G.I. Joe = Gastrointestinal Joseph

I was today years old when I learned Billie Eilish was not British.

My smart wool socks are probably wondering why I'm dumb enough to live where the real feel is -43

I see your beginner's mindset and raise you a brain that gets worse at things with practice.

All through the night my feed is mainly people coming together watching TCM and during the day it’s people coming apart watching the world fall to pieces. I’m definitely on the wrong shift.

High profile low quality logging back on.

I often let my hair down, as its expectations of me are too unreasonable

New game of thrones thingy is better than last game of thrones thingy. And taller.

Cats have right of way everywhere

The purpose of 2026 social media is to convince you that the views you dismissed 20 years ago as batshit insane are actually quite reasonable.

i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age

"I'll die on this hill." "There's no hill around here." "I'll die on this gazebo."

Looks like 3:30am is peak time to post on here.

That hole in the wall is shaped like a heart. Things are lookin up!

Shared pet peeves or nothing.

i just sneezed into the crook of my arm you’re welcome

this *is* my positive voice

for god’s sake put some pants on your honor

a 16 year gap in my résumé that just says, “Just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train going anywhere”

Creepy caretaker hiding a very dark secret logging on

Who called it book banning instead of the Dewey Decimate System?

Crafting a suitable life partner out of peanut butter, plastic wrap, and some rubber bands.

sometimes self-care includes being oblivious

Silence is golden. I’m just doing my part.

you only get one life, choose who you want to ruin it wisely

Introduce myself? I don’t even wanna be here.

The last time I lost a lot of weight I found I could get into trousers I'd previously struggled to get into. Including some of my own.

Can you ‘go live’ if you’re dead inside.

Its a whole echo-system

Just found an entire mini world in my replies.

Light sleet ftw

Grew up all fightily blightily in a Beatrix Potter neighborhoodly woodly and I do recommendily bembly it unless you got two roughly toughly pronunciation fists

Latest phone update has led to a faint transparency in the icons. I was hoping for this.

Not leaving until I find out what jorts are.

We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm

Perfecting my haunted/hunted look of the beleaguered football manager.

Aipes together strong

you can pry this much-too-small titanium ring off my cold dead finger

a thirteen year gap in my résumé that just says, “bad luck”

I contain platitudes

let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.

i like to sleep with my glasses on so my dreams won’t be all blurry

That weird buzzing noise you’re hearing? That’s just the sound of your thoughts getting louder.

There's a fine line between "historical" and "hysterical."

I leave my ear-trumpet back home on the dry sink when I need to disengage from the busy busy world

It’ll never work bb. My heart belongs to a coal miner who died of black lung in 1932.

Someone referred to "the early 2020s" yesterday like it was a distant and perhaps mythical era, and my soul is still flickering like a bad lightbulb from that.

My food pyramid is a garlic bulb.

gulag archipeLEGO: Xmas 2026 gift idea

The next update will involve you buying a ladder, climbing onto your roof and yelling your skeets out from there.