save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked

"lowtax? you know he actually banned me personally..."

Rock n Revy

bringing back a classic

i keep seeing people talk about all the great connections and opportunities they've gotten off of social media, and that just hasn't been my experience at all. thinking this all might just be a huge waste of time for me.

fuck am i even doing here ("here" as in bluesky, no cause for concern)

induct this man into the Bits Hall of Fame NOW

once again resetting the "days since someone tried to relitigate cohost" clock

imagine arguing online about piracy with a guy who wore a suit to anime club. couldn't be me.

this is how this website feels right now

i love magic slang because half of it has a logical explanation and the other half is "it's the name of a calzone this one guy liked"

not jumping ship just yet but the backup is jorts.horse/@TheWeightOf...

if @bsky.app introduced a "Demon's Mode" — what do you think it would be? what problem would you want it to solve?

i have been working on this and the shape it is currently taking is "what if shinji was abused by his polycule instead of his dad"

fun fact: all coastlines are the same length

need him to do photoshoots for each and every one of these

i had a vision

if any of the democratic candidates do the needful, they will be the first one i vote for in 20 years

The internet has made us all stupid

fuck a tier list, put your guys on this chart

You know what? Screw this site! I’m going to make my OWN social media. We’re going to go back to good old forums! To fund it and ensure that people will act right around each other, I’ll set an entry fee of $10. And because it’s gonna be more sex positive than this site, we’ll call ourselves Goo—

imagine a guy like this exclaiming, "this shite is so arse." because there's a huge overlap between this type of person and the type of person who refuses to say real swears.

"we just call balls and strikes," say the mods, as they ignore the guy throwing balls directly at the batter

Jamie Foxx is on a quest to find 99 cursed golden coins and return them to their rightful resting place (Source: tinyurl.com/3edrzu29)

fuck yeah

please, avril lavigne was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother. call me avril xiv.

explain your user name

"wait you spent several years with a laptop that would overheat if it tried to play youtube videos? how were you playing games? did anything even run?"

once again thinking about the scene in fist of the north star where, instead of animating a shot of kenshiro, they just wiggle a cel in front of the camera for a bit youtu.be/oxlru5Rezgc

look. i know that, for every person, there's an amount of money that would break their brain. but some of you out there are having it happen to you at an embarrassingly medium level of wealth. if you are getting billionaires' disease off of 150k/year then there is an extra thing wrong with you.

halloween party drink menu: - drink that mimics blood and also contains actual blood - drink that mimics cum and is served at body temperature - drink that interacts with as many medications as possible and you have to sign a waiver to drink it

hypothesis: when hillary clinton lost the election, feminism-in-one-woman required a new subject to take her place, which ended up being taylor swift.

"you have to treat the computer like people" why don't you try treating people like people

someone needs to leak the groupchats. you know which ones.

who called it "New Sincerity" instead of "NeoGAF"

2010s: be sure to put some sort of dog interaction in your game for a Polygon writeup 2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in

like 90% of llm discourse could be solved by a ten-minute conversation with ELIZA

fifty bucks a month and an old mac mini will give you and your friends all the webforum you want, completely under your own control.

no waaaaay

something i wish i'd known when i first switched to shots: putting the needle in is a lot easier if you count out "one... two... three" out loud and put it in on three

unfollowing now, i followed for his paintings and malapropisms, did not know that he banned yaoi

in retrospect, arcane season 2 really was the defining media product of the harris administration

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.

there's no shame in going bald, but there is extremely shame in whatever that forehead thing is

thanks for the heads up