only watching if Sydney Sweeney plays Char

Where can a girl find some house chores that aren't actually necessary but help to distract from the more pressing thing I actually need to do?

some of u mfers clearly aren't taking a ride on time

I love Boards Of Canada my favorite part is when they go "e e e e e a a a a a i i i i i i i i i"

They still can cook on X The Everything App

its get back with your ex-girlfriend february! like this post if

Watching Green Day's Super Bowl performance on my knees crying begging praying to god Billie Joe Armstrong says faggot to an audience of millions

god dammit if I had just met this girl 6 months ago I'd have her laid up in my bedroom watching Digimon analysis videos instead of doing this

Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk

Oh my god it's really him !!

DJ with the oversized fur coat can you be my mom

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just realized my rate of posting correlates to how bad my caffeine addiction is

guys in my DMs so horny they can't see straight: "hi. hello. how are you doing. oh I see you have a wife. where do you live."

babygirl I can be your recession indicator if you want me to 💜

nani the fuck

Rewatching Evangelion for the hundredth time (this watch is the ADV dub) and compared to the Netflix dub it's far less consistent, but I actually think it fits the 90's tone of the series a little better? Maybe that's just because I've spent the past few years watching old OVAs with horrible dubs

"NO, 'Hitomi is NOT working tonight', we don't have an employee with that name! Stop calling!"

drawing racist caritures on the bus and shaking my head the whole time so people know I disagree with it

just talking about art needs for the game with @nishbae.bsky.social…

The Melania Movie is really elevated when watched alongside Pink Floyds The Dark Side of the Moon

East Vancouver has the most upsetting car decor

Bari Weiss .. Peter Thiel .. Sam Altman .. Nick Fuentes .. goddamn u americans got all the evil gay people

why does epstein type like he's on benzos in these emails

some ppl want to visit like idk Paris or London or whatever, I want to take a vacation to an uninhabited island off the coast of Chile or Argentina

Its my birthday! So u have 2 be extra nice 2 meee 💜✨

Bro u literally just made a movie called "Caught Stealing"

not much what's up with you

I do anything to mildly upset anyone and I'm like "fuck I guess I need to listen to Katy Song again"

bro just give me 4 more years bro i promise please just ten million more dollars to the VPD trust me bro I will fix all our problems bro just let me gut the parks board and and turn another city hall office into my personal gym bro just trust me

It's just one of those days

Velvet JoJo's Bizarre Goldmine 🤝🏻 Adventure beautiful, flamboyant men granted otherworldly powers by an enchanted brooch

hey wait a second

R.E.M. is in the corner straight up losing it- and by "it" haha let's just say their religion

Lexi :))

hanging with a bunch of trans lesbians and u mention ur girlfriend has a pussy and they go "wow! that's very interesting!"

does anyone have a good tutorial on how to relax

When Trump goes afk for longer than 6 hours

I wasn't expecting "hey you look familiar, are you a professional gaming twitch streamer?" to work as a pickup line on me but somehow I was thoroughly rizzed up

As an experiment, I decided to make an identical post on three different apps at the same time. Here are the results: Bluesky: 58 likes Domino's: 639 likes MILF Messenger: 32,256 likes I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.

what if everyone in th whole world goes to bed at the same time then we can all wake up and have synchronized breakfast

the lesson we should have learned from that right wing gun girl is if we just make them shit themselves it will hurt their careers far more than like. a twitch debate or whatever the fuck. antifa needs to weaponize laxatives

Timothée Chalamet looks like a little mouse. mouse man

i jus wanna hear a good beat