*hits u for a million points of damage*

what do u call it when u meet someone and they treat u like the coolest most important person in the world for like a day or so and then you get basically nothing from them? a cocaine relationship?

I've listened to so much shoegaze in my lifetime that I don't even know what shoegaze is anymore

I could be the nutrient-rich bog to your immaculately preserved dinosaur skeleton 💜🥺

al gend washroo

freaky nasty

foamy beer girlfriend.. she always has a foamy beer

"People think that dance music is superficial but they've got it all wrong. The dance floor is not just a place, it's a threshold. A ritualistic space where movement replaces language"

I made a Garfield breeding simulator.

"don't touch the mic like there's AIDS on it" one of the funniest bars ever wrote

teach a man to eat a fish and he will be full of fish

*hits u for a million points of damage*

god watching me eat shit straight out the fridge

Not only do I have a Mazzy Star girlfriend, but I also have a Mazzy Star girlfriend

one thousand million quadrillion beautiful girls.. and one strange rabbit

buying one dozen dying pig toys

everyone always calling themselves a smol bean where are the big beans. any big beans in chat

my wife asleep on the couch as a 3-hour halo analysis video plays... whats better than this folks

reckless ben would make such a beautiful woman

its wnish bae wednesday everyone... just in case u werent aware

what if they invented a band aid that didn't fall off after 20 minutes

197. madagascar

why does this photo look like its in gmod

beautiful gorgeous woman on the bus who is also wearing a lockheed martin hat... the skinwalkers are upping their game

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

And now for the long trip home 🚴🏽‍♀️ and a stop for lunch in Qualicum Bay

u mind if i get all up in ur shit

hey wats up

It's July the 4th, which means that it's Pride in the coastal town of Powell River, BC!! Happy Pride!!

Got so stoned last night that I wanted to kiss every girl on planet earth

Alex Jones exploding in his car isn't real news I do that kind of stuff all the time

being at a trans girl party is funny cuz I'll go to the bathroom and the toilet seat will be up and I'll think "okay which one of you ladies is still chill like that"

just biked 120k

I have NEVER checked my emails I don't do that sort of shit okay?

Europeans play sports?? Damn I thought they just rolled big cheese wheels down a hill

You forgot you were making tea. Just letting you know

Ppl are either like "yeah I smoke weed to chill out and sometimes it helps me sleep :))" or they're like "if I take even one hit off the blunt I'll start hallucinating the Alien chestburster tearing my organs out"

im back

Celebrating Pride Month by doing the straightest thing I can think of: logging off. Peace y'all, if you're clever you'll know where to find me

my friends have conceived of a narrative concept called "daddy and the boy", which is a duo of men in fiction: one older (a mentor role) and one younger (the student) that have some degree of sexual tension but aren't gay. So like Walter White and Jesse or the two leads from The Lighthouse

Ppl will be like "my name is Krystal Blossom and I'm a puppy!!! :333" but then they'll name their actual dog Robert

we were free and wild, the sea salt filling our nostrils as we bathed in the warmth of beautiful summer days. euphoric bliss washing over us as we stared at the horizon. in those days, anything was possible

realizing i have to put pants on and start my day