He’s right. Biden still owes me $1200.

lmao

I just believe if you’re going to use as a moment of brand leverage a monumental blow to the legal case for trans equality that does not effect you specifically you should at least be judged on whether you can clear the low bar set by the Burger King Proud Whopper

housing market is fucked anything helppppsss

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mitch mcconnell's body straining against the gurney tryna eject his soul like an opiate fecaloma

fml boss just came up to me and said they need me on mold cavern duty tomorrow ugggggghhh i need a new job but this economy suuuuuckkssss

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(slyly & mysteriously) Truly.. monsters make men of us all..

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adore the contextual storytelling elements 'Stupid Twink' has been placing in her ongoing comic lately, really gives that umami flavor to the yuri body horror waking nightmare vibes of the strip (sincere + positive)

I'm putting these 4 pieces up for sale for anybody interested, shoot me a DM to purchase!🌈🐇 First is colored pencil and the other 3 are watercolors. Paw for scale✨

Investment accounts owned by President Trump engaged in more than 300 previously undisclosed stock purchases on April 8, 2025, one day before his surprise announcement that he would pause a number of his “Liberation Day” tariffs, his financial disclosure report says.

I may not like your reply, but I will die for your right to leave it

Celebrating the day the only way I know how, by showing you the intro for Pachinko 365 Nichi on Nintendo 64. By your pals at Seta, who also did shōgi and mahjong games. You know, the classics. And Tetris 64, the one with the biosensor that you stick on your ear 🤷‍♂️ #gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮

Trump died ????

Has anybody ever asked if Matt Stone and Trey Parker fucked? I feel like if they did they wouldn’t deny it. It would be less gay than the amount of musical numbers they keep doing.

Make sure you're doing something memorable in an hour so you'll always have an interesting story when people ask "where were you when you heard about the 250 firecracker extinction event"

I swear, ever since I started estrogen I’ve been completely unable to drive. I couldn’t before either.

Anyone know if this new protein drink at Kroger’s is good for gains y/n ?

Telling my least favorite coworker they tested quantum suicide in the new Jackass movie and it worked

transsexuals will go on a 1st date with a person and things will be going well until they casually mention they’re a he/they or she/they and the trans’ll go home and start posting stuff like “we need to normalize being cis” and “whatever happened to gatekeeping”

A lot of trans people could save themselves time borrowing weird rightoid frameworks about sinister academia transgenderism for all by just being rude back at the she/they undercut who negged you last night

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what happened here. where am i. why did i make this

It's fascinating how "the transes went too far" is a kind of floating timeline thing, always placed in the relatively recent past. e.g. Helen Lewis here dating the "over-reach" to after Bostock (June 2020). But she was already decrying the "imperial over-reach of... trans activists" in Jan 2019.

grabbing my limited edition Argentina red milk while I can and mixing it with my 250 Patriot Milk and my Netherlands pecan milk to make sarin gas(?)

My video game webcomic isn't afraid to imagine the relationship between Mario and Sonic evolving beyond Olympian competitors. Perhaps they can "face off" against each other in a court of law, or some sort of ribald satire of courtship? Could Mario and Sonic be lovers, in an ironic homosexuality?

Uh. Yeah man I can tell

(watching random modern episode of Simpsons in break room) FLANDERS: Well gosh, of course me and the new new NEW Missus believe in tradwife living! Us God-fearing wackjobs can’t get enough of it. MARGE: But you’re trans now! SPECIAL GUEST TYLER BLEVINS: Uh, I think they call it “trooning out”, Marge

"Hehehe.. loooks like you're magically set to become my sweaty stinky well worn socks for eternity, hero-boy!! Hope you enjoy the rank masculine odor of my rough sweaty male feetpaws! For Legal Intents & Purposes I Must Also Reiterate That This was Consensually Negotiated Prior to the Witch's Curse"

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that's the entirety of his idea

Forgot to report back that we totally went and played this, and it fucking rules. Please accept this humble tribute by way of thanks. 🫡

Vague sense of unease as you hover over the trending topic “They Got Out”

We don't live in a true democracy until we the people have the collective ability to materialize the President stroking out live on television

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babe wake up! its time to post your #LastFourWatched

I was not kidding

Carrying around my comfort copy of Fire Walk with Me on VHS like the kids who have mlp plushes or pokemon or the Hazbin keychains or whatever