Describe the economy in a single sentence

It's publication day for Montgomery Bonbon: Scandal on the Stage! It's a twisty murder mystery for kids aged 8+ with jokes by me and amazing illustrations by Claire Powell. Please validate my life-choices by buying it! www.walker.co.uk/9781529530476/montgomery-bonbon-scandal-on-the-stage/

When you’re climbing the Empire State Building at 3 but you’re launching your 00s dance single at 5.

Wanna feel old? This is what Team Rocket look like now.

Doing some Comedy Art for @b3ta.com image challenge

I’ve just realised Mingo City in the 80s Flash Gordon is just future Minas Tirith. Awful to see what a dictator with garish taste can do to beautiful white stone architecture.

Flies: The humans have opened the house. Wanna go fly triangles round the light? Fuck YES!

It’s never been cooler to be 100 😎

No Sam, I can’t recall the cold side of the pillow nor the need for socks… I’m naked in the dark with four fans going, no veil between me and the wheel of fire.

No Sam, I can’t recall the cold side of the pillow nor the need for socks… I’m naked in the dark with four fans going, no veil between me and the wheel of fire.

📷 12mm🫪 35mm😳

Parents of toddlers this week:

Thinking about the greatest heatwave moments in film and for me it has to be this bit in Batman and Robin.

Logging into every Teams call.

Current mood

We had a heatwave in the summer of 76 and just got on with it. Back then the sun was known as Ra and his word was gospel. We fired 12 people from each community into the sun to appease him. Only four came back, but they were... different. Hose pipe ban was on. We got by visiting the old haunted well

We had a heatwave in the summer of 76 and just got on with it. Back then the sun was known as Ra and his word was gospel. We fired 12 people from each community into the sun to appease him. Only four came back, but they were... different. Hose pipe ban was on. We got by visiting the old haunted well

Nice to see the BBC gearing up to honour the full time two on two break dance fight.

English brands cancelling their reactive World Cup content for the morning.

"Come on lads why don't you let me fix you up some of this new isotonic drink for the hydration break"

The referee for the England Ghana game is giving some serious shoulder pad energy.

The storm was so loud last night I genuinely thought the island was waking up.

Keir Starmer should have been replaced the moment he betrayed the I after E rhyme!

Starmer announcing a "contest of power" for the new PM. My brain:

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

UK prime minsters:

Someone please create an unmutable app that screams like you’re looking directly into the deepest pit of hell every time you unlock your phone. Absolute screen time reducer.

If anyone wants to do an ITV drama about a city slicker who moves to the countryside and may or may not be the Mask, I’m ready.

Presenting a minimalist interpretation of Charlie Buckets grandparents.

How to get extra storage space out of your tardis by turning features into a handy shoe rack.

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

This photo is making me nostalgic for after school kids TV.

🎵 Weather migraine get out of my mind These spots I’m seeing are way out of line My head, urgh You’re just no fun, blurgh…🎵

Well, that was a fucking ride.

In case you were wondering I’m the one in the lads chat who only watches football during the World Cup.

I rewatched Bloodsport over the weekend and I forgot how scared of wasps Jean Claude Van Damme was.

God damn it who will get my 80/90s video mashups now??

Lot of mixed feelings about the under 16s social ban, but YouTube seems like an error. The world is currently praising Kane Parsons for Backrooms which wouldn't have happened if he didn't have a place as a teen to showcase his creativity. There must be better ways to regulate. And not just for kids.

I rewatched Bloodsport over the weekend and I forgot how scared of wasps Jean Claude Van Damme was.

not the phrasing i’d have gone for

The guy who was told a scaffolding livestream wouldn’t be popular walking back into work Monday.

Big congratulations to Elon Musk on becoming the world’s first Trillionaire. Maybe now he can afford that personality and soul transplant he so desperately needs. Thoughts and prayers. 🙏

I think it’s time @misterabk.bsky.social shows us all his green screen set up. Give the people what they want!!!

The guy who invented being a jester:

You know you’re getting older when you hit the targeted themed TMNT casket part of your life.

My predictions for the Artemis III crew.

*mortal kombat voice*