Sarah Colonthree
@sarah.northsky.social
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I hope you all see me not just as a hysterically funny beautiful and fuckable woman online but also as a faceless account you can project impotent rage onto
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Ok beat A5 with all the characters on sts2 yayyyy
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Chat is it unc to recommend specific brands of laxatives
about 5 hours ago
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How I know I’m poasting good
about 7 hours ago
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It’s always what that pussy do never how that pussy do
about 7 hours ago
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Jumping up to reach the toilet paper on the shelf at the bodega for a nice lady who can’t reach it? That’s climbus baby
about 7 hours ago
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I’m the greatest mohel of all times call that hubris
about 8 hours ago
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Cookies are the flatbread of the cake world
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remei q bloodletter
about 8 hours ago
coming this april:
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Weird millennial cringe Emilia Perez voice : shenis to vahooha
about 8 hours ago
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Going to cleatsky dot app to see who’s been slide tackling me from behind blocks
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D.
about 13 hours ago
Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.
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remei q bloodletter
about 11 hours ago
in the timeline where the monkeys won they call the nasa rocket launch area ape canaveral
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cedar longpenis
about 11 hours ago
bottom bro-wth
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Jordan
about 17 hours ago
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Betweenle 1113 - 2 / 5: 🏆🏆 ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️ - ⬇️⬇️⬇️ - ⬆️⬆️⬇️ - 🟩⬜ - ⬜
about 17 hours ago
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Gianmarco Soresi
about 18 hours ago
MOVIE PITCH: one New York Jew’s quest to find matzo not imported from Israel
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Jessica Price
about 17 hours ago
It’s that time of year again!
add a skeleton here at some point
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As a life long New Yorker lemme say a couple things: transplants are annoying sometimes but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be here or that they don’t make the city better. Everything is changing and you can never go back in time
about 17 hours ago
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jordynne, final girl
about 18 hours ago
before and after being pspsps'd at
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Pro tip don’t get hit by a fucking train
about 19 hours ago
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2 weeks
about 19 hours ago
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My dick can speak to ghosts
add a skeleton here at some point
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Bart Simpson bovine antinatalist
1 day ago
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Me and the boys rolling up to the bar with all the same fake id
1 day ago
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Need to get therianism in the DSM so that I can get insurance to cover fangs and spend HSA money on ears
1 day ago
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We were on line for the
@nicklutsko.bsky.social
show when a guy on a citi bike whizzed by and shouted “what is this line for, the gay gothic faggot party?” I don’t think he was sincerely curious though
1 day ago
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Guy who thinks tedx is slash fic about president roosevelt
1 day ago
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The subtitles don’t match up with the audio on my show grrrrr
1 day ago
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Avi Miller
1 day ago
Person the day after Passover ends: "It's about chometz baby love chometz"
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Vi poast: calling mitski fans “Mits” like we call Trotsky fans “trots”
1 day ago
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰
1 day ago
*cough*
onlyfans.com/witha_y
tips and monthly payouts last month are what literally kept my head above water love y'all
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Estrogen injectstrogened
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charlotte ($907/$2800)
1 day ago
rent is due in 3 days and we still need $1093 to cover it. then $800 for tires to make our car safe to drive. really hoping it doesn't come down to living in the car with two people and two cats $907/$2800 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕 mutual aid
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Bdsm on Passover call that the bred of affliction
1 day ago
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New York City Council
1 day ago
NOW IN EFFECT Local Law 420 This law prohibits pedestrians from stopping in the middle of the street and turning around because they realized they were going in the wrong direction. Pedestrians will be penalized with a hefty fine & a formal letter of disappointment from the New York City Council.
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New York City Council
1 day ago
NOW IN EFFECT Local Law 69 This law divides pedestrian sidewalks into two "lanes"— one for pedestrians who walk more than 4MPH, and one for those who walk at a slower pace. Pedestrians in the slower lane will be subject to congestion pricing and tolls.
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Stealing an officers gun as an April fools joke but when I snoot it a little flat that says bang pops out instead of a bullet
1 day ago
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Pactdoll Terror
1 day ago
Your favorite format's least favorite format has its inaugural event today! Welcome to NYC Block Constructed! 🗽 1st place gets a $100 gift card to Slice 2nd place gets a box set of Seinfeld 3rd-4th places get a $35 Omny Card Only cards with unambiguous NYC art are legal!
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April bapril
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Theypril fools
2 days ago
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What about the other months’s fools
2 days ago
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Ue...
can’t believe I’m seeing big Nick
@nicklutsko.bsky.social
perform on this most important holiday
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LOL or GTFO
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-UeDsXmUIc
2 days ago
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2 days ago
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Woof bark haha April fools I’m still a cat don’t worry
2 days ago
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Who up inducing current by changing magnetic flux
2 days ago
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April fools? You mean April regular?
2 days ago
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mousespouse
2 days ago
haha yeah dude i get a ton of pussy i produce music in babelton
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