the joke spray will continue until morale improves

ouuOuIUUUOOOOUG

the official puberty magazine

darn tooting

ENTER THE GRIST MILL MOTHER FUCKER

heading towards the wet slump

"why does your robot have a big glowing weak point" fuc,ing, you dont' know anything. you dont' know shit!!!!

homie you've got my shit piqued

Mayor mccheese’s big day

get ready

incredibly moist

big grubbis

they're eschewing me

LOL -- Trump, channeling Sean Spicer, claims his rally last night was "packed to the brim," contradicting anyone with functioning eyes who tuned in

putting ranch on your fingers and sucking it off

What if we all do this in the direction of the Supreme Court at the same time

ah! my celium

my polymers and isomers are out of sync

John "caught in a time loop" caught in a time loop

i am leaving my grimoire unattended on a podium and leaving the room for some amount of time. please do not open and look in the grimoire.

grimf

currently entranced by the strange crystal

the weeagis returns

woe, breakfast sausage patty be upon ye

a second terrible comic has hit the timeline #makeaterriblecomicday

creating a breastplate made of pure uranium

Did you or did you not buff your charisma before talking to my wife?

if you change your pfp and your handle at the same time, i have zero fucking clue who you are now

new laptop gets here tomorrow i have extracted my old ssd.. i am ready

i got the things lets feed the baby also send $34.50

if you're in line to get gripped by yooberz, STAY IN LINE

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

𝙻𝙴𝚃'𝚂 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽 𝚄𝙿 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙿𝙸𝚃

[skeleton rattles]

installing the hit mobile game "paramecium clicker 2"

gummy wagoogus jr sr, in stores for a limited time

venus of wiggendoof

girl named nostalgia

the significant goobus

COOKS YOUR GOOSE

my boy 🐸

God forbid a man have a hobby

this is me

im an anime boy