One of the things that I adore about my parents is that they're currently having two separate conversations at once, my mum about Grand Designs and my dad about a fox he saw on a walk, and they're both having a lovely time ❤️

huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun

Hahaha is Jamie Campbell-Bower the British Bill Skarsgård

An AI chatbot does not have PERSONHOOD. It has no agency. It cannot meaningfully apologise. It cannot speak on behalf of another. It cannot speak for itself; it has no self. Stop asking it for quotes for articles. Stop printing its quotes.

Wonderful. This is one of the best comics panels ever drawn. It - and the pages around it - rewired my brain and changed the way I talked about and understood art and storytelling. If there is any book I would recommend unreservedly to creative people, it’s Scott McCloud’s Understanding Comics.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Good evening I am a cerebral spinal fluid leak from when I had a bad head impact with a low doorway that caused an audible crunch and left me bedridden for about 5/6 months in 2011 and constantly at risk of meningitis

Motherfu--

sea lions are protected by law in California which means they own the local harbor, not all the people who happen to store their fancy boats there this is a beautiful thing

emotional support bat

25 photos I took in 2025 🧵 Mostly London with a smattering of Cheltenham and Gloucester in between. Happy New Year. ------ 1. View from The Shard, London - November 2025

Blocked someone because they replied to one of my posts with "never watched it". Bluesky starting the year off strong I see

This weekend I took the most #London photo ever. Fox waiting for the last train.

Hahaha is Jamie Campbell-Bower the British Bill Skarsgård

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

Decided to watch Stranger Things and it's just the Steve Harrington show for me really

you don't know me

The original coke bottle Haribo gummy

Happy New Year Everybody! photo: yongxin

I have several tasks my ADHD is not letting me start, but they're also the only thing my autism will allow me to think about! If you feel my pain, let us cradle each other's frontal lobes with some virtual body doubling. Send scary emails, tidy cupboards, anything you like. Get it done with us!

'Every time we asked the electorate their opinion, vast numbers of them press the button clearly marked “Make things better”. Yet every time, things just keep on getting worse.' Happy new year, everybody!

So glad her husband got that job so at least one cartoonist in New York can have health insurance.

He is Coming

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

"but it helps me do research fast--" I don't give a fuck. Regulate this shit and put the people who enabled it in fucking *jail* and then we can talk.

Have a cat photo.

First Godzilla Illustration of 2026

lol I just came across this post by Zoharn’s wife Rama Duwaji’s stylist and the boots were…. on loan open.substack.com/pub/brainmat...

while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now. happy new year everyone!

Good morning Bluesky !

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I hope 2026 is kind to us all

Mayor Zohran Mandami’s crime reduction strategy notches early win.

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

my dad used to read my tweets on Sunday morning while we had coffee, and hed read ones he liked out loud for mum. one time my mum looks at me and says "he hasn't laughed in a while. you can't have been very funny this week"

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Several options but the one I look back on most fondly..

what’s happening with grok and nudity spam requests should be a global wake up call about AI image gen and instead very few media outlets have even covered it yet

there’s even a community note on posts about this saying that grok’s statements aren’t reflective of the company … ??? we are just shrugging away what should be a global outrage

love modern web design, love having a single column in the center of an ocean of blue

People think because they can predict a movie or recognize elements from other movies or they wished it was something different or (especially) it adheres to a formula means that it's bad. It's like the dunning kruger effect of cinema

I'll do one! A thing that signals film illiteracy: knowing just enough about movies to basic rhen patterns, then assuming a film is bad because ~you~ can spot the seams, they'll always be there if you look for them, and most people don't. You figuring out where they're headed doesn't mean anything.

I could have slept in. I could have slept in! But no my brain got bored and needed a toy to play with

obviously the highlight was the pigeon taking the tube and I'll be taking no further questions

how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem

How dare this man try to introduce a poor bear to the American legal system, that's true evil