my local independent theater is going michael only mode i'm so scared

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

you just got unc'd

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

how it feels to watch my beloved team play basketball

pervert hockey player who gets a little excited when he gets sent to the penalty box

athlete that sniffs poppers instead of smelling salts before big games

miss piggy i could make you so happy if you just gave me a chance, drop that green chump

not every team has it in them to vanquish the mighty orlando magic in the sofi nba play-in tournament but i know one that did

i love coming here and posting some shit like "BASKETBALL" and everyone cheers like in the lois griffin meme

say it with me: the sofi nba play-in tournament

if you told me i'd be cheering an andre drummond dagger three a few years ago i'd be like ok yeah whatever i'm already broken beyond belief i believe you

if i'm courtside at an nba game and get beamed with a ball i'm demanding the player kiss my booboo

sad to see a very good role model like lamelo ball say a curse word

i'm playin minecraft right now if you guys wanna watch while the nba thing is down

the epic highs and lows of the sofi nba play-in tournament

the #hive is #buzzing

walter white if he was a lightbulb: walter light #thankyouandgoodnight

telling my darling child in a few years that they were conceived on the northernlion supercruise

can't watch whatever stupid speech is happening, paul george is 1 point off a 40 piece against the vaunted washington wizards

embiid hit a pull up three and i moaned #realfan

i hope mr bean wins all the oscars tonight

i like to play slay the spire 2 while watching nl stream it and i pretend we're on a playdate

italian legend aaron nola whom i have never spoken ill of in my entire life

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

this will go down in history as the cam payne 32 point day. nothing else of historical basketball significance happened elsewhere

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expose one of you follows @dansplainer.bsky.social

decided to watch salo on a saturday afternoon like most do

when kellin quinn and vic fuentes are speaking my 30 year old ass is listening

i have forgiven spike lee for that oldboy remake

this dude obama is on tv saying to go to "obama dot org" come on be serious

as a kid i played dead or alive beach volleyball just for the love of volleyball i wasn't jacking off at all

mickey mouse is in my basement coming down off nicotine withdrawals and i'm throwing batteries at his head for fun

what if slime but EVIL

it's so cringe that marty supreme is already out digitally, you should have to wait like 5/6 months until it's released on blu-ray like god intended

Liu Bei visits Zhuge Liang three times at Luckin Coffee.

the phoenix suns gorilla is consuming one lucky fan whole at halftime

i cannot believe i missed hard boiled returning to theaters i might as well die

anyone else love being #normal? #normalsky

thought about narrating my own kidnapping but it seems like every good idea has been done already so what's the point

i ❤️ fantasy basketball