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realizing my diversified crypto portfolio isn’t the uncorrelated asset class i thought it was
over 1 year ago
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when you get to that point, you'll be saying: "Please, please, it's too many TACOs! we can't take it anymore, mr. president, it's too much!"
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 12 hours ago
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the recent anti-semis trade that has kept the diserpsion trade going (banks and AAPL) were smashed today. and yet semis still gave up strong gains after 3 days of getting wrecked. market getting more dangerous into important earnings, and (a less important after last week's data) FOMC meeting
about 14 hours ago
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both DSPX and VIXEQ gainning today as VIX, VX get crushed. they're still pushing the same trade
about 18 hours ago
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someone is out here buying Sep 150 strike VIX calls
about 19 hours ago
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VX staying heavy despite this fade. board shift Wednesday may be holding it down
about 19 hours ago
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show me what it looks like when AAPL and semis drop together
about 20 hours ago
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AAPL must be red
about 21 hours ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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YES
1 day ago
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need david stern from beyond the grave to suspend all these fools who leave the bench
1 day ago
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Messi 100 minutes in is not outrunning 19 year old Cubarsi
1 day ago
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1 day ago
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bye bye Enzo
1 day ago
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England parked the bus for 30 minutes against these fools
1 day ago
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Merino 🔄 Olmo 76’ Merino ⚽️ 87’
1 day ago
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halftime show should be France and England playing another 30 minutes
1 day ago
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I’m sorry but watching Alvarez run around and press like a maniac as Messi stands and watches is too funny
1 day ago
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it's possible he wins his 2nd consecutive World Cup, the golden boot, and then next month has a game in Nashville, TN
1 day ago
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2 days ago
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France with Saliba: 5.5 games conceded 2 France without Saliba: 2.5 games conceded 8
2 days ago
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Saka England hat tricks - 2 Palmer England goals - 2
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Mourinho What Now
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2 days ago
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tomorrow we watch a left footed wizard run the final and lift the trophy (Messi and Yamal will also play)
2 days ago
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the greatest match ever and it means nothing haha
2 days ago
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Saka deserves this for his hat trick
2 days ago
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is that Saliba in uniform? get my guy on bed somewhere jfc
2 days ago
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65th minute and they’re both still out there
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Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'
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2 days ago
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omg that Eze run
2 days ago
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anyone notice Chelsea’s new 115m signing out there?
2 days ago
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France obvs doesn’t want to be out there. but part of Tuchel has to be like “maybe I should have played Saka and not taken Rice off”
2 days ago
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4-0 and with g/a for each. there’s a reason Arsenal won the league
2 days ago
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Rice and Saka
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Denzel Washington and Jamie Foxx Interview
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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how do these fools still not see how valuable Rice is
3 days ago
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Cherki playing in a meaningless game. get ready for a dozen Jason Williams type tricks
3 days ago
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checking the England lineup
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3 days ago
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a website that tells you best time to run to the bathroom for all movies
3 days ago
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this one looked increasingly in the bag. but this silly team always overpays. and if he wants to join a 10th place squad over the champs, bye bye
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3 days ago
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incredible how a few World Cup games can fool even the best teams in the world, overlooking a 38 game season. captain for a club that was 3 points away from relegation. he was the center of a defense that conceded more goals than Leeds
3 days ago
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brother asked if I'm gonna sit through meaningless France England game. told him I just a watched 17 minute video that analyzed a Hugh Jackman 2000m erg time trial
3 days ago
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they did this one just for me
3 days ago
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last week the dispersion index reached the same heights from the liberation day panic. SPX was -20% with manic swings. today we’re basically at ATHs
3 days ago
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on the initial oil spike to $82 on March 5, the VIX hit a high of 25.84
4 days ago
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July OPEX is off the board. see you next week
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4 days ago
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if we sell Nwaneri it better be for over 50m
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4 days ago
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semis roll down again, AAPL rallies 2.50
4 days ago
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people are going to go on TV and say this is healthy because breadth is strong, RSP is green and Bob Loblaw. markets that behave like this are not healthy
4 days ago
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once again, notice how oil doesn't matter. everything is a giant on/off semis trade
4 days ago
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semis try to bounce, AAPL comes down. still doing it, this is so silly
4 days ago
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I think the bubble verdict has now been rendered since the only mega tech company that now rallies is the one that didn’t participate
4 days ago
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