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hey chat hows it honkin?

hey chat hows it honkin?

Asking the cute goose girl do it honk tho

NYC Friends and Potential Lovers or What Have You: I will be in NYC from May 21st until the 28th to celebrate my birthday. Get at me if you want to hang out. 💕🥰

a relationship should always be 50/50. you wear the tight collar and i pull on it until you forget your own name

i would have killed it as a 25 yo puppygirl being handed off between owners

.... ..... me and who and who

u have been visited by extremely rare pulse demon jacky .... share with 15 people or the noise wall will swallow you completely in one week

is that a banana in your pocket or is it some other kind of fruit?

Good. Fuck you. I hope you drown in your own blood. (To oil executives, idk if this guy specifically is a monster tho he probably is)

Saw my plastic surgeon today and the verdict is my boobs are healing well and also positioned perfectly so sorry for having correct opinions and perfect tits.

I'm a top :)

All the beautiful women, my darling girlfriend, and my beautiful boyfriend are so far away :(

I need more women to be obsessed with me.

I wasted ten years of my life not being happy with my tits dont be me

idk who needs to hear this but if ur boobs have been stuck for a long time its not any more , like, moral, to keep waiting for something to change

Have we discussed this yet?

HELLO but i’m not sorry

I need to get a pedicure stat

we need to start calling men beautiful

Went from 3 problems and no titty to no problems and 3 titty

Getting an orchi was so smart now when dumb bitches try to pull the « uwu i cant actually top hee hee 👉👈🥺 » im like girl i literally cant get it up

Not planning to bottom for a day or two so I tried takis for the first time.

Every Uber driver must listen to religious music its a law.

Happy weekend skeeters 💕

Monk: « Oh the boss is about to cast a cone I will need to get out of.... » Also monk: 👀 👀 👀

Update:

My guild master sent me a photo of her fixing her car and her hand is like covered in motor grease and I am fucking howling?

Besties if you’re a dude and you’re funny, at least marginally attractive, take the most basic care of yourself, and treat women like their just humans you will absolutely find a girlfriend y’all make it so hard on yourselves.

Asking the cute goose girl do it honk tho

Telling a guy that while my chances of getting pregnant are low, they’re never zero. :)

Its a beautiful morning :)

« Babygirl, come to bed. »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is how i've been spending my last few weeks

Need a beautiful woman to take me out back and shoot me

Damn it’s really nice out right now when you don’t have the month whispering in your ear that it’s only mid-April.

The sissy community is just Harry Potter for gays. Like yes it may have helped you or been special when you were younger but you’ve matured and grown and it’s gross and transphobic and it’s time to let that shit go.

I get to yell at the disruptive and gross member of our raid team this week it's gonna go great.

I need someone to get me pregnant right now

Winter is over spring is here I am coming out of my shell I need to be fucked until my brain can't process complex thoughts.

My girlfriend just called me a « down home West Virginia girl » chat its fucking OVER for me.

After SRS I think I'm gonna feign this shit so hard on dudes

Some of the girlies are incredulous that this continues to happen to me but my exact aesthetic most of the time is « straight girl next door who will absolutely suck your dick if you show her an ounce of attention and would also have a threesome with you and your girl. »

i have a consult fur my orchie scheduled fur june 3rd! most cost estimates ive seen put it at anywhere from $2k to $3k, which is a bit more than i can afford. if you'd like to help, anything u can spare would mean the world to me! rts appreciated if u cant! ca - $skyblue424 paypal - @skyb424

Inspiring! Clocky tgirl gets boob job and suddenly is cold approached by multiple men during her afternoon walk!

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

Due to weird laws surrounding my job, I owed the state of Virginia $2.00 in taxes this year, so I mailed them a cheque for $1.80 and filed for an extension fuck the law.

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