Wow, today's news has been SO FUCKED, but I learned object tracking so I could PUT A TOPHAT ON A KILLDEER!!!! Full resolution: youtu.be/UkAOMVccO5k 🪶 🐣

Cost of living so high but it’s still free to hold my hand

WOOOOOOO more more more!

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

Behaviores Report: 100. Perscent. Goode. !

Weingarten would be a beautiful name for a cat

If this conversation could result in discipline or a change in material working conditions I respectfully insist on a union steward being present for Rigatoni

Jorts don’t step on my sandwich. Jorts stop walking on my neck. Jorts don’t pee in the sink. What happened to freedom

It’s true

The @bklynlibrary.bsky.social just named my book, ‘FIGHT LIKE HELL: The Untold History of American Labor’ one of the “250 most influential books in United States history” @onesignal.bsky.social 💘 www.bklynlibrary.org/america-250/...

I love this picture so much

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Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.

So I made a shirt. I’m not a graphic designer… but there is a shirt with Dandy saying hi on it available. If anyone buys any this month I’ll donate any profits to @gibsonsbookstore.bsky.social ‘s Prismatic Reads Program.

If you don’t have a union - you can build one! Four steps. Not saying it’s easy but it is possible and it’s extremely cool

Join your union. Together we're unbutterably strong

It is May Day, a day for workers and solidarity. I usually do a fundraiser but not this year because I am under federal investigation for being too unbutterable and I don’t want the feds in your money

Yes it appears there were shots fired at the white house correspondents dinner. But no It didn’t

“Jorts is an 18 lb neutered male domestic short hair. Evaluated for extensive evening screaming. In good health; behavioral. Very affectionate. Vet enjoys visiting for fun”

I’m going to do it. I’m going to eat the chocolate. I’m going to gobble it all up unless you eat it

Last month AZ declined to recommend an enforceable workplace heat safety standard. Now a commission is considering next steps. We won’t back down. We need real protections: 👉🏾 Access to cool water 👉🏾 AC breakrooms 👉🏾 Training to recognize heat illness

As a farm worker in a state that doesn't allow overtime for farm workers, Katie Porter can fuck off

"For more than an hour, several employees said, workers in the facility were instructed to continue fetching totes, picking items off shelves and loading them onto trucks for delivery as the man lay dead, and management figured out their next steps."

Saying dumb shit like this doesn’t make any sense when you’re trying to become the governor either Katie

I just watched a video of Katie Porter saying farm workers getting overtime pay is a regulation that “doesn’t make sense”

Sorry I can’t help clean up right now I’m actually super busy

If you’re human it is actually polite to yell at a coyote. If you’re a person it’s good manners to remind them not to trust people (no offense to humans). This is nature lessons with Jorts

Sandal also thinks your coworker and/or partner and/or family member was wrong when they did that thing you didn't like and he wants to hear all about it

BREAKING: JURY FINDS PROFESSOR CARAVELLO NOT GUILTY! While some justice was restored by the jury’s decision, the beatings, the surveillance, and the trauma that John and others across the state and nation have had to endure cannot be ignored. #ICEOUT

Can we get a big boat stuck I feel like we really need this as a global community

Do you have cat food in the apocalypse kit? If so what kind and what if I stop liking it

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Mabby todaye will finolly be tha day! Mabby todaye Beatrice tha hummerbirb retorns!

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

Pssst. Hey. Hey you. You lookin for a cat? I got watchu need.

See that? THAT is what you do when something dark comes to light. It's the only response; and it's a simple one to do and every other organization should do the same.

Tha naybors wottormeter haz an leek and tha grankles are loving it

Important cat business. You wouldn’t understand. Photo from my collection, 1972.

UFW President Teresa Romero urged the public to respect the women who came forward and give them “the space they deserve to process this.” bit.ly/3NbqyQH 📸 Larry Valenzuela

This is heartbreaking. And enraging. It would hardly be the first time that a massive movement for peace & justice has concealed profound misogyny on the part of its hero/leader. UFW seems absolutely right to take the emerging stories completely seriously.

An actual for real baby angel I met at the shelter today. Her name is Munchie and she is very, very, very sweet. ❤️ Available in northwestern Vermont! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

Jorts followers continuing to be just a great section of the internet

Hey guys something happened to the paper towel

My cat, Yuki, loves Jeans and @jortsthecat.bsky.social

I really needed that hour but they stole it

LOOK AT THOSE BEANS

me every single day