I think the best way to emulate Christ is to capture his signature smugness

THESE ARE BOTH SO GOOOOOD toughest choice so far for me, i love them both and will hate to see one go but voted for mogwai. You Don't Know Jesus is cathartic

so this is how he's trying to distract from his grogu movie flopping

the pope: hey just checking in on the AI encyclical designs- the pope's digital comms intern (looking up from Figma, the ancient spirit of Michalangelo speaking through him): WHEN I AM FINISHED!!!

i wrote about one of my favorite albums!

I absolutely HATE when this happens

i don't love some of the instrumentation choices on REVEAL but imitation of life alone is so good i have no choice but to vote for michael stipend and the lads

When Robert Pollard says "just waiting for Sunday, four days after Wednesday" it's like goddamn... I just checked and he's right. No word of a lie

Deadman Crashes the Superfriends Party

We watched 33 seconds of the trailer for Strays (2023) in this ep & YouTube has ruled that all ad revenue will be directed to the official YouTube channel of Strays (2023). If you would like to continue supporting Strays (2023 will ferrell talking dog film) join the Patreon youtu.be/F2p9gJwgxRA?...

in america you learn about hate crimes against latinos from the cherry poppin daddies

alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia

hey everybody, for real, all of the king's horses and all of the king's men couldn't play to frustrate each other again (voted shins)

a real "having a vibrator fuck a fleshlight" moment

it's a good thing i'm not at all invested in debates about the artistic integrity of what counts as real "punk" or "emo" so i can simply say BLEED AMERICAN is wall to wall bangers, one of the best pop albums in the bracket

reading some of the responses to Bleed American

even if you could buy food in these package sizes, this is such a terrible lunch that i would still feel ripped off having to pay 2 dollars for it

"Sirens of Titan", Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (1959) bsky.app/profile/reze...

Nancy 5/18/26

Of course Wemby plays chess. Another sport where being 7’3’’ helps him dominate. From that height he can see his opponents side of the board!

Arguably the single greatest superhero comic book run of all time opens with "OK, there's a new Thor, and he's an alien horse man with a tragic backstory whose best friend is a talking spaceship."

went into clearlake completely blind and i'm pleased to report that: this was the first album in this bracket i had to turn off three songs in and immediately delete from my phone. unlistenable

gavin newsom shops at the store from compu-toon

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

stop posting that john travolta picture. i don't want to see it any more

most telling part of the Eisner nominations is that Marvel got completly shut out of the Best Pencilier/Inker category; this is the fourth year in a row, their last nomination in the category was Esad Ribic on Eternals

now idk how things work in america but if i walked into the doctor's office with "hello i would like my monthly std test. i have only ever had sex with one person" they would tell me to go home and stop wasting their time

impossible to convey to people unfamiliar with yks/gok how funny this whole thing is considering this is the closest jesse had ever come to telling a "joke" youtu.be/jKsRO2G9U-Y

It's so interesting for people to be going after my friend and collaborator Jesse Farrar when he is a BlueSky Elder who not only started this site's entire culture of chaotic sh*tposting but came up with cookie recipe after cookie recipe which was absolutely bomb sexy for your mouth.

Oh and last word: JF did steal those jokes from that comedian and then I bought them. Copyright rules don’t extend over borders so I’ve been performing them up here in Canada for the last 4 years and they’re doing really well

i know that posting is the actual praxis but in lieu of that my friends and i raised 73,000 bucks for the PCRF last year, which i'm very proud of. you can donate here if interested: www.pcrf.net also turn your replies on @emericanjezebel.bsky.social

these are both great but there's something special about four tet. no more mosquitoes!!!

I'm willing to call it now: Scott Snyder is the greatest to ever do "Batman comics about Batman comics"

People are just insane now of days

I feel like most of the institutions have shifted to the right because we didn’t listen when Nickleback was speaking youtu.be/IYnuSsM7tRw?...

wow jesse farrar REALLY pissed off this guy

when you dogpile my favorite streamer, you’re attacking a guy who’s never had a real job, who’s too weird to do anything for work except entertain 30-40 yo computer programmers online, who’s only ever had sex with his wife, who’s constantly wrong about everything, whose fans are always mad at him

Fortunately for you Alejandra, being right is a rare occurrence.

ME: how was school today? MY TEENAGE SON, RADICALIZED BY THE NEW PATREON QUIPS FEATURE: chungo

Cyclops loves doing this, it’s sort of his version of how kids do the 6-7 meme where he’s always holding someone looking upwards and screaming

I just want to make something clear re: my take on the Object Show Community. I do NOT think there is anything wrong with adults enjoying Object Shows and similar children's media. What I DO have a problem with is minors enjoying these shows (too many mature themes)

Boid Watching