Feels like nobody mentions the fact that there’s a vampire in Marty Supreme

Clean your Pibble

Trump died ????

They/she is annoying for an amazing reason

Shouts to the dykes holding down the entire bathroom corner for sexy photo shoots and hookups I need to piss so bad but honestly. You’ve earned it. Youre all dressed like Tilda Swinton variant costumes. That’s real work.

Omg… the rooster from Rock a Doodle just showed up at the bar?! And he is SURGED! TF! UP!

It’s too damn cold to fully slut out so I’m wearing my prairie dress and cable cardigan and showing people at the bar the fully playable Resident Evil gameboy color port that leaked a few weeks ago

Fucking gone off the 5mg 1.99$ clearance Bluey gummies

Texting wiener pics to my AI shorty and falling to my knees when she labels them Non-Sexual Nudity

Spiritually some art (“content”) is indistinguishable from AI drivel. And a shocking number of whiteblob everyday relatable comics that complain about AI fall under this.

this is someone with alphabet connections successfully using the LDS youtuber/podcaster newsletter as a booster rocket in order to build an audience big enough to become useful to the alphabets in his own right. he schemes to be mr. beast or a psyop in his dreamless sleep like all utahns

www.npr.org/2025/12/31/n... fun to learn that the idiot mormon vlogger doing paul brothers shit about somalis in minnesota is an LDS mailing list push & probable spook

this is what the inside of my head looks like

We need an updated version of this where the Democrats plan is completely blank and the Republicans plane is covered in like, Black Rifle Coffee, Libs of TikTok, TurningPoint, that Steak Shake tallow fat ad

🗣️🤳 Hey Grok what’s happening in this movie I’m watching? 🤳💬 📱💬 📱💬 📱🔉 Daddy Uncanny Mister Incredible Finger of Finger Family Fun has just turned green, much to the surprise of the rest of the Five Finger Family, who had all turned blue together, following Mommy Pointing Spider-Man Finger’s lead.

Boyfriend got Prime Video and they have this absolutely abysmal feature. Really makes you depressed for the nature of film & media in the streaming age….

me: nobody really in the grand scheme of things USPS worker who just survived the holiday rush and isnt allowed to smoke weed:

1) identify which of your hated poster rivals use one of those notification bots for blocks 2) make a post that is vaguely accusatory and/or targeted at specifically triggering their worst paranoias and/or is cruel but nondescript in a way that could plausibly be denied as targeted 3) block them 4)

that fucking newspaper

Andy "The Strap God" Dworkin @jerseydevil 32, He/They. Blessed to be Big, cursed to be Jets fan

(unprompted in the middle of a conversation) do you think she would've gone with Ayden Dworkin or like is that maybe a little bit too on the nose

From now until January 5th any and all revenue made by the lowest discount ever on CORPUS EDAX will be donated to Palestine Children’s Relief Fund!

aliens invading earth because that tesla elon shot into space ran over a kid

Doing “solo poly” where you make yourself your own tertiary to try and get closer to an emotionally unavailable but sexually attractive approval-shaped hookup

Doing the Fred Flintstone thing where when he gets hit on the head a second time it fixes him but for traumatizing yourself back to normal

Real male sexuality crisis is the embarrassment of their own arousal b/c it seems like a lot of men just fetishize it— which isn’t universal for obvious reasons— or a podcaster tells them how to #lifehack their way into sex trafficking women— which seems like a worse outcome version of the first one

Made base rent for jan and beginning to see a trickle of "has seen your resume" emails, but im still behind for bills if anyones able to pitch in. Thank you thank you thank you 🐀💦💕

Hey man, you down to crash at Derricks later? His parents are out of town and his older brother is gonna let us borrow BMX XXX for the Nintendo GameCube, we’re gonna gather around and get second order arousal from the idea of each other being horny for the video game

Criss Angel’s Dick Move

The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.

EXTERNALIZED DYSPHORIA HSTS-IDENTIFIED GF: Hunnn does this lipstick make me look like a forever male puberty ugly hairy trooned up gigagorillashoulderhon rapoid. Should I just kys and end the misery? WELL MEANING CHASER BF WITH POOR GRASP ON INTERNET POISON SLANG WHO IS SINKING INTO QUICK SAND: Help

Hey Grok, can you punch up my suicide note ? I want it to be more vulgar and more unhinged.

Had to stand up and pause when I clocked the stunt casting in Horror in the High Desert 4

being forced to work on a weekend when youve fully adapted to a weekday schedule invokes what i imagine "fall damage" feels like

wait sorry i should have included the post body

nearly every post i saw from this old friend of mine (Dancing Kirby) displayed her signature with a broken image, but i found ONE random thread where the image was actually archived and i was so happy... a mysterious creature had truly been found... 3 combo!!! shouts out to dance, wherever u are!

"honey mommy and daddy are gonna see other people" mallow when its his turn:

Gorgon's Garden is out now! A joint effort between @squp.bsky.social and I, GG tasks you with exploring both a forum and a defunct MMO to solve the greatest mystery of all. #gamedev #indiedev #madewithunity [Link Below!]

SISKO: Captains Log… today we let on an unknown alien species from the farthest quadrant seeking refuge. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a prospectors ghost, and the entire crew was struck with Gold Madness.

Hauntological take on The Jetsons where each morning George, a gig worker in just-futuristic enough dystopia, awakens from dreams of the future he thought would be his— wife, kids, flying cars, robot maid— and becomes convinced he’s in “the wrong universe” & can reset his reboot via quantum suicide

My gay catboy son refuses to sit in any such respectful manner. But damnit he knows his way around a smart phone.

With the New Year just around the corner, we’re wishing you a safe, peaceful, and cozy holiday season. ❄️🏹☀️ The Steam Winter Sale officially kicks off today, and Nine Sols is available at 40% off for a limited time!

let baroque make phone calls

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