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the essence of visual novels is "philosophy" and "heroine with tights"

The Salmon of Clout

THE LOATHSOME DUNK SKEETER

"We need to get a fund going for that employee who is married to the CEO." "Why!" "Because whoever he is, he needs a water proof phone." "Why!" "Because this guy, I wish I could remember his name, threw his in a pool." "Why!" "Whoever it was said it needed to cool down." "Why!" …

diabolical knowledge

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Admin Lowtax The Dipshit? I thought not. It’s not a story LinkedIn would tell you.

calling every game an action game because you take actions in it

going 0-2 not close and immediately delivering the entire "man in the arena" speech from memory

there are borzoi everywhere for those with eyes to see

oh, did a discourseball happen? i was busy Having A Nice Time With My Boyfriend

these were the cats obama wanted to impress in college

getting breast augmentation and naming my new tits like culture ships

[asking the organizer of the furry con jerk sesh about their 'sona] you're telling me a crab ran this goon

I like how this headline makes it look like the Atlantic is getting its Indian celebrities confused

Hi this joke is for me

just bought a purse for my purse

let the bears pay the bear tax. i pay the futa tax!

happy lesbian week

dawg it would be so funny if the imagine dragons guy's game was good and none of us ever knew

"wordcels vs shape rotators" was hilarious because it was a bunch of guys smugly asserting their superiority over their ability to rotate shapes and then subsequently getting owned in every department by the people who do words good

they ain't kidding, those girls can tour

[trying to ask if the odd guy out in the groupchat is finally transitioning without saying that directly] so... grunglin' hard or hardly grunglin'?

this is my fantroll, ericka furudo

alright gamers, it's time to answer the pivotal question of our age: who is the rei ayanami of yanderes?

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.

congratulations boards of canada on their music finally being granted custody of its children

once again resetting the "days since someone tried to relitigate cohost" clock

We should have never doubted this man

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

silicon valley ideology is basically just another form of chuunibyou, the magical and esoteric sealed power is just located in a server farm instead of under an eyepatch. like there's a very direct line from type-moon to roko's basilisk.

yang wen-li

When Michael Sinterniklaas pops up in an anime dub

We must not let ourselves broadly generalise. There are a lot of Japanese posters backing us up with some of the most enlightened, airtight arguments.

they finally listened

it's always "doesn't matter what part of the website you posted on" until the website is reddit

when some of you bitches transitioned it was from langley to bushwick

advice from a go book

Running to module-resource in a cold sweat because I was, for some reason, compelled to see what Parappa the Rapper's topology looks like