The Scowl Owl is so good at explaining things. nebula.tv/videos/legal...

The idea that all of this death and destruction is going to apply only to other people in perpetuity, and will never, ever blow back on Americans, is carrying a lot of weight that it can't support forever

“Tomahawk is very generic,” says the president. “It could be describing a type of cruise missile, or a haircut, or a cut of steak, or an Indigenous peoples axe,” he certainly didn’t think to himself.

One of the only places on the planet you can get Retinax V.

Wut?

the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads

Telling an editor that my draft is "very complete, pretty much" 30 minutes after I was supposed to submit it

Pentagon today: the war is just getting started! Their commander in chief, less than an hour later: "the war is very complete"

We exist in a meme stock economy in case some of you haven’t realized that yet.

More like "Full Self-Crashing," amirite?

how does the ass come off when you lmao

[As my friend bricks me in in his catacombs] "Are you mad at me?"

this might sound like a joke, but it's very much not

Waffles, amirite?

oh a VC is taking over. That's always a good sign. (digs up friendster acct)

Fun ad from the 70s

the next month or so could be a unique window to snatch up cheap used EVs before everyone else catches on... these posts will help

My "there's no reason to panic" shirt is raising lots of questions answered by my shirt nypost.com/2026/03/09/u...

1. Is Lindsey Graham the U.S. Secretary of State now? Is he coordinating these threats against a U.S. ally with the White House? Now he is demanding that a top U.S. ally enter a regime-change war? And then threatening, “Hopefully this changes soon… if not, consequences will follow.”

Money isn't real, it's just a social construct.

Nazis posting on the Nazi social media platform, but it's okay to keep posting there.

Hemis so cheap we'll pay you to buy them!

Ah, a new CEO from McKinsey. That'll certainly guarantee results.

If you're not willing to die for oil, then Kilmeade has no respect for you.

He has also deported dozens of dissidents back to Iran, where they were likely executed.

Good job, everyone. Keep the sky safe from *checks notes* an iPhone alarm. You know, the thing that goes off on nearly every flight. I wonder what was different this time? (Yes I already know the answer) www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/s...

Lindsey’s diplomacy working wonders in UAE.

early contender for best image we run in 2026 techcrunch.com/2026/03/09/t...

> @bloomberg.com

Hey Claude, how do I buy backdated futures?

Donald Trump's aggressive campaign against wind, solar, and EVs has kept Americans dependent on foreign oil. Now his Iranian war has exploded the cost of gasoline. Here's why that's bad news for Democrats.

Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei • More hardline than father • He’s the IRGC candidate • Relatively young: 56 • Avoids public • Trusted by father, clerics • Was in military during Iraq-Iran war • His wife, Zahra, killed in Israeli airstrike w his father

KERLA: In any case, we know where this is leading. The annihilation of our culture. McCOY: That's not true! KERLA: No! McCOY: No! CHANG: 'To be, or not to be!', that is the question which preoccupies our people, Captain Kirk. ...We need breathing room. KIRK: Earth, Hitler, nineteen thirty-eight.

All is not well in the "Ford Excursions Only" Zuck-book group.

“The reason why fools and knaves thrive better in the world than wiser and honester men is because they are nearer to the general temper of mankind, which is nothing but a mixture of cheat and folly.” -Samuel Butler

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

Brent oil futures above $100/barrel

so no regime change

What's going on in Israel re: propaganda, so ppl know: Was talking to family there this AM & they had TV on. It was reported to me (w/eyeroll) that there was a segment on "what a tough masculine hottie" Hegseth is, "with the tattoos and everything." "Did they mention the Nazi tattoo?" "What?!?"

China pours rocket fuel on the vehicle replacement cycle. A 625B RMB ($90B) national trade-in subsidy launched for 2026, paying consumers directly on a first-come basis. This isn’t just an #EV incentive — it accelerates ICE fleet retirement. Old ICE out → EVs & PHEVs in.

Montana Republican Tim Sheehy voted to scrap solar tax credits after installing panels and battery storage at his Bozeman home.

It’s cool that this generation gets to find out the answer to “what would you have done when we started interning the Japanese?” and “what would you have done when we invaded Vietnam?” and “what would you have done in Watergate?” all at the same time.

China leads the world in solar deployment. Even parking lots and rooftops are being turned into solar power plants — generating electricity while using space that’s already paved. China also exceeded its 2030 wind + solar capacity target (1.2 TW) in 2024 — about six years early. #Bettrification

Thankfully the metric social media censors scary units

Fahrenheit is a measure of how warm or cold humans feel. Celsius is a measure of how warm or cold water feels. Kelvin is a measure of how warm or cold atoms feel.

this is *the* gas prices guy to follow fyi. his newsletter is really good too

Yeah, well, you're a virtual safety car.

Four #StarTrek starships headed towards the upper right.

Nobody gets bricked up for imperialism like Lindsey Graham.