He chose poorly...

He chose poorly...

Post a meme made by you.

Photo reveals the scale of the unite the kingdom march.

He’s a beard away from looking for a girl with dragon green eyes to break the curse.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

All I have to do is find two more jewels for the tigers eyes and a couple of crests and I’ll finally be able to get new bin bags in this ridiculous air bnb.

If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.

I think Starmer should run against himself but wearing a false moustache.

I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.

He’s been bitten by a radioactive spider and now has incredible powers. Kill his uncle.

Dear John Wick: I get it, we killed your dog…

British summer has arrived!

Nepo baby musician

How a Mighty Boosh character would pronounce sun cream.

Because they’re the leader the UK deserves, not the one the need right now.

Saw the original Leeroy Jenkins clip is 21 years old today. 🤯 Told my friend this and found out he’d never seen the Leeroy Jenkins clip so I had the joy of watching him watch Leeroy Jenkins for the first time. A perfect experience. On the off chance you haven’t either youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4?...

It’s actually five. Everyone always forgets about heart… 😞

Trump: pictured here soulfully singing “I want it that way” to his invisible fish whilst everyone in the office pretends it’s not happening.

2000s indie be like: Ear-ly morning, the taste of ColGATE Late night bar fight, what a big WASTE And me knuckles are bruised But me ego is more Polaroid pictures all over the floor This town is killing me Head is so sore Cigarette breakfast Alan Titchmarsh reference... (Twangy Guitar bit)

Sonic is essentially a game about the private healthcare system. If you have accumulated enough wealth you may survive injury if you have none you will die.

Audiences at magic shows HATE this one VERY weird trick.

when u tax the rich

Going through the Pentagons UFO files and for all the conspiracy and conjecture this single image is wild to me.

Honestly right now Starmer feels like a wasp on a jam sandwich.

Feels a lot like this today.

Obsessed with this lone desk and bar stool in the pub I’m in.

I legit love the new Star Fox character designs.

I legit love the new Star Fox character designs.

Really proud of my cat for following her dream of becoming a psychic investigator.

Stop giving Richard Dawkins abuse, guys. Look how happy he is here on his honeymoon.

It's been 26 years, I'm exhausted and ready to concede. You really CAN'T fight the moonlight.

Beyonce's Met Gala outfit was definitely a combination of the Sorceress and Skeletor from the 80s live action He-Man.

You won’t know that Sam Smith was a huge fan of Merlin in Excalibur but there will be signs.

An old one but a fun one. Ghostbusters Star Wars. Sneak this out whilst it’s still May the Fourth.

My toddler loves Madagascar which means I have to draw about 900 pictures of the animals from it a day. I’ll be honest, I’m getting lazy BUT he loses his shit about Gloria’s bum if it’s not big enough. Here was this evenings approved “bigness” of bum.

Here’s a stupid video of R2D2 playing an ABBA hologram.

Watching the new Anaconda and I am throughly convinced it exists in the Peter Jackson King Kong universe where Jack Black is playing his own descendant.

No that’s the other guy, we boil our chicken.

Timeline break…

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

Waking up and realising it’s already May.

Oooo Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil trailer dropped. Honestly so intrigued to see what he does with it as this looks great but not necessarily that Res vibe (not a bad thing). Can’t wait youtu.be/SXt2p5l_tbg?...

Proud dad moment. My toddler farted, blamed it on me and laughed tonight 😊

I can't believe they got this interview with the walrus

In celebration of the ROGUE TROOPER PREMIER being announced at the magnificent ANNECY INTERNATIONAL ANIMATION FILM FESTIVAL & MARKET this June, (that was a mouthful,) clamp your sensors on these POSTERS from Paolo Rivera and Chris Weston respectively-

Don’t think I’ve ever posted this on here: that time I reimagined British childhood classic Rosie and Jim as a folk horror. Even I think it’s disturbing. Sweet dreams everyone.

Couldn't resist. That's not my Booky Wook.

Just three more assassination attempts and he can justify the basement man cave, roof jacuzzi and the gold plated, definitely not a room to hide the unreleased Epstein files, utility room.

Couldn't resist. That's not my Booky Wook.