Miss Havishambles
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Working my way through the Russian authors, only a few more to Chekhov.
about 1 year ago
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Random clicks and creaks in the middle of the night. House? Who’s talking about the house.
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Siege
2 days ago
I love listening to whale songs. My favourite genre is the Blues.
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Siege
about 14 hours ago
But does the Hulk *feel* Incredible?
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Eric Replatformed
12 days ago
Did you see my cameo in Marty Supreme? I was one of the ping-pong balls.
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Eric Replatformed
12 days ago
A theme park dedicated to the work of actors William and John called World of Hurt.
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Insane Clown PSB
about 8 hours ago
gonna start a porch furniture making company called Lawn Chairney Jr. has this been done before
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sweetie π
about 7 hours ago
full frontal noodles
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Mainly here for the recipes now .
about 7 hours ago
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Salty MacTavish
about 13 hours ago
I can never walk past a sugar maple without saying I’d tap that
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CrazyMyra
about 1 month ago
That was a lot more of Chappell Roan than I expected to see so early in the morning.
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Natty Lumpo
1 day ago
This might be my Welsh ancestry talking, but llylyllwwwllyygwidhwcwtchllylylyly
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Salty MacTavish
12 months ago
Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite -self deprechaun
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We go to a different daylight.
about 16 hours ago
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Julie Lavender Menace 🏳️⚧️
1 day ago
The oven turned our pizza jet black, the water main broke, and my car got repossessed. All while we were watching Happy TV.
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Jack
1 day ago
The “Scary Movie 6” trailer certainly was scary.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
1 day ago
A welcome mat that says “Welcome Matt” so only Matthews will feel good about visiting.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
11 days ago
I tried on my swim shorts from last year and I’m not going to swim anymore I guess
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
6 days ago
I see you don’t care for my posts. *posts*
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Leni
about 20 hours ago
You know those shoes? I bought them. I went back.
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Are we in Lent yet? I want to carry on exactly as before but I need to know when to start.
about 20 hours ago
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Frostbitten Flamingo
4 days ago
Not everything I post is happening in my life. Not everything I post is about you. Some of it’s just about the sweet, sweet despair of existence.
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stefan
1 day ago
Dear Disney, did you know that you can simply just stop making Star Wars movies?
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BEAVE
about 20 hours ago
Thought I was posting to my drafts this whole time. Oopsies.
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BEAVE
about 23 hours ago
My internal dialogue is an unreliable narrator.
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Idle
8 days ago
I was my tv’s favorite kid growing up.
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William Shakespeare
1 day ago
This is a slight unmeritable man, Meet to be sent on errands
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Professor Freaksworth
1 day ago
Would you do me the honor of being allowed to save your posts
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Brían Hanrahan
1 day ago
autocorrect so useless with numbers ofc I don't mean "1026"
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿
1 day ago
im my own reply guy
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mothra stewart
1 day ago
me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest
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The gap in my resumé? My best years going slowly down the drain.
1 day ago
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Might call my slight inconvenience ‘Orwellian’
1 day ago
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No I don’t know what it means either, just run with it.
1 day ago
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MiloPoint
1 day ago
You are a treasure. Let's bury you.
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CrazyMyra
1 day ago
And then - just like that - the cat decided he would never again eat in the area he's been fed in for five years.
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Ryan Boyd
1 day ago
If you played Fleetwood Mac for Shakespeare he would die
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Cricket, Offensive Misandrist
3 days ago
changed Siri to a male voice so I didn’t feel bad telling it to shut up all the time
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
6 months ago
Please be patient while I fly off this handle.
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Realising a family gathering is like the Star Wars canteen.
1 day ago
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poemakontsa
1 day ago
Good morning to poets in distress
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PAM!
7 days ago
Sorry I was gone so long, but I stepped on a raw lasagna noodle fragment that fell out of my nighty and I died.
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CrazyMyra
1 day ago
Paris Fashion Week 2026
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
2 days ago
Making friends at the bar by drinking cider and calling myself a pommelier
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Tusk Jenkins
2 days ago
The passage of space is when you knock over a drink, fall out of a chair, catch your pants as your suspenders snap off. Kinda sounds like time broke up with you
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sweetie π
1 day ago
it’s finally friday let’s get freaky
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My superpower is noticing a typo ten minutes too late.
1 day ago
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I left a save under your pillow
1 day ago
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André
1 day ago
só por curiosidade artística, se eu postar em português será que mais pessoas veem isto?
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Howard Mittelmark
2 days ago
Started saying "grok is this true" whenever anyone tells me anything I don't want to hear.
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Ian Boudreau
2 days ago
Made it to Friday but at what cost
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