Sometimes I forget to say something.

Rooster tells me: Get your people with a truck to move it into storage. I said: YOU are my people with a truck, you asshole.

live laugh lurk in the shadows

Fake it til you make it or just do it forever

Wanna sip coffee and chit-chat while we forget about the rest of the world for a bit?

[taking a big bite, then spitting it out] This isn’t sweet at all Neil Diamond is full of shit

Stop dragging’ my heart around. That’s rude. Put it in a box & carry it.

Smart posts? Nah. I just set the bar low then clear it with style.

They plodded along, a single file of desperation, faintly sensing the cold lonely death in the mountains that awaited them…

Today I'm really tired of things. You?

Don’t worry I can move slowly and break things also.

I will break into your house to turn down the thermostat so help me

sometimes i look back at the nonsense i've skeeted and i ... yeah, no i'm gonna just leave it. nevermind.

Short form looping videos will save the world. I'm sure that's gonna work.

A favorite cartoonby Stormy Gail Art

It’s been a long day, pass the cursed amulet

You can't force people to like you but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try

your skeets look like they were written by ChatPTSD

I do all my own stunts. <clumsy>

can we still say shooting the breeze is that ok or

Still seizing a day from 1998.

for me to follow you back you have to defeat my seven evil ex mutuals

You're at the Oval Office. I need you at prison.

I’m not sure if I’m becoming radicalized or if I’m just hungry.

Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real

I'm really asking a lot of these multivitamins

"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me

i think more writers should cause billionaires to have nervous breakdowns

can’t right now, I’m thinking about the French horn solo from “Sowing the Seeds of Love” by Tears for Fears

Madness takes its toll, Please have exact change ready..once inside don't suffer with insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Everything is heavy and I am tired and sore and just wanna lay down. 🥱

*rollerblades by your house

I went inside of a bank recently and everyone working there was in their 20's which scared the crap out of me because that generation can't make change and ah, that makes sense.

Reading all the humor about colorful skies? Enya considers that going with Aurora-noco flow.

I’m mad but not have all my Christmas decorations up already mad.

America needs a hard reboot.

never relax never relax never relax

got a little peek before the clouds rolled in (jealous of anyone with clear skies tonight!)

ruffles or wavy lays? (what your favourite dip-chip says about you!!)

Egg roll in a bowl is all I want for Christmas this year.

I miss October.

Not sure I've got room for potion #9 right now, I was testing numbers 1-8 all day and I feel funny, weird, angry, morose, delighted, excited, damned, and thrilled. Maybe love later.

Deciphering messages from space.

Going to run away with the moon.

no one wants to hear about your no nut november

i’m gonna dance while doing the dishes about it

My five year plan? Probably just to say, “I’m really not feeling it today,” 1,825 times.

Garage dance party. Ooo I forgot I have those muscles.

Do I need a puffy vest? I feel like I need a puffy vest.