I cannot believe I’m watching the Philadelphia flyers dominate in the playoffs. god has seen my decade of suffering and thrown me a bone. I have been Job’d and come out on top

I love hockey so much

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

I could punch through a wall right now

I love you dan vladar I will die for my country dan vladar

pacing around my house with the cortisol levels of someone being chased by a bear! good morning!

just came across an AI video of robby & Abbott kissing and hey I think it might be time we dial it back a bit. maybe reconnect with nature

I slept properly on my 15 hour flight home and I’ve never felt so powerful. I can’t believe some people just live like this

there’s a fancy euro bartender in the AA lounge and I’m being very quiet but I can tell he knows I’ve had like 9 drinks. What are you gonna do about it bud. Another ranch water please

O’Hare TSA guy told me it’s a special metal detector that will shock anyone wearing a Philly eagles sweatshirt and honestly that’s a good bit. we’re havin fun out here

‘how are you’ well im watching Nic deslauriers play on the canes in Philly so

been dating an offline Chicago guy and it rules. He doesn’t know what the fuck I’m talking about all the time. i like his normie ass

Americans be like ‘hi welcome in’

ordering every single item ‘wet’ in Chicago as a bit

I am going to beat Dr Michael robinavitch’s ass

god I need to leave Chicago I can’t keep drinking like this

wandering around the house muttering “Whew… Tough day…” and “Sure could go for a cold one right now…” or “Ugh… So thirsty…” until the player controlling me lets me reach into my inventory for a beer

I got stuck in Chicago an extra week with a sinus infection but it’s okay because I’ve come to realise this is the ideal experience. this is the peak of human innovation. I can’t be sad with this in front of me

I bet droplet of water hits so hard if you’re an ant

still the best post on bsky

we’ve been in a Try Guys Ned Fulmer hole and among the funniest parts is this

of course we hate a ceo but losing your job for refusing to learn French is insanely funny and also valid

are we gonna talk about this little sicko

seeing Elijah Wood content all over my feed is such a delight. what a king

most vindicated. this little bitch

they killed Sora? okay but what is to be done about roxas 🤣🤣🤣I’m lonely

do you think ken jennings and brad rutter ever explored each others bodies

my boy alan ritchson ain’t do nothing wrong

WET BEEF WET BEEF WET BEEF WET BEEF

honestly this guy is low key cooking

I’ve simultaneously had the loveliest time in the Bay Area and met so many wonderful leftist people and then overheard the worst most soulless tech conversations I’ve ever heard in my life

goin to see my favourite band in the world play my favourite album and I only had to fly 14 hours to do it

dystopian images

I cannot tell you how absolutely dogshit cybertrucks look up close

sometimes it’s okay to have American friends if they’re @mikeisaac.bsky.social

call me homegrown simpsons pornography the way I be riding BART

okay everything else is pretty bad yes, but the readily available breakfast burrito is a true piece of American excellence

is it legal to kick a Waymo

Americans be like ‘I’ll do a coffee’

absolutely insane - I’m at the airport and it’s everyone here’s first day on earth!

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

I can’t stop watching this awful slop. his son is gay and his daughter is a tramp and his wife is fucking Abe Lincoln

knowledgemogged some triviacucks tonight

just saw a goth girl on the ferry with a tattoo of the jollibee. if this is you: slay

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more like Dr Michael BeinaBitch at this point

I love getting on the Overwatch chat posting some shit like ‘yall fed me that round. I ate’

sometimes I hate watch some weird freaks on instagram reels for so long I genuinely start to love them. I think that’s also my appeal