Also, anyone who was against the expansion of the format has been proven wrong by Cape Verde alone.

If anyone near you is crying about sports this is probably how they feel

Supervisor. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

Jorts says always anchor your TV, dressers, and other furniture to the wall.

Can someone call me if Mitch…

I apologize for almost knocking over the television in my excitement. In my defense it should be tethered, what if we get an earthquake

Brutal thread on heat illness. Take care of yourself and each other, no matter what the boss says. Donate to UFW at ufw.org/sparechange

A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.

Happy Father’s Day to the dumpster, who is arguably my dad

All workers deserve a union and yes, that includes union staff who are workers

Walk off the job ON STRIKE and go watch ducks. It's called protected conduckted action.

@jortsthecat.bsky.social Some Jorts merch, Sauk County Humane Society, Wisconsin. FREE MOTO MOTO he's done nothing wrong, those other cats started it!

When workers fear retaliation or deportation, they’re less likely to report workplace abuse — emboldening employers to exploit them without accountability. https://bit.ly/4u46iQi

I will be working during the game tonight so please everyone, post videos of the booing

It's June, which means it's time for my birthday fundraiser for our local animal shelter! 🎁 Will you consider donating if you can? No amount is too small! 🥳 givebutter.com/mollys-birth...

ITS JUNE 1 AND IM NOT DEAD 🏳️‍🌈💥

PSA to animal accounts: if you want to acknowledge Pride please make it clear you didn’t cross the rainbow bridge

To my beloved el jibbities, we are more beautiful, more needed and more resilient than they can comprehend. We will not just survive this time, we will deliver justice and we will thrive

This whole cancel thing is giving me such a laugh

Wow, today's news has been SO FUCKED, but I learned object tracking so I could PUT A TOPHAT ON A KILLDEER!!!! Full resolution: youtu.be/UkAOMVccO5k 🪶 🐣

Cost of living so high but it’s still free to hold my hand

WOOOOOOO more more more!

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

Behaviores Report: 100. Perscent. Goode. !

Weingarten would be a beautiful name for a cat

If this conversation could result in discipline or a change in material working conditions I respectfully insist on a union steward being present for Rigatoni

Jorts don’t step on my sandwich. Jorts stop walking on my neck. Jorts don’t pee in the sink. What happened to freedom

It’s true

The @bklynlibrary.bsky.social just named my book, ‘FIGHT LIKE HELL: The Untold History of American Labor’ one of the “250 most influential books in United States history” @onesignal.bsky.social 💘 www.bklynlibrary.org/america-250/...

I love this picture so much

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Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.

So I made a shirt. I’m not a graphic designer… but there is a shirt with Dandy saying hi on it available. If anyone buys any this month I’ll donate any profits to @gibsonsbookstore.bsky.social ‘s Prismatic Reads Program.

If you don’t have a union - you can build one! Four steps. Not saying it’s easy but it is possible and it’s extremely cool

Join your union. Together we're unbutterably strong

It is May Day, a day for workers and solidarity. I usually do a fundraiser but not this year because I am under federal investigation for being too unbutterable and I don’t want the feds in your money

Yes it appears there were shots fired at the white house correspondents dinner. But no It didn’t

“Jorts is an 18 lb neutered male domestic short hair. Evaluated for extensive evening screaming. In good health; behavioral. Very affectionate. Vet enjoys visiting for fun”

I’m going to do it. I’m going to eat the chocolate. I’m going to gobble it all up unless you eat it

Last month AZ declined to recommend an enforceable workplace heat safety standard. Now a commission is considering next steps. We won’t back down. We need real protections: 👉🏾 Access to cool water 👉🏾 AC breakrooms 👉🏾 Training to recognize heat illness

As a farm worker in a state that doesn't allow overtime for farm workers, Katie Porter can fuck off

"For more than an hour, several employees said, workers in the facility were instructed to continue fetching totes, picking items off shelves and loading them onto trucks for delivery as the man lay dead, and management figured out their next steps."

Saying dumb shit like this doesn’t make any sense when you’re trying to become the governor either Katie

I just watched a video of Katie Porter saying farm workers getting overtime pay is a regulation that “doesn’t make sense”

Sorry I can’t help clean up right now I’m actually super busy

If you’re human it is actually polite to yell at a coyote. If you’re a person it’s good manners to remind them not to trust people (no offense to humans). This is nature lessons with Jorts

Sandal also thinks your coworker and/or partner and/or family member was wrong when they did that thing you didn't like and he wants to hear all about it