I’m moving and tomorrow prospective renters are being shown my place so I left my @theonion.com newspaper out on my front desk for wandering eyes to see.

Pete Davidson and every other asshole performing there needs to be shunned from society.

He also ranted about “the ‘N’ word” (nuclear), so who knows what this dementia-ridden asshole is thinking. But pundits like you sure love to fan the flames of fascism by pretending he’s lucid or has the state capacity to act.

Do people realize how stupid they sound when they suggest the a.i. video-posting, dementia-ridden president is about to turn into MechaHitler? He’s overextended state capacity already. Get a fucking grip and stop posting these weird doom-y scenarios for fucking engagement. Yeesh.

Stop saying “Reichstag Fire” for every fucking incident, too!

Can’t watch PTA with a Zio composer and a dipshit opportunist genocide denying lead

Some of the people who post on this website seemingly get off to the idea of constantly posting about “God Emperor Trump, Ushering in 1,000 Years of Darkness. We are all Doomed to Suffer.” type shit. It’s cringe.

Seems like they should have had a med bed on standby for Charlie Kirk.

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit, AIPAC Shakur?

One Zionist After Another

Paging @t-paine.bsky.social

lol

Name the last time a fucking gun death had a reverberating impact on American society? Your head is so fucking far up your own ass if you think Charlie Kirk’s death is a tipping point.

They cry about children’s shows. Who fucking cares? Even Trump was like “Charlie, we love ya! Flags at half-mast” because that’s all anyone is going to do about this situation. Quit pretending like these fuckers matter or their screeching matters.

The only good fascist is a dead fascist.

Wrong! People are going to shrug and move on in one week, especially if the assassin is right-wing.

The great state of Utah will show you better hospitality, surely!

An evil asshole died today.

“by ALL” is just a factually untrue statement given today’s events.

They fucking cried like this over Cracker Barrel. Who gives a fuck what those keyboard warriors keep shouting.

Bad things are happening regardless. Why is everyone being a fucking shitlib today?

A lot of liberals are saying “even Charlie Kirk getting killed is bad.” But I’m hear to tell you that they’re wrong. His death should be celebrated. He was a destructive force in this nation and his (probable) death is good.

Greptile

Imagine posting a Nazi website link (“help I’m a dipshit who doesn’t know where to upload vids online, I used to work at NBC”) to explain why you’re a genocide denying piece of shit who is ushering in an error of media unreality where everything is propaganda. You’re going to hell, bro. Straight up.

I want the McDonald’s ashtray so bad.

What a fucking disgrace.

Democratic leadership deserves to burn in hell for all eternity.

Can’t wait for AIPAC Jeffries to tell us firing Lisa Cook is a distraction. Someone should fucking swirlie that dipshit.

Does she think the entire school is going into a Faraday pouch? Many schools have students paired with Chromebooks at a 1:1 ratio.

I believe everyone involved in this story should die.

People one hundred years from now are nostalgic about Ice Age?

I’m going to say something crazy here: you don’t have to post screenshots from X. Especially if the sole purpose is to make people mad.

We have to nip the “bare minimum for holding a convo” shit in the bud right now

Imagine sending your kid to Zionist summer camp.

I just saw a Google A.I. commercial where the A.I. convinces the man in the commercial to go to a James Blunt concert. This is seen as positive.

Boiling freshwater lakes dry making images of lists of Presidents to show Bluesky that ChatGPT sucks.

You don’t have to import stupid fucking takes or arguments from Twitter to this shithole.

This fucking dork asks, “Why isn’t the left promoting suck ‘n fucks?”

Guillotine this dumb mother fucker

Someone should tell Trump that allowing aid into Gaza will take the heat off him and he should get Israel to do it. Hell, tell him to arrest Netanyahu and end this genocide and he can have a pardon.

Debate is such a stupid concept and the fact that Hasan “debated” a dozen racists did nothing good. No one’s minds will be changed and now there are a dozen little turds whose opinions are floating around like an empty chips bag.

I want defensive Iron Dome capabilities to cease to exist, you stupid Dems!!!!

This genocidal freak wants Americans to pay to upkeep the Iron Dome because she erroneously believes there are innocent Israelis. Fuck her, she’s complicit in genocide. If you like this shithead, you like a dead-end pro-Israeli party.

Hey @aoc.bsky.social why did you just vote to give Israel another $500 million you ghoul??

Imagine granting anonymity to a person who is calling ICE on rival workers. Zack should have his life ruined.

You know this room be smelling like literal human excrement

This guy taught business, a fake program. He can join his father’s business building weapons of war now.

Everyone still posts Twitter/X racist shit, NYT shit, Nate Silver shit, all the verboten shit. Fucking stop!!

I’m just glad the “vote blue no matter who” coalition will show up to stump for, and ultimately vote for (if able to), Mamdani. That’s what solidarity looks like. *puts hand to earpiece*