thank you based jelly

lmao go to hud.gov right now

Hey y’all, so I hate that I have to do this and honestly I should have done it about a month ago, maybe even setting up an actual go fund me but asking for help is scary and I’m trying not to feel ashamed. More details below. I need ~$3,000 My cashapp is SGB9124, dm me for other payment apps ILY🥺

so rent went up, and i'm in dire straits after a week of not working due to side effects from medication/vaccinations kicking my ass. anything helps. PP: paypal.me/classypay CA: $junedelphox need 750 to cover rent alone. i can cover gas/food at least. anything extra goes towards my cat (molly 🍓)

Had a dream about fighting off invisible assassins which eventually realized were demons when the apocalypse happened and then had to fight off a bunch more and Idk what that says about my mental state so yeah you could say I'm doing well mentally and emotionally right now.

Not even horny damn

hey everybestie i think i am massively depressed

It’s Monday! Let’s get after it friends :)

Getting margaritas with the cool old ladies lets go

I’m agnostic, the Thinking Woman’s religion. :)

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

AYO STARBUCKS GOT PROTEIN LATTES NOW?

My aesthetic goals are Terminator 2 Sarah Connor.

Good morning friends, I am feeling mostly better now, let’s get after it 💕

Why tofu so hard to fix properly

Soup time

These two guys are taking care of me today.

Update: it is in fact strep throat. Strep thrussy etc etc

Uh oh besties guess who has strep throat

Need a beautiful woman to ritualistically sacrifice to me an ancient deity via exsanguination.

hey besties, i was recently let go from my job (company restructure) so i am FunEmployed. if anyone has leads on hiring in the twin cities or wants to kick a couple of bucks my way, i would really appreciate it. i'm trying to not freak, but i'm gonna be real i'm very stressed love bugs

Every now and again I will get such a hankerin for salt that I will house half a carton of chicken stock and a jar of pickles in like 2 hours.

It’s honestly amazing how well this shit works on me

Plate of spaghetti never forgetti

Listen there's simply more people like me out there than people like them and that's why we're gonna win.

Got a life changingly painful massage.

Get your friends flowers they'll love that shit :)

Starting a mass political movement but it’s just about helping your neighbors and loving each other and being kind.

Neither of them are particularly politically minded, according to them, and one just said of the situation: « I don’t condone it, but, couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. » The right might be getting cooked y’all idk

Help, man near me smells *really* good

Hey everybestie what did they determine to be the cause of autism anyhow I’m off doing something

This memorial service seems profoundly bad for Republicans. I am listening to two 25 yo white dudes in WV talking about how Republicans just ignore objective reality like besties these are supposed to be yr guys

I've been doing this neat thing for the last couple weeks where I show up to the office ~8am and leaving once I've worked what the second person in the office can work until 5pm from whenever they come in. I've left at 12:30-12:45 five times so far.

bsky, besties, just let me name myself trannie murphy y'all dont care about trans people please let me do it it would be kinda funny for like ten minutes besties please

It’s Monday babes lets get after it

Good morning, everybestie. Do something kind for yourself and something kind for someone else today. 💕

Be good to yourselves, everybestie :)

Awake but at what cost

Roasted an entire chicken :) Susan made the rest

Seeing women in their 20s, 30s, and 40s going out to raves, concerts, and doing hot girl shit is cool and all, but I am seeing my women friends in their fucking mid 50s do this and besties we ain’t got shit on them.

Birthday Chicken!

He needs his birthday present. :(

Shoutout to yesterday when I had to tell my coworker to not disrespect Arthur Rubinstein in my office.

Good morning everybestie let's get this bread or dread, depending.

fellowship is pretty neat so far i like it, very quick slimmed down wow dungeon simulator kinda

*sigh* me and who?

I'm not saying we gotta hand it to Meat Loaf, I'm just saying he did kinda go off when he come up with the lyrics « there's a party raging somewhere in the world, you gotta serve the country, gotta service your girl. »