This is where @schumer.senate.gov shines. “Can I shine your shoes for you Donald? Can I tap dance for you? What will it be mister”

bahahahahhahahahahah

My 283 followers NEED me

Evergreen: $PLTR P/E is just so fucking silly

Gotta de-regulate medical licenses. Why shouldn’t my DoorDash driver be able to write prescriptions?

Loomer, the turning point village bicycle, complaining about Tylenol while the clap runs rampant. We deserve the lows

I can’t convince someone to vaccinate their kids but I can hopefully convince them to use $SCI funeral services.

The McRib is back for a limited time

Reached out to $SCI investor relations today and asked what margins look like for toddler funerals/cremations. Tailwind incoming

$SCI

He’s HIM

Argentina, a tale in three parts:

the guy who wanted you to drink bleach for Covid has thoughts on Autism

$SCI pricing the FDA news appropriately

Will be interesting how the “don’t send our money to foreign countries like Ukraine” maggots handle the Argentina bailout.

The Colts. Who would have thought?!?

Just in case anyone needs the reminder

How are people getting fired for their social media posts when in their bio it says: “not financial advice. Retweets are not endorsements. Ideas do not reflect my employer”

That Eagles win man…Jfc what a win.

Hosting the Kirk funeral on football Sunday is wild. Sorry I missed it

Stacking cheese till my bread right, smoking trees till my head right. Did it on my own sooooooo 🎶

Eagles man. Jfc

That asswipe/useless hack Merrick Garland dragged his feet. I’ve long said that Trump has yet to go after Merrick cause Merrick was a useful idiot.

Man City feels back!!!!

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Remember when you use to play games with your neighbor when you were 8 and you just made the rules up for the game as you went. Welcome to the Trump administration

“These ain’t ray-bans, they Saint Laurent shades hoooeee” - Kodak Black

Another executive order I’d sign if I was president is to prohibit the wearing of those “(Insert City) vs everybody” Detroit vs everybody Philly vs everybody NY vs everybody I’ll pick “everybody” every single time

Jfc what a waste of time. Now if I found out she traded options or crypto while on food stamps, I’d want her locked up for min 3 years

Self sabotage Man United. How is Casmiro still on this team yet alone starting.

Man United about to get absolutely worked. What a dogshit starting 11.

Only a matter of time before Trump demands a board seat at your local coffee shop company

Very excited…there are horny single women in my area who want to talk crypto

BUY STOCKS

This is where that useless PoS hack @schumer.senate.gov shines

Dipshit spending (nobody complained about that) Gut spending and hike revenues. Tax the piss out of the French people. Weeeee FAFO…wee wee edition

Can’t trust anyone who takes WWE seriously

Get fucked dipshit. We don’t need Monday morning quarter for book sales.

*taps sign* Your POS Chrysler 300 is not a Bentley

Man the dipshits asswipes from the Biden administration and the Trump administration both agree to go after the most useless things.

The illegal immigrant beat my offer on a 450k house. *shit that doesn’t happen*

Very true for those competing for a minimum wage job and a condo next to a crackden

Government shutdown cosplay over?