Shit! I can't fucking do that-- I don't have enough goddamn MOVEMENT CRYSTALS. Maybe I should visit the ITEM SHOP-- I heard they can sell me [10] MOVEMENT CRYSTALS for [USD$1.99].

my inner child is a goody two shoes who would never say a swear

noticing myself being rude gives me moral pause. i don't believe in being rude

the lion does not concern himself... with the Bitch

I'll also be showing the Cave videos at this event on Thursday. fun fun.. restlessnites.com/events/frogf...

I'll be in NYC next week for MIX Fest! Homemade Gatorade will be screening as part of this shorts block and I'll be on a Q&A panel afterward mixnyc.org

#PortfolioDay hi hi hi, I'm kaltag and I do detailed anthro illustrations!

thieves believe everybody steals, as the man said

No dummy, Dr. Pepper restores FATIGUE. You use Coco Rico for Mana. *pinching the bridge of my nose* OH my god dude, Health is restored with Sangria Señorial. This is like day one shit at the College of Winterhold.

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

Bonus: Bah gawd, that’s Jess Singal’s music! web.archive.org/web/20210220...

As “technically it’s ephebophilia…” arguments metastasize out of the libertarian fringe into GOP orthodoxy, it’s worth remembering back when @thestranger.com was still employing “just asking questions” transphobe, “lesbian-not-queer” alt lite writer Katie Herzog www.thestranger.com/crime/2019/0...

I wonder about the way causality runs with this sometimes, but ultimately I don’t think it matters. If extreme wealth inherently corrupts, we should make it impossible to amass extreme wealth. If pre-bad people are able to control others by amassing extreme wealth, we should also make it impossible.

it is horrible. I do not want to tell you it is not horrible. but this world was built by illiterates who shat in buckets and usually died when a wound got infected

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

god created all men equal and the machinery of the world separates them into castes for the pleasure of the few [notices a guy walking by with an arizona state flag shirt, eyes go bloodshot and furious] scum! Scum! Cut off his balls! Don't let him breed!!!

in a house full of prudish mormons the catholic whore chases like a king

Fetterman didn't become a nazi because of his brain injury. He received a traumatic brain injury, which reduced the fitness of his brain, what with the traumatic brain injury. He's been in DENIAL that his faculties are impaired. LASHING OUT AT OTHERS TO PRESERVE YOUR SELF DELUSIONS TURNS YOU FASCIST

hey they made an article about me

I fucking love DUNE

yeah ive banged on it before but a lot of why, even being a boyliker aside i dont really truck with #misandry is how quickly it always seems to come to insanely racist conclusions or straight up "we should kill the homeless (pause) men"

no idea where i picked this up but here you go

CPTSD stands for Cutie Pie/Too Silly Disorder

is anyone running high profile catholic clergy names through the Epstein search?

imagination is mainly used by human beings to conceive of potential dangers in daily life or surviving situations that will kill or maim them. stable people need it less. people who have been extremely rich a very long time and never have to worry about not being rich tend to lose it completely

most deviously targeted part of this is the millennial transfem is clearly getting her ass carried in cuphead by her quirked up ambiguously transitioned furry artist phenotype partner. i know their redmond rambler smells like potpourri & they "just dont really feel like going out much these days"

this is what all rich people talk like when they think they've had an idea

gaben wakes in his many-mirrored estate. 7 bleeding vice presidents of sales kneel trembling at his bedside. he rises past them, brushes his teeth w/ a bowie knife. pager on his walletknife goes off. "TRANNY FOR AD?" it says. mulls it over for a moment & stabs the Yes Creature on his bathroom sink

in a house full of picky eaters an omnivorous gourmand eats like a king every day

i like small pathetic boys bc it's really fun to mess with them when i effortlessly princess carry them around & show off how much stronger i am then they are

my posts go hard. my holes go hard. make me tranny famous

revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up

𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮 after Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian, by Il Sodoma

stop trying to moeblob up jeffrey epstein. Stop putting his stupid words in the mouths of the dumb ass toddler women from anime you like [snaps suddenly out of vicious argument with parallel reality, stares uncomprehending at new surroundings] Asus makes a fine monitor

circus circus

[john fetterman typing ‘john fetterman’] Josh Fetterman

what if his name was boob iger and he was just for the ladies

Joseph, twelfth son of Jacob and current dream interpreter of the Pharaoh seeing his 11 siblings approach meekly to beg for food: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

this is just the weberian tripartite division of authority. does no one read sociology 101 texts anymore

i believe it was rebecca sugar who said the purpose of art is to harrow the soul and prepare it for death

There comes a time in every young boy’s life when he becomes a big piece of shit everyone hates.

i know how little consolation it is after the fact, and don't expect anyone's grace, but i was a fucking moron and hurt way more people than just myself. i don't think any of that cruelty was necessary, not least my own, and i'm mostly glad i lived long enough to live with my fucking regrets

i spent way more time agonizing about who was or wasn't some kind ontologically righteous than i had any business doing and i didn't know what righteousness was and no one does. the stakes were unreasonably high. and all that said, i completely fucked it

i think that essentialism is always a mistake, always harms people in predictable ways. i was forced into more intimate community than i should have been with kinda busted well-off white women, forced out of community with brokeass freaks with the wrong kinda genitals

i was desperate for some kind of essentialized transfemininity to dissolve all the contradictions that defined my existence. some kind of primal "yes" to cut through all the "well, actually"s i'd been drowning in since i was a child. nuance till you choke and then a potter's field after. incorrect

i want to say unequivocally that the 'political reasons not to transition' beat is stupid, i have to have understood it was stupid on some level even then, and i should not have given it oxygen let alone have let anything like it come out of my fucking mouth

I Have No Grill And All I Want Is To Grill For God's Sake