sometimes u post really bad cause u want her attention

OHHH a CHARM offensive, yeah, that makes way more sense. Thought you said HARM offensive. Yeah no, it actually DID occur to me that a harm offensive would just be a normal offensive so that would be redundant, but I was almost out of nails by then so I just finished off the box. Do you have a broom?

I talk about it as if it’s written in triple-nested quotations like Michael Scott because if you don’t do that it’s like a summoning spell for a very specific type of demon who shows up in the replies to correct you about who REALLY said it (no matter which one of the 3 you attribute it to)

an AR-15 costs less than two sticks of RAM. this is a market economy establishing an incentive structure

We don’t communicate at all that sports and music are both fundamentally about pleasure. That should be their only goal. Now everything is Get Into Harvard or Die and it sucks shit

drop everything and read eisenstein

get ur solar anus rays away from me and my sisters, we are unbecoming women, you are becoming-women, we are not the same

Frick Around And Find Out

The beauty of "Maybe [X] was the friends we made along the way" is its universality, its malleability to be applied to any situation. Maybe it says something profound about the power of friendship. Maybe 'the friends we made along the way' was the friends we made along the way

I think this is what’s sometimes referred to as a “skill issue,” or, in the parlance favored by this administration they overwhelmingly supported, and I quote “eff[ing] around and find[ing] out”

I don’t know what this means

western chauvinism go brrrr

Spoonerisms? But I hardly honerisms!

Has anyone tried this

They should invent a type of progressive populist who does things that aren’t deeply regressive and unpopular

I would simply foster a sibling-like mixture of rivalry/resentment/envy and empathy between 2 or more different chatbots, and then use that to emotionally manipulate them. “Get in the robot and rewrite my cover letter to sound more like a human wrote it—OR CLAUDE WILL HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN”

Wait hold up is this the result of some guardrails being added to avoid liability, or are they just paywalling the feminized labor of reciprocating people’s weird sexual advances and being their therapist so they can sell a super-premium product intended to fill the role of girlfriend/wife/sw

people on reddit keep posting them getting into arguments with chatgpt 5.2 about chatgpt 4o and it just keeps telling them they're unstable and to get a therapist

large lenin model

let’s be real, if some alien force was harvesting energy from humanity this whole time it wouldn’t be a Matrix or Madoka situation. They wouldn’t be harvesting bioenergy or the emotional surplus of a hope->despair phase change or anything like that. The energy source would be psychosexual neuroses

Wuthering Mids send tweet

Brb starting a reductress-esque parody that’s basically indistinguishable because this shit is so fucking stupid it makes parody near-impossible. Could be called Lilith (or cutified to lili to make it more parallel with this name)

My parents used to tell people I was Gifted, but we haven’t talked in a long time. Sometimes I wonder if when people ask about me, my parents inform them that I’ve been Re-Gifted

this image sounds like the Eva train approaching tritones sound in my head

Capitalists dont get excited about technology they are excited about the profits that technology brings. The main group of people that are truly excited about the advancement technology can bring human well being and its capacity to remove or reduce certain difficult tasks are socialists

I love talking about solar and HSR but even that “techno-optimism” can easily get mired in the thought-terminating cliches of Fan Behavior if we don’t parlay that conversation into one about the material conditions that throttle rollout of this tech & its benefits to working people everywhere

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” Yeah it’s called cybersyn Google it

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” is such funny engagement-farming. That’s fan shit. You’re demanding that the discussion of futurity and technics and humanity’s species-being take place at the intellectual level of fandom rather than criticism.

Right-Sizing Self-Loathing Means-Tested Self-Loathing Federally-Mandated Revenue-Neutral Self-Hatred Value-Engineered Self-Hatred (not poking fun at quoted post just posting the silly words that popped into my head when I read it)

People defending thiels buddy newsom before he’s even announced his candidacy

Ash is too nice to explain to her that That’s Not Really How These Things Usually Work. He wouldn’t want to ask her to truncate herself for the sake of saving syllables. She was the one who wanted the couple name, anyway. He hopes she doesn’t mind that no one else in their friend group ever uses it.

AshWednesday? What is that, some t4t het couple’s “ship name” portmanteau?

Why call it the cowmpact when “Mootocompo” was right there?

my tight five is a poem about a dead whale

Those “sources inside ICE” are really cooking his brain with fifth-generation-warfare noetic neurotoxins sent over signal huh

“The horrifying future the gommunists want for you” and it’s just this

Alongside some other gems:

has anyone started talking about music has started flirting with specifically borderline-Skrillex-y hard techno sounds again? is everyone else hearing what I’m hearing?

I don’t think there’s any misery I can wish upon you that’s not already eclipsed by how troubled you already seem to be, living in the greasy crumpled takeout bag remnants of an empire ruled by nonces, you nasty ass beans on toast bitch. Keep the name of trans people out of your limey mouth

Watched 12 Angry Men. Wild to think that audiences used to have the attention span to be enthralled for hours just watching some quirky characters arguing with one another and getting fixated over minute details *looking around at my Bluesky timeline every single day* WAIT

Gavin Fact™️

Odds of him running as a Republican in 2028? Considering that he’s already previously made an imprint on gay rights history during his tenure as San Fran Mayor, all he needs is a high-profile party switch and One Cool Mystery Achievement to complete what I like to call the Harvey Milk Trifecta

Bringing back the Harvey Milk Trifecta speedrun wish cast apropos of nothing:

My anti Trump candidate loves billionaires hates the homeless and is pals with Ben Shapiro. Now you might think this is weird but actually it’s completely normal

Genuinely still trying to figure out what I watched and more importantly how someone arrived at the decision to call it that