The renegade rows incident

Rice cooker making white rice: badadadadoo ! Sorry it took twenty minutes this time ! I’ll keep it warm for you while you’re finishing the rest of your delicious meal :) yay :D Rice cooker making brown rice:

Imagining my intrusive thoughts all beginning with “what’s up subscribers,”

I think that the Grand Theft Auto series is not actually good enough to outweigh all the negative consequences of Rockstar for games as a whole. I think GTA is a net negative.

if i saw someone get put up on a cross and left to die.... well i would simply lmao and rofl about it

family circus get iphone

I hope people don’t see the way I’m dressed and think I’m a crazy faggot or anything, but rather that they take the time to get to know me and learn for themselves that I am

Because you watched: Chain Smoking an Entire Carton of Marlboro Silvers Until I Beat Malenia

So basically, the fish doesn’t understand what water is, because she’s kind of swimming in it

Basically you have to understand that you’re here as a sort of parasite on someone else’s grift where they make vcs pay for their hobby. You’re black mold in the wall of an adult daycare. Embrace it but know it is transient.

My reposts should be diegetically understood as a sort of commercial break. Feel free to get up, stretch your legs, grab a cola.

Men’s bodies… much to consider

Chunky pancake again, temptative name, Banzai.

Overnight Infomercials 1998 : 3160s

(trying to explain why I can’t eat a burger with pickles even if you pick them off) it’s kind of like when someone who has the absolute worst opinions likes your hot take like it makes you second guess the whole thing it feels contaminated

did any of them win

The dwindling population of Bluesky users is a problem. As we cannot procreate through— ahem— traditional means, the only way we can reproduce and propagate more Bluesky users is through indoctrination, perversion of the innocent, and social pressure. This is the true goal behind normalizing atproto

hi. i need a little bit of financial help so that i can register my car + get new insurance so that i can have no hiccups with transport to any shows i have coming up. i’m actively looking for full-time work for better stability, as it stands any help will be appreciated. gofund.me/03808d26c

Writing “it’s the dgaf olympics… and I just ran a mile” on my IBR recertification paperwork

also seems like it could be the underlying condition has to do with a mental mapping structurally being mismatched; sort of a reverse phantom limb situation, in which case, well, DOES amputation etc cure the condition? it seems like something that deserves more thorough, open-ended research

lowkey am kind of interested in biid research from a bodily autonomy perspective b/c my initial expectations are that it functions similarly to eating disorders or body dysmorphia in that the compulsion-feeling 'solution' doesnt actually fix the underlying distortion & can end up reinforcing it BUT

@REDACTED I heard you've been running your mouth about me. A'ight bet, you have until May 1st 2026 to erase my Jul profile from your message board and if you don't, I swear on my dead brother's ashes I will get my attorney after you. FAFO! SMWC is next. You're playing with the right one.

Don’t let anyone tell you seeing female doctors doesn’t inspire the next generation to new heights 🫶

i put together a bunch of the photos of dive bar bathrooms i’ve taken over the years and compiled them into a FREE digital zine. check it out if you are a little freak like me who loves grimy spaces marked by the passage of countless human dramas merrittk.itch.io/dive-bar-bat...

Marty McFly looking at the png on his phone in horror as the serval on the right turns fades into a grey YCH mannequin

i feel like a few well placed discourse bombs and you could easily get like 65-75% of this websites specific trans nexus to adopt opinions that will be made fun of in referent to us for the next decade. a new age of tumblr.

Commission for @xett.bsky.social !

what will be your job in the 21st century years of lead

Jeffrey Epstein’s associates insisted they were ignorant about who he really was. But an extraordinary email from a cognitive scientist Epstein was funding suggests a more complicated — and more troubling — reality.

We shall be seated!

This is what happened to Pam Bondi

I will be laying some eggs on Easter Sunday this year

(so furious you can feel their hands shaking through the text) acab includes exes policing what furry porn commissions you can repost

I think the Supreme Court is going to rule against Trump's attack on birthright citizenship 7-2.

Nier (2010, Xbox 360, PS3)

Aprils Fool

(not understanding how it works) for April Fools Day I'm going to kill you

Ok so basically what I’m learning is the SEATAC airport can’t take an April Fools joke

detects instability

lucy get iphone? nope! this image was actually created in a computer program called "photoshop". just a little prank for april fools day😉 #false #lies #fake

Shy gay boy doing Rihanna at the karaoke night while drunk trannies scream the backing chorus

When you’re in the vampires castle

Sometimes I go into the women’s restroom and flip all the toilet seats up just to microaggress them back

tshirt concept

💭owning both of these,