gotta install the Topiari app homie

The cool thing about vaginoplasty is that you get a pussy

Why are they called Catholic if they don’t even meow

What if the people who end up in the apartment on our floor are transsexuals we don’t already know and we become best friends what then

Donald Trump has been picked up by the wind and was thrown at 60 mph directly into the side of the White House

THE STORM IS COMING! TRUST THE PLAN!

Boofing 2 so they don’t get progesterlonely

Pussy zaps I hope this means I get to cum soon

Ze ideal currency is a worm and a bone *sniff sniff* zat way *sniff* because ze worm can carry zero bones to the recipient *sniff* and I simply do nozhing.

WATCH gremlins 2.22 RIGHT NOW

Gen 4 is when they stopped letting the kids with dyslexia go to gym class

Zizek voice the bones are their dollars and yet so are the worms. This is a dialectic

Worlds most touchable woman

Sign on my door reading “gone fistin’ “

Straight woman on Lex I guess you want a bisexual boyfriend? Ok go for it queen

Be vulnerable it’s worth it :)

I’m turning into my mother (looking at apartments I’m never gonna live in) ((I don’t need to know about a 7 bedroom apartment) )

hi it’s meeeeee

My wife’s gf can’t poop good better get her some Metamucil

butthole skip

Ai generated poast of my enemies wearing slutty outfits but it doesn’t get any likes Crop top op slop flops

tactics tabletop game about two neurodivergent lesbians navigating eye contact

Pussy orange% (glitchless, no afabskip)

Waddling from the toilet to my room with my underwear around my leg because I started opening a pad in there but didn’t bring it with me to the bathroom and I’m not gonna pull my underwear back up just to take it off again in 20 seconds

Unsubscribing my 95 year old great great aunt from “democrat action blue now please give us 5 dollars” is fantastic

type of guy that brings a bottle marked “quaaludes” to the function but is clearly just popping flinstones vitamins with the limbs filed off

honestly i think one of the most successful rightwing ops ever carried out against progressive liberals was embedding the idea every trans person will scream at you if you assume their gender wrong

Today is an important and serious day and I will not tolerate any disrespect about the gravity of this almost sacred day for you see 102 years ago Caesar Salad was born and of course we'd have to wait 58 years for his husband diet coke to be unveiled but love is love to this day God Bless CS and DC.

Unit across the hall from our new place is up for rent who wants to form a transsexual tenants union

Breaking out the red white and blue dilator for today

Nach-o’s cereal

Footjob feels too committal how about a foot hobby

It’s still pride in my heart

“They keep telling us we lost the Vietnam war so I’m gonna go to a Trump rally” is insane and also makes perfect sense

Anprim Harry Harlow doing moss mother vs stick mother experiments on baby monkeys

What if I started offering fetch quests to my friends. Bring me a wrench (which I do not need) and I’ll give you a crystal

Aaaaaaaa

Good morning comrades

Cool thing about waking up at 5 is you can take a 10:30 nap

Today's the only day you can repost this.

it feels like when you’re going to a celebration for your great uncle and then you realize it’s not a funeral but instead his 98th birthday and you’re like “wtf how is he still alive” also he’s racist as hell and gives all your birthday money to israel

If you give a woman many small kisses on her cheek it will often make her smile

Toblerone could be a pharmaceutical name

Just a single GURP for me please

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Uwaa full of love goodnight faggots

If you have an item with a trans symbol on it you open yourself up to that as the reason you’re given for being clocked rather than your canthal tilt or whatever, ie she can say “I love your bag” instead of “you’re clocky”

I love New York City I love transsexuals I love lesbians And baby you know I triple love transsexual lesbians who live in New York City