This Saturday morning at 8:30 am PT! Youth Pastor(ized dairy product) @drpizzastone.bsky.social and Rev. Mac Big Mac (@packbenpack.bsky.social) return to McDonaldland to preach the food book! Also I might play a game that was available on a McDonald’s N64 or GameCube kiosk idk www.twitch.tv/alpclam

finally, some good f***ing food!!

finally, there are games available on the playstation 5

The giant bed from deadly premonition would fix me

this motherfucker. he saw haircut stream 2 and got jealous. stupid piece of shit. your song at the end of pokemon violet sucked btw.

im slaying with lil puff! slaaaaaay

Crap like Rotten Tomatoes & Metacritic have helped break folks' understanding of how media review criticism is supposed to work. Finding one thoughtful critic to read/watch whose preferences you align with OR are fundamentally opposed to is more useful in finding work you'll love than any aggregate.

managed to get a 20 minute time-out that lead to a draw because me and this person's archaludon were at a complete standstill. sometimes it feels good to know that you've made someone's day worse. also yes my foul plays were getting outrecovered by leftovers and yes that final one was a crit

I post a photo every few days of my face soyjaking something new and then only image he ever uses is the one where I was in hospital for a head injury

For some reason I didn't think conditioning my hair while I'm near-bald would actually do anything and I'm ecstatic to report that I was wrong and stupid as fuck. I was really stupid. Like man I was so stupid. Lol like fuck I was so stupid. And wrong

hey everyone grindset is real actually

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

everyone is like "kash patel is a disgrace to his station" w/r/t one of the deadliest agencies in american history but genuinely this is exactly what i want out of an fbi director. like yeah everyone else is super nazis but the bumblingly incompetent podcaster? thats my goat

the most interesting part of this that really drove this home is where it mentions that ironmouse probalby has like 4x-5x the viewers that he has, but meanwhile she is (correctly) treated as this niche corner of internet fandom while he is "everywhere" recently despite being statistically a nobody

wtf

Full little turnaround of the lowpoly model I made myself for streams 👻🔦

Tonight, 7pm EST. We are back. New hair reveal. Also: junior correspondent @griefsodeerly.animalclowncar.party delivers a special report on the biggest fast food collab yet. Also peep this out got unbanned or whatever. www.twitch.tv/fkasocks

Cloud got hungry on Switch 2

rudy's bayou birth control new ep w/ @tomwalker.bsky.social out now! youtu.be/a-zo-rOjjOM?...

Tomodachi Life

made this poster for bloody legend @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social FUCKED UP JEOPARDY! SAVE THE DATE!! ty jesse :)

i want to suck! www.twitch.tv/cohabitual

BLOODHUNT TODAY ‼️ We watch the sun rise over Prague for the last time….. I’LL SEE YOUR ASS IN ELYSIUM 🕐 1pm MST / 4pm EDT

indie game marketing is untenable right now, bro allegedly took a shot at the president and it got him 22 concurrents

I got zero business being on dating apps right now looking the way I do. Bare minimum my beard grows back but I cannot be subjecting other people that I wanna kiss to this

tfw the gas station sugar free jerky and liquid death

there is absolutely no way you could predict the second line of this arbor day rap @viony.bsky.social found. i dont think a single fucking person could anticipate it

Tune in to @fkasocks.com's stream on Tuesday if you want the REAL DEER REVIEWZ

LIVE NOW! The expected Saviors on the planet me and @pseud0streams.bsky.social are live and reminding our audience... trees are awesome. www.twitch.tv/v1ony

hey guys im really sorry. im sorry all those guys got cut from the wwe. meanwhile they gave me a big paycheck. they couldnt afford to keep the motor city machine guns because they needed to pay me. im really sorry its all my fault. its all my fucking fault. tommy end is gonna kick my head off dude

I strongly feel that the state should intervene to help Scott.

If your stream setup don't look like this then what are you even doing

Its going good 👍

the real stream here is watching the hair cutter stare into the middle distance holding a hair in abject silence the entire time while russ describes to scott the lore of his new character, Cyber Russ, for 5 entire minutes

Haircut Stream 2. Live Now. A man will be changed forever. www.twitch.tv/fkasocks

Fry, Leela, and the Robot are coming to Final Fantasy 14 via a free expansion

i need to see alex jones denouncing the Dootle Dots as satanic & pizzagate now

this is the literal DEMON being put in charge of infowars and everyone thinks this is just OK???

I finished the finale for haircut stream 2 and it's really good. I'm really excited. Genuinely this is gonna be an awesome stream, I can't believe how well it's come together

come on

TOMORROW'S STREAM: #TOMODACHI LIFE 🚨[LIVE @ 3PM EST]🚨 We're going back to Dogwater: The Content Isle. I've got more Mii's to make, and some new mii's that have just been added. Then we raid over to @fkasocks.com for The Haircut Stream Of The Century THEN LIVE AGAIN? PERHAPS. AT [10PM EST]

Loathsome Dung Eater stuns in new photo.

all I'm saying is I would be such a good crank for the new infowars. One of Alex's little stooges that has no life, that's a role made for me. I can easily frame myself in front of awful looking wallpaper. I could be a Paul Joseph Watson. someone tell tim onion to give me a call

There gonna circumcise this dude Live on air

I genuinely think some people do not want to look this in the eye/think about it because it is so awful. We wrote what I thought was a pretty eye-opening story about all this and I was surprised by the lack of engagement tbh

people's tomodachi life islands be like

#yup #perfectday

[sees that Why unblocked everyone]