Tusk Jenkins
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CrazyMyra
about 2 hours ago
Monday Mood Between the blade and the grindstone
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Bill Melots
about 2 hours ago
Bugs keep eating me but they don’t know that I had vindaloo for dinner so enjoy your heartburn, bugs.
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In the middle of a silent land you depend on plants to make you talk like you are in the world of the octopus. Bring me to the beak oh roots, I only dig the narrated life
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NickNackPaddyWhack
about 3 hours ago
Been saving a recipe for wild rose petal jam. Maybe I’ll get to it next year! )she said, for the third summer in a row)
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NickNackPaddyWhack
about 3 hours ago
Husband picked a dead butterfly off the truck grill and set it next to the bird food. A chickadee could hardly believe its luck and snatched it up. Was not prepared for how gleefully it shredded the butterfly. At least it was already dead!
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beth death & the dumb-belles
about 3 hours ago
#7syllablesentence
Drivel saved on the hard
#drive
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beth death & the dumb-belles
about 3 hours ago
#7syllablesentence
Paper
#trail
or paper chase?
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Jack Boot
about 3 hours ago
Oh, good. Another horror movie is coming out. I was worried. It's been like, seven minutes.
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crumbum
about 3 hours ago
[ groaning exhale ]
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PAM!
about 2 hours ago
Just took off my nightgown to find a piece of cheese the shape of pac man stuck to my right breast. Hi. I'm Pam.
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chris.
about 3 hours ago
Do I really want a relationship or do I just want someone to make sure I am wearing pants before the coroner shows up?
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NickNackPaddyWhack
about 6 hours ago
At the gas station he picks dessert and I pick tums
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Amy
about 16 hours ago
it’s really very unfair that even if i walked five hundred miles and if i walked five hundred more i would be over my head in atlantic water and nowhere near your door
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Kimster
about 6 hours ago
Shhh, the voices in my head are trying to tell me something.
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cap’n watsisname
about 5 hours ago
Me [trying to play a cello sitting cross legged under a sheet]: babe try not to squirm or the whole fort could collapse onto the candelabra
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Salty MacTavish
about 6 hours ago
I like to yell MACBETH in the late innings of a no-hitter just to mix things up
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chris.
about 4 hours ago
It's not okay to cry when your tears have been replaced with thick vanilla custard. In fact, it is wildly inconvenient when this happens.
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crumbum
about 4 hours ago
A lack of motivation and traction.
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Greg the Miller
about 5 hours ago
(scoffing) water is a terrible material for building a shed
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Used Robot Salesman
about 4 hours ago
Monday lookin' at me like the barrel of a pistol. Still gots like an hour or two tho...
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Axer Jenkins
about 3 hours ago
Back and forth and back and forth. That was my night. The pool was terrified of our gumption for the wall. Barely even stopping to breath, we swam until our wheels popped
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crumbum
about 7 hours ago
The aches and pains native to these human remains.
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mean things I say to myself
about 7 hours ago
Look, I can't manipulate markets or people, and I can barely handle a Rubik's cube
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Filth Wizard
about 7 hours ago
It's 2AM, it's 25 degrees. It's the combination - my brain is cooked what am I even talking about
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crumbum
about 7 hours ago
The “h” in h. pylori does not stand for helpful.
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Dominic Caruso
about 7 hours ago
After days of cautious tracking I leap from behind a rock & throw an enormous net over the succulent
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Casper
about 7 hours ago
Catiana icon!!
artfight.net/~caspxerr
#artfight
#artfight2026
#teamtragedy
#art
#ocsky
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Deeks 🫶
about 7 hours ago
Does that chip on your shoulder come with guac?
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Zoey
about 7 hours ago
Dog days, Sirius Lee.
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Greg the Miller
about 12 hours ago
me: tell me about your problems therapist: that’s…that’s my line me: reverse psychology
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karasocial relationship 💜
about 12 hours ago
there was a huge argument over whether we should keep all of our severed heads in burlap sacks or an ice chest thankfully, in the end, cooler heads prevailed
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strange ranger
about 11 hours ago
"I wish I could buy back The woman you stole"
#strange_ranger_radio
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Y Control
YouTube video by Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Topic
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uyk9rt-ZUSQ&si=S8tAa0Zo2PXeQdxj
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strange ranger
about 11 hours ago
I posted Hungarian Rhapsody No. 6, a few days ago, but this one (no. 2), is the much more recognizable one from Looney Tunes, and Tom and Jerry, etc. ...anyway, enjoy ;)🎹♥️😘
#strange_ranger_radio
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Liszt Hungarian Rhapsody No.2
YouTube video by Traum Piano
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Q54qM-DjqOM&si=o18mnhRCI4H2igNB
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crumbum
about 10 hours ago
Memory sacrificed on the altar of tomorrow.
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Cosmic Clau
about 10 hours ago
them: repeat after me me: hey don't drag me into this
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Filth Wizard
about 10 hours ago
This is one job that robots can never take over
add a skeleton here at some point
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Used Robot Salesman
about 10 hours ago
Still workshoppin this product idea, but I need to get the word out there. Iguanavision! *so far I gots: "Forget it Jake, it's Iguanavision." **also, "shouldn't we call it Gek-O-Vision?"
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crumbum
about 7 hours ago
A highly sophisticated ambivalence.
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Julie Lavender Menace 🏳️⚧️
about 13 hours ago
An old high school sleeping injury has been coming back to haunt me.
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JSlow
about 9 hours ago
Big Harvey in his porch chair.
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Jason, ex Inferis
about 8 hours ago
I’m a single-issue voter and that issue is making it illegal to monetize eating in your car
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Norm
about 8 hours ago
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes."
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Spaceballs: Surrounded by assholes
YouTube video by PeetrW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sen8Tn8CBA4
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Used Robot Salesman
about 8 hours ago
Not sure what pre-nap or late nite wiki-clik got me to this one. But It has some history I never read about before. Is likely not to most interests, but "...achieved international fame for creating Jacqueline Kennedy's bouffant in 1961" is kinda' a thing.
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Mr. Kenneth - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Kenneth
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crumbum
about 8 hours ago
That’s okay— my weakness is often mistaken for kindness.
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After offending everybody at the saloon with your edgy bit about DJ's they'll put your head through the player piano. And that's the only way you'll be able to plug in your playlist
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karasocial relationship 💜
about 14 hours ago
naming mine C3PeeO
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CynicalTherapist
about 13 hours ago
You make me feel. You make me feel. You make me feel like a (rips entire face off to reveal a melting succubus) supernatural woman.
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NickNackPaddyWhack
about 13 hours ago
Rain on the plain
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;(
about 14 hours ago
There’s something very wholesome about seeing a group of women holding empty matcha cups. They’re out enjoying the summer day. They haven’t littered.
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sweetie π
about 13 hours ago
meets you at the airport naked under five cardigans
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