Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!

Behaviores Report: 109% goode!

Minute 44:

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals? J: I didn't see it D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

The University of Glasgow groundspeople are going to be quite annoyed when they come in to work tomorrow...

Thought of you @gonzo.bsky.social 🥰

This poor frightened boy is at Queens Animal Care Center if anyone in NYC can help. 💔

Momb mournes tha loss of theez 'eggrolls" (they bore zero resemblance to egg rolls but were SO GOOD)

Saw someone say, “Stop hoarding books, we don’t need paper books anyway” and I can’t express how misguided this is. Online libraries disappear, digital books can be altered, and with Big Tech seeking to destroy history and literacy, print media has never been more essential.

THIS.

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Tale. UNDER CONTROLE.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

RIP to Jane Goodall, who opened the world's eyes to our closest relatives. (Photo by NatGeo's Hugo Van Lawick)

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Naow is tha time fore chaos and naps

Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!

He’s the devil, I say. The reason why you don’t see his tail, is because he tucks it up out of sight; he carries it coiled away in his pocket, I guess.

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

I'm finally back at it with stats! Gonzo is at 96.03% for the month of September with 22 crimbs so far this month. He has a YTD ratio of 145 non-crimb to 127 crimb days. Gonzo also has one 200% day and (144) 100% days. The bulk of his crimb days (91) are a 95%!

The great thing is that when the government shutdown starts, we’ll no longer be able to hear Donald Trump speak, right? Like the president gets muted when the government shuts down, correct? Right?

Just gonna keep tapping the sign* *𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

timeline cleanse, sound on

While we're talking about abolishing ICE, we should also get rid of DHS entirely.

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

I donot belonge -always _ in polite societty

Here’s my cliff notes summary of Pete Hegseth’s big military address today

Sad to hear about the passing of the Michelangelo of Movie posters, RENATO CASARO. The Man painted so many iconic posters, specially in the 70s/80s: CONAN, TERMINATOR, DUNE, TOTAL RECALL, DANCE WITH THE WOLVES, BLOW OUT, FLASH GORDON, RAMBO, NEVER-ENDING STORY, and the list goes on and on. 1/2

Reposting condor to give yall some feels that aren't anxiety

Farscape (1999-2003) is a window into freedom, togetherness, and joy. 👌

Please tell me there's a gif! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Again: we're a country that loses wars.

confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes

TONIGHT | 8PM ET Don't miss the Season 5 premiere of The Mary Jo Pehl Show, as Mary Jo, Chris, and a panel of hilarious people compete in The Mary Jo Pehl Show Spelling Bee! Plus: unboxing videos, a Movie Jo Night poll, and more!

I see tha houmins are atit agin.. .

(solemnly) You've had mail.

potthedalmatiann Spot

This is my 1st time catching my pet archer fish, Legolas, spitting on camera. Archerfish use modified jaw and tongue bones to fire a jet of water to knock down bugs from over hanging vegetation. Here Legolas is shooting down a fruit fly 🪰 🐠🧪

I’m still processing what happened this morning. Is it now the administration’s position that the U.S. military does not observe or adhere to the laws of war?

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Remembor to drenk yore wottors!

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Just a reminder that the Commander-in-Chief of the Louisiana National Guard, who can call them out all by himself if they were actually needed, is … Governor Landry.

Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% menased Fizgig. Smol ragret.

"We are asking the Department of War to deploy to our cities" should be a statement that ends any Governor's political career.

My favorite city is Gonzo Town. you can ride bumfallo and bite sally's bumt. tour the bagrooms or watch classic movies! or fight off grocery invasions! @gonzo.bsky.social

Hahah!

To bite ornott to bite

There it is. Abolish ICE. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-off...

EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!! reactormag.com/reading-rain...

It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it