Sarah Colonthree
@sarah.northsky.social
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I hope you all see me not just as a hysterically funny beautiful and fuckable woman online but also as a faceless account you can project impotent rage onto
over 1 year ago
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e. w. lour & etc
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gotta install the Topiari app homie
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The cool thing about vaginoplasty is that you get a pussy
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Why are they called Catholic if they don’t even meow
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What if the people who end up in the apartment on our floor are transsexuals we don’t already know and we become best friends what then
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Donald Trump has been picked up by the wind and was thrown at 60 mph directly into the side of the White House
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bree bird 🇨🇦🪢🇨🇺
about 1 hour ago
THE STORM IS COMING! TRUST THE PLAN!
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Boofing 2 so they don’t get progesterlonely
about 2 hours ago
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Pussy zaps I hope this means I get to cum soon
about 2 hours ago
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𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖙 🔞
about 2 hours ago
Ze ideal currency is a worm and a bone *sniff sniff* zat way *sniff* because ze worm can carry zero bones to the recipient *sniff* and I simply do nozhing.
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molly
about 3 hours ago
WATCH gremlins 2.22 RIGHT NOW
add a skeleton here at some point
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Gen 4 is when they stopped letting the kids with dyslexia go to gym class
about 2 hours ago
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Zizek voice the bones are their dollars and yet so are the worms. This is a dialectic
about 3 hours ago
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Worlds most touchable woman
about 3 hours ago
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Sign on my door reading “gone fistin’ “
about 3 hours ago
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Straight woman on Lex I guess you want a bisexual boyfriend? Ok go for it queen
about 4 hours ago
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Be vulnerable it’s worth it :)
about 4 hours ago
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I’m turning into my mother (looking at apartments I’m never gonna live in) ((I don’t need to know about a 7 bedroom apartment) )
about 5 hours ago
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about 5 hours ago
hi it’s meeeeee
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My wife’s gf can’t poop good better get her some Metamucil
about 6 hours ago
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emma (toys)
about 6 hours ago
butthole skip
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Ai generated poast of my enemies wearing slutty outfits but it doesn’t get any likes Crop top op slop flops
about 6 hours ago
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rue
about 6 hours ago
tactics tabletop game about two neurodivergent lesbians navigating eye contact
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Pussy orange% (glitchless, no afabskip)
about 6 hours ago
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Waddling from the toilet to my room with my underwear around my leg because I started opening a pad in there but didn’t bring it with me to the bathroom and I’m not gonna pull my underwear back up just to take it off again in 20 seconds
about 6 hours ago
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Unsubscribing my 95 year old great great aunt from “democrat action blue now please give us 5 dollars” is fantastic
about 6 hours ago
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triple double cocaine teed
about 7 hours ago
type of guy that brings a bottle marked “quaaludes” to the function but is clearly just popping flinstones vitamins with the limbs filed off
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Synapsid MD
about 7 hours ago
honestly i think one of the most successful rightwing ops ever carried out against progressive liberals was embedding the idea every trans person will scream at you if you assume their gender wrong
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Princess Pretty Girl
about 7 hours ago
Today is an important and serious day and I will not tolerate any disrespect about the gravity of this almost sacred day for you see 102 years ago Caesar Salad was born and of course we'd have to wait 58 years for his husband diet coke to be unveiled but love is love to this day God Bless CS and DC.
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Unit across the hall from our new place is up for rent who wants to form a transsexual tenants union
about 8 hours ago
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Breaking out the red white and blue dilator for today
about 9 hours ago
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Nach-o’s cereal
about 9 hours ago
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Footjob feels too committal how about a foot hobby
about 9 hours ago
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It’s still pride in my heart
about 9 hours ago
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“They keep telling us we lost the Vietnam war so I’m gonna go to a Trump rally” is insane and also makes perfect sense
add a skeleton here at some point
about 10 hours ago
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Anprim Harry Harlow doing moss mother vs stick mother experiments on baby monkeys
about 11 hours ago
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What if I started offering fetch quests to my friends. Bring me a wrench (which I do not need) and I’ll give you a crystal
about 11 hours ago
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Aaaaaaaa
about 11 hours ago
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Tankie Girl ☭
about 12 hours ago
Good morning comrades
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Cool thing about waking up at 5 is you can take a 10:30 nap
about 11 hours ago
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baby cigarette
about 12 hours ago
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George Washington- [Brad Neely]
YouTube video by DuckDuckCamel1996
https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
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Yuri Winters
about 13 hours ago
Today's the only day you can repost this.
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Never seen a Big Boy get on the roof !! 😂 OUT NOW ON ALL PLATFORMS
YouTube video by ThatboyFunny
https://youtu.be/Zz9Se5oSb1E?si=NebfPAcfRzdkwLIv
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NYC_MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
about 13 hours ago
it feels like when you’re going to a celebration for your great uncle and then you realize it’s not a funeral but instead his 98th birthday and you’re like “wtf how is he still alive” also he’s racist as hell and gives all your birthday money to israel
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If you give a woman many small kisses on her cheek it will often make her smile
about 14 hours ago
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Toblerone could be a pharmaceutical name
about 16 hours ago
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✿ ✰ ☻ ♡Phillip K. Girldick♡ ☻ ✰ ✿
about 21 hours ago
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Just a single GURP for me please
about 17 hours ago
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Betweenle 1206 - 4 / 5: 🏆🏆🏆🏆 ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️ - ⬆️⬇️🟩 - ⬜⬜⬜ - ⬜⬜ - ⬜
about 17 hours ago
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Uwaa full of love goodnight faggots
about 23 hours ago
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If you have an item with a trans symbol on it you open yourself up to that as the reason you’re given for being clocked rather than your canthal tilt or whatever, ie she can say “I love your bag” instead of “you’re clocky”
about 23 hours ago
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I love New York City I love transsexuals I love lesbians And baby you know I triple love transsexual lesbians who live in New York City
about 24 hours ago
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