I, Cool Voltaire, being of sound mind and body, do hereby announce that I am officially a Gaylor. My views and opinions fully represent the views and opinions of The Worst of all Possible Worlds, its hosts and any subsidiaries, so help me God.

What the fuck do you mean "Novacom"

we love what we do and we love who we are. we're dobus voltaire

6. BLOOD WORK is a podcast about the economy of violence. i went on to talk about 24, one of my favorite pieces of bad 2000s pop culture. we had a fantastic and wide-ranging discussion about seasons 1 and 2 and how the narratives are reflected in our current moment. bauerheads rejoice!

There's a bit in the back half of this episode where @raxkingisdead.bsky.social considers opening a horny barbershop that caters only to bald/balding men

Hello. My name is John Titor. Don't ask me about the future. I only need to source a computer system with a working graphics processor that isn't dependent on any LLM systems to function.

It's Toriyama Tuesday

A.J.'s Year of the Corner

SoCal Worsties, go check out A.J.'s new play in two weeks at @roadtheatre.bsky.social and tell them Cool Voltaire sent ya (they will have no idea what this means)

This week: @raxkingisdead.bsky.social go out into nature and see how long they can survive. Or they stay home and watch the History Channel's harrowing reality show ALONE. See you Wednesday

someone should put me in a video game. i'm cool voltaire

the arguing season is almost over

if twoapw did a video podcast it would be called videwoapw

It's Disneybruary

TWOAPW #227: SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS This episode is half sbout this movie, and half about the history of animation. Walt Disney put the world's largest team of animators through 3 years of hell to make his first feature. How did he get to that point, and what were the consequences?

Colton Burpo who can Recall his Past Lives

Plugged In still hasn't reviewed Melania

THIS WEEK: we're talking about a weird little dude named Walt Disney, and the time he bet the farm on his first animated feature

Oh hey grandma got you a haunted trading card from that radio show you like

New Fancy Movie Time with Brian and A.J. where the Fancy Lads gab about Federico Fellini's surreal meditation on the difficulties of making art and how many women want to bang him: 8 1/2.

wake up man. i think you had one too many PBRs and blacked out here in the bathroom. bartender wanted me to come and check in with you. yeah, the song playing…. elon musk? the tesla guy? no dude this is grimes. i heard it at american apparel and had to put it on the jukebox. are you ok?

scrub daddy has gone too far and needs to be in jail @worstpossible.world

Kindom Hrat

I had soooooo much fun on TWOAPW getting to talk about the best and worst game in the world

Now I just want a riff on Odyssey where all of Whit's folksy wisdom is rooted Gnosticism "Oh, I certainly wish our creator was as benevolent as you've been led to believe, Eugene, but he's a mere pretender to the true glory of the Monad! He's what's keeping us bound to this sinful material plane!"

I’m currently listening to this and all I’m learning is that former emos and theatre kids love the boy with the big ass key. Highly recommend.

Kindom Hrat

it's the pig

Everything goes back to Odyssey. Everything

Check it out

new episode of kill the computer where we talk about the MELANIA movie and we go in depth with our theater and crowd experiences

This is the best fanbase on earth

Forget "are games art" let's ask the more important question "are games horrible"

"Go to a doctor!!!" - @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world to me, several times while recording this episode.

I can’t wait to finally find out why the boy is carrying that big ass key.

twoapw + @lucyxiv.boontavista.com talking kingdom hearts. this wednesday. are you excited?

sometimes podcasting will take you to very dark places, Traverse Town for instance (incoming @worstpossible.world guest spot)

3. BATTING AROUND is a podcast (loosely) about baseball. i went on to talk about the mets offseason, the yankees bellinger acquisition, and the tarik skubal sweepstakes. and then we mostly ended up talking about melania trump and jeffrey epstein. i had a blast; go check it out

love the @worstpossible.world boys, they're always super insightful

@worstpossible.world Cool VOLTaire⚡️

diddy drop rap (2026 remaster)

Damn who would have thought that Dr. Oz, an Armenian Genocide denier, would immediately start targeting Armenians once he was given a slice of power.

Trading Pork Belly futures in a straight line.

THIS WEEK @donoteat.bsky.social came over just before the blizzard and we chatted about the John Landis neo-screwball TRADING PLACES. We will finally answer the question that America has asked for 40 years: What is a pork belly future?

Focus on the family has been buying more ads and doing engagement bait over on Twitter as part of an aggressive new campaign for Adventures in Odyssey. Here's the type of person they're working to reach

I finished this piece back in the fall and haven't posted it because I've been struggling to get a picture that does it justice but I'm tired of trying so hopefully the close-ups do the colors justice 😅 It's inspired by the @worstpossible.world "Whit's Endless Summer" sub-series interstitials

this is so me when i'm getting dominated by the dark king