Miss Havishambles
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Jilted at the alt bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
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I think I’ve got four maybe five phone updates left in me.
about 2 months ago
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Damnit Janet
about 7 hours ago
Prevent food waste by wearing your hoodie backwards to catch crumbs
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson
about 14 hours ago
Sorry boss, can’t make it to work today, I sprained my will to live over the weekend.
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I love your political account but have you thought about a completely lame pun that will garner an avalanche of indifference?
about 16 hours ago
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Salty MacTavish
14 days ago
It was a sad little thing, like whole wheat spaghetti
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chris.
2 days ago
Legally you have to tell me if you are a data centre.
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Struggalo
1 day ago
A ferry ride through the underworld sounds pretty relaxing, tbh.
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The Four Seasons is three seasons too long.
1 day ago
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sweetie π
1 day ago
hey kids, what if we — now hear me out — do some good posts
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
2 days ago
the secret to good posting is none of my business
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Jack
1 day ago
We’re celebrating 25 years of marriage! And 17 or 18 years of being in love!
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Setting my alarm for Vatican City vs Andorra next week.
1 day ago
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2 days ago
“imma post drafts,” she threatened
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Damnit Janet
9 days ago
Might get a treadmill so I can run it slow with a cardboard box on it and let the cat think he's driving
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Barba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady
3 days ago
"A table for two, please." "Do you have reservations?" "No, all the reviews said your food is amazing."
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Salty in the South
12 days ago
Should I be concerned about the vultures following me on my walk?
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CrazyMyra
2 days ago
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I’d post a selfie but I’m pretty sure people are trying to eat.
2 days ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
4 days ago
Brings glitter to a knife fight cuz whimsy always wins.
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Joan McGuire
2 days ago
My power just went out. Just come over if you miss me.
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Hey you two, break it up we’re all trying to be miserable here.
2 days ago
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Lizzy
4 days ago
brings orange slices to your knife fighting match
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sweetie π
3 days ago
can’t today i’m onboarding a new anxiety
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Misery Highlight
3 days ago
I have never been in anyone’s skircle. I don’t exist. How are you even reading this
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Kip Conlon
2 days ago
I know when I'm being a third wheel, you two. You don't have to keep telling me.
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Just performing a little standing canter between posts.
2 days ago
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You have lives on the weekend? Tragic
3 days ago
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Lizzy
5 days ago
I get it cumulus clouds... I too am detached and generally dense
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los 🦦
3 days ago
Anything that’s vanilla flavored not from extract should be called milli vanilla
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Tusk Jenkins
4 days ago
What would it be like to live on the edge of discovering that there is no edge well friends it might be an anticlimactic relief of lemming reality proportions that goes a little survival like this, hit it maestro
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Tana
3 days ago
two stages of reading: 1. i’ve read 5 books in 3 days. 1. i have not read a single sentence in months.
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Pizza Las Vegas
3 days ago
Don't threaten me with a time, good or otherwise.
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BooBooKitty
3 days ago
Welcome to my weekend post, or as I like to call it, Monday’s repost
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Tusk Jenkins
3 days ago
Nothing falls for cardboard cutouts quite like other cardboard. Just imagine a love of your life existing only to make it seem like some box is actually in a picture or a window. It's a shitty tasting feeling
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aric
3 days ago
Rarely use a bellows anymore. Maybe eight times a week.
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Viktor Winetrout
3 days ago
[science fiction writers] and there's a character named Max
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
3 days ago
almost invincible maybe another electro magnetic event or two… won’t be long
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emceekayvee 🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️❤️
7 days ago
stolen valium
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raindro 🌈
19 days ago
whoever invented scented garbage bags should keep inventing things
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
about 1 month ago
Anxious but annoying
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Lost power today, nothing to do with electricity I’m just weak.
3 days ago
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Julie Lavender Menace 🏳️⚧️
9 days ago
Why is it called an antidiarrheal when it could be called keeping your shit together?
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Julie Lavender Menace 🏳️⚧️
7 days ago
Our catfish had kittens. It sure made a mess of the koi pond.
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amberkitty
4 days ago
Explaining microfiche to my coworker because I’m 95 years old
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
about 1 month ago
This day in history. 1945. The German Instrument of Surrender ended World War II but I'm sure you're not any more interested in the accordion than I am.
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Axer Jenkins
5 days ago
This cursed band follows me around, waiting for me to trip. I rarely do, but the second it happens they burst into a short Looney Toons womp womp sound effect
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strange ranger
4 days ago
I lost a few brain cells after reading that last skeet.
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DaddyJew
4 days ago
that’s not funny, my grandpa died baking a cake as fast he could
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Wristy
4 days ago
Trigonometry sounds like eating triangles
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