remember that Rainn Wilson show where he played a bitchmade detective and one episode is about a passoid who got murdered and his primary suspect is another tranny with the motive of “gigahon jealousy” I think about it a lot. what did they mean by this.

WE GET IT GÜEY

my sister is stuck talking to this lady in the wal-mart who, no shade, sounds like Wallace Shawn as Grand Nagus Zek

too tired to explain why rn but seeing books where the author name and the name of the 30-book series/literary multiverse they belong to in bigger print gives me such an ick it puts me off writing almost entirely.

british wife: good mornin love british husband: a rat stole me weetabix

ok man we get it

women,

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

Every cable news discussion of Mamdani treats him like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and then cuts to an image of a man who looks like he was designed in a lab to lead all four grandmas at a wedding in the Cupid Shuffle

Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly

first as party planning, then as farce

Jane Goodall rest in peace

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

(through mouthfuls of slop) STOP CALLING ME A PIG

i teach Slavic Special Ed at DeVry and everyone in the class hates u

BREAKING: hitlerite diaperfur with predator physiognomy sona starts race science tirade in replies of transsexual woman

women…

there was like 8 months here where people thought the mods were their friends bc theyd show up in the replies to your selfies being like “arf arf im a horny pupper and i neeeeeeed to hump your leg 🐶🥺”

scratching sissyfication memes into the cold gray dirt in the concentration camp. get called AGP by one of the passoid kapos patrolling the block. my blood runs cold; they’re taking me tonight.

i know you are all still in scrappy startup bright eyed crew of the uss enterprise delulu mindset but good lord you really ought to hire pr

honestly thought Jane Goodall died in the 90s

what would you say your job is

time ran out, rest in peace ❤️

The more you learn about how things work in the world the more you feel like you must be missing something because it can't possibly be that stupid. Oh so all we need to avoid an economic crash is for the stock market to go up forever? And a third of the market is magic beans? I see,

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

It's really funny that the best Bill Burr could do to rationalize booking and performing in Saudi Arabia was "They're the same as us" The reason most Liberals cannot engage w/ Material Conditions is bc they have whole heartedly taken on the Conservative trope of "I dont see color, unless its green"

KOSA is now in red alert priority. Please contact your representatives, dem and gop alike, and demand they oppose KOSA We need to turn out in numbers against this!

every enemy of Israel is my ally. jewish enemies of Israel are important in the fight to dismantle the apartheid, because even if you hate identity politics, the narrative surrounding apartheid IS identity politics. zionism is identity politics. so it’s important to not isolate anti-zionist jews?

JDPON don strikes again

Work mode

Then you guys get mad when I say I don't fuck with anarchists because how actually fucking dare you say this shit to my face. Gringos are the devil but gringo anarchists really think they're revolutionary by downplaying what their governments do to the third world

it is worth mentioning that many of these laws are written so broadly as to define any discussion of LGBT topics as pornographic

Please do not disrespect the Adeptas Sorotitas bob

Just having a moment reflecting on what a ridiculous state we're in, where the president is making "deals" with private universities by personally meddling in federally allocated education and research funding and this is being treated as just ordinary politics.

american calmed by sight of hamburger

Zohran is being inflammatory for saying something Jimmy Carter said twenty years ago

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

that’s probably alright

just because I don’t flaunt a certain skill or I’m not very good at it never assume I don’t possess it. I am bad at so many fucking things u have no idea

EASILY

BITE ME!!!!

some of y’all

first as party planning, then as farce

going up to people with Marfan’s Syndrome and going “man ur like, 6’7? damn bro why don’t you hoop lol”

none of you will be as horny as him. kneel before your lord.