It’s Sunday night, so it’s once again stock market manipulation time for Trump. How much will his family profit off his unwanted war this time?

A study finds ~$143M in suspicious profits on Polymarket over two years, using patterns consistent with the use of nonpublic info, as prediction markets boom (Bloomberg) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink

At least Japan is paying attention....

The Speaker of Iran’s parliament, a former IRGC commander, and one of the most corrupt players in the regime.

Elon Musk: "Optimus will be the world's best barber within three years." #$TSLA #$TSLAQ #SpaceX #xAI

one hour to futures open. wen taco?

GOLDMAN DESK: “.. Nvidia now trades at par / slight discount to the S&P500 on fwd P/E for the first time in 10+ years. “.. yes, Nvidia is now trading at par with the S&P500 on fwd P/E despite, Nvidia alone expected to contribute to ~21% of the indices growth in 2026 ..

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

Finally got around to checking out the WH app … wow

The White House spent more time launching a parody porn website than lowering your gas prices this week.

A powerful US spy-tech company linked to genocide in Gaza, ICE deportations, and Trump’s war with Iran is now expanding across Europe into our hospitals, police and data systems. We must expose it and stop its expansion action.wemove.eu/sign/2026-03...

Musk's last xAI cofounder is out Ross Nordeen, one of the 11 who helped build the company alongside con man Elon Musk, left the company His exit comes as Musk «reorganizes» xAI and preps for a ponzi scammish initial public offering of his rocket company SpaceX #$TSLAQ Ht @sleepindogo.bsky.social

Sources: Ross Nordeen, the last remaining cofounder at xAI, left the company on Friday; Nordeen reported directly to Elon Musk as his right-hand operator (Grace Kay/Business Insider) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink

NEW: SBF CALLS DIBS ON DAVID SACKS' AI AND CRYPTO CZAR POSITION

Crazie Cathie in full retreat mode... #$TSLA #$TSLAQ #$ARKK

Trump: “If it’s a military operation, I don’t need any approvals. If it’s a war, you are supposed to get approval from Congress. “So I call it a military operation.”

Was skeptical, so I checked The White House app permissions myself, jfc

It also collects email address, phone number, has no data deletion policy, and their privacy policy doesn't disclose what they're actually doing with data collected via those app permissions.

US-Iran discussions are not happening in Pakistan or Turkey for de-escalation this weekend - Asia One News Reporter.

Now who's doing the begging?

Ruh Roh....

LITTLE MIKE “KNEEPADS” JOHNSON IS THE REASON THE GOVERNMENT REMAINS SHUT DOWN. BECAUSE HE HAS NO SPINE, YOU GET LONG LINES! — GOVERNOR GCN

Again?

Oracle credit default swaps near 2008 record closing high. $ORCL

Trump lied? Whoa...

Iran FM: ‘Israel has hit 2 of Iran's largest steel factories, a power plant and civilian nuclear sites among other infrastructure. Israel claims it acted in coordination with the U.S. Attack contradicts POTUS extended deadline for diplomacy. Iran will exact HEAVY price for Israeli crimes’

"Bad Iran! Bad!"

Blind Item "Speaking of north of the border singers, this one named one won her child custody battle which is why the celebrity CEO has been childless in photo ops." #$TSLA #$TSLAQ #SPACEX #XAI

But talks with Iran are going well, and the war will be over soon?

“.. A Justice Department official confirmed that Patel's email had ​been breached and said the material published online appeared authentic.” @reuters.com www.reuters.com/world/us/ira...

I’m sure changing all the rules to ram SpaceX into every passive index will do wonders for retail investors’ confidence in US capital markets and won’t, in any way, contribute to the growing feeling that the game is rigged.

DOJ OFFICIAL SAYS THAT KASH PATEL MATERIAL PUBLISHED BY IRAN-LINKED HACKER GROUP APPEARS AUTHENTIC

DOJ OFFICIAL SAYS THAT KASH PATEL MATERIAL PUBLISHED BY IRAN-LINKED HACKER GROUP APPEARS AUTHENTIC

Let the trolling begin...

TACO Alert!

Ha! This should be good...

Gutter racism. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

TWO CHINESE CONTAINER SHIPS RETURNED AFTER ATTEMPTING TO LEAVE THE GULF THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ ON FRIDAY, ACCORDING TO SHIP-TRACKING DATA.

British Prime Minister: I will not agree to join the war, and it is not in our national interest.

Fun fun fun till daddy takes the t-bird away. Awayyyyyy, Awayyyyyyy...

Come at me, bro....

Pro tip: Stay away from upper-story windows....

President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.

BANKERS VYING TO TAKE ANTHROPIC PUBLIC EXPECT COMPANY TO RAISE OVER $60 BLN IN IPO; ANTHROPIC DISCUSSES GOING PUBLIC AS EARLY AS Q4 - THE INFORMATION

The window is closing fast....

So, Trump admits the Iranians are calling the shots. Got it, loud and clear....

The oil price briefly drops on Trump’s extended deadline - before traders realise what Trump has ACTUALLY done. The mad man has just agreed to keep the Strait of Hormuz shut for another TEN DAYS, exacerbating the worst global energy shock in history. That noise you hear is Tehran laughing…

"As per the Iranian request" Yeah I'm gunna need to hear verification of that request chief.

RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER: WE HAVE A MILITARY-TECHNICAL COOPERATION PACT WITH IRAN & HAVE SUPPLIED MILITARY PRODUCTS TO TEHRAN