because the regular ones aren’t gonna cut it today

to me, it appears like he actually says the first thing in his head. he’s not trying to recall scripted answers. I hope he’s a great mayor, because we need others to be inspired to take on the challenges we face

all 3 of your strikers are injured. you’ll have to start Merino up top today

small caps are not walking through that door. banks are not walking through that door. housing is not walking through that door. restaurants are not walking through that door

PLTR reaching half a trillion market cap

another day of META giving up early gains and moving straight all day (even as Qs as fine today)

30 minutes of banks bouncing as megas go sideways

bitcoin now really heavy. you've got a few stocks keeping this from getting really bad

small caps and banks straight down on every AI fairy dust headline

1.5 trillion?

vols were very aggressive into the weekend. but nothing happened, markets, are yet green and VX is still holding really well

I've always thought the best way to avoid the pendulum swinging discourse between "should we move further left, right, center...?" is for your messaging to be something simple like, "the government can be used as a source for good"