Just LOOK at his happy little face, what a TREAT of a day!

The envelope was pretty funny too

Love how someone can have a hard exterior which belies a soft and sweet nature just under the surface and be either a noir detective or a Skittle

Boy guiding his be-helmeted younger sibling off the bus with all the fervour & determination of a Knightmare team-leader. "Go forward, go forward, go forward! RUN!" ✨

Various philosophies

Yub Nub, She Wrote

Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand.

honestly, this is the way also, lots of animation deserves the serious craft exploration treatment! ‘good’ animation doesn’t start and end with Studio Ghibli y’know

Very glad this man can have his job back, is getting back pay (amount TBC) and that the courts have recognised that a children's book about bums is appropriate for children. Guys. We all have a butt. No shame. Kids can hear butt jokes. CALM DOWN. www.mississippifreepress.org/educator-fir...

Every single photograph of Noel Edmonds with Mr Blobby makes them look like the absolute goals of married couples. The friends of your parents you grew up with who you looked at and, even at 7, knew were what you should aspire to be when you eventually found a partner.

HULLO, KIDS. Do you want to: See us live? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/ Listen to our podcasts? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/podcast/ Buy our book? www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/how-to-be-an... Join our classes? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/workshops Use our free comedy worksheets? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/resources/

Reading a contract. We're not allowed to cause a "noise nuisance" within or outside the theatre. Uh-ohhh. Feels like someone could really get us on a technicality, there.

Lights: How come Banner buys trousers with some give in them but never shirts? Noise: And where are your nipples, dude? Wind: Yeah, did your nipples come off with your itty-bitty shirt?

My coworker just suggested we "set a trap" for the guy who keeps stealing lunches from the break room fridge. Brother you are Tom and Jerry brained. We are going to HR.

Turns out the Winter Olympics doesn't have a monopoly on impressively insouciant knees...

I love them

Leicester! Our acts are POISED to entertain you +/ trapped in a very specific level of Tron!

Lovely musing from one of the workshoppers this morning on the world's oceans being basically a giant soup - fish! vegetation! salty water! - and the rainforests a massive salad. Hey Earth! You're a SNACK!

Leicester! See you on Saturday 21st for our @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social @kidscomedyfest.bsky.social show at De Montfort Hall? Stand-up, sktches, songs and Schadenfreude, with Paul 'Silky' White MCing @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social and double-act Shelf! 🎟️ www.demontforthall.co.uk/event/comedy...

Come see #familyfriendly #comedy goodness with us soon, we heading to: 🎟️ #Leicester, De Montfort Hall for @kidscomedyfest.bsky.social & @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social 🎟️ #Durham, Gala 🎟️ #Colchester, Arts Centre 🎟️ #Tonbridge, Market House 🎟️ #FinsburyPark, Park Theatre www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/

Enjoying looking at Nina Katchadourian's Sorted Books, art made of choosing the right titled (& weighty size of) books from people's collections. Libraries, public and private, have such treats within! 📚 www.themarginalian.org/2013/03/15/s...

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On is: a) a delightful 80 minute stop-go animation 'documentary' b) on iPlayer www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002nzy7 for another 18 days c) a real sasspot

Nap Comix #375 The rabbit's name was Rosie. He also cuddled a guinea pig called Olive. It was a good day! #napcomix

When you're hired to to illustrate a Neil Armstrong book, but you can only draw Bobby Hill...

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Slough! See you at The Curve this afternoon for #familyfriendly comedy excellence with Sunjai Arif MCing @zafarcakes.bsky.social and @mitchbenn.bsky.social! Stand-up! Songs! Some extremely impressive eyebrows! 🎟️ curvevenue.uk/events/kids-...

Behold! Treats heading for @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social's @kidscomedyfest.bsky.social! Including @totallyimprovised.bsky.social, @magicgareth.bsky.social, @edyhurst.bsky.social, @mrspencerjones.bsky.social and US at De Montfort Hall on Saturday 21st! Go see! www.ukkidscomedyfestival.co.uk/what-s-on

Muppet Bladerunner where Deckard is implied to be a Muppet too

Seems like most people on here are anti-evil. That's the kind of insular groupthink that loses elections :/

In honor of finally getting a 'Mandalorian and Grogu' trailer, here's one of my favorite Grogu comics from a few year back

The wolfhound who joined in with the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event is called Nazgûl. Like the Ringwraiths! But a dog, and therefore incorruptible by jewellery! Gosh it's nice for something named after a Tolkien creation to be in the news without an accompanying sense of disquiet.

Looking at Saturday's seat map, idly pondering which fictional characters would be happy to come see us on their own. ✔️ Matilda Wormwood ✔️ Pippi Longstocking ✔️ Tom Sawyer ✔️ Anne Shirley ✔️ Tiffany Aching ❌ James Henry Trotter (he'd be with his 🕷️🐛🪱🐞🦗 pals - and the Baudelaires? - upstairs)

Can't. At the Hotel California.

"No action was taken for years but with falling masonry, lingering asbestos, regular fires and exploding toilets, everyone agrees the work needs to be done." Heckuva sentence in www.bbc.co.uk/news/article..., you'd think money would be NO OBJECT if you were at risk of such Looney Tunes dooms.

"And just walk forward giving us a smile and a wave, like you're THRILLED to see all the voters here today..."

Musing on Sunday's workshop on whether penguins can look up, without falling over. Snopes says that's nonsense: www.snopes.com/fact-check/p... A viewpoint reiterated by this FURIOUS wee guy giving the death stare to Steve Zissou - grr, smoking is BAD - in the Design Museum's Wes Anderson exhibit.

@jlukeroberts.bsky.social Oh hillow.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Sold out today; join us in April!

Pancake on the streets of London. Pancake on the streets of Birmingham.

Come see #familyfriendly #comedy goodness with us soon, we heading to: 🎟️ #Hornchurch, Queen's Theatre 🎟️ #Chester, Storyhouse 🎟️ #Slough, The Curve 🎟️ #Leicester, De Montfort Hall for @kidscomedyfest.bsky.social & @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social 🎟️ #Sutton, @cornerstonearts.bsky.social 🎟️ #Durham, Gala

Leicester! See you on Saturday 21st for our @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social @kidscomedyfest.bsky.social show at De Montfort Hall? Stand-up, sktches, songs and Schadenfreude, with Paul 'Silky' White MCing @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social and double-act Shelf! 🎟️ www.demontforthall.co.uk/event/comedy...

In four weeks time it will be Mothering Sunday. It can be hard if she's no longer around. As usual I will read out the names of our Remembered Mums. This year, instead of reading the names in church I'll be sounding them out from the balcony of THIS, the grand old Ashton Memorial in Lancaster. [1/2]

A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

Unexpected boon of reading H Is For Hawk: smirking at Winter Olympics skiing commentators talking about "back mutes", cos "mutes" is a falconry term for "poop". There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see! 💩✨

A reminder that if you live in England or Wales & were born between 1970-1990 – or even before 1970 – you can help protect your community by getting the MMR vaccine free from your NHS GP now. I did last year. www.nhs.uk/vaccinations...

Triple lutz is over-rated! Medals for the solo klutz!