Labour seems to have internalised the Supreme Court judgment as though it was a damning referendum loss that saw the public reject its position, rather than a plainly incorrect reading of a single point of law

as part of the BBC’s on-going commitment to representing a diversity of ideas, June will be Pride & Prejudice Month

#TheN0ughtie5 Day 1 (50 fave singles of the 2000s, ranked) 50. Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag (2000) First song that came to mind when thinking about music from that decade. Still somehow only ended up at 50. A karaoke classic of the Sad Unbelovèd Boys subgenre youtu.be/FC3y9llDXuM

The people cry out for Jarnathan

hope you brought urine!

Just done a quick last-minute polish of my list for #TheN0ughtie5, and I think it's pretty great overall. Last song to be dropped was this Semisonic banger where they joined the ranks of Cyndi Lauper, P!nk and Green Day in extolling the joys of, er, making your own entertainment youtu.be/8I1oMjNVh7U

Just for completeness, I can confirm Nigel Farage is also banned from Desert Island Discworld

She deserved better, honestly

Good morning kung fu panda, lovely weather we're having

Maybe it will happen today

nothing new to report here yet (unsurprisingly) but trying to take pictures of it is funny

I've thought for a long time that the appeal of the Batman is 90% "he is so cool" and 10% "I can fix him"

Just watched Cold Storage, which is a low-budget but massively enjoyable comedy horror with Georgina Campbell, Joe Keery, Liam Neeson, Lesley Manville and, somehow, Vanessa Redgrave. Now moved on to a rewatch of the Naked Gun reboot, which I'm still disproportionately entertained by

They just announced the names of of the giant mechas in Pacific Rim 3

If I lived back in kung fu panda times, I would just call him kung fu panda all the time. Hi kung fu panda, yes that's right kung fu panda it IS a lovely day. I would never get invited to anything at all

The first beethoven died after beethoven 2, so beethoven 3 was the 2nd beethoven, although if we're including the human beethoven then the dogs were 2nd and 3rd respectively. and who's to say when the 4th came. there were 5 movies. that's where my trail went cold

There's so much to love in here. but at the end of "the give love, give love" section at 1:16, when it's clearly working well, Brian May looks back at Lennox singing and gives a look of sheer joy at what's happening. Hell of a thing, music.

Can't afford an expensive meal so just getting jalapeño paupers

Andy Burnham's team briefing off-record about his cabinet appointments has the vibe of J. Bruce Ismay briefing off-record about Burnham's unsinkability

It's always a bit of a jolt to just be scrolling away at my TL and suddenly there's a bum, and I get momentarily flummoxed until I remember I'm following @siridahl.com

wyclef jean [watching the jungle book]: bagheera bagheera

Remember when they just wrote out Rudy Giuliani

Mind in GTA IV where it was like "here is a choice, one of these options will result in the death of the woman you love, the other in the death of the most annoying man ever to hog oxygen", I was just about pressing the button so hard my thumb went through the joypad

Between Gummi Bears, DuckTales, TaleSpin, Rescue Rangers and Darkwing Duck, Disney had a hell of a run of cartoon theme tune bangers, eh

the collective noun for homophones is a heard

A vg encapsulation of the horror

The Prime your girl said not to worry about

Me tinkering Me reading with my first Simon Furman's Metal Cardbot first TF US story 🤝 That's some terrific Ratchet action

I've backed this, you might want to consider doing the same

Microsoft Excelsior!

There's a guy On Here giving it all "Actually Monstrous Regiment is about women disguising themselves as men so they can serve in the army, as has happened previously in history, it's not about trans things" and you have to wonder how some people make it through the day without being hit by traffic

RFK, pictured earlier

Skeletor says Eternia must abandon the Power of Grayskull, support Hordak and move firmly to defeat the accursèd He-Man

Love getting emails from LinkedIn with ominously unlikely subject lines. "Do you know Barack Obama?" why what's he done

The Ozzy AI avatar has now entered its fifth straight hour of vomiting. It's not even programmed to do that

Inspiring that when the Death is a whimsical Goth Girl guy got cancelled British culture immediately adapted and made Death a small bear in a duffel coat

Fun fact: for ages, people kept recommending Helen Lewis as a guest on Desert Island Discworld, to the extent that she must have done some due diligence on me, and when she learned I had blocked her on my own Twitter she blocked both me and the DID account and I have to admit I was a bit like

Smellen Poois, more like

A marvellously glorious 25th May to all who celebrate! Today’s very special episode features Francine and Joanna pitching potential adaptations - reply and vote for your favourite slate! thetruthshallmakeyefret.com/podcast/

She mostly worked through her breakup anger on The Good Witch, but she deploys a particular suitcase nuke here where she says of a guy "I wish you'd never happened". Not "...to me". Just, you, never happening, retroactively, to improve the world for her and any other women you might meet. Mega stuff

It's quite disconcerting to realise that Donald Trump loves me, a person whom he has no idea exists, more than he does his own son

The new Maisie Peters album is an absolute corker, if anyone's in the market for music recs this afternoon

Fashion designer Jeremy Scott delivers commencement speech to Kansas City Art Institute graduates. Wait for it…

#Glorious25th #HowDoTheyRiseUp

@vizcomic.bsky.social got a pitch for you lads

My main parenting hot take is: you're probably doing fine

Watching Taskmaster AUS and struggling to explain one of the contestants, so please help me out - Rove is to Australia as ____ is to the UK? Like, I get Jonathan Ross/Graham Norton in terms of mixture of things he's done and the general light entertainment telly/radio space he occupies

Pictured: me just trying to enjoy my bubble here on Bluesky

“Bubble” is just the word you use to say “community” when you don’t like the people in the community.