Remembered I have a 3D printer

If I were Jean Grey I'd definitely cheat on Cyclops just because it would be very funny when I told him "There's Nobody, I swear"

Struck by a sudden urge to add an "In case of nicotine emergency, break glass" sign

Something weirdly ominous about a four ball snowman

There are a lot of very good objective reasons to bin twitter off but frankly I left two years ago because it just wasn't ~fun~ any more

Why do so many websites hit "enter" the second you enter the last digit of an authenticator code as if checking for typos isn't a thing

It's called a Castlevania because as you progress, the castle gets veinier

The girlfriend got a Switch for Christmas and got Hades for the Switch four days ago and since then she's played roughly four days of Hadee

I'm so tired of having to have opinions

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

It annoys me when people go "I always knew they were a wrong 'un because I didn't like their work" but I do think it's valid to go "I'm vindicated to find out they were a wrong 'un because it retroactively justifies my dislike"

Went for a walk

oh great, well done. you've doxxed the muffin man. because of you the muffin man has to go into witness protection

The way things have been going, I wouldn't be surprised if Fimbulwinter has started

magical

I always say that the first few days back after any time off are legally set aside for "can't help you, I'm still going through my e-mails" but I might genuinely be spending the next three fucking days doing 2FA logins

Nothing fills me with rage quite like money I’ve spent leaving my actual bank account like I just bought that as a joke why are you taking it seriously

Having a meal about it

Preheating my boots on the shoe drier before I go into the snow

I should not be forced to know about America

Today is my 17 year anniversary with the girlfriend, which is nice

I genuinely like my job but it is bullshit that I have to keep doing it or I'll die

I want Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella to stop making AI slop in 2026, but I guess neither of us can get what we want

Meanwhile, my parents' cat is not a fan of this "snow" nonsense

In hindsight it might have been a bad idea to let America just do whatever the fuck it wants for several hundred years

I was really hoping for a boring year

Oh right I intended to get an early night to sort of reset my sleep pattern before I go back to work

My nice coat is wet so I wore a different coat and it wasn't as nice as my nice coat Who could have seen this coming

In what's now become an annual tradition, I've written another piece for The Gist about how and why I hate A.I. On a bubble about to burst, a future rotted to its core, and the limits of the Mrs Doyle Theory of artificial intelligence. www.thegist.ie/guest-gist-2...

Just lost a 24 fear run of Hades II because I knew I was a few hits away from taking down Typhon so instead of dodging a big attack I kept attacking hoping I'd get him before he got me, but I did not, which was annoying

Apparently it's the year of the horse so I checked my sketch folder to see if I'd drawn horses before and I do not remember the last time I evidently did not remember this

Yesterday I decided on a whim to do a dry January, but starting tomorrow, because breakfast today was an oil orb and a cocktail

Happy new year, people who live in my phone! (Yes it is, time zones)

Miso chocolate chip cookies

The Dutch for an apple turnover is "appelflap" As ever, do with this information what you will

Not saying hypermobility skews your sense of normality but today I found myself going "I should try yoga because I'm not as flexible as I used to be, I can barely touch my closed fists to the ground with straight legs now"

teefs

More playlists: - Since the Death of God, There's Been a Vacancy Open - Boss Rush - WTF - your ship is on fire but so is the dj - Rip off the dancefloor - Songs that would kill the Queen instantly - just shuffle and have a nice day - Irish synth shanties - 4/11 b - Heavy and dancy - Vampire electro

The cheese wanter has logged on

And you could eat a tent My vampire of yurts

Either tell me the vampire billionaire is dead or tell me when he's managed to live forever, anything else is a waste of my time and yours

"Oh yeah, it's the crisps guy" "You mean the captain of the England football team, Gary Lineker?" "Yes, the crisps guy. Am I wrong?" "You're not wrong, but I'm not sure you should be right"

We're watching Longlegs Considering I've only seen The Monkey by this director and it's prominently advertised as starring Nicolas Cage, I was expecting a much more frantic film than we're getting so far tbh

What kind of toadstool is this

Trebuchet is French for "very bucket"

The boyfriend was in the UK over Christmas and got back this weekend so we went to surprise him at the airport but it turns out you can leave the arrivals hall from 2 different doors so while we were waiting at the one indicated on the signs, he left through the other one and got on a train

Photobucket have been sending me "we're about to delete your account" e-mails for literally four years at this point and I could just log in and delete it myself but at this point I'm morbidly curious to see how long they'll keep it up

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

What's the matter, you've barely touched your jeindeer