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If you noticed toilet water tastes different today, you’re not imagining things. Tune into The Jim Haggerty Show every Thursday for more things you AREN'T imagining.

i dropped my small creature somewhere

u know when salmon get really old and their bodies start to rot and they can barely move but they keep swimming anyways because they have to die in the same place they were born? Well you're never gonna guess who I just saw naked and shambling down the highway towards Sheffield Alabama

how's mitch mcconnell doing?

what's the? the the RTS im im in the RTS the the to im in in in the the was was the the to I'll on the if the TD and to the if the TD to in the TD was the TD in on on on on the TD to

today's sandwich: turkey, habanero jack cheese, pesto mayo and "Brazilian style garlic sauce" lays chips for crunch, with a bellini bliss sparkling water to drink

Welcome to certain areas. Please enjoy anything

maximum guppo

can you take care of my fucked up small son while i go to the bathroom.

me and who ..

& im back

Skunks are known to be sassy with their little stompies but ever seen a skunk get sassy when Not being held? GOSH ^///////^

bear witness, bear witness, O bear witness to my ass. It has sealed up my turds, it won't let them pass. I need it to live but it urges me to die; it's supposed to make me shit but it only makes me cry --prayer of the stopped up man, traditional

the beyond depth modpack is somehow even more fucked up than the other one i was playing so many wretched beasts

OUGH OUGH OUGH OUGH OUGH OUGH

bro's YoY profits and ebitda are not performing as well as previously assumed 😂😭🫵🫵

beauty ads for women: this will hide all of your flaws and maybe you can fool someone enough to think you have value beauty ads for men: 100% SEX WITH WOMEN GUARANTEE beauty ads for the little ceasars pizza mascot: pizza pizza

current emotion: kyne

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

JiJ ouuo fugufupipi

I'm i

pig in a blanket he is very comfy

they're putting me in a roguelike tomorrow

I spent way too much time on this

buried in the sand the dust waiting to grip you

does anyone have my boy kibble

Humgry for chickemn?

i love my wife

Click on "My Ghosts" tab Go to "Ghoul" Open "Ghoul Settings" Select "Admonish my Ghoul"

goblin chroma

help, help, i looked away for a few billion years and my deep ocean geochemistry is walking around and posting on something called a webpage help

thank you for saving my life breakfast burrito

Crayons

*teaching a caveman about Doritos* caveman: "dorrritto.." me: "haha yeah that's right!" caveman: "nacho ..... CHEESY!!!!!!" *caveman begins swinging his club around wildly, destroying everything in a small radius*

jimothy oogh

almost 1 am why am i still awake

ボルゾイはそうめんのような毛を持っている。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Borzois have fur that resembles somen noodles.

there's nothing wrong with being a gay little slut