The Pro-Ship Cafe is now open! #kakasaku #naruto #percyjackson

BRONY Dad Ashamed of WEEB Son?! Full video here: youtu.be/7hvod4kmiqE?...

Watch Here: youtu.be/7hvod4kmiqE?...

Exciting news from the wife & I- baby #6 is on the way! And don’t worry, we’re still raising all of them to be committed Anti-Natalists

Yeah, I'll wait to catch this one on streaming...

More LIVE CONTENT July 15th in Brooklyn. RSVP Here: partiful.com/e/mZxY2i5WGD... Can’t make it? You can also see me with @mattkoff.bsky.social at Young Ethel’s (506 5th Avenue in Brooklyn) June 27 at 1pm and Wizman Comedy at The Alligator Lounge (600 Metropolitan Avenue, Brooklyn) July 15 at 8.

cc: @tonyzaret.bsky.social

Us fandom adults should really just go on strike. 3 months minimum where we don't post fic, we don't comment, we don't buy merch. Then we’ll see how fun the Lego Ninjago community is for anyone under 60 😂

Anti-shipping ain’t it chief. signed, an OG Fandom Mama

Honkai: Star Rail is just one of the many media properties that you can read about on fan fiction web site Archive of Our Own! #honkaistarrail #mydei #phainon #castorice #ao3

Caught using AI?

How Fame Is RIGGED

STRANDED on PLANET YURI! Full video here: youtu.be/46ZdhqWHvXk?...

Find out what happened here: youtu.be/46ZdhqWHvXk?...

The #GartenofBanban Shipping Drama Is out of contorl!

Soooo… I met Jackie Chan at the Dallas airport and the experience was, shall we say, extremely disappointing? He wouldn’t kiss my BARELY INFECTED pet toad and when I asked if he would buy me a beer I did NOT mean some watered down American pilsner!!!

For everyone shaming me for using AI to write the rap songs about leadership I post on LinkedIn- yes the lyrics are from ChatGPT but the fursuit I’m wearing is ALL MINE.

Yobbas (Yoda X Jabba shippers) are literally the most delusional members of the Star Wars fandom, and I say this as someone who used to ship them HARD before I got preoccupied with my divorce proceedings

💚 GREEN YURI MENTIONED 💚

Part 1 of my tragic new motion picture. Full video here: youtu.be/YV8IWxNuEow

If you haven't seen this tragic motion picture, make sure to watch it today: youtu.be/YV8IWxNuEow?...

Who won this one? 👇

I just want to make something clear re: my take on the Object Show Community. I do NOT think there is anything wrong with adults enjoying Object Shows and similar children's media. What I DO have a problem with is minors enjoying these shows (too many mature themes)

will you press the button?

youre laughing,, his wife sold the epic yuri and youre laughing,,,

move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story

Watch here: youtu.be/YV8IWxNuEow

WIFE SOLD THE YURI... full video here: youtu.be/YV8IWxNuEow

I’ll admit I was skeptical of the AI revolution at first- but then I vibe coded an app to end woke

thank you @tonyzaret.bsky.social

So instead of another guilt trip-riddled conversation with my liberal adult daughter I can literally talk to Chuck freakin Norris about bacon and patriotism thanks to the power of AI? Now that’s what I call an — Epic. 💥 Win. 🏆

If FRIENDS Was On Today! #baldursgate3

The #GartenofBanban Shipping Drama Is out of contorl!

How to spot AI generated Girlfriends

is this "z bucks" still valid

Grabbin the last beer at your bro’s bacon party? Yeah, that’s what I call a Guy Move ™

Reacting to "Jeffy": www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkxcfe...

Watch here: youtu.be/0xVziRpDekE

Full video here: youtu.be/0xVziRpDekE

Ok let me get this straight: you cruelly remove my primary olfactory apparatus then smugly hold it between your fingers saying “got your nose!” and are now expecting to be forgiven because it was “satire”????

Ok so are we FINALLY ready to talk about how fandom misandrists are fetishizing MLW relationships? Or am I once again going to have my voice silenced like when I tried to have this conversation with my idiot grandson

When Your Doctor's a FUJOSHI!

Ok, so I was right about Dune 2... and I'm calling it now, Dune 3 will also have sand. youtu.be/BDDQ1KfBrf4?...

Made this out of spite not naming names for that video I mentioned.......iykyk 🤫also lmk what you picked if you managed to stay in!! #danganronpa #mahoyaku #goldenkamuy #boysbemaids

thank you @tonyzaret.bsky.social for allowing me to inform as many people as possible 🫡

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PROSHIP vs ANTI RAP BATTLE (re upload)

Can a home cook make McDonalds sliced apples... at home? Full video here: youtu.be/Q02FIXDqoSY

Can a home cook make McDonalds sliced apples... at home? Watch here: youtu.be/Q02FIXDqoSY

ANNOUNCEMENT: I have achieved Artificial General Intelligence. Find out how here: youtu.be/JbOICPZZbHU?...