When I was a child my mother bought a hostess trolley. It looked insane in our cramped little house. But she'd spent the cash and insisted we use it all the time, bumping and scratching as we went. It was, in every way, a worse experience than just carrying stuff yourself. This is a post about AI.

You can also kill vampires by hoofing them in the spuds.

I do love a completely shit acronym.

Lady at the store briefly glanced at me and then started typing on her phone. Probably letting her friends and family know that she just saw a handsome guy acting normal

I bet the message Kash Patel fell for said something like 'Hello Kash, we are Iranian hackers. Click here to be Iranianly hacked.'

Oh, ye, thou really hast me now Thou hast me so I can't sleep at night Thou really hast me Thou really hast me Thou really hast me

oh my god

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Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

[creation of dads] god: (finishing touches) …and i’m done dads: hi done we’re dads god: *creates the adjustable thermostat*

Wow, that's a quality poster, that @kipconlon.bsky.social.

In accordance with our wishes, grandpa’s funeral was cheap.

After discovering skywriter charged by the word, I went with, “be wife y/n”

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

I'm good in a crisis. I wish I could swap that for being good just normally.

walton goggins looks like james marsden on a roller coaster

Trump's experience with Iran.

At least I get to repost the greatest headline the Independent has ever run.

My main goal in life is to never have enemies called 'the surface-dwellers'.

We should pick a day and all pretend Trump's dead so he gets to see what it'll be like.

I'm glad he said this. Now, no one can give you shit for celebrating when the wonderful event happens.

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

Yeah, I tried that Random Bullshit generator too. I got ‘Jay-Z launches AI-powered surfboard you can stream movies on’.

Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft

In a better universe the reporter would have said 'Well, a) you weren't president then, you senile tangerine ballsack, and b) the question was about informing ALLIES, you senile tangerine ballsack.'

Spring has sprung! I found it practically balmy this morning when I went out for my 10:30 cry.

Perfect

so much of this decade condensed into one tweet

Memories of one of my favourite post-St Patrick’s Day signs from a shop in Galway a few years ago.

The Metaverse is closing down. I hope you're all happy now. Look how sad or maybe disappointed or I suppose it could be angry Mark is.

Just say 'I'm a psychopath', Marc, this is taking forever.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

not right now, funk soul brother

Friend found an ad for this new dating app and am 98% confident this somehow counts as a hate crime on this, the feast week of our Lord and Saviour Saint Patrick

Took all four cats to the vets this evening and was trying to explain the interpersonal dynamics at play so said "She's sort of like the Raphael of the group..." and then had to explain the interpersonal dynamics of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

That time Ronnie Drew was nearly driven mad by a parrot in Dublin zoo

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

My new book The Truth About Ruby Cooper will be published tomorrow Thurs 12th March in Uk and Ireland. Please buy it or borrow it from your library for free. 😊

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

I specifically voted for Connolly to embarrass the government in exactly this way (by stating the obvious) www.rte.ie/news/2026/03...

okay yes I read the invite but this is my wedding hoodie

Mentally preparing myself for the spectacle of Americans who didn't care about any of it up to now suddenly turning on Trump because their personal petrol got more expensive.

Attacks leave dead vs killed

The President of the United States is a warmonger and a tyrant. Ireland, the EU and the UN need to hold him to account. There may be economic impacts, but it is vital that we stand behind international law at every turn.

Imagine having missed the Golden Age of The Simpsons and thus having a normal brain. Imagine being able to hear someone saying ‘chowder’ and not having to go ‘CHOWDAH. SAY IT RIGHT.’

it's sad the the 'before' picture is so commonplace (and so accepted as normal) in ireland if they were displayed the other way around, you would think something cataclysmic had happened