ABC News senior White House correspondent:

Went to a Costco Business Center for the first time today, and instead of a new car up from they had a new BrightDrop van.

What a man. A dragon-man.

Jack White’s comedic timing is excellent. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

Since we’re all posting Star Trek, a reminder that I have a few Trek-related bots here on BlueSky. @trek.onelineatati.me posts every single line in the entire Trek canon, one at a time. @ds9.onelineatati.me is similar, but just Deep Space Nine. @faith.onelineatati.me is for those who have faith.

Get your Polymarket bets in, folks. Bozi has called it!

Elon Musk's xAI offered to pay employees $420 (get it, 420, heh heh, because weed, we're 12 years old!) to give their tax returns to Grok, and of course the company stiffed them: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I know there's bigger things to worry about, but this is the funniest thing ever. He crashes weddings all the time. Dude only wants to golf and hide in his ballroom.

Das vedanya, Gabbard. Enjoy Moscow.

I've seen "For All Mankind," the North Koreans beat us there.

Been working on a few projects for awhile and one is nearing MVP status. Which is both exciting and scary because what if it sucks?

Someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (show up in boots and ruin his black-tie affair)

If judges don't start putting these prosecutors in jail, they'll continue doing incredibly illegal things.

This is so incredibly funny and validates every joke ever made by a late night comedian about Trump's relationship with his male children.

Kat Abughazaleh has the chance to do the funniest thing

Cat’s in the cradle And the silver spoon Little boy blue & the man in the moon Coming to my wedding, Dad? Is that the plan? Son, I’ve got this thing with Iran A bit of golf and Iran

Yes, Wordpress, I absolutely wanted your 7.0 update that broke stuff. Thanks.

I don't know why this Brent fella is so crude.

Good morning

Are you suffering from Enlarged Europe? Ask your doctor is Stellantis is right for you.

Will the electric 2CV just be a redesigned Topolino?

My favorite fact about goalposts? They're movable.

Hello New York Times Editorial Board: Did you not see this coming? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/o...

Has anyone alerted @johnvoelcker.bsky.social yet? Someone needs to light up the Voelcker Signal.

I was sworn to secrecy with this information when I learned it (or some variation of it) and told Toyota people every time I saw them they needed to share it. Well here it is. pressroom.toyota.com/do-plug-in-h...

just got to the love shack, you wouldnt believe the size of the chrysler in the parking lot

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://bit.ly/44aNdkq

There's coffee in that nebula.

Am I having a stroke? Trump is President. The guy from Road Rules is the Secretary of Transportation. And Cummins builds gas engines? Do you smell toast? I think I smell toast.

everything makes me think of her* *our electrofishing boat

I have seen pictures of today's discourse under real lighting outside, and it looks fine.

Based on the latest thing from a car company, people on the internet are mad. People on the internet are mad? That's new.

This is the most Automotive News has Automotive News'd in a long time. www.autonews.com/manufacturin...

This is pretty smart. As a side sleeper, I sometimes wish I could put my arm in a hole so I could lay more flat and not have my arm fall asleep.

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

Remember when Google fucking up the internet was our biggest concern?

Like, Jeffyfin is the answer, no?

shoutout to jared polis

I drove Sensify a few years back (www.evpulse.com/reviews/brem...), it's pretty great tech. Also tons of repeated braking made me carsick.

Chat, what if we put an electric leaf blower motor in a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe?

Brilliant maneuvering, mister President. Just an absolutely bang-up job with this totally necessary and required war, sir.

This story is why I push back so hard against the #BanCars narrative. Until we fix the structural inequalities that make it impossible for many ppl to thrive without a car, car freedom will remain a luxury for the extremely privileged, at least across the US south. www.youtube.com/watch?v=scVU...

Good thing Congress isn't alive to see all this.

In some ways it's very telling that he wants to never, ever, ever, ever leave the White House. Not just in not giving up power (which we know he won't do voluntarily), but actually physically leaving the premises. Other than for golf, obviously.

Gas prices got you down? Select the EV you're looking at and get an idea of how much you'd pay to refuel at home. www.destinationcharged.com/tools/electr...