I love counting down the days and being so excited that hockey is back, a thing that makes me constantly unhappy and pissed off ❤️

Yes, killing people is generally bad. But I have no room in my heart to feel sadness for a man who made a very conscious choice to spend his entire adult life profiting from sowing division, fear and hatred, gleefully putting a target on the back of vulnerable minorities every time he spoke. Sorry!

many have been requesting the photo of me from the fashion show. here it is

I just saw a real life COVFEFE license plate in Brisbane Australia

now in the pocket of Big Queensland

phone just brought up a 6 year old memory of a Raising Canes combo and it’s ruined my day. what if we never get to travel to the US again

It honestly does rule how much we revere a guy who died jerking off

Thirsty Merc robbed. have a good Saturday homies

I swear to god if I’m about to hear some tame impala flume shit

nosebleed section is an absolute banger sorry to say it

Man millennials voted for all this huh. this is for us

thunderstruck fucking sucks. except for underrated 2004 film Thunderstruck starring Stephen curry and Sam worthington

he should have sang this life well it’s slipping right through Two Hands. like the film

not a single one of these has been Captain [Million Miles an Hour] ?

I’ve got nothing to post anymore. lost the posting urge. I moved to Brisbane btw and I’ve been eating a lot of gyg

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked grok” ok well I asked the demon Belial and he told me to Darken the Streets, then wander forth flown with insolence and wine??

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

for all who celebrate

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

I’m in Tokyo and made one significantly important purchase

I’m in a hostel in Tokyo and I just walked into the bathroom and an older Japanese woman was washing a whole cabbage in the sink

can’t think about anything anymore except Diego Luna saying ‘I like the texture of yabba’

begging some of you to get a fucking grip lmao

Thank you to all of our beautiful listeners who came out to the Brisbane Polish Club and continued listening in person! Also the Polish Club was happy that you bought all of their beer 🍻

tonight!!! see u there!!

To all Brisbanites and people willing to travel to Brisbane: Boonta Vista Episode 400 LIVE at the Brisbane Polish Club boontavista.com/live

For me, this was an all time moment in podcasting. youtu.be/4CrH3BsccpU?... @boontavista.com

what’s up bluesky. dyed my hair to spend the entire weekend watching Reacher

after everyone has been telling me to watch Reacher constantly I am watching Reacher. I love Reacher so much

Jesus Christ they made a worse rupi kaur

come hang and see us live at the polish club! stick around for a drink after! it’ll be sick as hell

I've been dying laughing listening to @lucyxiv.boontavista.com and @jesseblack.bsky.social's Savant Garde. If you're aware of Monk and The Good Doctor start at Episode 4: Autistic Rizz" to catch the vibe, but no background needed really it is funny and also good. #Playpril pca.st/podcast/5e3d...

you canNOT be sounding like that and talking shit man

had a great time this week

some all time bag fumbling going on

beautiful orange moon from a beautiful big ol plane. while I was drinking a beautiful big ol Shiraz

stop romanticising the grind and start normalising whatever this is

booked a remedial massage tomorrow for my agonies and I know he’s gonna tell me to stop going on the computer. but here’s the thing buddy I don’t know how to do that

at the airport at 4.50am which is such an unholy hour that the airport security guy told me to ‘enjoy your day 🙂’ what the honest to god fuck. Can he say that

just heard a white mum at the airport pronounce quesadilla in a way that has truly shaken me. kessadilla

In September they wanted to send Joe Brandon to the Hague because a Denny's Grand Slam was going to cost an extra dollar and now right wing influencers are like "the pursuit of filthy lucre will never make you happy"

8.12am absolutely too early for the airport bar to be blasting Ed Sheeran shivers

what the ideal post-show hangover looks like

just learnt that if you’re hungover you can go to the pub alone and get a chicken parmigiana and a large Coke zero for lunch. the cops can’t actually stop you