People thing being bisexual means you fancy all men and all women the same amount but there's really no need for that to balance for it to be valid Personally I fancy most small blonde women, a lot of large brown-haired muscular women, and all British men who look like goldfish

Artist's impression

"vibe coding" is a terrible name for "letting an AI do it," it should mean "having six beers and going ham in Python on a Saturday night" instead

"AI a danger to future of humanity," warn tech bros who are ruining the planet here and now

People pointing out that some things called AI are genuinely useful things being hype-named and we shouldn't dismiss it out of hand, which is fair, but if we started putting shit in everything, I don't think you could be blamed for not trying Turd Smoothies® just in case it's badly named chocolate

I gave the tattoo artist one of my 'AI is for cunts' stickers and he put it on the bathroom mirror

"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI

"So how will seeing a clown cure me?" "I'm afraid you misunderstand. There is no cure; this is purely pagliative."

Do you have some other identification, Mr. Gray? I'm afraid you don't look anything like this picture.

I'm not afraid that AI can do my job, I'm afraid of the world where we agree that the pisspoor approximation of my job it ~can~ do is all we need

Generally speaking, I have never seen generative AI do a job more acceptable than "just putting in the least possible effort to pass without a second glance", and any work that GenAI did a good enough job at replacing to be indistinguishable wasn't worth doing in the first place

Anyway I fucking hate AI

Today the marketing department at work brought in someone to do a two hour "AI and content" talk and I very much noped the fuck out, but having heard from colleagues who did go, it sounds like I extremely did not miss out on anything useful

there is something fundamentally undemocratic about the idea that a company can bring in experimental tech like this and test it on the population of a city without our consent. because let’s face it, every pedestrian, every cyclist, every motorist, is a test subject here, more so than the riders!

They knew what they were doing when they made all of these goddesses buff as fuck And what they were doing was "the right thing"

The singer in this Linkin Park cover band doesn't quite hit Chester's primal screams but on the flipside he does have a magnificent mane of hair

I came from a very formal family. My parents were not especially affectionate. But the beauty of being an adult is that you can make a new family with new traditions.

Before he was an actor, Jason Statham was a diver who competed in the Commonwealth Games Do with this information what you will

Huge fan of this weirdly buff greyhound statue in a flat listing

birb

I think if I was the world's richest man, I probably wouldn't spend my days furiously pretending to be a chatbot so I can tell nazi losers that actually I'm a super sexy genius and all my kids love me

Oh no I just randomly thought "in the Cars universe, Hot Wheels would be called Hot Feet"

I have to go into the office tomorrow so I shouldn't go to bed super late but I am playing Hades II so you see my problem

The train from Goldeneye looks like Sam the Eagle

I meant to check if I'd done a specific joke about a train on here before but I got sidetracked

I saw a very photogenic sheep and a slow worm

I walk through this train station a lot but I've never seen it from this outside angle before I think it's neat

Train dog

I'm sure this train ad is meant to be very welcoming but I've seen Smile 2 so I'm just getting "horrifyingly synchronised dance troupe crab monster"

I saw a wiggly water bridge and some foresty train tracks

Train station toilets at night are a great time if you wanna see a whole bunch of dudes holding a beer in one hand and their dick in the other

Look at me! I'm a human! I wait for the train! I have anxiety!

And that means kids these days will never experience the full impact of this song that used the Dutch onomatopoeia for that noise, KEDENG KEDENG, to make a song about taking a train journey to fuck that ends by explaining that the rhythm will continue when he gets there m.youtube.com/watch?v=lSxh...

A couple of years ago the Dutch organ donor law went from opt-in to opt-out, having passed by a single "yea" after one opponent missed the train and didn't get to cast a vote, which is incredibly Dutch somehow

New favourite footballer

"When I said corvids could be trained..."

I do think the quality of my life has measurably improved since I started telling people "I know we were just at a thing together and now we're going on the same train but I do not want you to feel obliged to spend the journey doing social interaction because frankly I just wanna read my book"

Look no one likes a delayed train but that's a bit much

I just muttered "I don't want to be signed in any more" to myself, specifically because I was doing something in a backend but I needed to see it like a user would, but upon reflection, I think it's also generally true. Sign me out of everything. Let me move to the forest and train as a squirrel.

More emergency brakes should be a big wheel

Remembered Sinners exists and now I want to rewatch Sinners

It's hilarious that they made Odysseus prove his identity by having him do his party trick from 20 years ago

Right, that's enough of that

"I do my own stunts" - Lazy stuntman

Got a kilo of rubber bands, which seems like a lot, but I'll have to see how far I can stretch it

I fucking hate parcel trackers that are like "it's been delivered, unless it's not, in which case check with the neighbours or give it five days, it will probably turn up unless it doesn't"

The new Steam VR headset sounds pretty good tbh

Isn't it great that tech bros get all the money if their bullshit pans out but when it goes wrong, they somehow also get all the money and we're all fucked instead

It's gonna be pretty funny if the whole bubble collapses before I use up all of these stickers tbh

It's a special friday, which is a week now, and it lasts 11 days Fuck off