Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol! jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?

takes an unbelievable level of failed skill checks to be a loser if you're rich. you have unrestrained time and resources to hone any skill in the world and to verifiably support your local community but instead you're a selfish spineless blight on society. no excuse for it

WHAT DID I EVEN DO

hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

You know what bugs me? That Steve Bannon always says “they’re gonna put me in jail!” and no Democrats say “You’re goddamn right we are!”

second formal training match in wrestling. still undefeated. busted out a discus lariat out of nowhere that I hadn't tried in the ring yet and got the pin with it. a seasoned vet was helping train and he popped for it. good feeling. I am becoming something more

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

Hey, a couple close friends are going through a really rough time right now and on top of it all Toast broke her leg and has to get surgery for it Friday. if you're able to help a trans lesbian couple afford groceries and rent while recovering/lining up work pls chip in what u can more details below

do these guys do anything but poop

its time. honkai night 2. i must go back to the game that gave me money so i can get money again. download honkai star rail via my link today. we are entering a new era. also its still no clip cliptember so you better not clip anything from this stream you PIG #ad #spon www.twitch.tv/fkasocks

A thing I wrote about Schumer when Mamdani won the primary and kind of thinking about it a lot the last two days

you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

people just finding out about The Five Weeks Of Planets, you gotta also listen to this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBMw...

guy who watches Pluribus and immediately recognizes the main character from her role as the "Tutorial Witch" in the 1997 Magic the Gathering computer game

well well well. tonights a special night. i revisit the first game to ever sponsor me and give me 20 dollars: Honkai Star Rail. That's right, they're giving me yet another 20 dollars. please. im begging you. download honkai star rail via my link. please. 7pm est on www.twitch.tv/fkasocks

elemental mage young thug : did a lot of shit just to wield this here ice styyyyle / its capable of freezing blocks, yup my iiice styyyyyle

looking to make a new group dm called The Chair Company Company where we can talk about The Chair Company. inquire within

I decided to check out what the first five "certified banger" posts were and guess what: they fucking suck

whirligig saw

very sorry to tumblr user "segamascott" whose name i misread in my brain as smegma scott. but also in my defense, spelling mascot with two Ts is an insane person thing to do, so you should have expected this

Sports is an escapist wish-fulfillment fantasy world where people who suck at their jobs get fired, people who are good at them get paid extremely well, and there exists an extensive infrastructure to identify, develop, and mentor talent

Every day in this country the poorest, least powerful, most vulnerable people make hard choices and sacrifices for the sake of their integrity and values, while everyone else, from wealthy elected officials to journalists, make this face 🥺 when asked to make any kind of stand for public good

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

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This is one of the last times you can post this

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Just asked the Bojangles Drive Through AI if I was going to heaven and it added 5 dollars to my total

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

big day today. making money moves. #TheMillionFollowerChallenge

When I log onto Instagram , it shows me WWE wrestlers with their garish MAME cabinets with shitty artwork and stretched out aspect ratios on the games. It's not as bad as their Saudi shit, and everything else BUT it feels like a specific attack on my sensibilities and I don't like it!

I think something cis people might not understand about people like Gavin Newsom who publicly espouse transphobia, is that 99% of the time they're only saying the stuff they think other people will find palatable, and their true beliefs are muuuch worse.

Frank Sinatra’s first draft

on the hunt for a beautiful woman

come on

tfw you have to recreate skype UI by hand from random old blog screenshots. anyway i'm super excited to try this out >:3

theres still a handful of people who support antpch on patreon which is very heartwarming, but also idk if its coming back and i might just publish the special episodes on the free feed. if you're supporting me monetarily there then uhhhh idk sub to me twitch or something!!!

Sonic Adventure 2 has all your favorite musical styles!

you jerk off. i nice guy off. we are not the same.

well shit now i have to buy harlan ellison's i have no mouth and i must scream for the playstation 5

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

thats right