Is there a mistressbate?

me normally: an extremely secular jew who has only ever lived in coastal states me when pope leo craps on jd vance: *extremely chicago accent* da pope babyyyyy

I was posting heaters even back then

Me when I'm asking why everyone loves me, God's Favorite Princess:

Mission accomplished besties

Oh there’s a RAM shortage alright I tell you what

Trans woman who is like « you know I got that hookup » and it’s just about how to get really cheap dog crates.

The most well behaved passenger :)

in my estimation, the fear of "toxic masculinity" holds back trans men and transmascs. they conflate pride in one's manhood with this toxicity. thus, they don't allow themselves to come into their manhood, for fear of "succumbing" to the "inevitable" evil of masculinity.

He is going on a trip :)

Sorry @shiningangelx.bsky.social for stealin ur valour

pissing in a spiral pattern to hypnotize someone call that a hypnopisst

goin sillygoosemode

The vast majority of transgender youth in the South and half of transgender youth in the Midwest live in states with at least one law or policy that restricts their rights. Read the full report at tinyurl.com/anti-transpolicy

the three genders: puppygirl dogwoman wolfmother

Guess who got permission from her state’s Division of Natural Resources to shoot a dying raccoon in her yard what a morning

I made this

gonna go goof off in tbc classic for an hour or so to get back into things because the only thing worse than being the podcaster or blogging gf is to be the streaming gf anywhoozles come hang while i talk about my new boobs www.twitch.tv/sadsleepygir...

I know I have been talking up my new boobs but the classics is classic for a reason

"that looks cute but it feels a bit costume-y" oh im sorry do u not feel like a character in your own movie ?? are you afraid of bringing a little whimsy into your sartorial life ????

the vaccine rollout was the most effective campaign for the public good our government had overseen in years, and no politician will ever be motivated to do such a thing again. absolutely zero political reward for it

God DAMN Lady Liadrin Enjoyers have been eating good for the last 6 months. It's me I'm a Lady Liadrin Enjoyer.

ehehehehehehe

Happy Three Week Anniversary to my new titties

AOC is probably my floor y'all. She's probably the worst candidate I could get ~excited~ about in 2028.

God work is so much everything is so much all of the time I am so tired 😴

I need a backrub and for someone to fuck my brains out please and thanks.

I have got to stop pulling double 14 hour days.

Hello I would like One Attention please

Just had a macadamia nut cookie. Like and subscribe for more Heloïse updates!

I AM NOT A BRAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sorry for being insufferable about my perfect tits for the last three weeks it will continue to happen.

eternal gratitude and love to my sisters like my gf miri, stel and claire and heloïse for showing how based getting a BA is and helping me realize i didnt "have to" just wait indefinitely for something that may never come taking your happiness into your own hands rules actually ✨

AI ruined this genre of meme.

I live in a rent stabilized apartment in NYC so this is huge for me and my neighbors!

Hey if you're gonna pull the « they're real and they're fantastic » bit on bsky against a trans woman in the year of Lord and Saviour Hasan Piker 2026 please block me and my perfect tits.

looks like Mamdani is gonna get his rent freeze this year after all. big news on the housing beat from @smaldo.bsky.social:

hey besties do y'all think i'm a brat? be honest

A+ bait good job Heloïse

New rule: if you’re a chaser you cannot be a conservative. You have to be progressive at worst please submit yourself to the reeducation camps.

oh god why does the human pet guy reskeet a bunch of hot trans women?

If you want to date me you have to have a good name that we can make a cutesy portmanteau of our names. Bugoïse and Stelloïse go fucking hard you gotta be on your game name-wise.

Actually I think he would be dead by now either way.

Had a menty b and sobbed about animals this morning so I guess I'm going vegetarian again immediately.

i did coke once with [redacted] and we said like five words to each other and never spoke again

Hello I would like One Attention please

god i really wanna suck a dick rn

This was me hedging sorry. do y'all like me or do you just wanna fuck me

do y'all like me or are you just humouring me for the bit

Ten thousand years of simulated penance? First of all I would come so hard it’d rip a hole in the International Space Station.