Time to hit the hay sounds too aggressively scritchy scratchy. I'm gonna say it's time to hug the downy feathers instead.

bundlepaws

the financial climate has made it so that 2 years ago i considered doordash like "expensive treat" levels of unnecessary but now it's like "obscene kingly luxury". the fuck you mean im gonna pay over $30 for less than 1500 calories??? eat a battery

What’s cool about the Pizza Bus isn’t only that it is a shambling global patchwork of sauces, breads, & toppings, it’s that it also exists beyond the poverty of imagination that presupposes a drive to collect fares, travel to prearranged destinations, & enforce borders between slices on your plate.

my father was a famous pepperoni salesman

Lying in bed thinking about a new and more powerful form of sandwich

*laughs at stupid flies getting shocked in bug zapper* *routinely burns mouth on hot pizza*

I've been purposely trying to forget my troubles, but then when someone asks how I am, I say "awful" and can't remember why.

i tell people I'm agnostic because I don't follow any of the principles of the objectively correct religion i made up

🖼️ Two Red Foxes, Fang Chuxiong

For personal reasons, I will be standing on the shore looking to the horizon as though searching for a long lost lover, pulling a shawl tighter around my shoulders to prevent the wind from whipping it away, and then scattering in a puff of sea foam. Sorry for the inconvenience!

What better bookmark than a chewed-up pencil, or a restored heart.

Daily bunny no.3141 knew him well

Cerberus Illustration - Hades

The next dragon mutation - Eldritch!

In high school I was voted "Most likely to recede from the horizon, dissipate into water droplets, and form a mist."

Shits getting serious around here

📷 Ray K. Metzker, Chicago (Reading in the Train Window), 1959

when you're talking to your coworker and they casually drop some real fucked up stuff in their life

That’s enough being perceived for one day.

Fall back? Listen, I’ve been falling back all year. The clock’s just catching up

I don’t get why we say “sleep tight.” I’m sleeping loose, floppy, and aggressively horizontal.

“Stella!!” “for the last time, there is no Stella here!”

cozy

Take on cheese (Take on cheese) Take brie on (Take on cheese) Camembert And fromage

#frankenstein #gdt

The Writers Museum - Edinburgh, Scotland

worm

Which best matches your mood? 1. wayward time traveler 2. driftwood cast ashore 3. slumping pumpkin 4. darkness on the edge of town

Life ran me over and I think the traffic cameras even looked the other way.

Annie Stegg Gerard - Moonlit March

She came in wearing a dress the color of pastrami, a blouse the color of rye bread and a scarf the color of sauerkraut. Some would say she was... Reubenesque.

Send me on a shopping trip, and I just might come back with pictures. 11/16/25. #photography

There's no crying in baseball...that's why I don't play.

cool things we like at the library -book -another book -whoa more books -where are all these books coming from -help, I’m scared (books) -crushed to death under books -ghost with glasses on, reading books

My idea of a fancy feast tastes a lot different than this, Mr. Whiskers. I mean, no offense, thanks for sharing this beautiful formal meal with me, but I'm just going to drink the wine.

you have to be a pretty terrible fruit not to have a song named after you at this point

i am not aging like a fine wine. the truth is i'm more like a half-finished bottle of Boone's Farm someone forgot in a camper at the end of the summer... ten years ago.

My beatboxing name is Vortex.

it it unfair that he can’t vet these pics before i post them

Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Devin Forst.

Mornings walk in Madrid. #photography

I love the little shrimp feet it's (Goldie photobomb)

Time for the hard stuff *pulls Werther's Original out of pocket*

Stranger: Your dog is such a good girl! Me (turning into my parents): She’s a *relatively* good girl.

You can have some of my special vinegars if you’re nice 🥰

The Daily Not-Rothko is the line in the fallen leaves made by the wind from passing cars

For The Love of Drains, Dublin