TGIF

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read this and remember that once this is all over there will need to be punishment for the people who perpetrated it

i wasn’t expecting trumpist austerity to feel so… british?

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a friend of mine posted on facebook asking for perspectives from jewish new yorker friends who are worried about zohran mamdani and facebook certainly delivered. i don’t really know how you can even get to agreeing on first principles with someone like this

Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as Hot Chick Heaven

i would be very interested in talking on a podcast in detail about why this article is bullshit

hold me closer tiny goku

at this point there’s no way this game ships as anything other than a buggy inchoate mess right? assuming it ever manages to ship at all?

hairline holding on for dear life lmao

the way google keeps trying to push gemini features on its userbase is just crazy. nobody wants this shit! if they did, they’d be using it!

what a photo

Once you start thinking of AI as a war on humanity, on human thought, on human inquiry, on human labor, on nuance and critical thinking, it slots in pretty seamlessly with the right wing ideological project, oligarchical political projects, big tech's political projects, etc

struck by how closely this bullshit statement from the ice goons who abducted a daycare worker in front of children resembles press statements from the IDF

nypd is posted up at the corner of central park west and 90th flyering cyclists with these. great use of city resources

i don’t think i have strong enough words for how strongly i feel about the way this spits on the history of both the ADL and jewish activism more broadly

this is helpful. otherwise people might not know what it is

i’ve been obsessed with this guy for weeks now. he has one song that he posts over and over again where he pledges his loyalty to his darling C while the screen flashes a series of numbers. it is one of the worst things i’ve ever heard and i cannot stop singing it to myself

i agree with this, but i have more implicit trust in an actual immigrant with socialist bona fides than a billionaire heir who talks the talk on liberal values. ultimately we'll see what he's made of in january

When all the excitement has settled and these events are remembered by future generations, historians will recognize the real hero of the moment: Mayor Pete for knowing what day election day is, and for letting us know about the calendar.

i want to believe that my presence brings real joy into other people’s lives but it’s hard. this year i am at least trying and so far it has been bearing fruit. but then i hit the wall of an Anxiety Week and it all falls apart again, at least temporarily. who can relate

the joke of june sternbach (rude)

one of my favorite things about mamdani’s speech was reminding everyone the three key planks of the campaign: free buses, rent freeze on stabilized units, universal childcare. these aren’t things he can do unilaterally and he knows that he’ll be judged on whether he can execute on those promises

a really key point here. Cuomo's attempt at gutter Islamophobic race baiting failed because Dem voter opinion on Israel-Palestine has shifted more than 70 points since 2023, and he somehow didn't notice prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...

they’re not gonna cool it with this shit either. you’re gonna be hearing so much from trump voters in midwood about how mamdani Doesn’t Speak For The Jewish People Of New York or whatever over the next few weeks. it won’t work but it will be deeply annoying

cuomo went out still failing to pronounce zohran’s last name correctly. mamdani owes him nothing, and neither does new york

this shit isn’t gonna wash anymore

Being a New Yorker rules I’ll just say

anyone know what the song was that played zohran out? that was sick

a better world really is possible. not later somewhere, but here and right now

i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold

confused about this map. i was told that zohran’s support was just among wealthy and upwardly mobile white people and that he’d never be able to break cuomo’s hold on ethnic minorities in nyc

he didn’t even say mamdani’s name right. fucking piece of shit

well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy

so it’s now been an hour since all the major network calls. where the hell is andrew cuomo

ok now i’m feeling it

zohran’s gonna break 50% so even that arg isn’t gonna wash

the call is in from @hellgatenyc.com

shit yeah

I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

[Exit Clown.]

christian music is so rancid

i think i’m feeling the microplastics in my blood/brain barrier tonight

on some level it’s rose tinted nostalgia glasses for sure but getting universal pre-k up and running was a genuine achievement. still a better mayor than bloomberg or adams

they’re selling dollars for 94 cents over on polymarket rn. it should be 99 cents but there’s some weird arbitrage going on

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground. "That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks. "It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

There‘s often a conflation with what Black activists have expressed legitimately about certain issues within their individual communities and what Democrats say in general. It’s a dog whistle, frankly.

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