I don't know why but the sister of murder suspect saying her brother had dinner with her but his girlfriend wasn't at dinner because he didn't have a girlfriend (he did & she was) is oddly comical. Maybe a little payback from childhood. 🤷‍♀️ #Dateline

The White House ballroom lawsuit just escalated. The preservation group suing Trump says DOJ made multiple “false statements” in court and delivered this brutal line: “All of this may be standard fare for a social media post. But in a federal court filing, it is neither appropriate nor permitted.”

S.F. woman missing since 1973 identified as longtime Texas Jane Doe https://www.newsbeep.com/us-tx/285212/ For more than 50 years, relatives of 27-year-old Cheryl Lanier knew only that she was last seen in…

Project Freedomaxxing.

Relax. When’s he ever been wrong about a communicable illness?

What could POSSIBLY go wrong with this totally moronic idea www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Probably pure coincidence, but more US airline-related fatalities under (reality-TV star, zero aviation experience) Sean Duffy than his predecessors in previous 15+ years combined. Heckuva job, Duffy.

It's too easy to troll fat, smug sociopaths that use their mommy's X (Twitter) account...but it is so fun 😂

Trump, the US President, running the country like Trump Media, right into the ground.

Someone had to translate for me how offended I'm supposed to be. #BadBunny #SuperBowl

THE SUPER BOWL FCC COMPLAINTS FINALLY PUBLISHED www.fcc.gov/sites/defaul...

Don't worry, Kash is on the case!

Fat Elvis

🎶 Walking in LA 🎶

"Trump became frustrated with Makary for not moving fast enough to approve flavored vapes. Makary refused to authorize blueberry and mango vape flavors from LA manufacturer Glas, worried they would encourage youth vaping. After the pressure from Trump, he reversed course and authorized the flavors."

The Pope don't play:

Pope Leo's placating smile & internal confusion is understandable because Secretary of State Marco Rubio is explaining he's been a good boy followed by a wish list.

Good. But it should be a lot longer.

Found my new favorite Insta:

I don’t use the word hero often, but….

Trump: Drug Companies slashed drugs 600% Conclusion: Trump has dementia

I can't figure out if today's musical starlets are stupid or stoned? #ZaraLarsson

Fun movie fact: the Michael Myers mask in Halloween was a modified William Shatner mask.

FBI should be investigating FBI Director Kash Patel. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

But when will DOJ release the full Epstein Files??? #UFOs like the #IranWar are meant to distract from the fact that President Donald J Trump is a rapist & pedophile.

Keith has invited me over to help with “a little yard work” this weekend. First we’ll watch my all-new #Dateline tonight at 9pm eastern.

Dear U.S. X (Twitter) employees, Please be sure and leak all of Elon's criminal activity to the French. Thank you, The World

That family road trip costs 53% more since Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy's rapist pedophile boss President Donald J Trump started the Iran war to distract from the Epstein Files.

So unless Elon Musk agrees, it's spam. #GotIt

Quite a graceful way to get off the floor!

Reporter: What if you want to travel on a road trip? Well, bad news. $4.55 is the price of gas today. That is about 53% more expensive since the start of the war.

Voice cloning is becoming more prevalent. Be careful. Warn your kids and elders, and make a code word for those who may be vulnerable. www.scam-detector.com/voice-clonin...

Unearthed clip of Joe Rogan talking about watching a 16 year old do porn. Yikes.

Kim you started a war!

If only Trump appointed FBI Director Kash Patel wasn't so focused on branded Bourbon merch and AI slop that rips off the Beastie Boys Sabotage.

So, Trump clearly doesn't need a ballroom.

A sane Republican

Fuck all the way off.

Trump's poll numbers might go up a point if he'd #KashOut Patel.

Well, the White House has toilet seats made of coke for the UFC event.

In what universe do Sour Patch Kids qualify as a substitution for Laffy Taffy? Also: Why is Laffy Taffy out everywhere? Why are males allowed to be shoppers on shopping apps?

Meh, I don't trust anyone.

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A lot is comical about this picture of Trump appointed "FBI Director" Kash Patel, standing next to Joe Rogan, w his FBI badge exposed. Having worked alongside many FBI agents over five years, they'd be the first to point out qualified, vetted agents RARELY flash their badges & NEVER for pictures.

Even if somebody in Kash Patel's security detail leaked about his abusive drinking & inability to function as Director of FBI, they did it to protect US citizens.

Trump's administration is really trying to "Weekend at Bernie's" him until January 2027 so Vance can take over, finish Trump's two years and run himself for two terms.

Complete with diseased crotch.

Everybody stay calm, the top virologists, medical research scientists, clinical researchers and clinical pharmacologists on Twitter have been working around the clock for two minutes and already discovered that Ivermectin cures the hantavirus.