I do things like this as art card commissions, by the way. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries etc. DM or email in bio! Christmas is coming... #WhenWasThings #WhenIsBirths

The Rapture happening tomorrow has reminded me of this classic tweet I keep in my smile file.

Johnson & Johnson, the manufacturer of Tylenol, should sue these deranged maniacs back into the Stone Age.

Even if vaccines *did* cause autism, it's a ridiculously easy choice to make. Do you want your kid to die in agony of an easily-preventable illness, or do you want them to, for example, have 259 different versions of "California Girls" on their hard drive?

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

This is put in such a bad mood I’m going to take the long walk to Tescos.

It's basically text. Tylenol is the only pain relief currently recommended for prenatal use (others are unsafe at various times).

Maybe I’m paranoid but with this autism announcement I feel there’s also a subtext of “Well if women will insist on taking pain relief while pregnant…”

Sometimes I want to repost you but you’re using a picture of one of our contemporary bastards and I don’t want their face in my timeline. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

And another thing, sorry. What about countries that don’t have Tylenol? It couldn’t possibly be that they didn’t bother to check other countries did they? America never does that.

“Many experts are sceptical” is a weird way to spell “most experts say this is totally delusional horseshit” but you do you BBC. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#Autism mummy here. In case anyone needs to hear this today following Trump’s deranged (even for him) announcement… You are loved. You are so special. I am in awe of the way your brain works, your creativity, your ability to see the world differently. It’s magic. And these mum arms are wide.

It must be awful not being able to blame autism on Mexicans.

Autism was categorized as a syndrome in 1943, but Tylenol didn't become available until 1955. Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.

Surprised it’s taken so long for Graham L to come out with a “couldn’t make that now” comment about Father Ted. A show known for its sweetness not its edginess.

Was there a satirical show called Father Ted that was on at the same time as the surreal farce one?

I thought I’d go as three evangelical Christians in a trench coat.

I often think of this Onion headline from 2014.

I've been out of the UK for nine years of the past 11 so my grip on popular opinion is weak but I just simply do not believe that there has been substantial change in real popular opinion. It feels entirely like elites going mad

You can tell none of these people have heard of Peter Cook.

Not sure everyone confusing you for the guy from the “change my mind” meme counts as an accomplishment to be honest.

PAUL MCCARTNEY WAS 28 WHEN THE BEATLES SPLIT UP!!!

Loads of Christians, my mum for instance, haven’t heard of the Rapture. The word isn’t in the bible. It’s mostly an American evangelical invention. It’s another example of America thinking it’s the whole world.

Actually thinking about it having the Rapture tomorrow would be a total hassle. Can we do a week on Wednesday? No worries if not.

I still suspect most people don’t actually like Reform. It would nice if everyone could be bothered to vote next time to prove this.

'Join us later on BBC News when I'll be thoroughly grilling Ed Davey on the costings of Lib Dem policies, but first here's a slavish acceptance of the latest Reform press release.'

Bit of insider news here; the gambling adverts are rationed per day, per channel, but if they mention their “gambling awareness policy” or “tools to help you stay in control” they don’t actually count as gambling adverts.

Remember when Richard Nixon accidentally broadcast his smoking gun tape to the nation and Nixon said 'I didn't do that, there are no tapes it's all a hoax' and the media and the politicians and all his supporters said oh ok fair enough and everything went back to normal?

Idle thought while watching Carrie. I wonder if PJ Harvey was a fan. I keep thinking about Dress and Sheela Na Gig youtu.be/A29BMj3v86w?...

Carrie’s on.

Glad I’m here to reassure my mum 90% of the stuff she reads on Facebook is fear mongering bollocks without an ounce of truth to it. The other 10% is based on one true thing but is also bollocks.

The annoying thing here is that the Lib Dems talk policy quite a lot and get ignored by the media, which is what Davey's stunts were a response to in the first place. I don't think he's addicted to stunts. I'm sure he'd love it if his policies got covered www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Started watching this and finished it on fast forward. Less programmes about rich, greedy pieces of shit, please, BBC, and more proper arts coverage.

I’m a little disappointed they dropped that whole thing about Trump secretly working undercover to bring Epstein down. I was enjoying that horseshit.

I remain furiously baffled that stories like this about Trump will just go away by around Wednesday at a guess. It’s not just because the media are scared of him. We seem to have a “Ahh, whatchagonnado 🤷‍♀️” attitude towards him now and it’s boiling my piss.

"You're irrelevant on Bluesky!" m8 I was irrelevant on Twitter where I had 110k followers and frequently got over a million views on my videos. It was still just shitposting on a social media site. Deciding that posting is activism has rotted a lot of brains on all sides.

They mean “Big News” It should be all anyone is talking about. No one actually reads the Washington Post anymore because well, you know.

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

New painting called: The Inside-out Crowd

If your novel is set in the recent, pre-cellphone past and your plot depends on a dilemma that would now be resolved with a simple phone call, make sure the reader understands that by having a character say, "Too bad cellphones don't exist yet."

Cancelled asking my mate for his Disney log in.

A thing I noticed recently that does have canned laughter is TikTok and Facebook videos. Cat videos etc but with pre-recorded sniggering over it. Bloody awful. I often overhear my mum swearing about it.

Saw someone on Facebook criticising Father Ted for having canned laughter. It didn’t have canned laughter. I know this because I was in the studio audience. Some people can’t leave the idea that they just pressed a button with “laugh” on it.

You too could have one of these. Hashtag salesmanship. marswasrubbish.etsy.com

I love seeing someone be wrong about something just before going to bed.

And Mum. One of my all time favourite sitcoms. Watched every episode at least three times. Did I mention it once? Did I arse.

Oh and Bo'Jack Horseman and I Think You Should Leave.

It’s stupid though, because TV comedy has been such a big part of how enjoy the world I might as well name my favourite amino acid.

Which movie do you consider to be perfect?