gotta be some use for this at some point

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

fucking nasu always foreshadowing everything

Am I helping

all rhythm games are playing toys, playing instrument, or playing computer. all of them. you can categorize every rhythm game with this triangle

making players stop in the middle of gameplay to watch a movie was a good start but we gotta go further. drop a novella on the player, a comic book maybe, shut down the visuals all together and play a concept album at them

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

yeah I got you

one of my most firmly held beliefs about art is that the audience has no rights whatsoever

what's with the magical girl names and costumes and shit, is that an identity thing or performance art or is it for real? sorry, was that was insensitive? that was probably insensitive, i'm so fucking sorry, i'm fucking addled to shit right now. also? also? how are you saying ruby text out loud?

It used to be you’d log into an IRC channel to try to download an album or a game illegally and you’d walk into a conversation and see like [8:33]<The_Faithless_Disciple> And that’s what it means [8:33]<The_Faithless_Disciple> To be a faithless disciple…

at this point i understand quite well what affectations and disaffectations are necessary to become Cool, and how to perform them, but at heart i am the sort of endearing silly-billy who would hate it the whole time. also when you think about it being cool is actually pretty lame

no

stacked libertarian transfem who tells less chesty dolls to pull themselves up by their boobstraps

where is she now? we need her...

"I do not know with what weapons Gamergate 2 will be fought, but Gamergate 3 will be fought with sticks and stones."—Ludwig Wittgenstein

in theory it's straightforward what "treatler" means (being a hitler over treats) but in practice nobody can agree on which things are treats and which behaviors are being a hitler perhaps appropriately, it's all one big confusing game of mad libs

this all does indeed sound dumb as hell. but also: "cad bane" is such a star wars name, up there with "elan sleazebaggano"

Jawlene sighting

this thread is art

Beatrice and Erika Umineko at the Phillies game

90% of Internet Whisperer type posting is just people applying "all cats are girls and all dogs are boys" to tumblr/4chan

Ground control to Stacy’s mom

Ahh so if you’re new to Bluesky and you wanna grow here, I have a few tips: 1. take the pingas molly IMMEDIATELY and have the worst fucking night of your life

like i get that some of you On Here are part of actual communities with each other but that doesn't mean that every little slapfight is actually a matter of Defending The Community. you can just be a bitch on the internet if you want, i do it all the time

"playfab"? are they allowed to say that?

the memento mori fandom is dying, and on that note,

im not much of a winter person but i gotta admit it's great chili weather

Eternal September of the Spotless Mind.

RIP Maria Ushiromiya you would have loved 67

It's really fucked up to shame someone for putting tits on a dog when half my friends are taking pills to try and do that themselves

xavier renegade angel dialogue

love when a tv show or something has a Freak Squad of barely functional human beings with a unique and valued set of skills who the main cast has to figure out how to work with. really speaks to the fantasy of hanging around with your weird friends and being valued by society for it.

Rudy Giuliani can’t even run his own iPhone. He tried to film the Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve 2026 party but accidentally flipped the camera on his own dazed face.

fuck is going on with the new accounts

charlie kirk being assassinated is to gen alpha what 9/11 was to millennials, except even funnier

people on here will post anything. 'we used to have rules for Online' No we didn’t. That isn’t true.

centuries of geology and yet no meaningful progress has been made on the Hard Problem of Tectonics

FUCK

true star trek has never been tried

seeing another round of discussion of vndb's criteria for inclusion, and i must once again bring up that they have a page for homestuck

its weird we have a casino themed fascist for a leader named trump and he coats everything in gold like we are kind of a fallout faction