This is how they are framing him saying that he had not been read his rights until he got into the court room

why is there boss music— oh god,

sure do, boss

I think it actually is important to pinkpill people or crack their eggs or whatever. I know a girl whose egg cracked because she gooned to too much bowsette hentai and that's so embarrassing for a middle aged woman to admit. Like at least if you get groomed by a trans milf you have a cool story.

i hate talking to you people sometimes

remember that episode of the Kirby cartoon where Meta Knight punches the shit out of JK Rowling? anyway why was Meta Knight spanish?

browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive

Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64

Something to note about almost every catholic in america is that they're really really protestant at heart and they hate venerating saints and spirits they hate feeding the poor they hate learning how to read but they heard they only converted for aesthetic reasons because everyone is 12 now

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hey me and my mate saw you from across the bar and were interested in scent-marking you as our property

“Let me gaze upon the mutant monsterflesh of the girl whose body is a chimeric mosaic of eldritch horrors, without the interference of conveniently silhouette-streamlining wearable plot contrivances. For normal, canon-accuracy-oriented reasons,” -amiyatzin

why isn't getting getting gangstalked just like having friends? you're around people, aren't you?

When Trump invades Greenland, Canada and the EU will reach levels of "monitoring the situation" hitherto unseen. a device powerful enough to measure how much they'll "montior the situation" has yet to be invented

Warframe is game full of ideas that would really impress a stupid guy. "what if you could run fast enough to go across water" awesome "what if you could fistfight a tank" nice "what if you fought a landlord cult" based "what if you were two guys" dope "what if you could fuck them" lets go

You should never let a star wars fan make star wars and i don't know how this isn't known by every single executive at disney.

well, that takes care of the fear of getting another good one of these ever again

Democrats(and Bernie) are fine with all of this

It is getting to the point that AI implementation has become so harmful to so many aspects of life, leisure and work that advocating for AI should be taking the same way as a personal threat and treated as such. Its hyperbolic. I do not care. they keep pushing and will keep pushing otherwise

my 2026 resolution to not say the r-word has been tested so fucking hard but I'm being such a good girl who loves and respects the sensibilities of her friends and oh my god it's not even a fucking week into January

I've made like eight threads explaining why I don't think "community" can be used to describe some ontological linkage of humans expressing normal behavior and why the use of language is being controlled by capital to make us politically impotent and I'm not doing a good job at it, and I'm sorry.

the words "glance" "look" "spy" "glimpse" "view" and "peek" all have similar meanings and often identical translations but the english language is perfectly suited towards farce by having all these synonyms that have slightly different evocations in the mind.

Read what they're saying about Maduro, for example. See how they're eliding the word "kidnapped" for "captured" and "seized" and words that mean roughly the same thing but don't have the actual meaning that would damage the narrative presented by our government. Start notiticing how words work!

hello joke account. lock in, you will be explaining your reasoning to me for the next 3 days. don't worry, i won't understand any of it, but i will cry when you get frustrated

i think community has been turned into a meaningless buzzword to replace more active words like "movement" and "collective" and "party" because popular language has been controlled by ideologically motivated liberals for the past century and has slowly had all of its edges sanded off.

"Tankies" are by definition internationalist I wish you people would understand that "Tankie" doesn't just mean "I want to fight the labor aristocracy (my mailman) for his crimes of imperialism (owning an iphone)"

It's awesome to call someone else an ultra and then immediately try to guess what standpoint episteme they belong to. You are not a communist. You are liberal. You know this.

this is the first time I've heard "community" described as a feeling and now I want to kill myself

if you feel the need to defend the honor of AI from my mean jokes I genuinely think you are a lower order of primate. Buddy you are a house elf or hobbit or something. Your servility goes beyond British: you are a mythical creature that craves its own enslavement.

on second thought maybe building a collective identity out of being fragile little babies was a mistake or a blunder of some sort

Ok

Zohran's "charming sexy guy with body dysmorphia for some reason" routine is so strong I totally get every thirst edit

The only thing that "progressives" will do vis a vis Venezuela is add another fucking flag to their usernames while also justifying the bullshit premise of their pedophile president that Maduro was an illegitimate dictator who deserves to be deposed but they should have asked permission first.

Please god let this be true, let it happen. NYC deserves a pasty white chud mayor who appeared on Chappelle's Show.

soon AI is gonna be making all the art, writing all the books,and playing all the video games, which will free all of us up to work more shifts in featureless gray factories and amazon warehouses.

Yeah I guess if I was Jordan Petersoning myself with red wine and painkillers and had an infinite patreon money faucet to make one video written by chatGPT a year I'd start to question why the rentoids are so mad about war crimes. The president is just having fun, and that's what's most important!

SURVIIIVE

I lovr how violently pedantic people are about joke posts. I can do that too if I wanted to scare away any chance of ever getting pussy. "Erm they're called Celts. Celtics are the Le Epic Sportsball team ☝️🤓" See how fucking annoying that is? And I didn't even have the bottle to call you lazy.

senate minority leader Jar Jar Binks had been weirdly absent at a time when he should be setting the tone of the opposition party's stance on extraordinary rendition. we gotta get senate minority leader Jar Jar Binks, who we all have faith in, to give one of his classic rallying speeches.

HMM!

hey i wanna continue our argument from earlier but I was scrolling your media tab for 20 minutes and seething and i tthink I’m in lovewith you

you ever think about how digging out your own eye with a spoon would definitely hurt and not improve your vision but it'd probably be like, crazy high Aura points?

my best posts are at 6am on a sleepless night but if I don't put down my phone I can't lie awake alone in bed imagining the ways this situation could possibly be worse.

(guy who thinks that all porn is just a simulation of him being cucked) "do you think it's weird that sometimes there's ANOTHER guy there, pretending he's supposed to be me or something? what's with that? he usually doesn't even look like me."

senate minority leader Jar Jar Binks had been weirdly absent at a time when he should be setting the tone of the opposition party's stance on extraordinary rendition. we gotta get senate minority leader Jar Jar Binks, who we all have faith in, to give one of his classic rallying speeches.