they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

so fucking SICK of stores selling Sanrio products leaving out my boy Hangyodon. Pompompurin I’ll kill you. Pochacco are you fucking kidding me with this shit. I know how to make mustard gas

I don’t think any piece of AI has made me as mad as this image that just came into my feed

Listen to @bloodwork.show

went to the opera house for Mitski on the weekend and wore something other than a Goku jacket for once

Is there anything better than coming home after 4-7 beers with your beautiful friends, logging onto overwatch and getting absolutely bodied and crushed to the point you feel like Shinji Ikari

sometimes I think I’ve grown out of poverty brain but today I consumed so much food in airline lounges that it was genuinely unhinged. I need a handler

I’m autismmogging everyone in the airport lounge rn [taking pics of planes taking off while watching JoJo’s]

having a podcast is fun because one day you talk shit into a microphone for an hour while in a blacked out haze, and then two weeks later, you get 100 comments online about how you fucked up by not knowing a character from The Andy Griffith Show (1960-1968)

god I’m soooooo excited to check this place out when I need to piss

today is my one year Brisbane-versary, one of the best decisions I’ve ever made in my life, I’ve had more fun and incredible things happen in the past year than I thought was possible at this point, what a city

every pub in Sydney is called ‘scruffy murphys’ and has 80 pokie machines and one bar

walking around the supermarket muttering to myself ‘the stand user could be anyone’

Jesse and I added another Jesse to the mix this week and @jessefarrar.com very graciously watched an ATROCIOUS episode of the Good Doctor with us for Savant Garde www.patreon.com/posts/159507...

I’ve been in a horrible mood for 2 days but I just stole a whole ass rotisserie chicken and I feel immediately great. life is so beautiful

took a Xanax and slept 9 hours and now I feel extremely low on HP. does anyone have any consumables or perhaps an elixir of vitality to spare

if you’re built like this call me

get your TICKETS it’s gonna get CRAZY you know it’s gonna get CRAZY in there

love those tiktoks that are like ‘my toxic trait is always believing there’s room for gelato!’ like mine are substance abuse and wishing genuine pain upon others but go off babe

I would punt grogu directly into a brick wall

BOONTA VISTA: LIVE FROM SPACESHIP EARTH hey come back to the Brisbane Polish Club with @boontavista.com, June 13th 2026! get your tickets at boontavista.com/live

do NOT consume weed guys, one day you’ll say you’re not into anime and the next you’ll be texting your best friend ‘Joseph Joestar is by far the most fuckable JoJo’

just saw the license plate OB4MA right here in Brisbane

incredible news, I found a way out that’s not through?? I’m not sharing it though

can the zoomers go back to being sex negative instead of saying ‘cracked’ ‘got cracked’ utterly repulsive stuff

I’m starting to think this place has the juice

Jesse’s post got me seeing an unironic ‘sweet summer child’ AND a ‘yall the straights aren’t okay’ out in the wild. beautiful morning

It Was All Kicking Off A short radio drama written by me featuring @gregk.co.uk and @lucyxiv.boontavista.com for @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social Listen at the link below: 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/25bl...

the stats they throw into the playoff broadcasts be like ‘this is the first time a Canadian under 22 has scored a short-handed goal in the first 8 minutes of the third period since 1992’

you ever have the kind of week that’s got you googling ‘current astrological transits’

Jk rowling naming an australian character

had no idea you could jack yourself off to death and die from going hog wild on that nasty little worm. rest in peace Rudy

a guy at the bar behind me is talking to his friends about the Franklin expedition

damn right!

I’ll post about something other than hockey now maybe

the Philadelphia Flyers are advancing :) can’t believe this is my life

this game is taking years off my life

I cannot believe I’m watching the Philadelphia flyers dominate in the playoffs. god has seen my decade of suffering and thrown me a bone. I have been Job’d and come out on top

I love hockey so much

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

I could punch through a wall right now

I love you dan vladar I will die for my country dan vladar

pacing around my house with the cortisol levels of someone being chased by a bear! good morning!

just came across an AI video of robby & Abbott kissing and hey I think it might be time we dial it back a bit. maybe reconnect with nature

I slept properly on my 15 hour flight home and I’ve never felt so powerful. I can’t believe some people just live like this

there’s a fancy euro bartender in the AA lounge and I’m being very quiet but I can tell he knows I’ve had like 9 drinks. What are you gonna do about it bud. Another ranch water please

O’Hare TSA guy told me it’s a special metal detector that will shock anyone wearing a Philly eagles sweatshirt and honestly that’s a good bit. we’re havin fun out here

‘how are you’ well im watching Nic deslauriers play on the canes in Philly so

Americans be like ‘hi welcome in’