The 7th stage of being invited to a wedding.

Come on, Vanilla Ice. Do the right thing. Think of your fan.

Simple solution to the publishing AI crisis. We just need a law saying any passage, quote, or other text produced by AI or with AI assistance must prominently include the words "Bleep blorp."

I can't do psychedelics dude sometimes I get freaked out by a font

This is just an invasion by any other name. In a just world, Israel would face the same treatment as Russia.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

[opening issue 146 of Build Your Own Ant Farm Magazine] another male drone. Neat!

I keep reading how Trump's mental enfeeblement makes him a danger to himself and others. We've had a lot of 'others'. Can we have a bit of 'himself'?

We will be leathery husks dragging our dying bodies across the endless desert that once was Earth and the media will still say we're 'basking' in 'glorious weather'.

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

I think hot weather is just fundamentally rude.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

The longer you look at this, the worse it gets

Oh, yay! Google is finally transforming Search from a list of links into that AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and interactive interfaces we’ve all been asking for.

Fallen down a Bobby Womack wiki hole

Met a weird little guy last night. Bezzle Bob, something like that? Wanged on about a great reckoning in which our greedy throats would be stuffed with the rancid offal and foul leavings of the lowliest beasts. Sounded rubbish to me but he was all excited so I said I was too and he got really mad?

ACAB includes The Famous Five

A dog's reaction to seeing a horse for the first time...😳😳

i was gonna write out a professionally worded warning about this as a security engineer but you know what if you think this is a good idea god bless

The only good thing in this stupid universe is the way Michael Stipe sings 'A way to shield the hated hEEEEEat' in Driver 8.

9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes

I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.

"This bill has no democratic legitimacy" my brother in Christ do you understand what a fucking Parliament does

My coping strategy: mentally replace 'AI' with 'the boss's 8 year-old nephew, Jimmy.' 'Let's speed this up using the boss's 8 year-old nephew, Jimmy.' 'As always with the boss's 8 year-old nephew, Jimmy, make sure you check twice.' 'Start again. The boss's 8 year-old nephew, Jimmy, fucked it up.'

Would be good if performers, musicians, writers, and other creative workers insisted on organisers not using genAI for advertising festivals, shows and events they're taking part in, in solidarity with visual artists, because it's absolutely everywhere at the moment. We need to stick together!

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

Being Irish, alternately looking west to America and east to Britain, is like being a spectator at a tennis match where both of the players are naked and drunk.

He looks like he’s been coaxed out of his shell by a lettuce leaf.

Me when I was 25, imagining being 55: ‘I’ll probably winter at my place in Antibes. Get away from the paparazzi for a while.’ Me actually being 55: ‘Ooh, Battlefield 6 Season 3 starts tomorrow. I hope there’s a new gun I like.’

There's a screenshot going around of authors admitting to AI use and one of them appears to write hardcore monsterfucking fics and this makes me sad. If you're not writing monsterfucking fics for the sheer, genuine love of the game then what the hell are we even doing here?

I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.

Níl aon WiFi mar do WiFi féin.

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.

Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

'ON NO ACCOUNT will you make fun of my pointy head.'

My least favourite type of post is ‘Oh, I see, last week you were all experts on [thing that was in the news then] and now you’re all experts on [thing that’s in the news now].’ I rarely see anyone pretending to be an expert on anything. Let people have their reactions, for Christ’s sake. Dicks.

"She never imagined the Met Gala would start being seen as a symbol of excess" is just an absolutely incredible line.

I get a lot of AI slop book marketing emails, but this is the first time I have ever been . . . mistaken for Jane Austen.

Of the five sitting Kerry TDs, four had fathers who were also politicians, and three have children who are now also politicians, and maybe that's not the best way to do democracy

‘Did you hear? Karen and Alan Dumpty had another baby boy. A giant egg, sadly.’ ‘Aw. Still, they must treat him no differently from little Stephen and Jason. Afford him every respect. What are they going to call him?’

My big hope for the final night at the Crucible is that someone’s phone goes off at a critical moment and their ringtone is Chas & Dave’s 1986 novelty hit Snooker Loopy.

I'll be saying an extra prayer tonight for Rudy Giuliani. Well, not so much 'for' as 'about'.

God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.

Is this a lot of times for an American President to publicly claim that he isn't a paedophile with dementia? Because it feels like a lot.

Ew.

A report by the Hope and Courage Collective, which works to build resilience in communities against rising far-right hate and disinformation, has found a widening gap between public attitudes and political discourse

Ha ha, ever get a lyric wrong? My special doctor just told me it's 'The girl with kaleidoscope eyes' and not 'All must burn in a great cleansing fire.'

ME: what are these red dots on my skin DR: those are bedbug bites ME: oh no what should i do DR: you need to sleep tighter