quick poll: what do you consider the ideal ratio of friends to strangers at a party?

*flips around chair* you know who else got "roman canceled"

the narrative jumps between several distinct time periods: the end of the roman empire, the end of the roman empire, the end of the roman empire,

vote now on yr phones: so what video game will an american diplomat get taken out while playing this time around

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That one tune in Castlevania III... does it sound like a squeaky hinge, or maybe a plastic straw in a disposable cup?

hobbit STUNS high elves by ordering lembas in perfect quenya

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

explaining to journalists that trans people have a thing called "being alive" which is as important to us as "have opinion in newspaper" is to them

welcome 2 my microwave!! no nc or dubcon please!!

guy who thinks "boat stuck" is a crossover between boatmurdered and homestuck

I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.

scariest thing about the history of nuclear close calls is how many of them were averted due to there being one single person in the chain of command who had their head on straight. don't like our odds on that right now.

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

i can't believe i got to use this joke at a party last night. like what are the odds that i would be at a party and futa fix dick dine n dash specifically would come up

hey joe, how many years has it been world war 3 for?

a brainworm probably only i have is the fake slang term "ragsnaozzle gus gus" which was created to vandalize conservapedia's "street slang" article

"dice should be isohedral" "all the faces of a die should be the same size" "you should make any effort at all to make all possible rolls on a die somewhere close to equally likely" woe, rhombicosidodecahedron be upon ye

happy to have a boyfriend who doesn't look at me funny when i say the word "cloutpilled" out loud

my most out-there prediction for the next handful of years is the use of exactly one nuclear weapon

"USian" is just the coward's AmeriKKKan

I was watching other language dubs of the Steel Ball Run trailer, and French Johnny saying "Je suis Johnny fucking Joestar!" is actually iconic and so in character

every beer's label is just replaced with a sticker with ! printed on it. you've gotta sniff it or throw it at another patron to figure out what it does and if you'd like to order a second one

the professional classes are full of people who see a threat to their status as being equal to a threat to your life

silence queers, a tranny is speaking

surely someone on your timeline has now been burged

now, you might think that this guy is nothing but red flags. but this would not be entirely accurate, as the flags have some black and white in the middle too

recent mood

what's the infinite jest of games, what's the funniest game to call the infinite jest of games, and which game would it make the most people mad if you called it the infinite jest of games

Billy Corgan became a raging transphobe because we're the true experts at smashing pumpkins

POV: you are making a difference from inside the NYT

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

smiling friends ending is 9/11 for guys with emotional support slurs