Night Shifts No.6 6”x6” Oil on cradled wood panel

Almost into the realm of neon. 6”x6” oil painting

Chips and Pop Jack Bishop 2018

i like to gauge things on a scale of absolute zero to that time i got so fluxed all my particles were in a state of quantum entanglement

Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet"Ravenscrof: Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor with special guests Biff Stroganoff and the Evaders. God bless.

when the doctor takes forever you gotta be patient

My job of shaving sheep is shear tedium.

De-escalate any situation with an awkwardly long hug.

Got inspired by pictures of squirmy cats, and there's this elegance to their silliness. This is called "Spiraling Cats," kinda like a spiral galaxy. #cat #art #painting #catart

I might rent my car out to people who need to sit in the driveway and stare into nothing

My worst fear is that I might have to high five a celebrity on camera.

*takes the safety off of my brain*

DON'T PUT THE CHEESE IN THE HOLE

When I say that I don't understand what the fuck is going on, that is not a request for you to explain it to me.

When humans first invented the wheel, do you think it was a cheese wheel?

I don’t know about you guys but I’m having a hard time celebrating International Bubble Bath Day with all this shit going on.

One day back on the other site, @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social wrote a fantastic thread about what it was like in the 1970s. It was a work of art, a masterpiece. And I'm not exaggerating when I say I think about the highlighted line every day.

I’ve reached shivering under the blanket stage

They’re gathering down at the mound today to see who is most suited to sit atop it and watch for signs from the stars

Heartwarming: This dad summoned a giant scarab to dance at his daughters wedding while he was stuck in the beetle dimension 🪲

Some of these movie characters need an awful lot of death before they consider introspection. I spill a drink and wonder what kind of life I am really leading here.

Listen, if I had the tools handy to stamp an egg-and-dart motif into these snowbanks, I would.

I hope the other gentleman, who was also using a cane while we crossed the street, didn't think we were in a race. However, I also hope he knows I won.

Gliding on colored Light 📍Switzerland 📷Hans-Wolfgang Hawerkamp #surrealism #photography #flickr flic.kr/p/2rKYv7r

I'll put out the good nuts for you

breadstick Wolverine: quit eating my claws, it takes like 4 hrs to grow fresh ones

I love the saying 'I was beside myself' which to me seems like 'You made me so upset I became twins'.

You say tiger, but you may as well say “demon” or “dragon” because that’s really what you’re saying.

Cotton blue skies #photography

cardboard cuts are the broadswords of paper based injuries

It was on this day in 2001 that my wife and I did background checks on each other so we're celebrating our 25th vetting anniversary.

I told the cop that I only had a couple of drinks before getting behind the wheel and that the school kids on my bus could vouch for me.

Remember gang: you can fight, laugh, and post about bearded clams all at the same time

I went to a store that sells single winter gloves to match the one I lost but there was nothing left.

My ridiculous painting based on a true story of a shameless thieving gull who took my pizza while I was trying to have lunch on the shores of the Bosphorus

are there any goody one shoes

Art by John Bolton

What do antiquities have against quities

the face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes

Can't, getting on my own nerves and riding into the sunset to go explode

a rage room but just for saying my uncensored thoughts

me: can we use our debit cards in hell or do we have to bring cash? the priest giving me communion: i need you to become an atheist.

*Primes Goat*

Hextasy now! Make all your witchy curse fantasies come true. Today!

Your drink, sir #art

wake me up when it’s hammer time again

"You've made your bed, now lie in it" Sounds great, see you in a few hours

full sugar whipped cream on my banana this morning, then I will run circles around my desk until they send me home

Cheer up there’s a brand new virus circulating.

Bunch of rats just scurried quickly off the earth. Probably nothing