Nervous! At the Breast Augmentation Consult

sucking and not swallowing is like doing the work and turning down the reward

Need a gorgeous man with hyperspermia to breed me.

Girl whose domme is telling her how good she is while this guy rails her. How pretty she is, how nice her hair is, how she is so good at taking it, just so good at taking it, and oh my goodness he must be doing such a good job she can't even talk she's just babbling you're doing so good sweetie.

renaming myself treadmill so people will step on me

Gay Olympics where instead of competing for medals you are competing for the Fruit Cup.

Need a beautiful woman to force me to be the table at a fancy dinner party and all the guests eat off of me.

The cute guy with facilities I’ve been flirting with since Monday has left. I have nothing left to live for.

Listen if you’re a « cis man » who finds forcefem hot and read a lot of sissy stuff and dream of a beautiful woman turning you into her girly sex slave just take some fucking estrogen I promise you’re almost definitely a woman who hasn’t had the space to explore it.

I'm not British so I'm not really gonna comment on the Finnster stuff (I can schedule an appointment with an endo and see them in a couple of months and don't have to wait five years so like the frame of reference here is just wildly different) I do think calling her a sissy is gross tho.

I miss Chloe Sagal. She was my friend and I still have an unfathomable font of hatred for everyone responsible.

Re: my praise kink/craving for validation: damn, my parents did not tell me they loved me enough.

Titty appointment tomorrow I'm fucking vibratingggggg

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

Hey bro, do you wanna come play World of Warcraft with me? I’ll tell you what it was like when Wrath of the Lich King came out. 🥰

Good girls apply their makeup before work. Good girls do their meditations in the morning and take care of their mental health. Good girls dress for success. Good girls do not slack off in the office, they are hard workers. Good girls are pleasant to their coworkers.

it makes a lot of sense that my employer and i pay anthem over $30k a year for my family's shitty health insurance instead of me paying a 10% payroll tax for a single payer system

this was also me as a little boy but i also ended up being a girl

Good girls get their rest. Good girls take care of their bodies. Goodnight bsky 😇

Seattle please hire me I'm a programmatic specialist who's really fun to be around!

God applying for jobs is so fucking demoralizing.

294 days till Blizzcon!

I remember being in middle school and so many of the girls in my grade were dating high school juniors and SENIORS and it was like guys why don't the girls your age like you?

Good girls are pleasant to their coworkers. Good girls are useful around the office. Good girls make sure everyone has what they need to succeed. Good girls are good at their jobs.

Good girls are allowed to like nice vanilla sex where you tell me how pretty I am and I tell you how pretty you are and we kiss a lot and all that.

Listen I'm not saying I want this to happen in real life, I'm just saying if my superior at work was a hot domineering business woman who called me a good girl and gave me a sucker every time I did something right it would fix all of the trauma I've ever experienced.

Stuffed shells :3

can y'all bully me into going for a run today thanks

Every time I crush on a beautiful woman she is a Pisces.

Gay Olympics where instead of competing for medals you are competing for the Fruit Cup.

Responding to a month old request at work: « sorry for the late reply, I did not and still do not want to do this. »

SOMEONE HIRE THIS WOMAN AND PAY HER WHATEVER THAT NUMBER IS IMMEDIATELY

"banned from the concept of money" is a real & horrifying thing that is happening right now laws that were created for groups like ISIS are being used on women that dare to put dildos up their ass on camera if you care about freedom, then treat working for payment processors like you do defense

Good girls are allowed to take a day off here and there and remind themselves that they are full people with autonomy. 😌

I think the most annoying thing about the Olivia Nuzzi debacle is that she is just not a good writer. Like she writes like I write when I'm writing smut and I'm actively trying to be as cringe as possible and I only have one hand on the keyboard and it's still better than what she's shitting out.

What’s y’alls favorite animal? Mine is elephants :)

Good girls are allowed to like nice vanilla sex where you tell me how pretty I am and I tell you how pretty you are and we kiss a lot and all that.

Good girls show up to their waxing appointments on time, good girls are respectful of others. ☺️

still struggling to make ends meet after buying meds & toiletries & food... any help is appreciated 🖤 ko-fi.com/mommyswomb vm/ca: mommywiseau

WEST BY GOD LETS FUCKING GO

Listen I'm not saying I want this to happen in real life, I'm just saying if my superior at work was a hot domineering business woman who called me a good girl and gave me a sucker every time I did something right it would fix all of the trauma I've ever experienced.

*nuzzis u* *notices ur brainworm* OwO what's this??

My overly pop culture obsessed Millennial coworker who is dating a younger Gen Z loves to tell me whats new and hip with the youth but because there is a 17 year old in my World of Warcraft raiding guild I already know all the hits before he tells me.

I'm currently cooking up some real weird free use office girlie ageplay conditioning shit in my brain. It rocks in here.

You can tell this is about my actual real life because it can be read two ways. The sex stuff is way more depraved.

I may not be a puppygirl, but when shit gets heavy, I do be woofing

ALSO NOW that we're on the subject, there's « good girl » and then there's « my good girl. » One of those things you can't just throw around willy nilly with me or I'm gonna remind you that I am in fact not *your* good girl.

Good girls do their skincare routines. Good girls apply their makeup before work. Good girls always dress to succeed. Good girls do not slack off in the office, they are hard workers.