I'm gonna do what they call a 'Pro Gamer Move" & just ask directly. Please follow me on twitch. I don't even care about the site, I just want another place I can reach people in case something happens.

Bring back the Coke Bottle Glasses.

Being terminally online is weird. I have family that can't tell what's fake anymore. They'll send me a video of a Baby Tiger in a Sombrero hugging a 2 year old, & when I say "that's done with computers" they don't believe me. It's like wearing those glasses from they live 24/7.

Still can't believe April O'neil was based on Fujiko from Lupin the Third.

All things considered this wasn't that bad. If you're into Alice in Wonderland style fantasy this has some really inventive stuff in it.

Meeting people who hate anime is always a red flag to me. Thank you for telling me you were threatened by the show about Swan Lake with the twirling ballerinas, & how it DEEPLY offended you. Made it really easy for me to filter you out of my life.

I found a frog with a top hat that sings & dances, but every time I show him to people he DOESN'T DANCE. I am so pissed off right now.

"How much should anime cost?" Japan: I dunno, like $1000?

Talking to anyone under 30 feels like you're constantly being messed with. "Do you own a tube TV?" "A what? A Youtube TV? Oh, an OLD TV. Like the TV from the Ring? Like the thing that one girl from the ring walked out of? That was a good movie"

Tezuka & Ishinomori both died at 60. Mizuki (the creator of GeGeGe no Kitarō) died at 93. I think about this a lot.

Apparently there was a weight loss commercial where they made Cutie Honey fat & it looked like this.

Nothing I say about The Ninja Turtles anime could possibly do it any justice. This shit had a scene where Krang hit the Twin Towers with a tsunami & it's not even one of the Top 10 craziest things that happens.

My remaster of YKK Vol.2 is finished. I did a 200gb raw RF decode of the Laserdisc, then I went frame by frame to return it to the original 23.976 fps rate the series was mastered at. The result is a 10GB 1-Episode rip with the highest visual clarity possible (even beating the DVD!).

The Simpsons is so old The Real Ghostbusters was parodying it.

I like the angry girls with the pointy noses.

Seein a lot of Youtube videos with titles like "The bullies don't know who they're messing with, but she is QUEEN of this school", & it's just 8 hours of an entire Japanese TV show with no edits.

I'm only 10 minutes into this 90s anime & they hit me with this.

[DO NOT LOG INTO THE WORLD] It is being reported that players that logged in CANNOT log out!

Just saw the HD version of wicked city for the first time & couldn't stop pausing it to take screenshots. Nothing looks like this anymore, not even anime.

Someone told me I should watch Yaoi anime. I tried watching Yaoi anime. I couldn't stop laughing.

When you turn 30, the "Hurry Up!" music from Wario Land 4 starts playing wherever you go. Scientists still don't understand why this happens.

Fascinated by this guy describing anime fans in the 90s. He predicted the modern internet perfectly. Like of COURSE I want to learn everything about an anime the second I find out it exists. Why wouldn't I?

I'm pretty sure I saw this for sale at a Circuit City in 2005.

If you're going to destroy the anime to that extent, don't even bother uploading it. I'm all for preservation, but if you have to go max contrast, mirrored, zoomed in, & then stretched just so the bots let you upload it, maybe put it on a different site. TV never looked like this.

"We need a name that's easy to remember, but impossible to lookup." Japan:

Why did she do that?

Here's some alternative takes on The Legend of Zelda from the same year. I wish Nintendo let people re-interpret their characters. It's fun to think about what might have been. From: (Monthly Shonen Captain May 1986).

Probably my favorite Japanese commercial & I couldn't tell you why. Is it the felt they used instead of hair? Is it the prop seagull they had go by on a string? 15 seconds of pure art.

Sometimes I look up Japanese openings to American Cartoons & pretend I'm watching obscure anime nobody knows about.

I like when 80s artists had to basically guess what characters were suppose to look like. Here's Sumi Arisaka's depiction of Samus that predates her official designs. From: Metroid: Zebes Invasion Order (メトロイド ゼーベス侵入指令 (Part of the Famicom Game Book Series.)

"I survived an entire month using only 90s technology" Yeah, so did I, for an entire 10 years in fact.

This may come as a shock to some, but anime was, in fact, NOT cool to be into for most of my childhood. In fact, they would look at you strangely for bringing it up. This makes all compliments you send my way sound SUPER sarcastic. I'm sorry, that's just how my brain works.

I'm tired of people telling me I'm "doing god's work". I'm pretty sure God isn't going through Japanese VHS tapes to funny Youtube videos for people. They probably have more important things to worry about, like floods, or those Australian toads I hear so much about.

Random acts of kindness shouldn't be random. Make an effort to be nice to people.

Wow Nintendo, Virtual Boy? If only they had some sort of 3D console that took advantage of that. A sort of "3D Boy" or something. Oh well. Maybe they'll invent that some day.

What a terrible name for a convenience store. Reminds me of that horrible tragedy.