Real rates are negative

Chinese for dinner which means nuclear dust in the AM

Benny Johnson getting his guts rearranged by some Cuban he met on Grindr right before his 30 minute segment on why we need to invade Cuba because its woke

The French aristocrats never saw it coming either…

Your local stock market Furu always knows

I honestly say the same thing about Trump yard signs

Might start doing steroids. Just one cycle to get a huge and then I’m off

This is still America

Imma need my Puerto Rican barber to come back from vacation asap. Refuse to get my haircut by anybody else.

Subaru drivers are underrated unhinged nutjobs

I still can’t get over how funny it is that Trump complaining that the stock market went down on “good news” We need to go back to the old system lolol

Insta follow

If I was president, I’d sign an executive order that makes the “feels like” temperature the standard temperature reading

Hassett: the Iranians didn’t like the game of “I’ve got your nose” but we think they’ll enjoy and respect the rules of peekaboo

I’ve been on a 90s hip hop phase.

Saudi is that way

The court calls Catturd to the stand

Double Zyns after dinner hit. Digestive aid

Pure scum

(Not gay)

Just a little flare up. Ceasefire still goof

SpaceX is just an expensive REIT play now.

New Fed Chair Welsh leaked this note to Nick Timiraos

It would be funny if Trump got the jobs report in advanced, traded long and got cornholed on this drawdown

Lmaoooooo

That asswipe jpowell should of never cut to begin with. Time for Walsh to leak some statement about how it’s too early to hike

Sell it all. Its so fucking over

Thinking about beginning to think about possibly hiking

It’s always telling and funny when stocks fall over fears of rate hikes.

"Some Fed officials have begun to speculate that interest rate hikes may be needed later this year if inflation does not start to ease"

Lmaoooooooooo

Soros must of had his FX desk buy some Lek

Trump is gonna white label the same deal Obama made lmaooo

Hunter Biden was snorting coke off a prostitutes ass, smoking crack by the pool meanwhile Don Jr is at a crypto conference

Lmaoooooooooooo

Lukewarm take: no reason for the Fed not to hike now, the labor market remains robust

This should be the 250 dollar bill

Every time I see a SpaceX post, this is what I think of

We mobbing

You’re now tuned WUTP radio. I’m your host for the night

Jared & Ivanka not winning any popularity contests in Albania Have fun spending billions to get some peaceful R & R over there! 🙃 🏝️