Penn and tellers shithead basketball

Napping all afternoon to sleep for the night at 9 to up at 1 pipeline is unfortunately real

Catholics should allow condoms for gay sex

I don’t think I’m ready to have a doctor who’s noticeably younger than I am

Elton John was bang on when he said “I miss my wife”

She’s literally drinking milk

is zohran gonna bring billy on the street back

Preparing for Christmas strait wrapping it. And by it I mean my presents

Boy titties aka dudes rack

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Doing a heel hook on the pussy

Explaining my transition to my capitalist father as a "rebrand"

Fucked up when someone u don’t talk to any more is still really funny

Don’t bite the boob that feeds you

The problem with only liking older women is eventually you’ll be the oldest woman alive

Sometimes it’s ok to be the one putting more effort into a relationship even though sometimes it’s not

Bouncing on it in such a way that she says « damn girl your tits are wicked pissah babe »

a toy and its canvas (@sarah.northsky.social)

please help

Go piss girl I mean toy

yes babe that joke was really good. no i didn’t understand it. (sigh) can i at least suck ur tits while ur explaining it to me

oh my FUCK STOP USING SPIRIT ANIMAL IF YOU ARE WHITE Theres no reason!!! its weirdly racist to keep doing it!!!! please stop it hurts to see every time please my ancestral culture isn’t just charicatures to make jokes with

I would burn timothee chalamet out in 4 turns. Chain Lightning face. He feels like hes drowning. Lightning Bolt your blocker of course he’s tapped out. Ladybird sucked kill yourself. And Bang Fireblast. Youre at 0. You were was always at 0. Youve been 0-2 since the day you were born

When you ask me who should do the halftime show at the Super Bowl

Pemis

Autism be damned that boy sure is femmable

if ur a beautiful enough woman u can slide in allah's dms

You and me? Were like spunchbob and Patrice

I’m literally the smeepiest kitty cat of all times

2 on 2 off 1 on 2 off is the perfect three day work week

Estrogen injectstrogened

ben grimm about to go down on reed and he says "it's slobberin' time!"

Neobussy is neobussin

8 days until rent is due, and there's been no progress since christmas. please help keep peggy and i housed i'm begging you to please give what you can and share $526.50/$4750 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕

🌀 getting my boycon egg and cheese on a boygel at the boydega

Ideal poast has 40 reskeets 250 likes and 18 replies, 10 of which are some variation of “Sarah why”

It’s not cheating babe I promise it was only precum

what does a 2000s otaku girl do when she sees a goblin nabob

in: the cold food of out: hot eat the food

In: Verting my penis

In: left leg Out: left leg Turn around: the hokey cokey

In: Surgery Touch Ears Friends Out: Bad stuff idk

Spend Blood Points to imbue your attacks with magical effects, such as Wet and Upsetting.

Ok so maybe boys are good sometimes

hey. i know i throw a lotta air balls and it sometimes feels like that’s all you expect to see from me, it can get a little demoralizing so i really want you to gather round and just give me a shot here, ok? i’m really putting my best foot forward and i want your support. thank you. shibari weiss

If you think about it Aang is the OG air friar

Girl who’s therianism is boy

I recently learned about the concept of homosexuality via wikipedia. sounds interesting!

You ever notice how uncles love ai

This is probably useful to some girls but ketoconazole has a severe contraindication with domperidone— it concentrates doses by 3 to 10 times