well it depends on whether you think he's reachable and acting in good faith. the kirby tactic is for dealing with bad faith arguments by rejecting them entirely and focusing on the person who makes them, and what they're really trying to do for example:

Met a very optimistic racist earlier who told me Ireland is half full

We're at 80.37%. C'mon Ireland. France is at 307%!! Where's your competitive spirit. This petition is the queen of petitions, 👸. I know you've signed a lot already, but don't skip this one by. It's got clout! #JusticeForPalestine #Speirgorm

help me, soup season. you’re my only hope.

I genuinely don't think these CEOs realise that their employees are also their customers

this is the worst kind of grindcore

Narrator - "It was too late to fix it"

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

I would like to buy your cubes

Guy who has only witnessed Soft Percy’s tearful surrender to Grampwyn the Harmless, witnessing Soft Percy’s tearful surrender to Fiddlesticks the child knight: Getting a lot of ‘Soft Percy’s tearful surrender to Grampwyn the Harmless` vibes from this...

break up the guys too

Pleased to announce I've been hired to do the marketing for this campaign

or just fire one Bezos. into space

the suicide nets on your Chinese factories say different, Tim Apple

why do all "cool" teenagers on TV wear their hoodie off one shoulder? that would annoy me so much

oh god oh no that's too close

oh my god it's Garfield's birthday 🎂

it is the same playbook everywhere. “vote for us! we will make you great again by punishing the people you hate! do not pay attention to the fact that we’re also shoveling your money into the pockets of the uber wealthy and building a giant boot to step on your face too (preferably forever)”

as a person who worked with Apple professionally for over 20 years, I will never buy an Apple product again because of the lack of integrity Tim Cook has displayed. I’d rather never have a phone or computer again than buy anything that supports that guy.

Please spread this far and wide, as stories don't get much bigger than this. When the government blocks even the intelligence services from telling us we're heading for environmental catastrophe, you know we have a problem. A very big problem. Thank you. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

if you see something, say something

I tried to Google the militant group that just murdered people in Kenya and was met with this piece of disinfo, do better DuckDuckGo

ugh

The ritual of reading a newspaper upside down in public was not even noticed so it worked, we are now incognito to invisible people reading right side up newspapers

This hit so fucking hard today.

"I only enjoy working for an evil surveillance corporation when it's not surveilling Americans" is not something you should admit

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Muppet King Lear on Ice, you say

Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

hello little guy 🦖

US government rn

oh noooo a load of the most evil guys in the same place at the same time, I hope nothing bad happens to them

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Steve Ryan is a prick

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

They have discovered the Nac Mac Feegle revealer

I doubt if anyone respects me, but: 1. I've worked in AI on and off since 1985 2. I have a PhD 3. I used to manage an academic department of ~40 AI researchers 4. I've published ~100 articles on it This AI tech is a con. It's a play for corporations to steal industries, wealth, & governance.

oh my god oh my god hello little guys

Teams is a narc

a lot of AI advocates are this red guy

eat this fucker already, he's using cheat codes

I am literally unable to articulate the depth of contempt I hold the global elite in. They should be pulled from their private jets and paraded through the streets in the clown attire they so richly deserve. We live in an absolute hell world.

the beans are safe (for now)

Elon Musk is a white supremacist. Case closed.

me when i log on

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it