Wonder if anyone’s farted in the capsule yet?

This launch is so cool but you can’t help but think surely there’s a less insane way to do this than light a fuck tonne of fuel and point her up. Mad.

Shit! Wait guys!

This guy when Artemis II flies by.

I fucking hate not instantly enjoying things now because you can’t be sure if they’re AI or not. Dumb dumb times.

Picked a hell of a morning to tell the company all the test subjects escaped.

Me around 10am Easter Sunday

Making a Goya version of snake. Any feedback welcome. I think it works quite well on desktop but less so on mobile.

Walking out of a toilet at a house party: I just left a big unflushable turd in that toilet, I have a suggestion. Number 1, get a knife and break down that turd. Number 2, build up some courage and turd on that turd even if it reaches your bottom, sit on the toilet and just TAKE IT til it squishes.

Every time I hear Andrew Tates voice all I hear is this:

People are saying this is from the No Kings protests in LA when it’s clearly a set pic from a third secret Sex in the City film.

Say what you will about the land of Oz being whimsical. They knew how to get rid of their leaders...

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Police are hoping for a break in the case

The sacrifices have been laid before the Duck God. This winter must end.

If I don’t pay back the money I owe for spices they’re going to call in the bay leaves.

This scene at the end of Project Hail Mary tho.

Project Hail Mary was great. Funny, human, hopeful whilst being really focussed Sci-Fi. Great stuff.

Scenes from bedtime: Wife: Tell Daddy you love him. Toddler: Farts. Not even a pause.

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The Manosphere be like:

The Manosphere be like:

A twelve part podcast about the person who hired the Mario Bros to do a routine plumbing job before they mysteriously vanished.

Kurosawa on watching Solaris with Tarkovsky

One hour, and you were rooting for people. Everyone said “give it time”. It didn’t need time. It just needed to be FUCKING MADE. MAKE COMEDY.

There are Orcs with more human sounding names than some of these kids.

One milk please waitstaff.

Let’s just hold a world summit and have all the leaders break dance fight. Winner takes all. Can’t be anymore absurd than what’s going on daily anyway.

It’s giving

“More like Peter Parkour, right guys!” - me at high school watching Peter Parker rushing to do Spider-Man stuff oblivious to the fact he is clearly Spider-Man

My wife’s reaction whenever I ask her what chocolate she wants from the shop and she’s answered “whatever. You decide.”

Oh you don't think Trump spoke to a former president because all the living ones said he didn't.😡 Well prepare to eat humble pie once you've seen this picture, friends!

People commenting on trailers for things with their minds set of it being a personal offence to them, it's no wonder we don't get money to make good stuff. I can only imagine they see a scan of a baby and go "this baby looks awful. It's not cute and hasn't personally told me it loves me yet."

It's the first warm sunny day of the year in the UK and therefore my favourite tradition. If the shirtless British man comes to his door and leaves without his shirt, we're in for a good summer. If he goes back inside to get a a gilet or light jacket, cold days ahead.

We should have alt text for intent so people can see things flagged as sarcasm. We could reduce reactive anger levels by 69% within a week.

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

Every now and then I just randomly remember the triplets in the Matrix sequels.

Every now and then I just randomly remember the triplets in the Matrix sequels.

Holy crap just found out Mac has background sounds and can play rain with white noise. Game changer! This is amazing.

Just ran James Pond through Nvidia DLSS 5. It's pretty crazy tbf.

Just ran James Pond through Nvidia DLSS 5. It's pretty crazy tbf.

Come with me as I take you through an average day in creepy old abandoned places as we re-enter the world of survival horror…

Love how the algorithm lined these up to make it look like Miyazaki is specifically taunting vampire ducks.

My inner child waving me off to work.

Love how the algorithm lined these up to make it look like Miyazaki is specifically taunting vampire ducks.

Brilliant but this is not doing the British teeth stereotype any good, Jack!

Reminder who the nominations for tonight’s best Oscar are:

I’m sharing this again, but mainly because of how happy I am with the lighting I did on Louis.

Really wish they'd kept this deleted scene in Louis Theroux's Manosphere doc.

Jesus Christ, Crocodile. You need to get it together. Not even midday on Mother’s Day.