He’s here!

I GET TO GO HOME AND SEE MY NEW RILAKKUMA TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyway I would like very much for everyone to stop using genAI to alter photos of women to undress them or worse

UPDATE SORRY I'M SO HOT AND PERFECT AND GOOD AT MY JOB

I love how every time my boss asks me to do something I say yes of course I can do that and then he asks how long it will take and I'm like okay now hold up that could be very easy or very difficult and I won't know until I get into it so either later today or in three weeks.

My body is a machine that turns mucus into even more mucus.

I wake up, I do my silly little skincare, I do my silly little meditations, I drink my silly little coffee, and I wait patiently for my Rilakkuma to arrive.

put me in a fucking home

okay you nerds sell me on NYC

When I was a sophomore in college I was listening to lyrics that included « lick that ass like hot sauce » which honestly was probably more influential on me than I originally thought.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX EXERCISE LOTS OF SWEAT DROP THAT PUSSY GET IT WET HIT IT FROM THE BACK THAT'S HOW I FLEX

RIP to a god damn legend www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Mq...

Ever since I was little I knew I wanted beautiful women to leave me a quivering mess.

bluesky is my talking to friends at work app like and share if you agree

« Be a good slut for me » is like a sleeper agent activation phrase in my brain I'm so sorry.

Need to get more tattoos and piercings this year.

The reviews are in everybestie:

ladies hello

HELLO WINNING SEASON AND A PLAYOFF BERTH AGAIN HELLO

Good girls apply their makeup before work. Good girls dress to impress. Good girls do not slack off at the office, they are hard workers. Good girls are useful when others need help.

poorly aged posts?

Aaaaannnnnnnnnd's that the tea, honey

Update: okay it's very good at the damage aspect 100% recommend.

I'm sorry but if wool gloves and a wool hat are not enough to keep me warm in the dead of winter it's too fucking cold out.

ALMOST HEAVEN WEST VIRGINIA BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS SHENANDOAH RIVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

I’m back I GUESS

WELCOME TO CHARLIE WEST

I miss Sable I miss Stella I miss Sophia 😭😭😭

Tauheed Epps, colloquially known by his stage name 2 Chainz once said and I quote « I’m drunk and high at the same time drinking champagne on the airplane. » He was on to something here

God I gotta tell people I love them more

I miss Sable I miss Stella I miss Sophia 😭😭😭

Got myself a first class seat and everything to lessen the sting of leaving.

Goodbye NYC :(

I would say it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on but that would be a lie.

snuffprincess bound in ribbons like a gift, skin kissed tenderly red by frost, shaking pathetically, left kneeling in the snow at the gate of the enemy castle, gagged with a rolled up letter of surrender sealed with her Mother's royal stamp

I have to leave tomorrow 😭😭😭

God I am having so many big feelings tonight 😭

Got @inyourculture.bsky.social’s ass so good just now

Take a bitch out to get wings it’s important to see how a bitch eats wings.

God I love having sex

It has happened again

Me after I top: *chugs Red Bull, walks around house naked* Me after I bottom: *dozes off, lays in bed, falls asleep for two hours*

Priority is being given to March 8th and March 12th birthdays

took some good nudes last night if you wanna see; onlyfans.com/witha_y

If your name starts with S and you’re a Pisces heyyyyyy

Oh no I have found a piercer I like in NYC its fuckin joever.

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

I mean I guess it doesn’t matter, the adults who lived through that couldn’t stop it either.

Buying Rilakkuma because nothing matters anymore.

WHAT LAW ARE WE ENFORCING WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT