It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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there are killjoys out there who act like the moon flyby didn't accomplish anything, but it made my kid want to start watching the expanse

This is hilarious 😂😂 They made a song out of the comment section on this video! 🤣🤣

We all celebrate the hero who went to a Nazi rally in 1936 with a napkin in his pocket that said “I’m not totally on board with some of this.”

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Fellow ghost story aficionados, I need your help. I read a short story years ago that I *believe* dates to the very early 20th c about a skeptic who goes to a seance and ends up being haunted by an invisible entity that feels like a hairless animal and has a musky smell. I can't find it anywhere.

i am not looking respectfully i am hooting and hollering and repeatedly smashing my head with a mallet

Found the best walking stick...a giant insect to carry me around on a hike

I'm having a lemon vodka soda I'm fine we're all fine

Another flower sweater cutie! 🌼 #whimsical #cottagecore #frog #spooky #cozy

Been a while since I was on the tube with drunk football wankers. Can't say I've missed it but it's the first time I've seen it where they decided to shout at a guy on crutches for being a benefit cheat

Ideal relationship dynamic

this post and all the replies are peak fed posting on the level of that movie about blowing up pipelines lol

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

btw started getting tattoos nearly 20 years ago and still don’t feel the dire regret that the boomers smugly assured me i’d feel. they’ve never been wrong about anything before so i’m sure it’ll kick in any day now

You always get a lot of angry replies here if you complain about the Greens blocking solar farms or power grid upgrades. Maybe they should stop instigating pile-ons and start instigating pylons.

'I haven't time to explain, but that theory is a load of bollocks'. 🤣 #StrangeCentral

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You may wish to mark the occasion by listening to @michaelspicer.bsky.social reading aloud what I still like to think of as an accurate representation of what goes on in Cambridgeshire

Fremony at the library day!

For some reason, transgender medicine and surgeries are the ONLY medical interventions for which the public demands a perfect 0% regret rate. Look up the regret rate for heart surgery some time. It's A LOT higher than that for any gender affirming treatment. bsky.app/profile/hlee...

One filter coffee is NOT enough

Literally nothing funnier than when someone doesn't know the disc horse bot is a bot

I know this is not generally the kind of post that anthropologists are invited to but I wanted to add: every sci-fi novel in the world with alien intelligent life is like "this whole planet (one biome) is populated by a single 'Culture,' it is driven by a high sense of 'Honor'"

New on the Anthropic settlement from the @authorsguild.org : over 91% (!!) of eligible books were claimed as of the claims deadline (I would not have predicted such a high number!) Looks like the payout will be close to the $3000 originally estimated authorsguild.org/news/anthrop...

I was watching the mother fox and her (four! 4!!!) cubs playing in the next door garden and was telling her "don't worry our barky little dog is NOW INSIDE for her BREAKFAST so you don't need to worry about her" and when I turned around the neighbour on the other side was watching me laughing

Baking set to opera. Found this weirdly satisfying.

I am sad that we were robbed of Phillip Seymour Hoffman before he got to play old man roles.

Lychee & Lotus, 9 years young and fully embracing spa day energy. 🐢 These black-breasted leaf turtles are pros at soaking. Keeping hydrated is key for their health, helping with everything from shell condition to overall wellness. 📸: Animal curator Natalie

these fucking guys

My partner and I were talking about star trek tng, and I said I thought riker was a great first officer but wouldn't make a great captain because he has such a major weakness with women The very next episode, a woman he was hooking up with gives him an addictive game that takes over the whole ship

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

What I am learning from the proliferation of AI images across Facebook is that a lot of people clearly didn't do enough Spot the Difference pictures as kids. It hasn't just added colour John!!!

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

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Orca whales know what humans are. They're top tier predators. They can chase seals at 35 mph. They watch us drive by in our boats, perform for us when we whale watch, they respect our frailty when we canoe or paddleboard. They even observe us standing around campfires on the beach late at night.

This tree in London looks full of leaves but is actually covered in parakeets.

I am not mature enough for this.

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

Bluesky users craving porridge for reasons no one can quite understand

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

What a great cover. The French translation of The End is Known by Geoffrey Holiday Hall, a nominee for the 1950 Edgar Award.

Here’s Trump bragging about making the U.S. a country that no one wants to come to and many want to leave.

Daily bunny no.3292 knows some froggy music

us in these trying times

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a beautiful unbothered beaver and you as an impotently hissing goose

The first modern advertiser who does an ad like this gets all my money.