The one-armed drummer from Def Leppard gave me a reiki treatment in a Las Vegas dressing room while prop comic Carrot Top watched silently from the doorway.

Carl shoves Roger, Roger shoves Carl, and tempers rise.

Sir Roy Clarke!!

Dominic Holland (Tom’s dad) asked me if I wanted a seat on a bus and tutted because I didn’t say no thank you quickly enough.

I DONE IT SHIRLEY.

According to the best Christians The Daily Telegraph.

Love the presumption in this post. I mean who doesn’t love Alice In Chains?

Lily Savage. "Bardot a fascist" at 6'42" www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nR6... A second, but she called it

Another Ellis Rosen cartoon that speaks to me.

I think I need a print of “Walk for your lives”.

Phew. Talked myself out of applying for an improv course.

Worm Jizz Wars 3

You had me at ‘Peter Serafinowicz as “an acclaimed ceramicist”.’

Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025: I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince? Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts. I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3

Last repost. I now have about as many followers as I had on Twitter and about 4 times more engagement. To be mercenary about it I made about one print sale a month by the end. I make about 10 month through Bluesky.

Mecha Hitler wasn't enough for them to leave, Grok directly plagiarizing their work wasn't enough either. OP states later in the thread that their Twitter account is less than a year old and brags about their larger following there. I think we have all the information we need.

Watching an old Dave Allen last night and I was a little surprised by female nudity. I knew it happened. There's a topless woman in Monty Python and I think there's nudity in Spike Milligan's Q series but it's like I've wiped my own search history.

Excellent point here about Brian and Roger.

Oh how exciting. New high quality printing paper has arrived. *coughs* marswasrubbish.etsy.com

If I was a picture editor I'd go proper old school and illustrate articles on burglary with a man in a black and white striped top, eye mask and carrying a bag with "swag" written on it.

My wish for 2026 is that editors finally give up on using the hoodie/matrix text trope when illustrating articles about cyber.

In which Telegraph journalists, straight-facedly claiming that the council tax surcharge on properties over £2m will flag such properties to burglars, claim to have neve heard of 'walking down a street and looking at the houses'.

Sophie Aldred's on Celebrity Mastermind tomorrow. Someone's specialty subject is "The actor Sylvester McCoy". I don't think I'll stop laughing until well into the new year if it isn't her.

Ooh. I know but only because weirdly this came up in a real life conversation last month. Clue: We were talking about the Streisand effect.

South Park alumnus Toby Morton saw the rename on the cards months ago and bought the trumpkennedycenter domain (com and org). https://www.trumpkennedycenter.org

Neal Street, Covent Garden, London - December 2025

I solved 8 wars so I should be allowed to start at least 4.

Even without "the unpleasantness," I'm not sure many people under a certain age – and that may now be a very great age – have a great emotional connection to Bardot. Even an old bastard like me doesn't really remember her as a *force*...

Service is a book about a grumpy middled aged bookseller. This is like hearing your Spotify listening age is your actual age.

The BBC need to stop saying funded by you at the end of every other programme but it makes my mum swear every time.

RFK’s lies are going to kill a lot more people than any lab leak. Especially fictional ones.

NO THEY LITERALLY AREN’T

Curious to see if Skinner sues for not winning this as well.

I concur

As it seems to work so well for instagram accounts, behold, the greatest collection of prints in the history of art. marswasrubbish.etsy.com

I don’t know, random person on instagram inexplicably with 300,000 followers, I don’t think this clip from a show I’ve never heard of really is the greatest moment in the history of television.

One of the oddest thing about the modern world is the way AI evangelists preaching magical solutions which are mathematically impossible according to Information Theory rely on systems built on Information Theory to pitch their monorails.

"You seriously don't know "Banged up Abroad? You have got to be shitting me"

There was a reissue a few years ago, I believe

@theblueacorn.bsky.social Re: Dick

I've often looked for a copy of Ritual but never had any luck. I just looked on Abe Books and the first one was over £300. (no doubt because he's just died) A reissue would definitely sell.

Just read that David Pinner, author of RITUAL, died on Christmas Eve. RITUAL famously inspired THE WICKER MAN.

Comedy nerds. I imagine you all follow Conan O'Brien's podcast or YouTube channel but just in case you don't it's James L f**king Brooks look. youtu.be/1WCXYeTlwzw?...

Congratulations on already knowing Bridget Bardot was a racist. All morning we've been DMing each other about this and we've decided that means you're the best.

I cancelled a lot of my subscriptions recently and Shudder is the only one I’m regretting.

Comparing AI to a knife is an unfortunate comparison. “It’s just a tool like any other nuclear bomb”

I am a 90s indie mixtape cliche though and I love the Bonnie and Clyde song. Despite…everything.

And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time

I realise I didn’t know much about Brigitte Bardot. The paragraphs about her politics are…eye opening. *gif of a bin on fire*