Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

jimmys kimmel

Cats don’t fart as often or as loud, but Anyway. Wasn’t me

It’s going great over there

Shits tense right now. Here's a pelican for comic relief. 🪶

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

This is what he said

jimmy kimmels time slot replaced with reruns of jimmy fallon playfully ruffling trumps hair

We can share, your butt isn’t that long. I can be lumbar support

As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

I don’t know when It Will Happen, but I do know it’s going to be extremely funny

any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast

Heartbroken to hear James Dobson has died age 89. It should have been a lot sooner

These are actually the baby stairs

Kind of feel like it should be bigger national news that the poorest major city in the country is being forced to accept devastating service cuts to our public transit system because PA Republicans actively hate Philly and want to cause us pain

She sounds how we all feel

New from me: After more than a year of battles and accusations, Wonderful Co. says it will donate the nursery where UFW sought to unionize farmworkers. The company says the wine and table grape industry's downturn drove the decision. labor experts question the timing. www.latimes.com/california/s...

Ok cats, humans are getting sleepy. Time to be a little freak

Cop : i was hit in the face by a club Lawyer : u mean a club sandwich right Cop (through tears) : still a club

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me

they fired people contributing to cancer research

yet we can’t fund public schools

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

Guise i mite hav fownd a reel dorko in tha wild

Cats: Do I just need attention, or do I have a rapidly fatal condition? Lol better spend $400+ and find out lmao

"I never thought the leopards would underpay me!"

BREAKING: freya had her paw on sandal's cat shoulder. i saw it and it happened. best friend status confirmed. cats who are buds. cats who love each other

Leading directly to the formation of International Brotherhood of Fake Anti-Union Protesters Local 42

So… Wonderful didn’t even pay their fake anti-union protesters the full amount they promised? Lmao this is depraved, but also clown town

Been feeling more “No Children” by @themountaingoats.bsky.social and trying to get back into a “This Year” mindset.

Why are they they fighting Zohran harder than they’re fighting Trump

It’s me and Jean

NO PLEASE

I did not think this through

✅ Yes, Snopes is unionizing. Fact-checkers deserve transparency too!

that’s right buddy no one can see you

George Retes, an American citizen disabled US Army veteran who has been held in federal custody since Thursday, was released without charges this evening. 1/

The UFW can confirm farm workers were critically injured yesterday during chaotic raids in Ventura County, CA. Other workers, including US citizens, remain unaccounted for. UFW staff is on the ground supporting impacted families. Our full statement below. ⬇️ 1/

If you think a group of workere should strike (or not strike) it’s very simple. 1. Get a job doing that work 2. Organize your workplace 3. Convince your coworkers to do that thing 4. Do it your self (together) Until you do all that, don’t tell other workers they should strike

While there are multiple unions who represent farm workers, the UFW is not associated with the supposed farm workers strike that’s rumored to be coming. Make sure you verify where you’re sending your money before you donate to strike funds, & always make sure you are following a worker-led movement

We’re taking @politico.com to arbitration this week for its unethical use of AI and we’re asking for your support! bit.ly/PENGuild

AFSCME District 33 workers are on STRIKE for fair wages, dignity and respect. They’re holding the line no matter how long it takes. #AFSCMEStrong

Guy who watches a Hallmark movie like, "Where the FUCK are the cards"

Now the influencers are telling you what the workers demands are. The workers who don't exist organizing the strike that isn't happening.

@jortsthecat.bsky.social is 100% correct. “Hey, you, over there, go on strike!” is NOT leadership, it’s not strategy, it’s not solidarity. It’s the height of arrogance to think you know better than the workers themselves. Follow their lead. Support them.

I know I’m late. Before I go in I’m checking the vibe

I have seen some influencer accounts calling for various types of workers to go on strike, or suggesting a boycott the workers have not asked for. Don’t do that. Listen to the workers