Fancy some family-friendly comedy exellence? www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/ Join us in May for shows at: ⭐ #Wolverhampton Arena ⭐ #Brighton Komedia ⭐ #Margam In It Together Festival ⭐ #London @royalalberthall.bsky.social's Elgar Room ⭐ #Grantham Guildhall Arts Plus classes in London & Guildford!

A reminder that we did this. (And had to pay Mirror Group Newspapers for the copyright of the text, one of the finest rights payments I’ve ever approved.)

We did a gig in Leeds today. When @katiepritchards.bsky.social got the audience to guess what she was dressed as here, one kid suggested "metallic noodle". Nope. Worm. For her worm song we all need to worm join in on. Still thinking about "metallic noodle" though. What would she be about to dooo!?

@naomipaxton.bsky.social @matricardo.bsky.social She feels like she'd be a pal of both of yours.

@turlygod.bsky.social Please enjoy this very specific Twin Peaks cosplay.

my beloved children love nothing more than waiting until the second their mother has taken one step out the door to Go Insane

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

Looks we love

#Leeds! Families of West Yorkshire! Join us on Friday 17th April for #Easter #comedy fun with Rob Kemp (MC), @katiepritchards.bsky.social, Jeddy Bear & Gary, and @seanmason87.bsky.social & @brainne.bsky.social from improvisers Comedy Sportz! 🎟️ www.carriageworkstheatre.co.uk/whats-on/com...

Fondly thinking about the guy in the Natural History Museum looking at all the fossils and exclaiming "what, dinosaurs were REAL!?", prompting the woman he was with to fully SNAP.

"Hi! I'm your Starbucks AI. What are you in the mood to--" "WASP CUP"

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

Beep Beep! Check out the official poster for #CoyoteVsAcme - in theaters on August 28.

*Papa Roach voice* TOOK MY WIFE AND TWO NIECES TO DISNEYLAND RESORT

Friday! Leeds! Join us for MUCH GIGGLING!

HULLO, KIDS. Do you want to: See us live? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/ Listen to our podcasts? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/podcast/ Buy our book? www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/how-to-be-an... Join our classes? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/workshops Use our free comedy worksheets? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/resources/

Nap Comix #392 That escalated quickly. Read all the Nap Comix episodes for free on Webtoon: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/na... #NapComix

Aaah, so Peeta throwing bread near a starving Katniss in a downpour was doubleplusgood!?

My tribute to the Artemis 2 crew in the style of Jack Kirby

Finsbury Park! London families! We're at @parktheatrelondon.bsky.social at 3pm today, with Ted Hill (from off of youtu.be/5kzyYNOq0X8?... BGT!) MCing Cerys Bradley and imagination wizard Luke Rollason. Stand-up! Storytelling! Silliness! General splendiferousness! 🎟️ parktheatre.co.uk/events/comed...

Oh, THIS will be why such creatures can't stay on the ISS.

This could be a publicity photo for a mid 90s sitcom ‘Astronaut Dad’

BRB, just moving a "gut-wrenching" Chuck Palahniuk book away from the kids section in a charity shop, now the most horrifying things on those shelves are by David Walliams, hiyooooo.

You can’t hear an image” The image:

Bingley! Families of #Yorkshire! Join us at #BingleyArtsCentre on Saturday 11th April to see comedy goodness from Lee Kyle, @robynhperkins.bsky.social and @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social! 🎟️ www.bingleyartscentre.co.uk/events/comed...

Fancy some family-friendly comedy exellence? Join us at: ⭐ #Bingley Arts Centre, April 11th ⭐ #FinsburyPark @parktheatrelondon.bsky.social, April 12th ⭐ #Leeds Carriageworks, April 17th ⭐ #Wolverhampton Arena, May 9th See all our upcoming gigs here: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/

@turlygod.bsky.social Animal friends!

#Leeds! Families of West Yorkshire! Join us on Friday 17th April for #Easter #comedy fun with Rob Kemp (MC), @katiepritchards.bsky.social, Jeddy Bear & Gary, and @seanmason87.bsky.social & @brainne.bsky.social from improvisers Comedy Sportz! 🎟️ www.carriageworkstheatre.co.uk/whats-on/com...

Forgot to mention that although there is an intricate mystery plot, the book is written with reluctant readers in mind. Lots of jokes, short chapters, many illustrations, and no lessons. If you have a kid who just doesn't believe you can sit with a book and enjoy the hell out of it, give this a try!

Love the idea that Sara Cohen wears a wig to do public interviews or appearances as Freida McFadden - very Supergirl / Linda Lee - but only because "I have no idea how to style my hair". You're a best-selling author! You can hire someone to do that! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#Folkestone! See you at the Quarterhouse on Thursday 9th April for #familyfriendly comedy excellence with @katiepritchards.bsky.social MCing @drucripps.bsky.social and Ada Campe (@naomipaxton.bsky.social)! 🎟️ www.creativefolkestone.org.uk/whats-on/com...

Fully WILD to create a candy that doubles as a weapon too extreme for a joke-shop, cor, how many lives (and pants) were ruined before it was learned that a surfeit of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears causes extreme flatulence and then painful diarrhoea!? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest

I'm coming to the Cardiff Children's Literary Festival! I'll be bringing lots of tricks, bad jokes, and SHENANIGANS GALORE! Get your tickets at www.ticketsource.com/kidslitfest/... #cardiff #kidlit #childrensbooks #writer #tricks #magician #magic

“Hello, Emily. This is Gladys Murphy up the street. Fine, thanks. … Say, Emily, could you go to your window and describe what’s in my front yard?”

Hornchurch! KIDS! Join us for #Easter fun at Queen's Theatre on Wednesday 8th April, with comedy excellence from @katiepritchards.bsky.social, Ben Van Der Velde and @howardread.bsky.social! 🎟️ queens-theatre.co.uk/whatson/come...

Bingley! Families of #Yorkshire! Join us at #BingleyArtsCentre on Saturday 11th April to see comedy goodness from Lee Kyle, @robynhperkins.bsky.social and @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social! 🎟️ www.bingleyartscentre.co.uk/events/comed...

Hornchurch! KIDS! Join us for #Easter fun at Queen's Theatre on Wednesday 8th April, with comedy excellence from @katiepritchards.bsky.social, Ben Van Der Velde and @howardread.bsky.social! 🎟️ queens-theatre.co.uk/whatson/come...

It's a great day to go see Pixar's Hoppers, everybody!

Fancy some family-friendly comedy in the holidays? This week we're heading to: ⭐ #Epsom Playhouse - TODAY! ⭐ #Hornchurch Queen's Theatre ⭐ #Folkestone Quarterhouse ⭐ #Bingley Arts Centre ⭐ #FinsburyPark @parktheatrelondon.bsky.social See all our upcoming gigs here: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/

Love that Geodude seems FURIOUS about it too.

Been reminded of Katherine Rundell's excellent radio series on children's literature: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie... 'Improving' literature! Celebrity authors, like James Joyce! The importance of food! Choice of words! Really thinking about your readers! AND every episode is only 15 minutes long.

#Epsom! Fancy some Easter giggles? Join us at #EpsomPlayhouse on Tuesday 7th April for #comedy excellence with @naomipaxton.bsky.social's Ada Campe hosting Dov Citron and musical comic Jonny Awsum! 🎟️ www.epsomplayhouse.co.uk/shows/comedy...

THERE'S A COASTER ON US!!!

Today I learned that there is a site called Librivox, where books in the public domain have been read aloud by volunteers and you can listen to them for free. There is even an app. I‘m telling you about it, in case you, too, did not know. librivox.org #audiobooks

She got a stuffed stingray over the weekend she named "Ravioli." Ravioli went missing yesterday necessitating a 9pm trip to the store to see if she'd left it in a cart. Her cry of "OH NO, RAVIOLI!" will haunt me forever. Today I found Ravioli at home, stuffed inside the zippered womb of "Mama Cat."

Scrolled by this poster and for a sec thought there was a Judas bowling movie.

Today my son learned we were meeting someone called Kev, and proceeded to get dressed as fancy as possible so that upon meeting this guy he could say “I HAVE A TIE KEVIN”

Nine seasons in to Columbo, it's a TREAT to get to a 1990 episode where the stylist seems to have been a very small, very determined child.