democrats and republicans rn

I wish the Skarsgards had a Keeping Up With the Kardashians style show where they all eat salads and lament things

ehhh boss, ya want i should src: cohost.org/PositronicWo...

sebulba isn’t scared of anyone. sebulba is strong and a good racer. you know what i bet after anakin left tattooine sebulba repaired his pod and got back on that grind.

WE ARE BACK PENTIMENT TIME twitch.tv/linktothepabst

Breaking - citizens of Minneapolis now playing 'those endearing young charms' on pianos incorrectly, causing agents to rush over in frustration and play it correctly, causing the pianos to explode.

New type of bisexuality dropped

Fellas, is it morally justifiable to log off?

COOP. I'M LOOKING FOR A BENTO BOX COOP. NOW IT CAN'T BE PINKU. THAT'S JAPANESE FOR PINK, COOP. IT HAS TO BE 2 OR MORE KOTOBA, COOP. THAT'S JAPANESE FOR 2 COMPARTMENTS. ANYWAYS, COOP, IT HAS TO BE CHIBI, OR, SMALL SIZED. AND IT HAS TO BE REALLY KAWAII. THAT MEANS CUTE, COOP. YOU GOT ALL THAT?

lorebrain and powerscaling are kinda the same thing

this is genuinely incredible

they call it the rules based international order. but it doesn't rule. and it isn't based. and it isn't very orderly, either. so that would just make it an international, but it isn't one of those either.

Ugh, can’t believe they’d let a trans woman star in Euphoria.

a funny thing about "deeply unserious" is that it comes pre-rebutted; "very serious people" as a pejorative in common usage predates it by quite a bit.

YODA RIGHT BEFORE HE PUNKS OUT: bitch i might be

editing myself down to be as nonspecific and nonactionable as possible until it all just comes out as

it's a cold and it's a broken dilberito

if you hear someone say something smart they may be using a technique called "thinking"

been thinking about this post all fuckin day

dilbert has become Ensouled

just under the time limit let's goooooooooooooo

Coming soon: CrunchyRoll orginal series Vote la Vote

The logical endpoint of Fuck Konami

as a concession to woke 2 the comic strip dilbert has introduced a repper character named eggbert

crazy / but that's how it goes / millions of people / are scaring the hoes

it is simply impossible for a writer at the new york times to get hired at another publication, given the paper's total lack of notability or prestige. this is totally unrelated but does anyone know what that glowing thing in the sky that i've never seen before is?

historically accurate☑️

[extremely The Bluesky Age voice] y'all remember institutions

when trump got reëlected i thought he would at least know better than to fuck with the money, and i've spent the last year being extremely owned by how wrong i was

mech pilots vs. magical girls cigarette race

get a bottle of champagne chilling now, you don't want to be caught out when the time comes

So @birdrespecter.bsky.social shared this in our group chat and after 12.5 hours of podcasting it’s the only content my brain can actually process anymore

one thing that's hard to get across to people who weren't Online in the 00s and earlier is just how high a percentage of the people you'd come across on the internet were libertarians

normal person movies should not be over three hours, that should be reserved for the Freak Zone

chat we gotta stop treating memes like they're actual sociopolitical analysis, calling something "glonzo" or "burrito taxi" is not the same thing as advancing a cogent thesis

RELAX

gotta be some use for this at some point

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

fucking nasu always foreshadowing everything

Am I helping

all rhythm games are playing toys, playing instrument, or playing computer. all of them. you can categorize every rhythm game with this triangle

making players stop in the middle of gameplay to watch a movie was a good start but we gotta go further. drop a novella on the player, a comic book maybe, shut down the visuals all together and play a concept album at them

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

yeah I got you

one of my most firmly held beliefs about art is that the audience has no rights whatsoever

what's with the magical girl names and costumes and shit, is that an identity thing or performance art or is it for real? sorry, was that was insensitive? that was probably insensitive, i'm so fucking sorry, i'm fucking addled to shit right now. also? also? how are you saying ruby text out loud?

It used to be you’d log into an IRC channel to try to download an album or a game illegally and you’d walk into a conversation and see like [8:33]<The_Faithless_Disciple> And that’s what it means [8:33]<The_Faithless_Disciple> To be a faithless disciple…

at this point i understand quite well what affectations and disaffectations are necessary to become Cool, and how to perform them, but at heart i am the sort of endearing silly-billy who would hate it the whole time. also when you think about it being cool is actually pretty lame