Are they aware they misspelled “Hamlet” in the title of that dreary-looking new movie?

Give the kid a break. He was only 50 years old.

Everyday you journo fucks say to drop NYT and everyday you stupid fucks quote from it.

Crazy how no one ever shuts the fuck up about the New York Times.

Nobody watched No Time to Die. The runtime for the Craig films became instantly untenable.

This website has many problems, but I came here to avoid Elon’s bullshit. I don’t care if a racist author made an “epic clap back”

*clinking an empty coffee mug* Spare Winter weather?

1 evil mother fucker down, too many to go. Still got a pep in my step this morning though.

“Debate me!!!” cries the intellectually stunted managerial class of losers

Lick that boot, buddy!

Call these genocidal racist fucks what they are—Nazis—and they’ll cry and block you and you can move on with your day.

🚨 Dipshit alert 🚨

I did Nazi this coming!

Still got dipshits upset we didn’t vote for the party abetting genocide.

Person with 14k Bluesky posts: why aren’t we affecting material change?!?!

Telling voters via my op-ed about a candidate’s “monomania” like anyone on planet earth has any fucking clue what I’m talking about

You can always log off and fuck off!

Still laughing that the Nazi Senate candidate has defenders. And that he hasn’t resigned and gone into hiding.

Platner should’ve already resigned, dawgs. A Nazi tattoo is career-ending. Get him the fuck out of there.

I just met a guy with an entirely black tattooed arm. Could be a design decision, but I’m guessing he covered up something embarrassing. I don’t judge him - I don’t know what was there and he clearly is ashamed. So he did the right thing and covered it up. Simple as.

Hopefully everyone shuts the fuck up about Zionist billionaire Pritzker now.

Pro-establishment, pro-fascist dumbass: “Ratio me.”

It’s like those “The Matrix and Philosophy” or “The Simpsons and Philosophy” books that dominate the Philosophy sections of bookstores.

The replies to this post are genocidal-denying libs screaming at leftists for having a backbone.

The Mods are just as fucked up here as they are anywhere else. Not like Aatrek bad though. Hopefully.

I’m moving and tomorrow prospective renters are being shown my place so I left my @theonion.com newspaper out on my front desk for wandering eyes to see.

Pete Davidson and every other asshole performing there needs to be shunned from society.

He also ranted about “the ‘N’ word” (nuclear), so who knows what this dementia-ridden asshole is thinking. But pundits like you sure love to fan the flames of fascism by pretending he’s lucid or has the state capacity to act.

Do people realize how stupid they sound when they suggest the a.i. video-posting, dementia-ridden president is about to turn into MechaHitler? He’s overextended state capacity already. Get a fucking grip and stop posting these weird doom-y scenarios for fucking engagement. Yeesh.

Stop saying “Reichstag Fire” for every fucking incident, too!

Some of the people who post on this website seemingly get off to the idea of constantly posting about “God Emperor Trump, Ushering in 1,000 Years of Darkness. We are all Doomed to Suffer.” type shit. It’s cringe.

Seems like they should have had a med bed on standby for Charlie Kirk.

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit, AIPAC Shakur?

Paging @t-paine.bsky.social

lol

Name the last time a fucking gun death had a reverberating impact on American society? Your head is so fucking far up your own ass if you think Charlie Kirk’s death is a tipping point.

They cry about children’s shows. Who fucking cares? Even Trump was like “Charlie, we love ya! Flags at half-mast” because that’s all anyone is going to do about this situation. Quit pretending like these fuckers matter or their screeching matters.

The only good fascist is a dead fascist.

Wrong! People are going to shrug and move on in one week, especially if the assassin is right-wing.

The great state of Utah will show you better hospitality, surely!

An evil asshole died today.

“by ALL” is just a factually untrue statement given today’s events.

They fucking cried like this over Cracker Barrel. Who gives a fuck what those keyboard warriors keep shouting.

Bad things are happening regardless. Why is everyone being a fucking shitlib today?

A lot of liberals are saying “even Charlie Kirk getting killed is bad.” But I’m hear to tell you that they’re wrong. His death should be celebrated. He was a destructive force in this nation and his (probable) death is good.

Greptile

Imagine posting a Nazi website link (“help I’m a dipshit who doesn’t know where to upload vids online, I used to work at NBC”) to explain why you’re a genocide denying piece of shit who is ushering in an error of media unreality where everything is propaganda. You’re going to hell, bro. Straight up.

I want the McDonald’s ashtray so bad.