watching a political party condemn itself to irrelevance is hilarious

@davidharvey.org setting jacobin straight

i'm in the disney funnel btw

uuuuuh let me be clear. this battle station is fully uuuuh operational!

Wait, Britain has politics as well?? Christ, when will it end

now this......... this kinda kicks ass assetstore.unity.com/packages/too...

cartoon dog gf posting never misses

Just casually epic.

remember when david bowie released an entire album doing an impression of a black guy?

spongebob is canonically asexual

Spoken like someone who ISNT team Taliban right now

i genuinely believe that every once in a while a historical funnel happens where everyone sorts themselves into sides and kill each other over bullshit and rn i’m not liking the funnel y’all are falling into rn

squidward narrates that sex is for the purpose of procreation and that he is not homosexual, simply saving himself for marriage with a suitable virgin woman of his own race

under the ellisons, there will be a scene in every new spongebob episode where spongebob has explicit, unprotected, straight, heterosexual, penis-in-vagina sex while screaming “I ENJOY THIS ACTIVITY”

for those keeping track, i finally made it home wtf

🎶I HAD A DREAM ONCE THERE WAS A WALL INSIDE MY HEAD🎶

🎶we lived a life once, we felt together as one🎶

i can always count on my gf

It’s Jordan Peterson yelling at the chat bot to stop disagreeing with him but way less funny

I love when people who defend Platner tell on themselves

GTA VI probably gonna make a gorillion but to me RDR2 will be the high water mark of Rockstar. A game that rewards your skill with more things to cry over.

"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie. This is a fact. No one will ever be able to refute it." - Lenin

> kid comes out as trans > society says that’s unacceptable > parents disown kid > kid is now homeless lgbt youth > kid gets picked up by pedophile ring > pedo ring rapes kid > kid speaks out against pedo ring > newspapers:

So, this wasn’t the greatest day to be Jewish in America, I have to say.

every single time an epic choral jrpg song has english lyrics they're so bad it makes me go this is why you do it in latin or just make up some fithos lusec wecos vinosec nonsense

I love following this CNBC account because you get stuff like this where it’s like “one idea from Henry Ford inspires this Silicon Valley innovator: a profitable business is better than one which loses money”

That car must have been real fucking depressed holy shit

Now it's creating an illusion of learning a language whilst playing Candy Crush with an educational gauze.

Half the people wearing a Star Wars shirt have something representing a fascist government on it. 95% of folks wearing a Star Trek shirt have something representing an organization that bops around space trying to see cool new stuff and help people. (The other 5% are for space Vikings.)

Translating the CEO-speak "Plans to roll out more AI-driven speaking tools to free users, reducing friction that previously nudged learners toward paid plans." Means, they will hound you less for $$ because they can upchuck cheap AI garbage into your lessons plan to create an illusion of learning

A bit of #Jupiter (NASA / JPL-Caltech / SwRI / MSSS / "Milet-28")

Fascinating

Im ngl i wish you were talking about the beer

really bad train delay, they’re putting us all on a bus to get a few stations down…

something something covid altering brains

This really feels like an Orban/Erdogan situation in which the aspiring dictator is making sure his friendly oligarchs control as much media as possible www.cnbc.com/2026/02/26/w...

hey could someone swing by my house and drop off some weed vape juice for me

idk I went to England and immediately realized how much better we have it in America when it comes to accessibility and food.

[glares indigenously]

what

At a dinner with some folks. I’m the only person who’s never used ChatGPT here. 😬

to reiterate: it is not up to trans ppl to "vote blue no matter who" it is up to *cisgender Dems* to decide whether you want us in your coalition or not (see 🧵 below for why the latter would be bad for *all of us*)

I’ll save you the read. Jeffrey loved nickelback

saw richard uncharted today while talking about my thesis with my prof

It’s like, do what you can do reduce the harm you’re implicated in systemically. You may be limited from honoring a boycott, ok. You can’t really help paying taxes that are murdering people. But you for damn sure can choose not to pollute Memphis & waste gallons of water & plagiarize with ChatGPT!

um

god we live in the dumbest timeline

You know how a male seahorse swallows its young when it senses danger and then spits them out when it’s safe? It’s like that