jonny greenwood: doofus zionist, brilliant composer for film. give him the oscar and slime him onstage.

paul thomas anderson has done the impossible: made a movie just about everyone loves but no one can talk about without being annoying. absolute cunt/proper legend type shit.

seated for a battle or two in a large film format

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

i have shorter hair but i think i could plug into a creature on pandora. we could figure it out on some chill shit.

america's biggest cultural failure is the lack of a widespread "green sauce" to pair with our very respectable yellow, red, and white sauces

in my day movies were released on fridays, not thursday evenings. nickels also had pictures of bumblebees on them. "give me five bees for a quarter!" you'd say.

i moved to my apartment in january and the previous tenant asked if i could keep an eye out for mail then. cut to september where he’s asking me this lmao

people acting like severance has more to offer than some nice mid century retrofuturist production design

the kawhi story is wild and should have real consequences for the clippers/ballmer but pablo torre will always strike me as a bit of a dweeb

could a father not turn in his son?

jd with these two in a federal building basement

managed to not mention charles entertainment kirk at a work event 🙂

my condolences

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. One Battle After Anotha

i’m in charge of the one battle after another social media campaign. i have no idea what i’m doing and i am freaking the fuck out

she hates e-commerce

i’m literally at a noise show when he could die. pls come through @god

annoyed enough by twitter to mostly log out through the weekend but i’ll say, “is adam friedland interviewing ritchie torres a normalization of zionism by bds definition” is a more interesting topic than “does taylor swift’s engagement instagram caption demean public school teachers”

you rarely encounter a perfect intro..........but when you do

nice argument. however i have already depicted you as the sniveling and whining gene siskel and myself as the calmly confident roger ebert.

mets with 10 runs in 6th

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

The Art of the Deal

looked up the street view of the multiplex i went to from ages 5-23…paved paradise….

i’m starting the marxist reading group on r/billsimmons

Olivia Rodrigo covers “The Caves of Altamira” with Donald Fagen at Lollapalooza weekend 2

NBA Finals. Game 7. 00:00:05 on the clock. Championship on the brink. Game-winning free throw opportunity. Who do you have the line?

first photographic evidence of being ‘in my 30s’

turning 30 next week

let’s get diggled

alamo played five minutes of the video podcast with ari aster and bill hader before eddington

stfu and dribble

reading mason & dixon instead of rereading vineland this summer

shared a hoop at the rec center gym with a chinese guy wearing a draymond jersey

this is how you know dame is really happy to be back in portland

Starbucks on 93 and B'way. Uptight Queen barrista named JAY has an attitude problem.

gotta take pusha t’s word on yellow diamonds looking like pee pee

What is going on with my “pals” and, in some cases, “enigmas”?

put respect on his name

Between S*perman, my pocket universe, the defense secretary from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Lexy needy drinky.

Sissy Perry White of Failing Daily Planet newspaper and owner of bad food restaurants has a problem -- his D.P. Oscar party is no longer “hot”