my wife said "look babe, trees!" and i looked at the trees. there were so many trees

If I can give Euphoria Season 3 credit for one thing is that it seems to be trying very very hard to be as stupid as possible, and in the process becomes a fascinating trainwreck spectacle, the kind of terrible writing and filmmaking that I am frankly obsessed with

wife who claims shes going to stay up for a few more hours but finds herself caught in a sleepy spell after snuggling with me in bed for 5 minutes

you all remind me of the duck i was feeding strawberries to yesterday

cocteau twins 12 am and hitting the vape a little too much...

r/prematuretruncation is my new favourite sub.

Dhalgren was good. Dhalgren was bad. I hated it. I really loved it.

hmm should i throw my hat into the poly discourse today? sure fuck it. my take is that if you think you have figured out polyamory, like you've cracked the code and u think ur doing it perfectly, ur probably wrong

i want to be so hyper aware of my body. I want to know every little fold and texture of my hips and legs and stomach and arms. i want to love every inch of it

happy memorial day

I jus wanna swerve

All I'm saying is that being a dick girl when all my babes are becoming pussy girls is working out very well for me

Hey there, I'm the landscaper who works at City Escape and yeah, it's reeaaaally hard getting the lawnmower up those 8 foot tall vertical rises to keep it nice and neat but that's why they pay me the big bucks 😁

good morning 🌄

"Alright Mac, you're gonna have to kill this guy."

logging on to bluesky

if jesus was alive today he would suck ass because he would be online

The biggest problem with The Mandalorian & Grogu is that there's too many characters. Should have just been The Mandalorian. modern audiences cant handle any more than that

can i please get the uhhh sweet & spicy girlfriend and the honey garlic femboy with fried noodles

I wonder if there's a japanese equivalent to like. The Nostalgia Critic or AVGN

Had sleep paralysis for the first time this morning that shit is crazyyy

i think time is flowing differently today

stupid horse i just filed for divorce

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

In 1976 he was a noise rock musician/communist terrorist accomplice, in 2026 she's a discord transsexual obsessed with rhythm games

i love eating breakfast for dinner

i love eating breakfast for lunch

i love eating breakfast for breakfast

is danny brown the grungler of the music industry

Waiting for the leaked tape where Trump speaks to President Xi in fluent Mandarin

Sydney Sweeney's character in Euphoria is the idea of a hot girl conceived of by a 4channer who jerks off every night but only out of habit not because he's actually turned on

wow your boobs are beatifull and sexy

Pre-transition I had no real thoughts of gender or gender expression. I was repelled by a lot of masculinity but I also wasn't particularly drawn to femininity either. There was never a moment of "I wish I was a girl", I just didn't think about gender at all until it was forced onto me

couldn't have happened to a nicer group of lunatic traitors

two seagulls fucking on my neighbour's balcony #inspiring

submitting a rezoning application to allow me (lexi) (nish bae) to take a nap on your couch

wife who says shes ready to come to bed she just needs 10 more minutes

acetaminofemme the way im a beautiful woman and also have a headache

I am glad this is being adapted but unfortunately I think DaCosta is a pretty safe director, and I'm worried this will turn into a show with a great concept and a very limp visual direction

cursed with being into the kind of girls that are usually extremely straight

sometimes my girlfriend goes into the other room and makes the noises of a weird little animal

whichever one of u motherfuckers decided to blast my phone with a loud as hell Amber Alert at 1 in the morning I curse your family with 100 years misery

Only on Bluesky can you log on expecting to see mother's day posts and instead get flooded with testicle enlargement discourse