Lex alert: Someone’s sexuality is labeled as “monosexual, queer” dog what

Reviews of bluesky are in:

Ok we’re watching milf manor now

Don’t do this shit

I miss my friendssssssssss

Empty stomach meds got me again fuck

Girls is so pretty

this is now late

millennial guy with an oral fixation whose favorite show is The Orifice

Again I’m so mouth horny and feeling nothing else this is strange

PCOS (polycystic ovary syndrome) has been officially renamed to PMOS (polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome) to highlight that it is predominantly an endocrine disorder and may or may not actually manifest as ovarian cyst issues. You probably know people with this syndrome, people like me!

They way they sewed my shit back together gave me pube whorls this is so funny

in canada milk cums in fags

Sometimes I make a poast for a specific one of u and then when you see it I smile

the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun the sun

Gordon Ramsay after u get ur vaginoplasty:

🔮 if u keep thinking about hrt but not taking it just take it whatever excuse u have is not worth hiding urself from what hrt could do for u

Does anyone want to bring two pathetic meowmeows some chocolate and then also hang out for a little bit <3

Kegeling so hard I turn the dilator to diamonds

Women, animal women

MacBook neo on sale? I had to wait for a year and a half for my Neo

The extra lube that falls out after dilating, or gape juice,

40 something year old YouTuber complaining that cartoons got bad in the early 2000s is so funny no dog you just turned 18

why do they call it an outfit when u of out the cold fit out hot eat the fit

a neo queef is a fart nouveau

Tooooo fucking hot out

Referring to my dilators as “my stupid chud sons”

Roses are red Violets are blue When I dilate my pussy I’m thinking of you

Groguniversal basic income

Today’s pet peeve is people using ubi to mean anything that’s not universal. Some group getting money from the government isn’t ubi it’s some other thing

More than half way through my 4/day dilation time

Weird emotions happening in sarahville tonight

Size queens are out tonight I’m just excited for a finger in the cooch <3

seven sixes, maybe more

queef qourquiqnon

Simulating cannabis use by eating Taco Bell watching how it’s made on YouTube and eating most of a bag of chips

I love artificial nacho cheez that comes from a tube

Should I drop a “lol” in the meme channel of a discord I haven’t used in 2 years

They call it an outfit because you wear it out

If you only date shut ins you never have to worry about running into an ex at an event

if i ever get thrown in the padded cell they better give me the jacket for homos

Calling her vagina her Gary Pusey

Damn I’ve done 108 dilations

Guy who goes back in time to stop 9/11 cause he really doesn’t care for the memes

Maiden mother drone

Incredible that the mta has to tell long islanders that subway stations don’t Have parking lots

commissioning four positively miniscule pairs of doc martens for the ootsy bootsy spider

ghost who body doubles for ur adhd and smells like cured meat (gobba ghoul)