Academic Marxists on their way to remind everyone that Crenshaw’s analysis, laudable in its own right, is not so easily reconciled with dialectical materialism at an epistemic level & ignoring this does a disservice to both, seeing fascists on their way to ban intersectionality for being Too Marxist

Teacher who gets arrested for assigning one of those loathsomely tedious “Dialectical Journaling” exercises

Not now, honey, mommy is aura-farming

You don’t ACTUALLY feel good right now, that’s just psychosomatic. It’s all in your head.

No matter what you do you will never shit the bed in such grandiose fashion as the ruling class appears to be doing because you will never have as big of a lead to blow as the neoliberal world order’s global capitalist system handed them

Incredibly funny that Capital seemed like it was less than a decade away from completely subsuming Queer Polyamory and shit into one smooth yassified girlboss circuit of extraction and producing the first trans Elizabeth Holmes but instead the billionaires said “let’s turn History back on instead”

“Ooookayy Moving On, what would you say your biggest weakness is?” “Hmm that’s tough. Probably being uncircumcised” “Come again?” “Y’know, uncut? Some chicks think it’s weird. Sometimes I try to convince them I’m from Europe, gives it a mystique” “Okay I think that’s all the questions we have”

Going into a job interview and establishing my Alpha Status by answering “Killer Instinct” when they ask me my greatest strength, then going nonverbal and holding unblinking eye contact, refusing to elaborate or clarify

“Your Network is your Wet Nork” -ancient LinkedIn proverb, meaning disputed by scholars

Therapist who engages me in a mutual quiet quitting war of attrition despite knowing full damn well, I was born and raised (inadequately) for this shit, I’ve been training my whole life, I haven’t talked to my parents in 7 years WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

Noooo don’t resolve the nagging uncertainty as to whether the neglect of multiple systems microcosmically modeled in the therapeutic relationship actually indicts me personally, that scintillating ambiguity underpins my character’s whole mystique! That’s perfectly good malaise you’re throwing out!

BroBiotics: Finally, a Probiotic for Men. Maybe the capsules have a fun little camo print on the outside. Mark Cuban this is the opportunity of a lifetime please give me one billion dollars for this idea thank you.

“What if autistic children actually just have psychic powers” wow that would be a really interesting and novel thought if it wasn’t the premise and/or load-bearing conceit of dozens of acclaimed Japanese cartoons for children

*second dose kicks in* I think my autistic toddler Chumleigh is telepathic

They should invent a type of therapist that actually helps you

If you’re 30 and your network isn’t talking about strange apparitions and hobgoblins and things of that nature, you need to find a new network

*my morning NYT-brand Thousand Yard Stare Thought Suppressant tablet finally kicks in* uhhh errrr I mean I think the real problem is probably that people smoke too much weed, that’s what’s at the root of it all, probably. Damn kids riding the scromit comet all day

Lowkirkenuinehauntologically,

The biggest new trend is Ghostmaxxing

People don’t bother anymore, for the most part. Most don’t bother getting into relationships at all. They’re too busy becoming ghosts. They linger in shit jobs for similar reasons, but those get taken away much more frequently and capriciously. A society of hungry ghosts in every conceivable sense

It’s funny that the all-time peak for divorce rates more or less matches what most people would describe as the zenith of our society. You see, it’s funny because that’s the last time that many people had enough stability to feel like they could survive some stupid shit like that on purpose

If I chemically lobotomize my limbic system with ozempic will it make me demotivated enough to stop feeling constantly anxious and afraid and angry and otherwise render me incapable of giving a shit about how many things are fucking garbage? Asking for a friend, or whatever

huh it’s almost like the tax-free institution promoted by special interests as a means of politically indoctrinating children operates at root as an infinite authority/justification hack that makes people stupid, incurious and unreachable and nothing can actually offset or change this fact

If current trends persist, by 2027 nearly 100% of things I learn by coming into contact with new information will be entirely against my will

Sorry I woke up full of loathing for contemptible things. It will happen again

Impulsive enough to survive neglect, too impulsive to survive scrutiny

i don't wanna be sheriff i don't like how we set this country up

yeah I’m starting to think that the political strategy of “make every single person who hates your fucking guts join the increasingly robust and deeply connected networks of organizing that sprawl not just entire metros but now span across the entire country” might not have been the smartest move

Rethinking whether there was any shred of irony in these lyrics after all lmaooo

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

Why though

Look, all I’m saying is, one of these things has produced measurable, evidence-based material benefits in my life—though I acknowledge that there were a few initial trial-runs where the chemistry Just Wasn’t There—and the other is psychotherapy

Lawmakers are responding to the death of an ICE detainee at the Miami Correctional Facility north of Kokomo. Lorth Sim, a Cambodian national, was found unresponsive in his cell and pronounced dead www.wfyi.org/news/article...

a weird thing about how they're all phrased is they're pretty much straight-up admitting the following statements are all true like, there's zero attempt to make the left-wing orthodoxy sound *wrong,* it's just straight-up "you must not acknowledge this true thing in any way"

This has got to be one of the funniest lines Kendrick has ever written like, ME. Literally, me.

“I cut my granny off if she don’t see it how I see it.” #KendrickLamar

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

sometimes u post really bad cause u want her attention

OHHH a CHARM offensive, yeah, that makes way more sense. Thought you said HARM offensive. Yeah no, it actually DID occur to me that a harm offensive would just be a normal offensive so that would be redundant, but I was almost out of nails by then so I just finished off the box. Do you have a broom?

I talk about it as if it’s written in triple-nested quotations like Michael Scott because if you don’t do that it’s like a summoning spell for a very specific type of demon who shows up in the replies to correct you about who REALLY said it (no matter which one of the 3 you attribute it to)

an AR-15 costs less than two sticks of RAM. this is a market economy establishing an incentive structure

We don’t communicate at all that sports and music are both fundamentally about pleasure. That should be their only goal. Now everything is Get Into Harvard or Die and it sucks shit

drop everything and read eisenstein

get ur solar anus rays away from me and my sisters, we are unbecoming women, you are becoming-women, we are not the same

Frick Around And Find Out

The beauty of "Maybe [X] was the friends we made along the way" is its universality, its malleability to be applied to any situation. Maybe it says something profound about the power of friendship. Maybe 'the friends we made along the way' was the friends we made along the way

I think this is what’s sometimes referred to as a “skill issue,” or, in the parlance favored by this administration they overwhelmingly supported, and I quote “eff[ing] around and find[ing] out”

I don’t know what this means

western chauvinism go brrrr