Oh my god

I reckon I could have kicked my way out of that Wicker Man

Get 'em, Mamdani!

James Connolly; socialist and leader of Irish Citizen Army murdered by firing squad on this day 1916 in Kilmainham Gaol while strapped to a chair.

Contracted the Setanta virus (killed a dog with a sliotar and now have seven pupils in each eyeball)

A recent favourite

Not quite on that level, but I keep thinking about it and giggling at inappropriate moments:

“pick a card any card” i say, fanning out some ham slices

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

I would vote for the bee

The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.

It's Dependence Day in the Kingdom of Loathing.

The sugar/bee subplot might be the most Simpsons thing that ever existed.

The ability for creators of all kinds to hone their craft on the dole instead of needing to come from money to get anywhere

He is majestic

oh uhm. youre on my house

I want to see a badger sooooo much

Ever since I read about that LLM that scored perfectly on radiology screening images WITHOUT SEEING THE ACTUAL IMAGES I'm pretty fucken sceptical

The world is becoming harsher for transgender people right now. Darkness stretches before and behind them, and the pain is growing. Their wish remains simple — to love who they love and live true to themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 This is why we must join hands and change the world with compassion.

Moving to the country?

Flashbacks to programming my 3210 to play the theme tune of Black Books with all 16th notes

"Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Yeow yeow yeow my father abandoned me

A 35 year old man. Look how young he is.

white house continues to downplay donald trumps arm meat kinda gooping off; “donald trump has at least 98% of his meat left,” communications director karoline leavitt said, “this is another fake news hoax”

Screw you Digital Dream Labs. You also owe me a butter robot.

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

The reverse Keith David

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

An Irish government that truly represented the Irish people would act on housing & the cost of living, boycott the games against Israel as well as trade in goods & services, impose proper regulations & tax on tech, invest in renewables & set the table for a border poll. They do none of this.

UK today

Join us in wishing a massive happy 100th birthday to the man who has inspired millions of people around the world to care about nature and look after our planet - the incredible Sir David Attenborough! 🎉

And bars make you pay to play there. And you can't make money from selling music. And and and

it clearly needs to be repeated that layoffs are a leadership failure, full stop.

@terrygodier.com I reeeeally loved your article about the old internet! I'm so so sick of AI crowbarred in everywhere, and the enshittification and capitalisation of everything tech related. I just bought my own server and I'm having a lot of fun (and frustration) learning how to host my own stuff.

This makes me happy

This is why they're the best

walking around in public with huge headphones on so nobody asks why i’m naked

Stay out of the skies!

...and yes, it was Serj pricing

System of a Down tickets were no less than 250 euro here in Berlin. Who do these promotors think we are? We're all being automated out of jobs over here.

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Nature is fucking metal (literally)

And they didn't call it the roast chicken crab? 🦀