I'm vegetarian but I want to eat this guy so much

There are a lot of proposals for better systems, I think the best would be that after 120 minutes of play, the players on each team are progressively replaced by randomly-chosen spectators

Summon the weasel!

being on bluesky

i bet it feels so cool to be a slinky going down the stairs

The tracking software is called PostHog??? Which one of you did this

yee-meow

The shitty arch can't believe how bad Trump's state fair is.

Few people understand the scope of the powers UK governments have granted themselves, to criminalise us as terrorists for expressing an opinion. Fewer still understand how illiberal the Court of Appeal judgement is. But @davidallengreen.bsky.social does.🧵 www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th...

The tiny homunculi created by my alchemist neighbor are competing with each other to see who can eat the most raw onions, and they all despise onions. You'd think this might be an amusing sight, but I'm honestly worried about them. They're making themselves miserable.

WE GOT! A murder of crows flying gloriously in front of a nearly full Moon as they head off to roost for the night! I've been trying to get this for years, you really only get one chance a month Hell yeah nature! Go log off, set a meaningless personal goal, achieve it, then go do it again! Joy!!🪶

It's 2AM, it's 25 degrees. It's the combination - my brain is cooked what am I even talking about

Big week over at The Onion. — Thursday: InfoWars launches live at 8 p.m. ET on YouTube, Twitch and wherever you watch video. New handles and everything. Expect surprises. It is insane. — Friday: An entire history of the country, AMERICA: Birth of a Nation, airs at 8 p.m. ET on all Onion channels.

Controversial take perhaps, but I think you can install air-conditioning and shutdown data centers at the same time. maybe even steal all the air-conditioning units from the data centers and install them in public housing. Then run them off solar and battery while taxing the hyper rich to death

This is one job that robots can never take over

KARL: Rs are gonna make you the poster child for the D Party MAMDANI: Let them. We don't have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins. I won last year & over the course of the last 6 months what we've delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible.

Game over. It will NEVER get better than this. #WorldBollardAssociation

And how do I summon my 1.5 billion insects?

Happy 100th birthday, Mel Brooks! Here’s some great advice he gave me back he was a wee lad of 95. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Smash the fucking looms

For fifty years, fans, critics, and scholars have debated the meaning of the Eagles’ acclaimed 1976 recording “Hotel California.” Our new paper uses advanced AI analysis to finally reveal the hidden truth: it’s about what if there was a spooky hotel

I'm. Important

Using Luddite to mean anti-tech is repeating capitalist propaganda!

It's 37 degrees tomorrow. This butterfly is right.

Okay. Then block me.

Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours?

You

Seems sustainable. Only a couple of years and they'll be spending all the money in the world on AI.

dammit it me

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO @a24movies.bsky.social

Back on the other site, years ago, there was a thread about the most pretentious thing people had ever overheard. Someone said they witnessed a guy at an ice cream van asking for 'two Magna'.

Someone teach the German government how this works

I will continue to point this out so when it's happened and all the bros are like WTF - I will have been right. The more they use AI to do their work, the more the AI is being trained by AI. Without human input and creativity it feeds on itself, getting more and more detached from actual facts.

I'm tired and yet I'm stuck to the couch. But at least I defeated my bug enemies. For now...

“lets see the algae try to get past this!”

I have been working on this 17-hour exposure LRGB image of the Crescent Nebula (NGC 6888) since June 9. The Crescent Nebula formed from the collision of the fast stellar wind from a Wolf–Rayet star with the material cast off earlier in its red giant stage. Details in ALT. #astrophotography

Meeeeeee

They’re calling it the least comprehensible achievement of all time.

Pay musicians, not robots

Gwan the Albanians

ME

I have 321 tabs open on my phone. Is that a record?

YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

Help me the underground is loud and I'm scared

How many bands or venues got off the ground with posters like this? Fuck anyone who says they need to use AI cos they have no money or can't draw.

Someone actually crunched the numbers, and using GenAI can decrease reviews for indie game on Steam (a useful proxy stat for sales) by as much as *58%* 🤖

Me: Wow my first threesome Wife: It doesn't count Puppet: Why not?

“…the top 1% by wealth are responsible for about 40% of all “ownership”-based emissions – that is, the emissions produced by businesses and associated with privately owned financial and physical assets – which themselves make up 60% of global carbon output.” Tax them, & their carbon. #ClimateCrisis