my girlfriend got married yesterday and now the weather is finally nice I think she did some wedding magic or smthn

Posters in the year 3000 are probably like: "if we went back to the year 2026 and showed some mono-sentient human this image of Bill Clinton Clone No. 256 backflipping off the Holy Walgreens Palace to deliver his telepathic inaugural sermon, their heads would spontaneously combust 🤣"

its always good to have a lighter in your pocket

One of my favorite lines in any interview is when a journalist asks Sid Vicious "where would you like to be?" And he just replies "under the ground"

I need a new age ambient girlfriend who's like "waitwaitwait stop what you're doing. wait. just listen. do you feel it... shhh... oh my god. oh my god it's so beautiful"

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: And then Kim Gordon goes "Have you heard the new Updog record?" and I go "What's Updog?" 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Unbelievable. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: I thought Updog was one of those hipster Matador bands. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Wait weren't they on K Records? 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲: Thurston also called me Moby by mistake.

fka twigs nite

if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using, with no explanation.

vancouver is the most 8 degrees celsius city

I saw this video and had to make an edit

i want one million cups of coffee

white ppl don't say "that was a good film" anymore they say "this movie broke my brain"

The real tragedy of losing video rental stores is that the most beautiful trans baddies would probably be working there

Is it just me or does it feel like Trans Day of Visibility happens at least once a month

Emerald Fennell is Zack Snyder for women

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

WHAT COULD A SAD FUCK LIKE YOU HOPE TO DO?

Chainsaw Man ending if it was actually good

I have no idea who this "Clavicular" guy is but the vibe im getting is that he's sort of like that iCarly villain that hacked her webshow because Carly wouldn't go on a date with him

It's birdhouse nighttt lets hope the djs are actually good this time

trans girls when MC Ride says "RESPONSIBILITIES COOL, BUT THERES MORE THINGS IN LIFE LIKE GETTIN YA DICK RODE ALL FUCKIN NIGHT"

Chainsaw Man ending if it was actually good

I love the Queer community

some bullshit

a kamikaze existence in the beauty of volcanic things

goddd I need to start embracing this. I fucking hate announcing that I'm leaving a party and everyone starts asking for a hug

the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down

I'm cooking up something ... @ravineangel.bsky.social

Trying to return to my normal workout routine after 2 weeks of being sick

[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on spongebob squarepants. but honestly, looking back on it. squidward is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.

sometimes u see an artist draw women with the shiny skin texture of a raw chicken breast and ur like ok I know you have drawings of this girl getting her holes filled somewhere

Directing my first film in years and already doing shit my professors would fail me for

I had millions of dollars invested in leaves. Doing great financially all summer, but then my assets turned yellow and fell on the ground??

posterization is the most beautiful photoshop effect

U ask someone "cute shirt! Where did u get it?" And u expect to hear American Eagle or something but instead it's some shit like "I found it in a hole in the ground :^)"

All the Saxon Musk posting reminds me of one of the all-timers

me trying to draw Bibble from Barbie Fairytopia from memory

this but you created a startup for neo nazis

baby i was born to run

The internet kind of ruined Mommy if someone calls me Mommy during sex I feel like I'm doing a Bluesky bit

Spending 8 months on the stationary bike and the elliptical and now all my friends are mad at me because I speed walk everywhere

the gym is kind of awesome actually