COLLAPSE THE CLOSE

Poppa out there doing his “stop the bleeding” act

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you’ve tried the political correctness approach and have gotten a majority of Dems to hate you more. Put me in charge of the shit-talking coms I beg you

Watching gold investors

“Wow that company is absolutely dogshit and trades at an insane valuation” That’s exactly why I’m long it

$PLTR

Wow, the Trump administration leaked fiscal policy on Gunna’s new album.

Crypto is obviously very volatile and is the beta trade but weird shit going on in crypto land. The significant buyers (dipshits) were these crypto treasury companies who’s stocks are no longer rewarded for buying this garbage Got calls?!

Billionaires scheming against Mamdani. HIM 😤😤😤

It could be worse. Your significant other could force you to do dumbass tic tok dances with voice overs to songs

$MSTR getting the old yeller treatment. I just want Saylor to lose. Is that too much to ask for?

0DTE Covered Call ETF (+ Bitcoin) Raise rates to 25% and burn everything down

I still never got my 1099 for the Tesla protest

Who was in charge in 2022?

Somebody blocked me cause of this post - calling Jeffries an inept asswipe. The Dem simp opposition party is more worried about political correctness than fighting.

The MMs strike again

Counterpoint: the cost of cardboard boxes is down significantly

My gf is running 20 miles today to prep for her marathon. She’s too dope.

They've lost the 9yos

Yikes. Hiring loan loss provisions? The average car payment is 700 dollars. The DoorDash driver is pulling up in a hellcat or demon

Is this supposed to be a threat? They did this exact thing while the government was open

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is an inept asswipe who couldnt hit water if he fell out of a boat

People wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a decaying vegetable and good ole Joe

Let’s check back in on US Farmers

No sé

What’s that?!?! Farmers are getting zero’ed out after voting for Trump and his dipshit policies?

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Evergreen

Narrator: he was indeed done

Toptoptoptoptop

No bailouts! Time for the farmers to eat their own cooking

Remember when $AMC bought a defunct gold miner (hole in the dirt) and the dipshit shareholder base said checkmate.

Holy fuck!! After bragging about how they were struggling to get 2% inflation for a decade, they got it and NOW they want to move the target up. When you can’t pass the test, make an easier test The Federal Reserve number one mandate is to make the sure US Gov is solvent. They hate the middle class

Kamala trying to make a point (although it’s true)

The $SCI bull thesis grows stronger

SHOCKER!

If you didn’t think Kamala a dipshit asswipe wearing a pantsuit before, this should 100% confirm it. Total hack

Let’s check back in on the “users”

Once Trump goes away and our allies hate us, we’ll be begging for the previous trade/military agreements we had….problem is we’ll be negotiating from a position of weakness. They will redline us till we’re left with pennies…and I don’t blame em