Seattle needs more porches….. #faaaacts

If you meet the Buddha in the road the bitch fell off !

Video games should add a motion sickness status effect like being poisoned or a child killer

If you’re unsure about the cosmetic bio effects you should approach HRT as an antidepressant & it’ll probably help clarify #lifehack #liveforever #gemini

Hey man you going to go see the Benjamin Button show later tonight? This might be his last tour, he’s getting really young these days.

(James Sunderland if he smoked weed) they call this silent hill but I’m smoking loud as fuck

I have a “group chat” for mufo anthropomorphic enthusiasts who will be at Furlandia and wish to discuss “hanging out” and other such plans

Yeah I got hantavirus. Hant me A nother beer lol (getting into my car spilling bottles everywhere) and I’m also a super spreader ,

from Return Fire 2 (1998) www.mobygames.com/game/3246/re...

Getting an Evil-Doer fanwiki entry and they list my occupation as “Beloved Poster” and my goals as “Post good (failed)”

David Lynch: Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film. Interviewer: Elaborate on that. David Lynch: evil baby

Thanks for listening, my presentation is now over, my human life is also over #TFTuesday #transfur

you need computer that runs emulators and indie games. you do not need computer that runs the latest shooter.

Its done! Read it in full now 🐶💜

This character action rpg duology has a narrative on par with Nier Automata and combat on par with Bayonetta, yet was miraculously built by a tiny team on a microscopic budget. Both are must-play imo. They're some of my biggest inspirations for FERAL BLOOD DOLL

Woman next to me on the bus saw me tweet this and immediately got up. Fairs

HUMANITY IS A LOLCOW

boss is cross training me into kenjutsu so when the thrift store inevitably liquidates I can help her commit seppuku. she says I have to chop off her head

my me 🐾🦴🎀

Anthony Hurd (American, b.1975) "You Have This Hold Over Me," 2025 Acrylic on wood 24 x 30 in #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Hii hello LGBs and TQs… because… you’re TOO CUTE s hehe um so unfortuneinuely uh… last nights gamer drag show, Slayyy the Spire, the one I have been… advertising on here for what feels like , iunno 100 years or whatev, um, didn’t “perform to expectations” and like… they’re liquidating the whole bar

June is approaching... I will draw your character in a gay saw trap for money

Bleaching my hair before work, walking around doing the Mark Hamill Joker voice, “it’s true what they say, Bat-Man, YOUU can’t HELP being a Gemini!”

Kind of impressed by the James Bond 007 Gameboy game’s ability to go from atonal midi facsimile of the iconic film music to insanely racist that fast

90s comedians had me steeling my nerves prepared to listen to a lot more intolerable Elevator Muzak than I actually have

i think if you identify as a bottom you should have to go around and introduce yourself to your neighbors every time you move

good album ezmehfw.bandcamp.com/album/que-ch...

lol pencilcels are seething at the latest techbro AI advancements... its "animation is cinema" until StableCloud's Harambe app recreates all of Kiki's Delivery Service with my hung Gruntilda OC in less keystrokes than it takes to post this (more time for another kinda " strokes " ksksksks #iykyk)

Yeah we haven't really moved past "the curtains are blue" literary analysis, we've just moved to "the curtains should have been red, actually"

Obsession is a movie about the untold danger of work friends

night smoke

(crushed and mangled against steering wheel bleeding out dying last breath exhaled) At least I didn’t sit downwind of a smelly guy on the bus tho

When you gotta take them back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass

They made FDR sit down for all his speeches to hide the fact that he was always rocking a raging stiffy

We’re living in a world where you can just pitch full length adaptations of Simpsons A-plots

Movie theater prerolls gotten so bad tell me how we’re five minutes past showtime start and you’re showing me eczema commercials

😷I've got a numbness going up and down my arm and a chest tightness and I've been coughing this real thick nasty blood and 👨‍⚕️☝️ one sec 👨‍⚕️🤳 "good dick will have you reenacting the possession subway scene in the breakroom" 👏👨‍⚕️ Alright let's get that lung removed or whatever, serve

thats so sad alexa play the song that ends the earth

Nowadays the Nutty Putty Cave guy would be scrambling to release a podcast before his fifteen minutes were up

good album mwpd.bandcamp.com/album/post-r...

We NEED to talk about how some in the horse community will straight not drink the water you lead them to ????? EDIT: I said some. SOME. If this doesn’t apply to you well I would lead you to the answer but something tells me wouldn’t accept that either 🙄

stupid horse i just filed for divorce

when the shop theme hits >>>>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3IU...