a poem called "i never shoulda talked shit on the school of the americas in my college paper but hindsight's 20:20"

when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

#deer 🦌

hey gorgeous are you susceptible to propaganda

what openAI promised was projects like "feature film where a zoomer-coded jimmy stewart circa 1940 is forced by his evil boss to hit the bootleg spongebob vape carts and his wife leaves him as he dies tragically" could be as easily made as dreamed. but pedophilia made more money for the shareholders

my hair is basically a welch's jelly packet rn

the fucking rat is back, also. this little motherfucker barely escaped my house with his life less than a week ago and he snuck in again

the year of the horse approaches

true star trek has never been tried

yet another in my endless personal treasury of half-remembered trek anecdotes: there's a very mediocre episode of TNG where Riker winds up in a fling with an alien from an agender society who rebels by being a woman. Frakes felt it was cowardly that they went with a cis woman actress

Alexander's words were "wait a second, I want to fuck this guy". He played that well.

as a distraction you might enjoy knowing that the guy in my Sims game who convergently evolved into a Nate Silver analogue continues to be rejected by every woman who he’s ever been interested in

barney when i shake a bag of barney treats

> live in a world of ppl who view me with pity and contempt > get underestimated until i'm too much trouble, such as from being mad > learn making a scene when i'm mad gets me results > make a scene > no results > get mad bc no results from making a scene > make a scene > no results mods?

"by this point the crows in virginia had figured out how to tell when men in uniform were too weak to recover so he was still alive. dislocate his other shoulder, would you? but anyway his other eye was next" "i hope no one is mean about me on social media :("

cheney isn't gonna see your posts abt how satan is currently peeling his soul like an orange & holding forth on a nightmarish unrecorded civil war casualty as if it's a shaggy-dog joke, and also it's not just posts but that's what's happening rn, but your argentinian friends of german descent will

make him cry like a woman, no particular woman

messaged my Latin american politics wonk friend about this

How it's going.

This is one of those Onion articles where you really truly have to read it it's a fucking work of art. Just absolutely magnificent stuff Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

“Between 1898 and 1994, Washington effectively acted to change governments in Latin America at least 41 times, a tally that includes neither many unsuccessful efforts at regime change nor the invasions, filibustering, and gunboat diplomacy that took place the previous century.“ Greg Grandin:

when you make fun of they/thems this is who you're starting shit with btw

i am a poor violinist but i have confirmed this experiment personally

on CHRISTMAS!

No one supports a war in Venezuela btw

tell them good luck for me and all the other young assholes from 2003 who just didn't want our whole adult lives to be this stupid horseshit. tell them i'm proud of them

the US is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. death to America, I hope I live to see this rotten empire burn.

I will hate these people for the rest of my life.

IMPEACHMENT AND ARRESTS FOR ALL INVOLVED NOW

one of my all time fave interviews (46:34) youtu.be/mqvl2hhFkko?... "that's why I felt like he was, y'know, cousins with Liberace..."

i love robinson's description of this, from memory like "i had no idea how to play this spy shit, but alexander siddig was the most beautiful man i'd ever met in my life, so i decided to just play it like i had a crush on him, and bless his heart, he picked it up immediately and rolled with it"

i have rotated it once and my take is "if rpgforum bertold brecht over here wants to write a fun, playable game about primitive accumulation being disturbed over the geological timescales of human societies being born, changing, and dying out, more power to him"

give her some wet dirt to take a nap in

don't Ever lose sight of the mission

And he shall be Homer And he shall be a Simpson And he shall be Homer In tradition with the Groening plan

THE YEAR IS 2026. THE RAM WARS HAVE ENDED THE ERA OF HOME COMPUTING. ARCADES ARE THE LAST BASTION OF RESISTANCE AGAINST THE CLOUD

I'm still thinking about this fucking video lmfao

had this beautiful vision of a community called "Natty Or Not" devolving into rating things like hillsides in the north of wales or the first morning fog of winter

hey. you got through a whole year. great job. i'm here for you. biting you btw. kicking you over and over with my fat stupid knees. grabbing your wallet and discarding its contents on the ground and telling you to pick it up and then kicking you right in the keister

#1984 rb.gy/u888y6

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

Patroclus V's sole survivor, CMP Alfonse "Rocko" Rochetta, would sadly splash down in sight of the US Coast Guard on June 30, 1967; he was immediately arrested & charged with involuntary manslaughter, sodomy aggravated by aeronautical equipment, and travel with intent to corrupt a planetary body

While Gay NASA planned for exit burn June 25, touchdown +~30h, due to several factors - poor relay communications, conflict between LMP Charles "Chip" Dorado and Commander "Big Sal" Donegan over the favor of module's boy Billy Eiger, extreme exertion - Patroclus V was tragically lost with all hands

few know this but there was a moon landing before the apollo program. Gay NASA landed on the moon first but they weren't allowed to broadcast it. Patroclus V landed a three-man team on Mare Nectaris on June 22, 1967

look let me free you from a prison here. you don't defeat idealistic hogwash people spout by deploying better ideology. you defeat it by being in the world and raising your fists in a way it cannot. if words could make losers stop coping, they would have. try living in a way that makes them jealous

fat girl fat girl fat girl

"uhm well actually 🤓☝️" ass bug report

i'm just gonna post this and let it speak for itself

stop thirsting for hillary clinton. you are making everyone with a fetish for white women look bad. i assume, anyway, that's definitely not me