Kenny Klips has clipped his last clip. No wait. Ken FOIA? More like Ken FOH.

I’m living exactly 2 weeks in the future. The Nazi rapist withdrew or whatever and no one talks about him anymore. Harmony has been achieved online.

The guy working at 7-11 on July 4 provides for Americans than any police officer. Give me a goddamned break you stuck-in-2008 nerd.

If it happened on Saturday, I’d become the most patriotic person ever. A flag on my living room wall ‘n’ tacky shit like that.

The Minions have teamed up with the Final Bad Guy: capitalism.

The brief scene in the movie theater in Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie had me crying from laughter

That Gluesenkamp-Perez lady probably smells bad for real though.

Who is the doordash soda scammer?

I do not think it is ideal that the three branches of U.S. government are full of the most craven, lazy, dysfunctional, and bigoted individuals to walk this earth. Everyone is Sephiroth-posting all the time, me especially. Probably not healthy. But maybe.

George RR Martin puts a ‘direct quote’ in Fire and Blood from King Viserys I: “This Hand will not hector me.” The term “hector” derives from The Iliad though. Did Westeros receive Homer at some point??

Nice. I wanted War of 1812 v.2 and I got it.

An amazing end to season 2 of House of the Dragon just aired tonight. Onto season 3!

I want to bathe in Babe’s brilliant light.

Doctor, to me: “the treatment is simple. Great vlogger Alec Eiffel is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.”

Our good friend @t-paine.bsky.social always had wonderful words about Bethany Mandel. Now I think of him mocking her son’s dirty-ass mask whenever her name pops up. ❤️

Pathetic number of likes on his post. On par with my popularity.

Polymarket posting like those shitty PopCrave accounts. Except you know, we should kill the people behind Polymarket.

“One ticket for Disclosure Day.” A phrase that has been said more times this past week than can be quantified.

Same, lady. And obviously I include myself. Haha

Now tell me what the Cheeto in the White House is made of 😂😂😂

cc: @tonyzaret.bsky.social

Me, age 12: Why would I spend a turn applying a status effect when I could just hammer the boss with Attack? Age 24: You have to apply buffs in this battle in order to optimally beat the boss. You should also apply the following status effects on them. Age 38: Why would I spend a turn applying st

The Office can’t be made today because that shit is in syndication on 15 channels. Market’s saturated.

Processed food? I barely knew her!

This fucking guy.

Got a Jonathan Haidt book during teacher appreciation week (lol). I stuffed it in a cabinet but I should have stuffed it in the garbage.

I honestly already memory holed Scott Adams but I just had his name foisted back into my consciousness. I suspect I will forget him again by daybreak tomorrow.

You’ve got to hand it to ‘em: the Knicks fans who insist their victory represents some sort of authoritarian loss have created a delusion of influence without an underlying illness.

I am from San Recto and they’re trying to erase me.

RIP Bam’s burrito

There’s a Pokémon named Slurpuff.

Alright I think all New Yorkers need to pack it in. You’re already insufferable on a good day.

A straight pride festival is of course ridiculous. But… who can resist a dare???

“I believe women except when it personally inconveniences me”

Saw Florida off the bottom and Maine off the top.

Erection fraud is a much bigger issue than election fraud. Men just downing Viagra whole hog. Or something. Send tweet.

Imagine being in someone’s home, you go to get a glass of water, and there’s raw milk in the fridge. Terrifying.

Terrifying to think this ole shitposter leads a double life as a competent (?) teacher, but alas.

The unfortunate truth is that the dipshit will not be booed thoroughly in a venue where the average ticket costs $8,000.

Sorry, can we run this misogynistic piece of shit with mommy issues who has never held a real fucking job in his life off this platform? Get this fucking loser outta here.

Mass psychosis takes over Bluesky as posters refer to mythical place “Maine” as though it were real.

I heard there’s a literal Trojan horse in the new Chris Nolan movie. Maybe they should have come up with something original and not so cliché.

Woke 2 must end viewpoints as dumb as this one.

Look, I get that the Maine Senate election involves very annoying people, but frankly I am not even sure Maine exists.

Million dollar porno idea: Backshots in Backrooms

Everyone keeps making jokes about what this supposedly really sad scene in Toy Story 5 will be about, but the actual script leaks suggest the little plastic Army Man commander intentionally sets fire to an ethnically diverse village.

I hope that fuck Tom Steyer is the class traitor he claims to be. Fuck. Voting for CA governor is like deciding which piece of burro shit to step on.

Imagine working for a media organization (lol)