How come whenever someone’s talking about a Night of the Soul it’s always a Dark Night of the Soul? They should invent a more lighthearted Night of the Soul, a Whimsical Night of the Soul.

Ripping such a fat blinker in the confessional booth that the whole cabinet just becomes an elevator plummeting straight to hell

I’m smoking that shit that resurfaces your repressed Catholic guilt. Hitting that Penitential Pack

Smelling dinner smells in the air really activates my Dinner Response

2026 LFG

Luckily I was just a control in my family’s social experiments. You should see some of the cousins they did stuff to

The people crave pots

FUCK AI NOW IS THE TIME OF POTTERY YEEEEEHAWWW

you don't need to drink to live a life where your past self is a stranger whose behavior confuses and scares you

the solution to the "male loneliness epidemic" is homoerotic cannibalism

I think, historically, I have made the mistake of going maximalistic with my dating app profiles, because I'm easily seduced by a character count. anyway,

Not you outing yourself as providing the impetus for this post when I said “maybe I still have a chance to sweep in my thirties” when you described how the zoomers were talking about the blue death cult lady in avatar, to which you said “no, sorry, you don’t, not like that anyway”

Chat I turn 30 this year, am I cooked?

(Immediately after being told by a 20something zoomer that I’m “not really what they had in mind when they said ‘goth mommy dommy gf’” because I’m “mid” and “not even goth just depressed” and “still under 6’ in heels”) OH OKAY I GUESS IM JUST THE WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD, RIGHT? GUESS I SHOULD K-

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

hey girl, did it hurt. when you clawed your way out of that carcass

hey girl, are you a pokemon. because I'm not sure I buy that a creature capable of such violence would ever choose to be treated like a pet

hey girl, are you a florist. because I feel severed from what roots I once had, in a state of slow decay. but I will remain colorful, while I can. because I want to see how you arrange me, alongside the others

hey girl, are you a nun. because I want to ruin all of your good habits

hey girl, I must be a moth. because I will die believing that you are the moon

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In before everyone else posts this classic new year's quote

you’re a world

He’s just like me fr (gay with a questionable sense of direction)

it also already reached the level of criminalization. there are still to this day people imprisoned for having HIV. in 2024, ohio gave a black trans man who was born HIV+ a year in prison for performing oral sex on a friend *while undetectable.* thelandcle.org/stories/hes-...

Does this imply that bpd is also the Ferrari of mental health?

Zombies are kinda like “what if an angel was ontologically agnostic?”

Me: “Alright, I really need to get some shit done today so I’m gonna take my meds and drink some caffeine, that should be enough to get my brain in gear” My fuckass brain, 200 mg caffeine later: “Have you ever thought about how angels and zombies are almost the exact same thing, ontologically?”

hey anyone else feeling an unplaceable restlessness lately? if so how's wriggling worked for it

didn't know the guy but "its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is a load bearing post, rip

Fallen angel, rip off your wings

The biggest sandwich rivalry is going full console wars after successful hot dog activation

Radical centrists continue to be indistinguishable from parody

Not to be Lewd on Main but I just think sex is neat—for plenty of reasons, sure—but from a purely machinic-sorta perspective it’s fascinating that another person can show you cheat codes & glitches in the seemingly-solid fabric of your body and psyche, potentialities that you had no idea were there

Devon Price coming out of the closet as a Fucking Dumbass seems like very fitting ‘final days of 2025’ shit, ngl

The concept of death is like jazz

The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.

i think i'm technically neuroconvergent but i don't like to place limits on myself

Does this imply that bpd is also the Ferrari of mental health?

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

Yeah I started reading it a few weeks ago iirc, going in with an open mind bc I have a general curiosity about how different people might experience qualia differently etc but it very quickly gave me the creeps. Reminiscent of backwards debates of the “are we SURE children can experience pain?” sort

some of the more insidious consent manufacturing i've ever encountered. subtle enough that you might ingest a few ideas before realizing the whole point of the piece is to tell you that being raped and killed by heartless, soulless thugs is fine, actually, and you like it.

It’s incredible to me how often (de)genAI outputs elicit a violent, visceral, negative reaction in me, a disgust and anger and repulsion on a deeply intuitive, preconscious level. Theoretically, my opposition to it is mostly contingent (wrt relations of production) but irl it squicks me tf out

big challenges appreciation post

building a strawman with my bare hands and proceeding to scream at it in horror

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

*pressing my fingers to my temples like an anime character doing brain blast battle calculus while trying to come up with a take that’s optimized to piss everyone off at once* The middle-aged ladies taking testosterone are Circumgender

How I am going into 2026: