(noir detective voiceover) And if her body was keeping the score, well, let's just call it Fifteen Love.

BIG BAD WOLF no.5 OOAK handmade art doll #artdoll

learning to perfectly mimic the scratchy guitar breakdown from 'Creep by Radiohead' the same way a skinwalker might learn to copy a baby's cry

I've decided to start making vertical video content

Men Do Protect You Again! Yippie!! Yahoo !

did they ever port Doom to the Twine engine

3 YEAR HRT 30+ TRANSFEM WHO STILL IS INSECURE ENOUGH TO ONLY HANG WITH POST-PANDEMIC GIRLIES: Heh, lemme guess? First time boofing prog? NATURALLY ANDROGYNOUS 22YO FEMBOY FURRY WHO IS QUICKLY FINDING OUT THAT ‘MOLLY’ HE TOOK IS MOSTLY A BATH SALTS ANALOGUE: Can you tell me where the rave mother went

Your boss doesn't want you talking about your pay because it gives him a weaker position for negotiating casting couch benefits.

fuck man I hope I don't get the Bumbling Henchman as my Secret Santa. last year he got a cartoon bomb with a lit fuse for Jeffrey, the little nerd guy from Evil Accounting? like the last person on this team you'd think would want a bomb for christmas. he wants like, Pokemon cards or some shit.

New release: C.I.T.Y. 2000 (1993 - DOS) - https://www.myabandonware.com/game/c-i-t-y-2000-z2r #abandonware

Extremely funny feature of the Lunacid prequel is that not only do you have to do a bunch of tinkering for it to function because of it being made in the long outdated FromSoft Kings Field game maker engine but also due to that whenever you die the game automatically closes out

SEXY DATE: What would you say if I told you I wasn’t wearing any panties underneath this dress? GUY WHO MISINTERPRETS AROUSAL AS ANGER: That really pisses me off.

Idunno who needs to hear this but

Not only is this game an absolute trip, but its OST (much like Drakengard's) is a rite of passage. Enjoy its unbridled insanity :) youtu.be/UgJbPYDVgwM?...

lmao dasha got vibe shifted

imagining a hyperpop musician doing an “addressing the allegations” video but they’re still doing the post-production autotuned pitch shift voice the entire time

Banjo-Tooie Ending E

don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial

learning about the 70s gay penis cult

Bugonia? There better not be. I hate incest crawling on me 😡

Crowd-killing at the jug band hootenanny

Shit! I can't fucking do that-- I don't have enough goddamn MOVEMENT CRYSTALS. Maybe I should visit the ITEM SHOP-- I heard they can sell me [10] MOVEMENT CRYSTALS for [USD$1.99].

i’ll even take remote gigs, i’ll do socal media for you, i can write a mean press release, i’ll do whatever work you’ve got for me. [email protected]

Total Bill Clinton exoneration amongst the caucus of people who think Jeffrey Epstein speaks under “two truths and a lie” rules

Nancy Mace Knew btw

lowkey obsessed how this goes from (correctly) considering the historic construction of "homosexual" (while completely foregoing that its construction necessitated, and was necessitated BY, the construction of "heterosexual") & the desexed Obama era to pure m2m alliance cockrub warriors pathology

here at the Paper of Record, when an open white supremacist leaks someone's college application in an attempt to imply he got unfair race-based special treatment, even though he was rejected, we know what to do: publish it immediately prospect.org/2025/07/09/2...

print ad, promotional display (1989) archive.org/details/1989...

most deviously targeted part of this is the millennial transfem is clearly getting her ass carried in cuphead by her quirked up ambiguously transitioned furry artist phenotype partner. i know their redmond rambler smells like potpourri & they "just dont really feel like going out much these days"

BREAKING: Josh Fetterman has killed himself. No funeral.

my dream life is getting into the Scorn Sucktron 5000 machine and play bejeweled 3 and everytime i get a combo the machine starts pumpin me

sink

They’re building a panopticon for exhibitionism fetishists

On my exploring bullshit

extremely lol and incredibly lmao

Getting overserved at the QFC Q20 Pub House and blowing my car 60MPH through a station wagon’s family of 5 in the parking lot

Kind of amazing how much they protected him even before he got the nomination - their commitment to “objectivity “ that masks their cowardice to accurately describe the GOP being applied after he became the standard bearer makes sense, but why before unless they just really like him

She got the baggy swamp ass And the gooch with the fur The whole club was stinking That’s her!

Virgin² // Fairy Dust // PC-98

always bet on the rabbit hole going deeper

soft lolling that there was a bunch of people like last week on here saying that "conspiracy theories" about epstein having insane connections & having to be some sort of asset are anti-semitic

How many angry emails do you think are going around the Capitol right now about not being included on the BCC

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

from: Jeffery Epstein <[email protected]> to: Donald Trump <[email protected]> bcc: Ghislaine Maxwell <[email protected]>, [email protected]> subj: RE:re:my sex crimes this 1's easy....... won t be able to find a single "child" i "molested".... if their all adults now

8 hours left to support a genuinely exciting, transgressive indie film! do it do it :3

pretty crazy this website won't let you threaten to shoot people with a gun but they will completely dismiss you when you raise the concern of daddy's cock transforming into a huge and wide tentacle, which we all know is ready for your deepest pleasures!